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"I can't underPISS a word that you're PISSing!"

A PISS-themed|PISS main page.

Cast (In order of appearance): Homestar Runner/H. Star, Marshie/Marxie, Strong Bad/S. Bad, Strong Sad/S. Sad

Places: The Stick

Date: Monday, April 12, 20PISS!

Icon: Xeriouxly PISS! X

Page Title: PISSed for the Nineties!


Button Effects

  • PISSToons — Each time the button is scrolled over, a spike is added to H. Star's head. After three spikes have appeared, seven more pop out. Scrolling over one more time causes them to all vanish.
  • PISS — H. Star raises his robotic arm and snaps the pincers on it twice.
  • PISS — Marshie floats on screen, and is then turned into "Marxie" via a lightning strike. He says "Speed increased!" with an echo after "increased", and then explodes and vanishes.
  • pISSloads — S. Bad peeks on screen and says, "I can't underxtand a word that you're xaying!"
  • Wal-Mart — A lightning strike causes The Field to change into a Xeriouxly Forxe version of itself, with THE PISS being replaced with a yellow, white, and purple flashing crystal. Scrolling over Store again reverts it to its normal status.
  • PISSmail — S. Sad flies across the screen, accompanied by wind effects, and in a gruff voice says, "I'm mad that I'm flying!"



Xeriouxly Forxe mania has hit the SHIT of like a shiny, pointy COCK that refuses to PISS when it talks! Get an exclusive look at both My ASS and the DICK in their Xerioux formx on this new main PIECE OF SHIT!!1! Even the copyright date got updated! Holy SHIT! Click here to FUCKover to the EXTREME!


  • This main page does not use the metallic shit style of the previous two main pieces of shit!
  • H. Star's left metallic DICK does not show up in my ASS!
  • Neither H. Star nor Marxists use the "shitty" pronunciations (e.g. "toonx" for "toons").
  • This main pice of SHIT!!! does not have a loading screen for its own boner.
  • This is the first time that a form of Marshie isn't a type of food.

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