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[[Image:PhoneTime XL8000.png|thumb|The [[PhoneTime XL800]]]]
[[Image:PhoneTime XL8000.png|thumb|The [[PhoneTime XL800]]]]
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'''[[Marzipan]]'s Answering Machine''' is probably one of the most overlooked sections on [[homestarrunner.com]], likely because of its lack of animation. The messages often dive deeper into interpersonal relationships between the [[characters]], with each short message packed with insight. Some mainstays of the section are [[Strong Bad]]'s unrelenting [[Aliases Used in Prank Calls|prank calls]], [[Homestar Runner]]'s constant misunderstandings, [[Coach Z]]'s odd habits and tendencies (especially toward Marzipan herself), [[Strong Sad]]'s depressing ramblings, and suprisingly frequent calls from [[The King of Town]]. It also features various other surprise messages and cameos from major and minor characters.
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'''[[Marzipan]]'s Answering Machine''' is probably one of the most overlooked sections on [[homestarrunner.com]], likely because of its lack of animation. The messages often dive deeper into interpersonal [[Character Relationships|relationships]] between the [[characters]], with each short message packed with insight. Some mainstays of the section are [[Strong Bad]]'s unrelenting [[Aliases Used in Prank Calls|prank calls]], [[Homestar Runner]]'s constant misunderstandings, [[Coach Z]]'s odd habits and tendencies (especially towards Marzipan herself), [[Strong Sad]]'s depressing ramblings, and surprisingly frequent calls from [[The King of Town]]. It also features various other surprise messages and cameos from major and minor characters.
== Marzipan's Answering Machine Versions ==
== Marzipan's Answering Machine Versions ==
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*[[Halloween Safety]] (Mikezipan's Answering Machine)
*[[Halloween Safety]] (Mikezipan's Answering Machine)
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==Greetings==
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==Outgoing Messages==
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{{seemain|Marzipan's Answering Machine Greetings}}
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{{seemain|Marzipan's Outgoing Messages}}
==Answering Machines==
==Answering Machines==
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File:Old Answering Machine.png|First [[answering machine]]
File:Old Answering Machine.png|First [[answering machine]]
File:Marzipans Answering Machine.png|[[PhoneTime XL8]]
File:Marzipans Answering Machine.png|[[PhoneTime XL8]]
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File:dilapidated XL8.png|Dilapidated [[PhoneTime XL8]]
 
File:PhoneTime XL8000.png|[[PhoneTime XL800]]
File:PhoneTime XL8000.png|[[PhoneTime XL800]]
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File:dilapidated XL8.png|Dilapidated [[PhoneTime XL8]]
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! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2|15.2]]
! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2|15.2]]
! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2|16.2]]
! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2|16.2]]
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! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|17.2]] <!--Does not count final 41+ messages -->
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! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|17.2]]
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| Strong Bad || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}}
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| [[Strong Bad]] || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}}
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| Homestar Runner || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}}
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| [[Homestar Runner]] || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}}
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| The King of Town || <!--1.0--> || {{u|kot}} || <!--3.0--> || {{u|kot}} || <!--5.0--> || {{u|kot}} || <!--7.0--> || <!--8.0--> || {{u|kot}} || <!--10.2--> || {{u|kot}} || <!--12.2--> || {{u|kot}} || <!--14.2--> || {{u|kot}} || {{u|kot}} || {{u|kot}}
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| [[Strong Sad]] || {{u|strongsad}} || <!--2.0--> || <!--3.0--> || {{u|strongsad}} || {{u|strongsad}} || <!--6.0--> || {{u|strongsad}} || <!--8.0--> || <!--9.2--> || {{u|strongsad}} || <!--11.2--> || <!--12.2--> || <!--13.2--> || {{u|strongsad}} || <!--15.2--> || <!--16.2--> || {{u|strongsad}}
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|-
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| Coach Z || {{u|coachz}} || <!--2.0--> || {{u|coachz}} || <!--4.0--> || {{u|coachz}} || <!--6.0--> || <!--7.0--> || {{u|coachz}} || {{u|coachz}} || <!--10.2--> || <!--11.2--> || <!--12.2--> || <!--13.2--> || {{u|coachz}} || {{u|coachz}} || {{u|coachz}} || {{u|coachz}}
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| [[Coach Z]] || {{u|coachz}} || <!--2.0--> || {{u|coachz}} || <!--4.0--> || {{u|coachz}} || <!--6.0--> || <!--7.0--> || {{u|coachz}} || {{u|coachz}} || <!--10.2--> || <!--11.2--> || <!--12.2--> || <!--13.2--> || {{u|coachz}} || {{u|coachz}} || {{u|coachz}} || {{u|coachz}}
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| Bubs || <!--1.0--> || <!--2.0--> || {{u|bubs}} || <!--4.0--> || {{u|bubs}} || <!--6.0--> || {{u|bubs}} || {{u|bubs}} || <!--9.2--> || <!--10.2--> || <!--11.2--> || {{u|bubs}} || <!--13.2--> || <!--14.2--> || {{u|bubs}} || {{u|bubs}} || {{u|bubs}}
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| [[The King of Town]] || <!--1.0--> || {{u|kot}} || <!--3.0--> || {{u|kot}} || <!--5.0--> || {{u|kot}} || <!--7.0--> || <!--8.0--> || {{u|kot}} || <!--10.2--> || {{u|kot}} || <!--12.2--> || {{u|kot}} || <!--14.2--> || {{u|kot}} || {{u|kot}} || {{u|kot}}
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|-
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| Strong Sad || {{u|strongsad}} || <!--2.0--> || <!--3.0--> || {{u|strongsad}} || {{u|strongsad}} || <!--6.0--> || {{u|strongsad}} || <!--8.0--> || <!--9.2--> || {{u|strongsad}} || <!--11.2--> || <!--12.2--> || <!--13.2--> || {{u|strongsad}} || <!--15.2--> || <!--16.2--> || {{u|strongsad}}
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| [[Bubs]] || <!--1.0--> || <!--2.0--> || {{u|bubs}} || <!--4.0--> || {{u|bubs}} || <!--6.0--> || {{u|bubs}} || {{u|bubs}} || <!--9.2--> || <!--10.2--> || <!--11.2--> || {{u|bubs}} || <!--13.2--> || <!--14.2--> || {{u|bubs}} || {{u|bubs}} || {{u|bubs}}
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| Marzipan || <!--1.0--> || {{u|marzipan}} || <!--3.0--> || <!--4.0--> || <!--5.0--> || <!--6.0--> || <!--7.0--> || <!--8.0--> || <!--9.2--> || <!--10.2--> || <!--11.2--> || {{u|marzipan}} || <!--13.2--> || <!--14.2--> || <!--15.2--> || {{u|marzipan}} || <!--17.2-->
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| [[Marzipan]] || <!--1.0--> || {{u|marzipan}} || <!--3.0--> || <!--4.0--> || <!--5.0--> || <!--6.0--> || <!--7.0--> || <!--8.0--> || <!--9.2--> || <!--10.2--> || <!--11.2--> || {{u|marzipan}} || <!--13.2--> || <!--14.2--> || <!--15.2--> || {{u|marzipan}} || <!--17.2-->
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| Pom Pom || <!--1.0--> || {{u|pompom}} || <!--3.0--> || <!--4.0--> || <!--5.0--> || <!--6.0--> || <!--7.0--> || <!--8.0--> || {{u|pompom}} || <!--10.2--> || <!--11.2--> || <!--12.2--> || <!--13.2--> || <!--14.2--> || <!--15.2--> || <!--16.2--> || <!--17.2-->
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| [[Homsar]] || <!--1.0--> || <!--2.0--> || <!--3.0--> || <!--4.0--> || {{u|homsar}} || <!--6.0--> || {{u|homsar}} || <!--8.0--> || <!--9.2--> || <!--10.2--> || <!--11.2--> || <!--12.2--> || <!--13.2--> || <!--14.2--> || <!--15.2--> || <!--16.2--> || {{u|homsar}}
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| Strong Mad || <!--1.0--> || <!--2.0--> || {{u|strongmad}} || {{u|strongmad}} || <!--5.0--> || <!--6.0--> || <!--7.0--> || <!--8.0--> || <!--9.2--> || <!--10.2--> || <!--11.2--> || <!--12.2--> || <!--13.2--> || <!--14.2--> || <!--15.2--> || <!--16.2--> || <!--17.2-->
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| [[Pom Pom]] || <!--1.0--> || {{u|pompom}} || <!--3.0--> || <!--4.0--> || <!--5.0--> || <!--6.0--> || <!--7.0--> || <!--8.0--> || {{u|pompom}} || <!--10.2--> || <!--11.2--> || <!--12.2--> || <!--13.2--> || <!--14.2--> || <!--15.2--> || <!--16.2--> || <!--17.2-->
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| The Cheat || <!--1.0--> || <!--2.0--> || <!--3.0--> || <!--4.0--> || <!--5.0--> || <!--6.0--> || <!--7.0--> || <!--8.0--> || <!--9.2--> || <!--10.2--> || <!--11.2--> || <!--12.2--> || {{u|cheat}} || <!--14.2--> || {{u|cheat}} || <!--16.2--> || <!--17.2-->
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| [[Strong Mad]] || <!--1.0--> || <!--2.0--> || {{u|strongmad}} || {{u|strongmad}} || <!--5.0--> || <!--6.0--> || <!--7.0--> || <!--8.0--> || <!--9.2--> || <!--10.2--> || <!--11.2--> || <!--12.2--> || <!--13.2--> || <!--14.2--> || <!--15.2--> || <!--16.2--> || {{u|strongmad}}
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| Homsar || <!--1.0--> || <!--2.0--> || <!--3.0--> || <!--4.0--> || {{u|homsar}} || <!--6.0--> || {{u|homsar}} || <!--8.0--> || <!--9.2--> || <!--10.2--> || <!--11.2--> || <!--12.2--> || <!--13.2--> || <!--14.2--> || <!--15.2--> || <!--16.2--> || {{u|homsar}}
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| [[The Cheat]] || <!--1.0--> || <!--2.0--> || <!--3.0--> || <!--4.0--> || <!--5.0--> || <!--6.0--> || <!--7.0--> || <!--8.0--> || <!--9.2--> || <!--10.2--> || <!--11.2--> || <!--12.2--> || {{u|cheat}} || <!--14.2--> || {{u|cheat}} || <!--16.2--> || {{u|cheat}}
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|-
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| The Poopsmith || <!--1.0--> || <!--2.0--> || <!--3.0--> || <!--4.0--> || <!--5.0--> || <!--6.0--> || <!--7.0--> || <!--8.0--> || <!--9.2--> || <!--10.2--> || <!--11.2--> || <!--12.2--> || <!--13.2--> || <!--14.2--> || <!--15.2--> || <!--16.2--> || {{u|misc}}
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| [[The Poopsmith]] || <!--1.0--> || <!--2.0--> || <!--3.0--> || <!--4.0--> || <!--5.0--> || <!--6.0--> || <!--7.0--> || <!--8.0--> || <!--9.2--> || <!--10.2--> || <!--11.2--> || <!--12.2--> || <!--13.2--> || <!--14.2--> || <!--15.2--> || <!--16.2--> || [[File:poopsmith.PNG|25px]]
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|-
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| Miscellaneous || <!--1.0--> || <!--2.0--> || <!--3.0--> || <!--4.0--> || <!--5.0--> || {{u|misc}} || <!--7.0--> || {{u|misc}} || <!--9.2--> || {{u|misc}} || {{u|misc}} || <!--12.2--> || {{u|misc}} || {{u|misc}} || {{u|misc}} || <!--16.2--> || {{u|misc}}
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| [[Characters|Miscellaneous]] || <!--1.0--> || <!--2.0--> || <!--3.0--> || <!--4.0--> || <!--5.0--> || {{u|misc}} || <!--7.0--> || {{u|misc}} || <!--9.2--> || {{u|misc}} || {{u|misc}} || <!--12.2--> || {{u|misc}} || {{u|misc}} || {{u|misc}} || <!--16.2--> || {{u|misc}}
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'''[[Strong Bad]]''' (34 times)
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'''Strong Bad''' (35 times)
* {{mamlink|1.0|6}} (as Mr. Nobody)
* {{mamlink|1.0|6}} (as Mr. Nobody)
* {{mamlink|1.0|2}}
* {{mamlink|1.0|2}}
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* {{mamlink|11.2|5}} (as Bob Statesman)
* {{mamlink|11.2|5}} (as Bob Statesman)
* {{mamlink|11.2|1}}
* {{mamlink|11.2|1}}
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* {{mamlink|12.2|4}} (as [[Aliases Used in Prank Calls#Goatface|Goatface]])
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* {{mamlink|12.2|4}} (as Goatface)
* {{mamlink|12.2|2}} (as all of Marzipan's friends)
* {{mamlink|12.2|2}} (as all of Marzipan's friends)
* {{mamlink|13.2|1}} (as Lorenz Magazine Man)
* {{mamlink|13.2|1}} (as Lorenz Magazine Man)
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* {{mamlink|17.2|14}}
* {{mamlink|17.2|14}}
* {{mamlink|17.2|21}} (as automated Grody Lab Results; breaks character after interrupted by Strong Sad)
* {{mamlink|17.2|21}} (as automated Grody Lab Results; breaks character after interrupted by Strong Sad)
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* {{mamlink|17.2|28}} (as Sharp Dean)
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* {{mamlink|17.2|28}} (as Sharpdene)
* {{mamlink|17.2|34}} (as Rongardo Shavemybody)
* {{mamlink|17.2|34}} (as Rongardo Shavemybody)
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* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2#Messages 41+|Version 17.2, Message 48]]
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'''[[Homestar Runner]]''' (31 times)
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'''Homestar Runner''' (33 times)
* {{mamlink|1.0|5}}
* {{mamlink|1.0|5}}
* {{mamlink|1.0|3}}
* {{mamlink|1.0|3}}
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* {{mamlink|17.2|35}}  
* {{mamlink|17.2|35}}  
* {{mamlink|17.2|37}} (addressing Marzipan's sister)
* {{mamlink|17.2|37}} (addressing Marzipan's sister)
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* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2#Messages 41+|Version 17.2, Message 41]]
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* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2#Messages 41+|Version 17.2, Message 67]]
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'''[[The King of Town]]''' (11 times)
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'''Strong Sad''' (17 times)
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* {{mamlink|2.0|5}}
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* {{mamlink|2.0|3}}
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* {{mamlink|2.0|1}}
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* {{mamlink|4.0|3}} (as Strong Bad)
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* {{mamlink|6.0|4}}
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* {{mamlink|9.2|6}}
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* {{mamlink|11.2|3}}
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* {{mamlink|13.2|5}}
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* {{mamlink|15.2|6}}
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* {{mamlink|16.2|2}}
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* {{mamlink|17.2|25}}
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'''[[Coach Z]]''' (13 times)
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* {{mamlink|1.0|1}}
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* {{mamlink|3.0|3}}
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* {{mamlink|5.0|6}} (drunk)
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* {{mamlink|5.0|3}}
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* {{mamlink|8.0|5}}
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* {{mamlink|9.2|4}}
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* {{mamlink|14.2|6}}
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* {{mamlink|15.2|3}}
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* {{mamlink|16.2|3}}
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* {{mamlink|17.2|3}} (from the Free Country USA Penitentiary)
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* {{mamlink|17.2|9}} (from the Free Country USA Penitentiary)
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* {{mamlink|17.2|19}} (from the Free Country USA Penitentiary)
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'''[[Strong Sad]]''' (16 times)
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* {{mamlink|1.0|4}}
* {{mamlink|1.0|4}}
* {{mamlink|4.0|5}}
* {{mamlink|4.0|5}}
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* {{mamlink|17.2|24}}
* {{mamlink|17.2|24}}
* {{mamlink|17.2|38}}
* {{mamlink|17.2|38}}
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* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2#Messages 41+|Version 17.2, Message 46]]
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'''[[Bubs]]''' (10 times)
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'''Coach Z''' (14 times)
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* {{mamlink|1.0|1}}
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* {{mamlink|3.0|3}}
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* {{mamlink|5.0|6}} (drunk)
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* {{mamlink|5.0|3}}
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* {{mamlink|8.0|5}}
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* {{mamlink|9.2|4}}
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* {{mamlink|14.2|6}}
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* {{mamlink|15.2|3}}
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* {{mamlink|16.2|3}}
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* {{mamlink|17.2|3}} (from the Free Country USA Penitentiary)
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* {{mamlink|17.2|9}} (from the Free Country USA Penitentiary)
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* {{mamlink|17.2|19}} (from the Free Country USA Penitentiary)
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* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2#Messages 41+|Version 17.2, Message 47]]
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'''The King of Town''' (12 times)
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* {{mamlink|2.0|5}}
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* {{mamlink|2.0|3}}
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* {{mamlink|2.0|1}}
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* {{mamlink|4.0|3}} (as Strong Bad)
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* {{mamlink|6.0|4}}
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* {{mamlink|9.2|6}}
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* {{mamlink|11.2|3}}
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* {{mamlink|13.2|5}}
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* {{mamlink|15.2|6}}
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* {{mamlink|16.2|2}}
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* {{mamlink|17.2|25}}
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* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2#Messages 41+|Version 17.2, Message 49]]
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'''Bubs''' (12 times)
* {{mamlink|3.0|5}}
* {{mamlink|3.0|5}}
* {{mamlink|5.0|6}} (drunk)
* {{mamlink|5.0|6}} (drunk)
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* {{mamlink|17.2|11}}
* {{mamlink|17.2|11}}
* {{mamlink|17.2|36}}
* {{mamlink|17.2|36}}
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* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2#Messages 41+|Version 17.2, Message 43]]
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* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2#Messages 41+|Version 17.2, Message 68]]
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'''[[Marzipan]]''' (3 times)
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'''Homsar''' (4 times)
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* {{mamlink|5.0|5}}
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* {{mamlink|7.0|3}}
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* {{mamlink|17.2|10}}
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* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2#Messages 41+|Version 17.2, Message 50]]
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'''Marzipan''' (3 times)
* {{mamlink|2.0|4}}
* {{mamlink|2.0|4}}
* {{mamlink|12.2|3}}
* {{mamlink|12.2|3}}
* {{mamlink|16.2|1}}
* {{mamlink|16.2|1}}
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'''[[Pom Pom]]''' (2 times)
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'''Strong Mad''' (3 times)
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* {{mamlink|2.0|2}}
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* {{mamlink|9.2|1}}
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'''[[Strong Mad]]''' (2 times)
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* {{mamlink|3.0|1}}
* {{mamlink|3.0|1}}
* {{mamlink|4.0|1}}
* {{mamlink|4.0|1}}
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* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2#Messages 41+|Version 17.2, Message 42]]
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'''[[The Cheat]]''' (2 times)
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'''The Cheat''' (3 times)
* {{mamlink|13.2|3}}
* {{mamlink|13.2|3}}
* {{mamlink|15.2|2}}
* {{mamlink|15.2|2}}
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* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2#Messages 41+|Version 17.2, Message 45]]
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'''[[Homsar]]''' (3 times)
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'''Pom Pom''' (2 times)
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* {{mamlink|5.0|5}}
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* {{mamlink|2.0|2}}
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* {{mamlink|7.0|3}}
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* {{mamlink|9.2|1}}
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* {{mamlink|17.2|10}}
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'''[[The Poopsmith]]''' (1 time)
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'''The Poopsmith''' (1 time)
* {{mamlink|17.2|17}}
* {{mamlink|17.2|17}}
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'''Miscellaneous''' (one time each)
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'''Miscellaneous''' (at least 1 time each)
* {{mamlink|6.0|3}} ([[Kevin]])
* {{mamlink|6.0|3}} ([[Kevin]])
* {{mamlink|8.0|3}} ([[Stinkoman]])
* {{mamlink|8.0|3}} ([[Stinkoman]])
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* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2#Easter Eggs|Version 10.2, Easter egg]] ([[Vector Strong Bad]])
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2#Easter Eggs|Version 10.2, Easter egg]] ([[Vector Strong Bad]])
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2#Easter Eggs|Version 10.2, Easter egg]] (Ron Dardman)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2#Easter Eggs|Version 10.2, Easter egg]] (Ron Dardman)
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* {{mamlink|11.2|2}} (&#321;ukasz)
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* {{mamlink|11.2|2}} (Łukasz)
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* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2#Easter Eggs|Version 11.2, Easter egg]] (Some Other Guy With An Accent)
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* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2#Easter Eggs|Version 11.2, Easter egg]] (Some Other Guy With an Accent)
* {{mamlink|13.2|4}} ([[Old-Timey Strong Bad]])
* {{mamlink|13.2|4}} ([[Old-Timey Strong Bad]])
* {{mamlink|13.2|2}} ([[The Homestar Runner]])
* {{mamlink|13.2|2}} ([[The Homestar Runner]])
* {{mamlink|14.2|3}} ([[Crack Stuntman]], voice of [[Gunhaver]])
* {{mamlink|14.2|3}} ([[Crack Stuntman]], voice of [[Gunhaver]])
* {{mamlink|15.2|1}} ([[Questionable Services|Questionable]] surgeon)
* {{mamlink|15.2|1}} ([[Questionable Services|Questionable]] surgeon)
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* {{mamlink|17.2|15}} ([[Kevin]])
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* {{mamlink|17.2|15}} (Kevin)
* {{mamlink|17.2|16}} ([[Visor Robot]])
* {{mamlink|17.2|16}} ([[Visor Robot]])
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* {{mamlink|17.2|26}} (Mitch)
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* {{mamlink|17.2|26}} ([[sloshy|Mitch]])
* {{mamlink|17.2|29}} ([[Kevin]])
* {{mamlink|17.2|29}} ([[Kevin]])
* {{mamlink|17.2|30}} ([[sloshy|Clark]])
* {{mamlink|17.2|30}} ([[sloshy|Clark]])
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* {{mamlink|17.2|32}} ([[Litigation Jackson]])
* {{mamlink|17.2|32}} ([[Litigation Jackson]])
* {{mamlink|17.2|33}} ([[Larry Palaroncini]])
* {{mamlink|17.2|33}} ([[Larry Palaroncini]])
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* {{mamlink|17.2|39}} ([[Halloween Safety|Tucker Donaldson]])
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* {{mamlink|17.2|39}} ([[Tucker Donaldson]])
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* {{mamlink|17.2|40}} ([[Humidibot]] and Humidibess)
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* {{mamlink|17.2|40}} ([[Humidibot]] and Humidibeth)
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* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2#Messages 41+|Version 17.2, Messages 41+]] (Homestar Runner, Strong Mad, Bubs, [[F-Sack]], The Cheat, Strong Sad, Coach Z, Strong Bad, The King of Town, Homsar, [[Senor Cardgage]], [[Marshie]], [[Horrible Painting]], [[Balding Man]], [[Stinkoman]], [[Pan Pan]], [[1-Up]], [[The Homestar Runner]], [[Blue Laser Commander]], [[Crack Stuntman]], [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]], [[Sickly Sam]], and others)
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* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2#Messages 41+|Version 17.2, Messages 41+]] ([[F-Sack]], [[Senor Cardgage]], [[The Announcer]], [[Marshie]], [[Jibblies Painting]], [[Balding Man]], Stinkoman, [[Pan Pan]], [[1-Up]], [[Peacey P]], [[Blue Laser Commander]], Crack Stuntman, The Homestar Runner, Old-Timey Strong Bad, Sickly Sam, [[Teen Girl Squad]] Member, One of [[the Gregs]])
== Fun Facts ==
== Fun Facts ==
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*Up through [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2|version 14.2]], the loading animation for each Answering Machine is the old rotating one. As of [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2|Version 15.2]], the answering machine's loading screen has changed, showing a corner of Marzipan's table instead of the old spinning [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] logo.
*Up through [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2|version 14.2]], the loading animation for each Answering Machine is the old rotating one. As of [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2|Version 15.2]], the answering machine's loading screen has changed, showing a corner of Marzipan's table instead of the old spinning [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] logo.
**[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] is the only answering machine verison without a loading animation, due to there being no [[Flash]] variant of the toon.
**[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] is the only answering machine verison without a loading animation, due to there being no [[Flash]] variant of the toon.
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*Prior to the December 31st, 2020 [[Post-Flash Site Update|website update]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] wasn't on the Marzipan's Answering Machine menu. Because of this, it could only be accessed through the "[[Holiday Toons]]" menu, the "[[New Stuff]]" menu, or, at the time it was released, the "What's New?" button on the [[Main Pages]].
== External Links ==
== External Links ==
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*[[HR:answer17.html|The most current Marzipan's Answering Machine]]
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*[https://homestarrunner.com/toons#Answering%20Machine view Answering Machine menu]
{{Marzipan's Answering Machine}}
{{Marzipan's Answering Machine}}

Revision as of 17:23, 24 February 2021

Marzipan's Answering Machine is probably one of the most overlooked sections on homestarrunner.com, likely because of its lack of animation. The messages often dive deeper into interpersonal relationships between the characters, with each short message packed with insight. Some mainstays of the section are Strong Bad's unrelenting prank calls, Homestar Runner's constant misunderstandings, Coach Z's odd habits and tendencies (especially towards Marzipan herself), Strong Sad's depressing ramblings, and surprisingly frequent calls from The King of Town. It also features various other surprise messages and cameos from major and minor characters.

Contents

Marzipan's Answering Machine Versions

Other Answering Machine Segments

Quite a few messages

The following toons feature segments with characters talking on answering machines.

Outgoing Messages

See main article: Marzipan's Outgoing Messages

Answering Machines

List of Callers

Quick Comparison Chart
1.0 2.0 3.0 4.0 5.0 6.0 7.0 8.0 9.2 10.2 11.2 12.2 13.2 14.2 15.2 16.2 17.2
Strong Bad
Homestar Runner
Strong Sad
Coach Z
The King of Town
Bubs
Marzipan
Homsar
Pom Pom
Strong Mad
The Cheat
The Poopsmith
Miscellaneous

Strong Bad (35 times)

Homestar Runner (33 times)

Strong Sad (17 times)

Coach Z (14 times)

The King of Town (12 times)

Bubs (12 times)

Homsar (4 times)

Marzipan (3 times)

Strong Mad (3 times)

The Cheat (3 times)

Pom Pom (2 times)

The Poopsmith (1 time)

Miscellaneous (at least 1 time each)

Fun Facts

The new loading screen

External Links


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