Made-Up Strong Bad Animals

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'''Made-Up Strong Bad Animals''' are creatures that [[Strong Bad]] imagines himself as in the email "[[animal]]." These were abandoned concepts, as Strong Bad eventually settles on [[Sterrance]].
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'''Made-Up Strong Bad Animals''' are creatures that [[Strong Bad]] imagines himself as in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[animal]]. These were abandoned concepts, as Strong Bad eventually settles on [[Sterrance]].
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==Monstrosity==
==Monstrosity==
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[[Image:Monstrosity_Strong_Bad.png|thumb|right|130px|"I say there, Monstrosity! Do you know the times?"]]
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[[Image:Monstrosity Strong Bad.png|thumb|"I say there, Monstrosity! Do you know the times?"]]
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The first animal Strong Bad imagines himself as. It has:
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Monstrosity is the first animal Strong Bad imagines himself as. Its defining features include:
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Monstrosity bubbles a green froth when it tries to speak due to its [[Wikipedia:Proboscis|proboscis]].
Monstrosity bubbles a green froth when it tries to speak due to its [[Wikipedia:Proboscis|proboscis]].
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(Technically, Monstrosity is depicted with [[Wikipedia:Antler|antlers]] rather than [[Wikipedia:Horn_%28anatomy%29|horns]]. Also, the eyes are really called [[Wikipedia:Compound eye|compound eyes]], not segmented eyes as Strong Bad calls them.)
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(Technically, Monstrosity is depicted with [[Wikipedia:Antler|antlers]], which are often mistaken for [[Wikipedia:Horn (anatomy)|horns]]. Also, the eyes are actually [[Wikipedia:Compound eye|compound eyes]], not, as Strong Bad calls them, segmented eyes.)
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[[Image:Deep_sea_fangly_fish.png|thumb|right|140px|There's always a bigger fish]]
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==Deep Sea Fangly Fish==
==Deep Sea Fangly Fish==
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The second attempt at a Strong Bad animal is rendered in [[Powered by The Cheat]] style. It comes fully equipped with Christmas lights all over, and a back deck (for dinner and dancing). Strong Bad originally envisioned himself dancing with [[Baby Styles]] on this back deck, until he realized that he was already the fangly fish. Instead of a dangling  bioluminescent light, its lure is a [[Homestar Runner]] head. Somehow, the lure seems to be the brains of this operation, though it is only as articulate as one would expect from a Powered by The Cheat Homestar Runner. This is designed after a species of [[Wikipedia:Anglerfish|Anglerfish]].
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[[Image:Deep sea fangly fish.png|thumb|"Free puppies, gingersnaps, pocket PCs!"]]
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The second attempt at a Strong Bad animal is rendered in [[Powered by The Cheat]] style. It comes fully equipped with Christmas lights all over, and a back deck (for dinner and dancing). Strong Bad originally envisioned himself dancing with [[Baby Styles]] on this back deck, until he realized that he was already the fangly fish. Instead of a dangling  bioluminescent light, its lure is a [[Homestar Runner]] head, which tries to attract prey with promises of free puppies, ginger snaps, and Pocket PCs. Somehow, the lure seems to be the brains of this operation, though it is only as articulate as one would expect from a Powered by The Cheat Homestar Runner. This is designed after a species of [[Wikipedia:Anglerfish|Anglerfish]].
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[[Image:Da_Huuuuuudge.png|thumb|right|140px|"Oh, wow! Look at Da Huuuuuudge!"]]
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==Da Huuuuuudge==
==Da Huuuuuudge==
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After Strong Bad decided he's been overthinking ideas for his animal, Strong Bad envisioned Da Huuuuuudge. With this animal  he tries to let the name dictate what the animal will look like. As a result, it looks like a blob. Specifically, it looks like a big yellow bubbling blob with a Strong Bad face on it. [[Marzipan]] seems to be intrigued. Apparently only one of the six consecutive U's in the creature's name needs to be pronounced. Da Huuuuuudge also seems to have brown spots like [[The Cheat]]. It lives in [[Da Huuuuuudge's Enclosure|what appears to be a zoo]].
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[[Image:Da Huuuuuudge.png|thumb|"Oh, wow! Look at Da Huuuuuudge!"]]
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:''Main Article: [[Da Huuuuuudge]]''
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Although he was a rejected imaginary animal, he makes a reappearance along with the other Strong Bad variations in [[alternate universe]], which none of the other made-up Strong Bad animals do (besides Sterrence). He is apparently able to support Strong Bad's weight, and is a counter-tenor.
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[[Image:The_Red_Steckled_Elbermung.png|thumb|right|140px|"No, no, no"]]
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==The Red Steckled Elbermung==
==The Red Steckled Elbermung==
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This is a red gastropod with a pattern like Strong Bad's mask around its eyes and huge lips, displayed as an illustration in a children's book. As Strong Bad reconsiders the creature, it is accompanied by targeted captions shooting down its salient features with a "no".
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[[Image:The Red Steckled Elbermung.png|thumb|"No, no, no!"]]
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This is a red gastropod-like animal with a pattern like Strong Bad's mask around its eyes and huge lips, displayed as an illustration in a children's book. It seems to have hair growing on its back. As Strong Bad reconsiders the creature, it is accompanied by targeted captions shooting down its salient features with a "no".
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[[Image:pardack.png|thumb|right|140px|A nasty blob thing.]]
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==El Pardack==
==El Pardack==
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This is a stodgy creature with one arm a mix between Strong Bad's and [[Senor Cardgage|Senor Cardgage's]]. Its other arm is a [[Soolnds|soolnd]]. It says "What the!", as Strong Bad dismisses it as a "nasty blob thing".
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[[Image:pardack.png|thumb|"Why do these keep coming out as nasty blob things?!"]]
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This is a stodgy, potato-like creature with one arm resembling [[Senor Cardgage|Senor Cardgage's]]. Its other arm is a [[soolnd]] with three toes. It says "what the?", as Strong Bad dismisses it as a "nasty blob thing". The style in which El Pardack is drawn somewhat resembles that of [[Biscuitdoughhandsman]].
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==Stnank and Grumberto==
==Stnank and Grumberto==
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[[Image:stnank_and_grumberto.PNG|thumb|right|Two unused creations. Poor guys.]]
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[[Image:stnank and grumberto.PNG|thumb|''You're making a terrible Stnank!'']]
Two animals that were to be used in animal, but didn't make it.
Two animals that were to be used in animal, but didn't make it.
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The name "Stnank" was eventually used in the email [[do over]].
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The name "Stnank" was eventually used in the email [[do over]], though it was not used as any kind of made-up animal. Strong Bad made up the word to describe a mild mistake that would be worthy of re-doing.
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==Sterrance==
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[[Category:Character Variations]]
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[[Image:sterrance.png|thumb|"Aww... look at Sterrance... I want one!"]]
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:''Main article: [[Sterrance]]''
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[[Category:Animals]]

Current revision as of 00:55, 22 March 2019

Made-Up Strong Bad Animals are creatures that Strong Bad imagines himself as in the Strong Bad Email animal. These were abandoned concepts, as Strong Bad eventually settles on Sterrance.

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[edit] Monstrosity

"I say there, Monstrosity! Do you know the times?"

Monstrosity is the first animal Strong Bad imagines himself as. Its defining features include:

  • Claws
  • Horns
  • Tusks
  • Tentacles
  • Proboscis
  • Segmented Eyes

Although Strong Bad mentions these, it doesn't appear to have:

  • Power Doors
  • 15 Year Drivetrain Warranty

Monstrosity bubbles a green froth when it tries to speak due to its proboscis.

(Technically, Monstrosity is depicted with antlers, which are often mistaken for horns. Also, the eyes are actually compound eyes, not, as Strong Bad calls them, segmented eyes.)

[edit] Deep Sea Fangly Fish

"Free puppies, gingersnaps, pocket PCs!"

The second attempt at a Strong Bad animal is rendered in Powered by The Cheat style. It comes fully equipped with Christmas lights all over, and a back deck (for dinner and dancing). Strong Bad originally envisioned himself dancing with Baby Styles on this back deck, until he realized that he was already the fangly fish. Instead of a dangling bioluminescent light, its lure is a Homestar Runner head, which tries to attract prey with promises of free puppies, ginger snaps, and Pocket PCs. Somehow, the lure seems to be the brains of this operation, though it is only as articulate as one would expect from a Powered by The Cheat Homestar Runner. This is designed after a species of Anglerfish.

[edit] Da Huuuuuudge

"Oh, wow! Look at Da Huuuuuudge!"
Main Article: Da Huuuuuudge

[edit] The Red Steckled Elbermung

"No, no, no!"

This is a red gastropod-like animal with a pattern like Strong Bad's mask around its eyes and huge lips, displayed as an illustration in a children's book. It seems to have hair growing on its back. As Strong Bad reconsiders the creature, it is accompanied by targeted captions shooting down its salient features with a "no".

[edit] El Pardack

"Why do these keep coming out as nasty blob things?!"

This is a stodgy, potato-like creature with one arm resembling Senor Cardgage's. Its other arm is a soolnd with three toes. It says "what the?", as Strong Bad dismisses it as a "nasty blob thing". The style in which El Pardack is drawn somewhat resembles that of Biscuitdoughhandsman.

[edit] Stnank and Grumberto

You're making a terrible Stnank!

Two animals that were to be used in animal, but didn't make it.

The name "Stnank" was eventually used in the email do over, though it was not used as any kind of made-up animal. Strong Bad made up the word to describe a mild mistake that would be worthy of re-doing.

[edit] Sterrance

"Aww... look at Sterrance... I want one!"
Main article: Sterrance
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