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=== Message 1 ===
=== Message 1 ===
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Okay, Marzipan, let's give this one more try. It's the King again... and about my banquet, I wa.. Ohh, ooh, I'm sorry! My year's supply of salisbury sundaes has just arrived! I'm never calling you back! Mee! Rloo! Noo hoo hoo hoo hoo!!
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Okay, Marzipan, let's give this one more try. It's the King again... and about my banquet, I wa.. Ohh, ooh, I'm sorry! My year's supply of salisbury sundaes has just arrived! I'm never calling you back! Mee! Rloo! Noo hoo hoo hoo hoo!!
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=== Goofs ===
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*Why would the KoT call himself the King when Marzipan is his daughter?
== External Links ==
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Revision as of 09:47, 7 August 2005

Good for screening calls

In this Answering Machine, The King of Town unsuccessfully tries to deliver an invitation, Pom Pom talks crazy talk, and Detective Everybody reports that Homestar Runner is dead.

Cast (in order of appearance): Marzipan, Strong Bad, The King of Town, Pom Pom, Homestar Runner

Places: Marzipan's House

Page Title: Marzipan's Answering Machine Volume 2

Release Date: Unknown

Contents

Transcript

Marzipan's Greeting

MARZIPAN: Hi, this is Marzipan. Leave me a message. I am screening my calls today, but I'll pick up if I feel like it. See you later. {beep}

Message 6

STRONG BAD: {clears throat} Uh, yes, hello there Mrs. Pan. This is, uh, Detective Everybody down here at the station. And um, and we got your boyfriend Homestar down here and, uh, he's dead. Because we killed him, because he was so stupid that we had to shoot him, to keep h-him from being even more stupid. So if you wanna come down and I.D. the body, there's not much left... we put about 37 slugs in him, eh-and things don't look too good. Uh, so if you could come down we would appreciate it, right now, um, to come look at your dead boyfriend. {stifled laughter} Okay, have a good day.

Message 5

THE KING OF TOWN: Ooo, hello Marzipan, it's the King of Town here. I just wanted to invite you to a.. a banquet I'm having, and -- ooo! ooo! I've got to call you back! My... uh... my... pizza's just arrived! Doo, hoo, hoo, hoo!

Message 4

MARZIPAN: Hi, Marzipan. This is Marzipan calling. Just wanted to remind you: don't let Homestar have that leftover strudel tonight, because he's looking a little bit fat around the edges. Okay. See you tonight.

Message 3

THE KING OF TOWN: Ooo, hello, Marzipan. It's the King, again. I apologize. So, about my banquet. It's going to be at my castle, and -- oh! oo! My leg of lamb is here! Ohh, hoo! Excuse me, I've got to call you back! Doo! Loo, doo hoo doo!

Message 2

POM POM: {bubbling noises}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voice faint, in the distance} Pom Pom, that's not what I said! {normal volume, on the phone} Okay, okay, Marzipan. Seriously, that is not what I said, at all. Um, I don't know what Pom Pom was talking about, or why he would call you to tell you, what he just told you. But in fact, I think that was some type of hilarious joke, hah hah. That's what it was. Pom Pom, I've said it once, and I'll say it again: you're crazy! Okay, sweetheart. Bye.

Message 1

THE KING OF TOWN: Okay, Marzipan, let's give this one more try. It's the King again... and about my banquet, I wa.. Ohh, ooh, I'm sorry! My year's supply of salisbury sundaes has just arrived! I'm never calling you back! Mee! Rloo! Noo hoo hoo hoo hoo!!

Goofs

  • Why would the KoT call himself the King when Marzipan is his daughter?

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