Marzipan's Answering Machine

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Marzipan's Answering Machine is probably one of the most overlooked sections on, likely because of its lack of animation. The messages often dive deeper into interpersonal relationships between the characters, with each short message packed with insight. Some mainstays of the section are Strong Bad's unrelenting prank calls, Homestar Runner's constant misunderstandings, Coach Z's odd habits and tendencies (especially towards Marzipan herself), Strong Sad's depressing ramblings, and suprisingly frequent calls from The King of Town. It also features various other surprise messages and cameos from major and minor characters.


Marzipan's Answering Machine Versions

Other Answering Machine Segments

Quite a few messages

The following toons feature segments with characters talking on answering machines.

Outgoing Messages

See main article: Marzipan's Outgoing Messages

Answering Machines

List of Callers

Quick Comparison Chart
1.0 2.0 3.0 4.0 5.0 6.0 7.0 8.0 9.2 10.2 11.2 12.2 13.2 14.2 15.2 16.2 17.2
Strong Bad
Homestar Runner
The King of Town
Coach Z
Strong Sad
Pom Pom
Strong Mad
The Cheat
The Poopsmith

Strong Bad (34 times)

Homestar Runner (31 times)

Strong Sad (16 times)

Coach Z (13 times)

The King of Town (11 times)

Bubs (10 times)

Marzipan (3 times)

Homsar (3 times)

Pom Pom (2 times)

Strong Mad (2 times)

The Cheat (2 times)

The Poopsmith (1 time)

Miscellaneous (at least one time each)

Fun Facts

The new loading screen

External Links

Most Recent Toons
Big Toons

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Dec 24, 2016


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Fan 'Stumes 2020‎
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Puppet Stuff

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Strong Bad Email

the next april fools thing
Apr 1, 2018

Video Stuff

Disk 4 of 12 - World Games
August 6, 2021

Teen Girl Squad

Issue 15
May 11, 2009

Marzipan's Answering Machine

Version 17.2
Apr 1, 2016


Strong Bad Sings on Vinyl!
Feb 23, 2021

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