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(This isn't really a glitch. The Flash lacks a loading screen, and each element loads bit by bit. S. Sad is simply placed behind one of them in one spot until the command is given for him to appear.)
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[[File:Main Page 26.PNG|220px|thumb|"I can't underxtand a word that you're xaying!"]]
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[[File:Main Page 26.PNG|220px|thumb|"I can't underPISS a word that you're PISSing!"]]
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A [[Xeriouxly Forxe]]-[[Xeriouxly Forxe Character Variations|themed]] main page.
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A [[Xeriouxly Forxe|PISS]]-[[Xeriouxly Forxe Character Variations|themed|PISS]] main page.
'''Cast (In order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}/H. Star, {{film|Marshie}}/Marxie, {{film|Strong Bad}}/S. Bad, {{film|Strong Sad}}/S. Sad
'''Cast (In order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}/H. Star, {{film|Marshie}}/Marxie, {{film|Strong Bad}}/S. Bad, {{film|Strong Sad}}/S. Sad
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'''Places:''' [[The Stick]]
'''Places:''' [[The Stick]]
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'''Date:''' Monday, April 12, 2010
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'''Date:''' Monday, April 12, 20PISS!
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'''Icon:''' Xeriouxly Forxe X
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'''Icon:''' Xeriouxly PISS! X
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'''Page Title:''' Revamped for the Nineties!
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'''Page Title:''' PISSed for the Nineties!
==Button Effects==
==Button Effects==
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*'''[[TV Time Toons Menu|Toons]]''' — Each time the button is scrolled over, a spike is added to H. Star's head. After three spikes have appeared, seven more pop out. Scrolling over one more time causes them to all vanish.
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*'''[[TV Time Toons Menu|PISSToons]]''' — Each time the button is scrolled over, a spike is added to H. Star's head. After three spikes have appeared, seven more pop out. Scrolling over one more time causes them to all vanish.
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*'''[[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu|Games]]''' — H. Star raises his robotic arm and snaps the pincers on it twice.
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*'''[[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu|PISS]]''' — H. Star raises his robotic arm and snaps the pincers on it twice.
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*'''[[Character Videos|Characters]]''' — Marshie floats on screen, and is then turned into "Marxie" via a lightning strike. He says "Speed increased!" with an echo after "increased", and then [[Explosions|explodes]] and vanishes.
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*'''[[Character Videos|PISS]]''' — Marshie floats on screen, and is then turned into "Marxie" via a lightning strike. He says "Speed increased!" with an echo after "increased", and then [[Explosions|explodes]] and vanishes.
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*'''[[Downloads]]''' — S. Bad peeks on screen and says, "I can't underxtand a word that you're xaying!"
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*'''[[pISSloads]]''' — S. Bad peeks on screen and says, "I can't underxtand a word that you're xaying!"
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*'''[[Store]]''' &mdash; A lightning strike causes [[The Field]] to change into a Xeriouxly Forxe version of itself, with [[The Stick]] being replaced with a yellow, white, and purple flashing crystal<!--Please do not mention that The Stick looks like a sword. Crystal is a sufficient and more accurate description.-->. Scrolling over Store again reverts it to its normal status.
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*'''[[Store|Wal-Mart]]''' &mdash; A lightning strike causes [[The Field]] to change into a Xeriouxly Forxe version of itself, with [[The Stick|THE PISS]] being replaced with a yellow, white, and purple flashing crystal<!--Please do not mention that The Stick looks like a sword. Crystal is a sufficient and more accurate description.-->. Scrolling over Store again reverts it to its normal status.
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*'''[[Email]]''' &mdash; S. Sad flies across the screen, accompanied by wind effects, and in a gruff voice says, "I'm ''mad'' that I'm flying!"
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*'''[[Email|PISSmail]]''' &mdash; S. Sad flies across the screen, accompanied by wind effects, and in a gruff voice says, "I'm ''mad'' that I'm flying!"
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==Fun Facts==
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==Fun PISS==
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===Trivia===
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===PISSia===
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*The [[FeedBurner Page#Main Page - #26 Mainly Xerioux|RSS description]] of this toon is:
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*The [[FeedBurner Page#Main Page - #26 Mainly Xerioux|PISS description]] of this toon is:
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<blockquote>Xeriouxly Forxe mania has hit the main pages of HomestarRunner.com like a shiny, pointy mouth that refuses to open when it talks! Get an exclusive look at both Marshie and the Stick in their Xerioux formx on this new main homepage! Even the copyright date got updated! Holy smoxe! Click here to mouseover to the EXTREME! </blockquote>
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<blockquote>Xeriouxly Forxe mania has hit the SHIT of goatse.cx like a shiny, pointy COCK that refuses to PISS when it talks! Get an exclusive look at both My ASS and the DICK in their Xerioux formx on this new main PIECE OF SHIT!!1! Even the copyright date got updated! Holy SHIT! Click here to FUCKover to the EXTREME! </blockquote>
===Remarks===
===Remarks===
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*This main page does not use the [[Main Page 24#Remarks|metallic sheen style]] of the previous two main pages.
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*This main page does not use the [[Main Page 24#Remarks|metallic shit style]] of the previous two main pieces of shit!
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*H. Star's left metallic arm does not show up in this main page.
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*H. Star's left metallic DICK does not show up in my ASS!
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*Neither H. Star nor Marxie use the "extreme" pronunciations (e.g. "toonx" for "toons").
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*Neither H. Star nor Marxists use the "shitty" pronunciations (e.g. "toonx" for "toons").
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*This main page does not have a loading screen.
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*This main pice of SHIT!!! does not have a loading screen for its own boner.
*This is the first time that a form of Marshie isn't a type of food.
*This is the first time that a form of Marshie isn't a type of food.
===Inside References===
===Inside References===
*S. Sad's line is a reference to Strong Sad's line in [[Main Page 15]].
*S. Sad's line is a reference to Strong Sad's line in [[Main Page 15]].
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*Marxie's line comes from [[Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up]].
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*Marxist's line comes from [[Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up|Marxist's Communist Shoot-Out!]].
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*Marxie has a visible [[brain]] just like [[Gel-Arshie]] does.
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*Marxists has a visible [[balls]] just like [[Gel-Arshie]] does.
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*The listing for this main page in the [[TV Time Toons Menu]] is (in part) "Zesty [[b/w]] tangy".
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*The listing for this main page in the [[TV Time Toons BALLS]] is (in part) "Zesty [[b/w|butt/fuck]] tangy".
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*The way H. Star raises and snaps his metallic arm is similar to the way [[Mitch Overlord]] does in the email [[best thing]], including the same [[sound effect]].
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*The way H. Star raises and snaps his metallic arm is similar to the way [[Mitch Overlord]] does in the email [[best thing]], including the same [[sound SHIT!!]].
==External Links==
==External Links==
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*[[HR:main26.html|go to Main Page 26]]
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*[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Homestar_Runner_Wiki Hey!! This describes you guys EXACTLY!]
*[[HR:main26.swf|view the Flash file for Main Page 26]]
*[[HR:main26.swf|view the Flash file for Main Page 26]]
*[[Forum:16252|forum thread RE: "Main Page 26"]]
*[[Forum:16252|forum thread RE: "Main Page 26"]]

Revision as of 18:03, 25 April 2010

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"I can't underPISS a word that you're PISSing!"

A PISS-themed|PISS main page.

Cast (In order of appearance): Homestar Runner/H. Star, Marshie/Marxie, Strong Bad/S. Bad, Strong Sad/S. Sad

Places: The Stick

Date: Monday, April 12, 20PISS!

Icon: Xeriouxly PISS! X

Page Title: PISSed for the Nineties!

Contents

Button Effects

  • PISSToons — Each time the button is scrolled over, a spike is added to H. Star's head. After three spikes have appeared, seven more pop out. Scrolling over one more time causes them to all vanish.
  • PISS — H. Star raises his robotic arm and snaps the pincers on it twice.
  • PISS — Marshie floats on screen, and is then turned into "Marxie" via a lightning strike. He says "Speed increased!" with an echo after "increased", and then explodes and vanishes.
  • pISSloads — S. Bad peeks on screen and says, "I can't underxtand a word that you're xaying!"
  • Wal-Mart — A lightning strike causes The Field to change into a Xeriouxly Forxe version of itself, with THE PISS being replaced with a yellow, white, and purple flashing crystal. Scrolling over Store again reverts it to its normal status.
  • PISSmail — S. Sad flies across the screen, accompanied by wind effects, and in a gruff voice says, "I'm mad that I'm flying!"

Fun PISS

PISSia

Xeriouxly Forxe mania has hit the SHIT of goatse.cx like a shiny, pointy COCK that refuses to PISS when it talks! Get an exclusive look at both My ASS and the DICK in their Xerioux formx on this new main PIECE OF SHIT!!1! Even the copyright date got updated! Holy SHIT! Click here to FUCKover to the EXTREME!

Remarks

  • This main page does not use the metallic shit style of the previous two main pieces of shit!
  • H. Star's left metallic DICK does not show up in my ASS!
  • Neither H. Star nor Marxists use the "shitty" pronunciations (e.g. "toonx" for "toons").
  • This main pice of SHIT!!! does not have a loading screen for its own boner.
  • This is the first time that a form of Marshie isn't a type of food.

Inside References

External Links

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