Marzipan and Coach Z's Relationship

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"That's two strikes, Coach Z!"

Coach Z and Marzipan have a love-hate relationship, with most of the love lying on Coach Z's side and most of the hate lying on Marzipan's. On several occasions, Coach Z has shown to be in love with, or at least attracted to, Marzipan, although whether this is due to actually feelings of love, or the fact that Marzipan is the only girl available, is uncertain. Marzipan has made it quite clear that she is not particularly fond of Coach Z, and is often annoyed or downright repulsed by him. Despite these differing feelings between them, the two have been able to get along fairly well on a few occasions.

Coach Z's love of Marzipan

• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0 — Coach Z asks Marzipan if she would like to go out and get donuts with him.
• The Best Decemberween Ever — Coach Z gives Marzipan a calendar for Decemberween.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0 — A drunk Coach Z calls Marzipan very early in the morning to tell her that she's beautiful.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0 — Coach Z asks Marzipan if they were 'just friends', or more than friends.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2 — Coach Z accidently admits to breaking into Marzipan's house.
• Happy Fireworks — Coach Z flirts with Cardboard Marzipan.
• Email diorama — Coach Z says Marzipan is his girlfriend.
• Strong Badia the Free — After you beat the game and talk to Coach Z, he'll say he wants to stay in Marzipan's backyard to spy on her.

Marzipan's dislike for Coach Z

• The Best Decemberween Ever — Marzipan tells Coach Z the scratch 'n sniff calendar he made her is nasty.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0 — Marzipan asks Bubs to kick Coach Z in the crotch, to which Bubs complies.
• Fall Float Parade — Marzipan gets angry at Coach Z for making inappropriate comments during the commercial break. Later on, she interrupts Coach Z's free-styling session saying that "It's really annoying."

Coach Z and Marzipan getting along

• A Jorb Well Done — Marzipan tries to help Coach Z say the word 'Job'.
• Fall Float Parade — Coach Z and Marzipan work together as commentators during the parade (although there is still visible tension between them).
• Email environment — Marzipan has approved of Coach Z's "hydrolectric" cooking methods despite their ineffectivness at saving resources.
• Email being mean — Marzipan and Coach Z, along with Strong Mad, stage a play on why "be'sing" mean isn't the best choice.