Made-Up Strong Bad Animals

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Made-Up Strong Bad Animals are creatures that Strong Bad imagines himself as in the email "animal." These were abandoned concepts, as Strong Bad eventually settles on Sterrance.



"I say there, Monstrosity! Do you know the times?"

The first animal Strong Bad imagines himself as. It has:

  • Claws
  • Horns
  • Tusks
  • Tentacles
  • Proboscis
  • Segmented Eyes

Although Strong Bad mentions these, it doesn't appear to have:

  • Power Doors
  • 15 Year Drivetrain Warranty

Monstrosity bubbles a green froth when it tries to speak due to its proboscis.

(Technically, Monstrosity is depicted with antlers rather than horns. Also, the eyes are really called compound eyes, not segmented eyes as Strong Bad calls them.)

There's always a bigger fish

Deep Sea Fangly Fish

The second attempt at a Strong Bad animal is rendered in Powered by The Cheat style. It comes fully equipped with Christmas lights all over, and a back deck (for dinner and dancing). Strong Bad originally envisioned himself dancing with Baby Styles on this back deck, until he realized that he was already the fangly fish. Instead of a dangling bioluminescent light, its lure is a Homestar Runner head. Somehow, the lure seems to be the brains of this operation, though it is only as articulate as one would expect from a Powered by The Cheat Homestar Runner. This is designed after a species of Anglerfish.

"Oh, wow! Look at Da Huuuuuudge!"

Da Huuuuuudge

After Strong Bad decided he's been overthinking ideas for his animal, Strong Bad envisioned Da Huuuuuudge. With this animal he tries to let the name dictate what the animal will look like. As a result, it looks like a blob. Specifically, it looks like a big yellow bubbling blob with a Strong Bad face on it. Marzipan seems to be intrigued. Apparently only one of the six consecutive U's in the creature's name needs to be pronounced. Da Huuuuuudge also seems to have brown spots like The Cheat. It lives in what appears to be a zoo.

Although he was a rejected imaginary animal, he makes a reappearance along with the other Strong Bad variations in alternate universe, which none of the other made-up Strong Bad animals do (besides Sterrence). He is apparently able to support Strong Bad's weight, and is a counter-tenor.

"No, no, no"

The Red Steckled Elbermung

This is a red gastropod with a pattern like Strong Bad's mask around its eyes and huge lips, displayed as an illustration in a children's book. As Strong Bad reconsiders the creature, it is accompanied by targeted captions shooting down its salient features with a "no".

A nasty blob thing.

El Pardack

This is a stodgy creature with one arm a mix between Strong Bad's and Senor Cardgage's. Its other arm is a soolnd. It says "What the!", as Strong Bad dismisses it as a "nasty blob thing".

Stnank and Grumberto

Two unused creations. Poor guys.

Two animals that were to be used in animal, but didn't make it.

The name "Stnank" was eventually used in the email do over.

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