Limozeen Live! (practice)

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"Located under the Dark Horse Tavern."

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Limozeen advertises its approaching concert.

Cast (in order of appearance): Gary Palaroncini, Larry Palaroncini, Perry Palaroncini, Harry Palaroncini, Puppet Homestar Runner (cameo)

Date: Monday, March 17, 2008

Running time: 1:53

Page title: I Can't Do Oranges!
Notice page title: Zeenin' into the Club Circuit!

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Transcript

WHAT: LIMOZEEN is playing one of their trademark small club gigs after years of ARENA-ONLY shows! Featuring special guests SLOSHY, Schenkel McDoo of Taranchula, and who knows who else!

WHEN: THURSDAY MARCH 27th, 2008 9pm

WHERE: The 10 HIGH CLUB
816 NORTH HIGHLAND AVE
ATLANTA, GA
*Located underneath the Dark Horse Tavern

HEY: 21 YEARS OF AGE AND OLDER ONLY!
(sorry kids and underage females!)
No advance ticket sales. Capacity is limited.

Watch us practicing in our parents' basement

{Gary, Larry, Harry and Perry are all holding guitars (in Larry's case, a Guitar Hero controller) and sitting in a room with a central microphone. The camera pans around the room throughout.}

LARRY: What? I can't do Oranges. I'm only, I'm on Medium.

{Popup: Larry actually can't get past Song 1 on EASY.}

LARRY: Er, what're we doin' next? Brain Sister? Brain Sister!

{Popup: Larry insists on holding that controller so he doesn't feel left out.}

HARRY?: Yep.

LARRY: Two, three, four! {Music starts.}

{Popup: A 'Brain Sister' is a girl that wears glasses and finished high school. (The text "wears glasses and" is subsequently crossed out.)}

LARRY: {singing} Well she was only twenty-seventeen, she was a low res beauty queen. She was a—

{Popup: Harry Palaroncini is our cousin from Long Island. Despite having black hair, he plays a mean rhythm guitar. (A line points to Harry.)}

GARY, PERRY & HARRY: {singing} Brain, Brain, Brain Sister.

LARRY: Tryin'-a put a rock on me. She was a—

{Popup: Medium soy latte with carob sprinkles. (A line points to the latte.)}

GARY, PERRY & HARRY: Brain, Brain, Brain Sister.

LARRY: Texas Instruments all day.

{Popup: Larry got this hat from the LAZOR guitarist 'Crush' (A line points to Larry's black hat.)}

LARRY: And she remembers how they used to duet. And she remembers how they used to duet.

{Popup: We use acoustics and no drums when we practice so our mom can talk to her friend Gerdith. (The word "mom" is subsequently replaced with "landlord".)}

LARRY: And she remembers how they used to duet. And she remembers how they used to duet! Th'all think you know what I mean!

{Popup: This is our new computer! Pentium 3, y'all! (A line points to the computer.)}

LARRY: All right!

{Gary plays a solo.}

{Popup: Gary called this solo a 'clamfest' but we think it totally shredded!}

LARRY: And she remembers how they used to duet.

{Popup: ??? (A line points to Puppet Homestar Runner.)}

LARRY: And she remembers how they used to duet.

{Popup: Man, nothing gets Perry down!}

LARRY: And she remembers how they used to duet.

{Popup: Comments popping up during a music video is a fresh, new idea!}

LARRY: And she remembers how they used to duet! Th'all think you know what I mean!

{Popup: This is our new TV! Cathode ray tubes, y'all! (A line points to the television.)}

LARRY: Oh yeah, all right. {They stop playing, then start again.} Oh yea— Oh yeah, ooh, all right. {They stop, then start, then stop.}

{Popup: We GOTTA work on this ending guys!}

LARRY: {speaking} Oh yeah.

{A single guitar chord is heard.}

Fun Facts

Explanations

Trivia

She was only a 1-7 inch Dell...

Remarks

Inside References

Real-World References

  • The music video is in the fashion of Pop-Up Video, a VH1 series that played music videos with info nuggets that would pop up periodically.
  • Larry's guitar, the fact "Larry can't get past Song 1 on Easy", and the line "I Can't Do Oranges!" come from the game Guitar Hero.
    • The guitar is from the Wii version of the game.
    • The Guitar Hero controller features 5 different colored fret buttons, with harder difficulty settings requiring the use of progressively more buttons. On medium difficulty, all the buttons except orange are used.
    • A Nintendo Wii can be seen on the counter near the computer.
  • "Crush" of Lazor is a reference to Slash of Guns N' Roses (and his current band, Velvet Revolver) and his trademark top hat, also a feature character in Guitar Hero 3.

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