Expando Deck Promo

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==Transcript==
==Transcript==
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'''STRONG BAD''': Aw man! If only I had one more action point. I could burninate that peasant!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw man! If only I had one more action point. I could burninate that peasant!
''{Homestar Runnner walks in, making siren sounds and holding a card that reads "Stray Action Point".}''
''{Homestar Runnner walks in, making siren sounds and holding a card that reads "Stray Action Point".}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Emergency card to the rescue! ''{It cuts to the card, the text "Add 1 AP to Trogdor's actions." is now readable.}'' Have a Stray Action Point Trogdor!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Emergency card to the rescue! ''{It cuts to the card, the text "Add 1 AP to Trogdor's actions." is now readable.}'' Have a Stray Action Point, Trogdor!
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'''STRONG BAD''': Whaaaaaaa-?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Whaaaaaaa-?
''{Cut to a white screen with a banner above reading "Majicks & 'Mergencies", the product appears in the center.}''
''{Cut to a white screen with a banner above reading "Majicks & 'Mergencies", the product appears in the center.}''
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''{Cut to Strong Bad.}''
''{Cut to Strong Bad.}''
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'''STRONG BAD''': It's like new cards that they didn't think of the first time they made the game.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' It's like new cards that they didn't think of the first time they made the game.
'''BOARDLECTRIX NARRATOR:''' That's right. ''{Cut back to the wooden table, only a set of action cards are seen, spread out. A banner appears reading "New Action Cards".}'' Brand new action cards, with the kind of dumb names that you've come to expect!
'''BOARDLECTRIX NARRATOR:''' That's right. ''{Cut back to the wooden table, only a set of action cards are seen, spread out. A banner appears reading "New Action Cards".}'' Brand new action cards, with the kind of dumb names that you've come to expect!
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''{Cut to a wide shot, showing Strong Bad.}''
''{Cut to a wide shot, showing Strong Bad.}''
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'''STRONG BAD''': Sorry Knight. ''{He holds up a card reading "Singular Consummate V", it cuts to a full shot of Strong Bad's hand. The text below the card reads "Move Trogdor one tile diagonally now".}'' Consummate V! ''{Cut back to the board game, Strong Bad picks up Trogdor and moves him to the top left of the board on the burninated forest tile.}'' We moved out of the way!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Sorry, Knight. ''{He holds up a card reading "Singular Consummate V", it cuts to a full shot of Strong Bad's hand. The text below the card reads "Move Trogdor one tile diagonally now".}'' Consummate V! ''{Cut back to the board game, Strong Bad picks up Trogdor and moves him to the top left of the board on the burninated forest tile.}'' We moved out of the way!
''{Homestar peeks his head down, obscuring most of the view.}''
''{Homestar peeks his head down, obscuring most of the view.}''
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'''BOARDLECTRIX NARRATOR:''' Add even more fun and chaotic burnination to the game, with the ''{A banner appears below reading "Majicks & 'Mergencies". The text reading "Expando Deck" appears at the top.}'' Majicks & 'Mergencies Expando Deck. ''{Starts speaking quickly, the items Trogdor the Board Game and a bottle reading "Onion Powder" appear.}'' Requires Trogdor the Board Game to play. Onion Powder sold separately.
'''BOARDLECTRIX NARRATOR:''' Add even more fun and chaotic burnination to the game, with the ''{A banner appears below reading "Majicks & 'Mergencies". The text reading "Expando Deck" appears at the top.}'' Majicks & 'Mergencies Expando Deck. ''{Starts speaking quickly, the items Trogdor the Board Game and a bottle reading "Onion Powder" appear.}'' Requires Trogdor the Board Game to play. Onion Powder sold separately.
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''{Cuts to the same onion powder bottle, which now has Bubs face drawn on it. The crowd is heard yelling in excitement.}''
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''{Cuts to the same onion powder bottle, which now has Bubs' face drawn on it. The crowd is heard yelling in excitement.}''
==Fun Facts==
==Fun Facts==

Revision as of 00:39, 3 May 2022

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Oh sorry, alls we had was onion powder.

A commercial for the Magicks and 'Mergencies Expando Deck for Trogdor!! The Board Game.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Boardelectrix (voice only), Strong Sad

Places: The Bar

Date: Monday, May 2, 2022

Running Time: 1:24


Contents

Transcript

STRONG BAD: Aw man! If only I had one more action point. I could burninate that peasant!

{Homestar Runnner walks in, making siren sounds and holding a card that reads "Stray Action Point".}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Emergency card to the rescue! {It cuts to the card, the text "Add 1 AP to Trogdor's actions." is now readable.} Have a Stray Action Point, Trogdor!

STRONG BAD: Whaaaaaaa-?

{Cut to a white screen with a banner above reading "Majicks & 'Mergencies", the product appears in the center.}

BOARDLECTRIX NARRATOR: It's the Majicks & 'Mergencies Expando Deck for Tragdor the Board Game! New from Boardelectrix!

{Cut to wooden table.}

BOARDLECTRIX NARRATOR: More action cards! {A deck of new action cards appear on the left.} New emergency cards! {A deck of new emergency cards appear in the middle.} And new spell cards! {A deck of new spell cards appear on the right.}

{Cut to Strong Bad.}

STRONG BAD: It's like new cards that they didn't think of the first time they made the game.

BOARDLECTRIX NARRATOR: That's right. {Cut back to the wooden table, only a set of action cards are seen, spread out. A banner appears reading "New Action Cards".} Brand new action cards, with the kind of dumb names that you've come to expect!

{Cut to Homestar Runner. He shows a card reading "Peasant Intern".}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Peasant Intern? Ah ha ha ha ha!

{Cut back to the wooden table again, now showing Emergency cards spread out like before. A banner appears reading "Emergency Cards".}

BOARDLECTRIX NARRATOR: The new emergency cards can be used at any time on anyone's turn.

{Cut to the Bar, showing the board game up close. The Knight is seen on the left tile and Trodgor is two spaces away on the right tile. As Homestar says "East", the Knight jumps one tile to the right.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: The Knight moves East-East.

{Cut to a wide shot, showing Strong Bad.}

STRONG BAD: Sorry, Knight. {He holds up a card reading "Singular Consummate V", it cuts to a full shot of Strong Bad's hand. The text below the card reads "Move Trogdor one tile diagonally now".} Consummate V! {Cut back to the board game, Strong Bad picks up Trogdor and moves him to the top left of the board on the burninated forest tile.} We moved out of the way!

{Homestar peeks his head down, obscuring most of the view.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Way!

{Cut back to the wooden table again, now showing Spell cards in one stack. A banner appears reading "Spell Cards".}

BOARDLECTRIX NARRATOR: Spell cards feature mini quests {Cut to Strong Sad's hand picking up a Peasant on the Void card, he then places it on the Trog-Meter.} that when completed, can bring peasants back from the void.

{Cut back to the bar. Strong Sad is wearing a black cloak.}

STRONG SAD: I cast the spell of Un-voidening! {He swings his arm as he was casting a spell, a "poof" noise is hard and Strong Bad's face is covered in a pale yellow powder. Homestar and Strong Bad starting coughing and groaning.}

STRONG BAD: What the?

STRONG SAD: Oh, sorry! Alls we had was onion powder. {He holds up a bottle of onion powder.}

{Cut to a white shot showing the Expando Deck. The cards behind it peek out.}

BOARDLECTRIX NARRATOR: Add even more fun and chaotic burnination to the game, with the {A banner appears below reading "Majicks & 'Mergencies". The text reading "Expando Deck" appears at the top.} Majicks & 'Mergencies Expando Deck. {Starts speaking quickly, the items Trogdor the Board Game and a bottle reading "Onion Powder" appear.} Requires Trogdor the Board Game to play. Onion Powder sold separately.

{Cuts to the same onion powder bottle, which now has Bubs' face drawn on it. The crowd is heard yelling in excitement.}

Fun Facts

Trivia

Remarks

  • In the toon the expansion deck is spelled "Majicks", while on the store it is spelled "Magicks".

Inside References

  • One of the cards is Flaming Haldo.
  • The onion powder is a reference to Onion Bubs.

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