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- | [[Image:PhoneTime XL8000.png|thumb|The [[PhoneTime XL800]]]]
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- | '''[[Marzipan]]'s Answering Machine''' is probably one of the most overlooked sections on [[homestarrunner.com]], likely because it has little or no animation. The messages often dive deeper into interpersonal relationships between the [[characters]], with each short message packed with insight. Some mainstays of the section are [[Strong Bad]]'s unrelenting [[Aliases Used in Prank Calls|prank calls]], [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]'s constant misunderstandings, [[Coach Z]]'s odd habits and tendencies (especially toward Marzipan herself), and [[Strong Sad]]'s depressing ramblings. It also features various other surprise messages and cameos from major and minor characters.
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- | == Marzipan's Answering Machine Versions ==
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- | {|
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- | <autocolumn width="150">
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- | *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0|Version 1.0]]
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- | *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0|Version 2.0]]
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- | *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0|Version 3.0]]
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- | *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0|Version 4.0]]
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- | *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|Version 5.0]]
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- | *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0|Version 6.0]]
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- | *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0|Version 7.0]]
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- | *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0|Version 8.0]]
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- | *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2|Version 9.2]]
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- | *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2|Version 10.2]]
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- | *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2|Version 11.2]]
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- | *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2|Version 12.2]]
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- | *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2|Version 13.2]]
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- | *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2|Version 14.2]]
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- | *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2|Version 15.2]]
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- | *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2|Version 16.2]]
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- | </autocolumn>
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- | |}
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- | == Other Answering Machine Segments ==
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- | [[Image:666machine.png|thumb|Quite a few messages]]
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- | The following toons feature segments with characters talking on answering machines.
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- | * [[The King of Town DVD]] (The King of Town's answering machine)
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- | * [[Where's The Cheat?]]
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- | * Email [[personal favorites]]
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- | * [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
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- | * Email [[garage sale]]
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- | * [[Lappynapped!]] (Strong Bad's answering machine)
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- | * [[Jibblies 2]]
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- | * [[Baddest of the Bands]]
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- | ==Greetings==
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- | {{seemain|Marzipan's Answering Machine Greetings}}
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- | ==Answering Machines==
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- | <gallery style="text-align:center">
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- | File:Old Answering Machine.png|First [[answering machine]]
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- | File:Marzipans Answering Machine.png|[[PhoneTime XL8]]
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- | File:PhoneTime XL8000.png|[[PhoneTime XL800]]
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- | </gallery>
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- | == List of Callers ==
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- | {| class=wikitable style="text-align:center;"
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- | |+ Quick Comparison Chart
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- | !
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- | ! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0|1.0]]
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- | ! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0|2.0]]
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- | ! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0|3.0]]
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- | ! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0|4.0]]
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- | ! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|5.0]]
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- | ! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0|6.0]]
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- | ! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0|7.0]]
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- | ! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0|8.0]]
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- | ! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2|9.2]]
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- | ! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2|10.2]]
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- | ! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2|11.2]]
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- | ! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2|12.2]]
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- | ! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2|13.2]]
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- | ! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2|14.2]]
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- | ! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2|15.2]]
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- | ! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2|16.2]]
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- | | Strong Bad || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}} || {{u|sb}}
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- | | Homestar Runner || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}} || {{u|hr}}
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- | | The King of Town || <!--1.0--> || {{u|kot}} || <!--3.0--> || {{u|kot}} || <!--5.0--> || {{u|kot}} || <!--7.0--> || <!--8.0--> || {{u|kot}} || <!--10.2--> || {{u|kot}} || <!--12.2--> || {{u|kot}} || <!--14.2--> || {{u|kot}} || {{u|kot}}
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- | | Coach Z || {{u|coachz}} || <!--2.0--> || {{u|coachz}} || <!--4.0--> || {{u|coachz}} || <!--6.0--> || <!--7.0--> || {{u|coachz}} || {{u|coachz}} || <!--10.2--> || <!--11.2--> || <!--12.2--> || <!--13.2--> || {{u|coachz}} || {{u|coachz}} || {{u|coachz}}
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- | | Bubs || <!--1.0--> || <!--2.0--> || {{u|bubs}} || <!--4.0--> || {{u|bubs}} || <!--6.0--> || {{u|bubs}} || {{u|bubs}} || <!--9.2--> || <!--10.2--> || <!--11.2--> || {{u|bubs}} || <!--13.2--> || <!--14.2--> || {{u|bubs}} || {{u|bubs}}
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- | | Strong Sad || {{u|strongsad}} || <!--2.0--> || <!--3.0--> || {{u|strongsad}} || {{u|strongsad}} || <!--6.0--> || {{u|strongsad}} || <!--8.0--> || <!--9.2--> || {{u|strongsad}} || <!--11.2--> || <!--12.2--> || <!--13.2--> || {{u|strongsad}} || <!--15.2--> || <!--16.2-->
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- | | Marzipan || <!--1.0--> || {{u|marzipan}} || <!--3.0--> || <!--4.0--> || <!--5.0--> || <!--6.0--> || <!--7.0--> || <!--8.0--> || <!--9.2--> || <!--10.2--> || <!--11.2--> || {{u|marzipan}} || <!--13.2--> || <!--14.2--> || <!--15.2--> || {{u|marzipan}}
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- | | Pom Pom || <!--1.0--> || {{u|pompom}} || <!--3.0--> || <!--4.0--> || <!--5.0--> || <!--6.0--> || <!--7.0--> || <!--8.0--> || {{u|pompom}} || <!--10.2--> || <!--11.2--> || <!--12.2--> || <!--13.2--> || <!--14.2--> || <!--15.2--> || <!--16.2-->
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- | | Strong Mad || <!--1.0--> || <!--2.0--> || {{u|strongmad}} || {{u|strongmad}} || <!--5.0--> || <!--6.0--> || <!--7.0--> || <!--8.0--> || <!--9.2--> || <!--10.2--> || <!--11.2--> || <!--12.2--> || <!--13.2--> || <!--14.2--> || <!--15.2--> || <!--16.2-->
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- | | The Cheat || <!--1.0--> || <!--2.0--> || <!--3.0--> || <!--4.0--> || <!--5.0--> || <!--6.0--> || <!--7.0--> || <!--8.0--> || <!--9.2--> || <!--10.2--> || <!--11.2--> || <!--12.2--> || {{u|cheat}} || <!--14.2--> || {{u|cheat}} || <!--16.2-->
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- | | Homsar || <!--1.0--> || <!--2.0--> || <!--3.0--> || <!--4.0--> || {{u|homsar}} || <!--6.0--> || {{u|homsar}} || <!--8.0--> || <!--9.2--> || <!--10.2--> || <!--11.2--> || <!--12.2--> || <!--13.2--> || <!--14.2--> || <!--15.2--> || <!--16.2-->
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- | | Miscellaneous || <!--1.0--> || <!--2.0--> || <!--3.0--> || <!--4.0--> || <!--5.0--> || {{u|misc}} || <!--7.0--> || {{u|misc}} || <!--9.2--> || {{u|misc}} || {{u|misc}} || <!--12.2--> || {{u|misc}} || {{u|misc}} || {{u|misc}} || <!--16.2-->
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- | '''[[Strong Bad]]''' (28 times)
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- | * {{mamlink|1.0|6}} (as Mr. Nobody)
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- | * {{mamlink|1.0|2}}
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- | * {{mamlink|2.0|6}} (as Detective Everybody)
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- | * {{mamlink|3.0|6}} (as Marzipan)
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- | * {{mamlink|4.0|6}} (as the King of Town)
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- | * {{mamlink|4.0|1}} (yelling at Strong Mad)
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- | * {{mamlink|5.0|4}} (as Constable Anybody)
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- | * {{mamlink|6.0|5}} (as Dr. Professional)
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- | * {{mamlink|6.0|2}}
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- | * {{mamlink|7.0|1}} (as [[Dan|Safety Dan]])
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- | * {{mamlink|8.0|4}} (as Sweepstakes Ron)
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- | * {{mamlink|8.0|2}}
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- | * {{mamlink|9.2|5}} (as Cableman Jorge)
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- | * {{mamlink|9.2|3}}
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- | * {{mamlink|10.2|5}} (prank call lesson 1)
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- | * {{mamlink|10.2|4}} (prank call lesson 2)
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- | * {{mamlink|10.2|3}} (prank call lesson 2, second try)
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- | * {{mamlink|10.2|2}} (prank call lesson 3, then cancels the class)
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- | * {{mamlink|10.2|1}} (yelling at Strong Sad)
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- | * {{mamlink|11.2|5}} (as Bob Statesman)
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- | * {{mamlink|11.2|1}}
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- | * {{mamlink|12.2|4}} (as [[Aliases Used in Prank Calls#Goatface|Goatface]])
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- | * {{mamlink|12.2|2}} (as all of Marzipan's friends)
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- | * {{mamlink|13.2|1}} (as Lorenz Magazine Man)
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- | * {{mamlink|14.2|2}} (as Nadine Automated Menu Burger from Trusted Financial Institution)
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- | * {{mamlink|15.2|2}} (as Dean Prankcaller)
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- | * {{mamlink|16.2|6}} (addressing [[Strong Sad]])
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- | * {{mamlink|16.2|5}}
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- | '''[[Homestar Runner]]''' (24 times)
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- | * {{mamlink|1.0|5}}
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- | * {{mamlink|1.0|3}}
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- | * {{mamlink|2.0|2}}
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- | * {{mamlink|3.0|4}}
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- | * {{mamlink|3.0|2}}
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- | * {{mamlink|4.0|7}} (addressing Pom Pom)
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- | * {{mamlink|4.0|4}}
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- | * {{mamlink|5.0|2}}
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- | * {{mamlink|6.0|1}}
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- | * {{mamlink|7.0|2}} (as Dead Guy Perez)
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- | * {{mamlink|8.0|1}}
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- | * {{mamlink|9.2|2}}
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- | * {{mamlink|9.2|1}} (followed by a fake greeting and four fake messages)
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- | * {{mamlink|10.2|5}} (prank call lesson 1)
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- | * {{mamlink|10.2|4}} (prank call lesson 2)
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- | * {{mamlink|10.2|3}} (prank call lesson 2, second try)
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- | * {{mamlink|10.2|2}} (prank call lesson 3, then finds the class is canceled)
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- | * {{mamlink|11.2|4}}
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- | * {{mamlink|12.2|1}}
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- | * {{mamlink|13.2|6}}
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- | * {{mamlink|14.2|5}}
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- | * {{mamlink|14.2|1}}
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- | * {{mamlink|15.2|5}}
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- | * {{mamlink|16.2|4}}
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- | '''[[The King of Town]]''' (11 times)
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- | * {{mamlink|2.0|5}}
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- | * {{mamlink|2.0|3}}
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- | * {{mamlink|2.0|1}}
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- | * {{mamlink|4.0|3}} (as Strong Bad)
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- | * {{mamlink|6.0|4}}
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- | * {{mamlink|9.2|6}}
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- | * {{mamlink|11.2|3}}
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- | * {{mamlink|13.2|5}}
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- | * {{mamlink|15.2|6}}
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- | * {{mamlink|16.2|2}}
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- | '''[[Coach Z]]''' (9 times)
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- | * {{mamlink|1.0|1}}
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- | * {{mamlink|3.0|3}}
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- | * {{mamlink|5.0|6}} (drunk)
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- | * {{mamlink|5.0|3}}
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- | * {{mamlink|8.0|5}}
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- | * {{mamlink|9.2|4}}
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- | * {{mamlink|14.2|6}}
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- | * {{mamlink|15.2|3}}
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- | * {{mamlink|16.2|3}}
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- | '''[[Strong Sad]]''' (8 times)
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- | * {{mamlink|1.0|4}}
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- | * {{mamlink|4.0|5}}
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- | * {{mamlink|4.0|2}}
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- | * {{mamlink|5.0|1}}
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- | * {{mamlink|7.0|5}}
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- | * {{mamlink|10.2|6}}
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- | * {{mamlink|10.2|1}}
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- | * {{mamlink|14.2|4}}
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- | '''[[Bubs]]''' (6 times)
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- | * {{mamlink|3.0|5}}
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- | * {{mamlink|5.0|6}} (drunk)
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- | * {{mamlink|7.0|4}}
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- | * {{mamlink|8.0|2}}
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- | * {{mamlink|12.2|5}} (as [[The Thnikkaman]])
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- | * {{mamlink|15.2|4}}
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- | * [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2#Easter Eggs|Version 16.2, Easter egg]]
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- | '''[[Marzipan]]''' (3 times)
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- | * {{mamlink|2.0|4}}
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- | * {{mamlink|12.2|3}}
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- | * {{mamlink|16.2|1}}
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- | '''[[Pom Pom]]''' (2 times)
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- | * {{mamlink|2.0|2}}
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- | * {{mamlink|9.2|1}}
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- | '''[[Strong Mad]]''' (2 times)
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- | * {{mamlink|3.0|1}}
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- | * {{mamlink|4.0|1}}
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- | '''[[The Cheat]]''' (2 times)
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- | * {{mamlink|13.2|3}}
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- | * {{mamlink|15.2|2}}
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- | '''[[Homsar]]''' (2 times)
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- | * {{mamlink|5.0|5}}
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- | * {{mamlink|7.0|3}}
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- | '''Miscellaneous''' (one time each)
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- | * {{mamlink|6.0|3}} ([[Kevin]])
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- | * {{mamlink|8.0|3}} ([[Stinkoman]])
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- | * {{mamlink|8.0|2}} ([[Grape-Nuts Robot]])
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- | * [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2#Easter Eggs|Version 10.2, Easter egg]] ([[Vector Strong Bad]])
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- | * [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2#Easter Eggs|Version 10.2, Easter egg]] (Ron Dardman)
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- | * {{mamlink|11.2|2}} (Łukasz)
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- | * [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2#Easter Eggs|Version 11.2, Easter egg]] (Some Other Guy With An Accent)
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- | * {{mamlink|13.2|4}} ([[Old-Timey Strong Bad]])
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- | * {{mamlink|13.2|2}} ([[The Homestar Runner]])
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- | * {{mamlink|14.2|3}} ([[Crack Stuntman]], voice of [[Gunhaver]])
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- | * {{mamlink|15.2|1}} ([[Questionable Services|Questionable]] surgeon)
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- | == Fun Facts ==
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- | [[Image:Newmarzipanloading.png|thumb|The new loading screen]]
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- | *The answering machine cassette tapes on versions 1.0 through 8.0 never stop rolling.
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- | *Up through [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2|version 14.2]], the loading animation for each Answering Machine is the old rotating one. As of [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2|Version 15.2]], the answering machine's loading screen has changed, showing a corner of Marzipan's table instead of the old spinning Homestar Runner logo.
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- | == External Links ==
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- | *[[HR:answer16.html|The most current Marzipan's Answering Machine]]
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