Lack of Visible Body Parts

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Various references are made to parts of [[Coach Z]]'s face that are not visible to the viewer:
Various references are made to parts of [[Coach Z]]'s face that are not visible to the viewer:
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*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Coach Z is seen drinking mouthwash.
 
*[[A Jorb Well Done]] — When [[Marzipan]] is trying to teach Coach Z how to say "job", she tells him to make his mouth into an "O". Coach Z also blows his whistle.
*[[A Jorb Well Done]] — When [[Marzipan]] is trying to teach Coach Z how to say "job", she tells him to make his mouth into an "O". Coach Z also blows his whistle.
*[[The Luau]] — Coach Z, [[Bubs]], and [[Pom Pom]] are seen eating marshmallows. (Additionally, Pom Pom also does not appear to have a mouth, and Bubs's mouth appears to be a solid wall of teeth.)
*[[The Luau]] — Coach Z, [[Bubs]], and [[Pom Pom]] are seen eating marshmallows. (Additionally, Pom Pom also does not appear to have a mouth, and Bubs's mouth appears to be a solid wall of teeth.)
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*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Coach Z is seen drinking [[Listerine]].
*Email [[couch patch]] — Coach Z [[Puking|pukes]] in the couch rip.
*Email [[couch patch]] — Coach Z [[Puking|pukes]] in the couch rip.
*[[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu]] — [[20X6 Coach Z]] appears to speak by wiggling his eyebrow.
*[[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu]] — [[20X6 Coach Z]] appears to speak by wiggling his eyebrow.
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*Email [[narrator]] — Coach Z claims a napkin has his "snot balls" on it, and Bubs tells him he doesn't even have a nose.
*Email [[narrator]] — Coach Z claims a napkin has his "snot balls" on it, and Bubs tells him he doesn't even have a nose.
*[[Sbemail 150?!?]] — [[Strong Sad]] mentions wanting to pour black [[coffee]] over Coach Z's head so it "continually streams down his mouthless face". (This later happens in an [[alternate universe]] Easter egg.)
*[[Sbemail 150?!?]] — [[Strong Sad]] mentions wanting to pour black [[coffee]] over Coach Z's head so it "continually streams down his mouthless face". (This later happens in an [[alternate universe]] Easter egg.)
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*Email [[trading cards]] — Coach Z spits on one of his cards.
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*Email [[trading cards]] — One of Coach Z's [[Trading Cards|cards]] portrays him [[spitting]].
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*Email [[cliffhangers]] — [[The Thnikkaman]] tells Coach Z "I'll render you toothless!"
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*Email [[cliffhangers]] — [[The Thnikkaman]] tells Coach Z, "I'll render you toothless!"
*[[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]] — Besides a round nose, a mouth on Coach Z's face is present in the "storyboards".
*[[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]] — Besides a round nose, a mouth on Coach Z's face is present in the "storyboards".
*[[Xeriouxly Forxe]] — [[Zoach C]] seems to have a visible mouth.
*[[Xeriouxly Forxe]] — [[Zoach C]] seems to have a visible mouth.
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*[[A Decemberween Mackerel]] — Coach Z says that lighting the telephone pole had cured him of chronic athlete's tongue the year before.
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*[[A Decemberween Mackerel]] — Coach Z says that lighting the [[telephone pole]] had cured him of chronic athlete's tongue the year before.
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Revision as of 01:14, 8 September 2015

Many Homestar Runner characters lack certain body parts that most people in the real world would have. Despite this, they can still do the things that everyday people are capable of. However, they do take note of their unusual structures.

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Arms

Homestar's invisible arms?
See main article: Lack of Visible Arms

A number of characters (most notably Homestar Runner) do not appear to have visible arms, but are commonly seen manipulating objects as though they had limbs. This is sometimes called out directly by various characters, and occasional references are made to this fact. The specific method by which "armless" characters can manipulate objects and their surroundings has never been fully revealed.

Coach Z's Face

Horrendous Spitter

Various references are made to parts of Coach Z's face that are not visible to the viewer:

Strong Bad's Nose

Sunscreen!

Similarly, references are occasionally made to Strong Bad's nose, even though he does not appear to have one.

Strong Bad's Hair

Lookin' good for the ladies

Strong Bad sometimes acts as though he has hair, despite the fact that his head is a Mexican wrestling mask. He pointed out in haircut that he has no hair.

Marzipan's Legs

"Well, don't tell anybody, but... I don't really have legs."

While sometimes Marzipan does not appear to have legs, a few other toons claim otherwise.


Ears

"I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about Sibbie."

None of the main characters appear to have ears, yet they still act as though they do.

Fingers

"That's right!"

Most of the main characters do not have visible fingers, but they still behave like they have them.

  • Email the bird — Strong Bad, Pom Pom, and Homestar give the bird, even though none of them have visible fingers.
  • Email fingers — Strong Bad attempts to put fake fingers on his boxing gloves so people stop asking how he types with boxing gloves on.
  • Email origins — Strong Bad files his boxing gloves even though he has no fingernails.
  • Email original — Bubs says "If I had thumbs, I'd be sticking 'em up my armpits right now!"
  • Email business trip — Strong Bad checks off "Take off wedding rings" even though neither he nor Homestar have visible fingers.
  • Blubb-O's Commercial — Bubs refuses to "slice [his] fingers thin" as presumably instructed by the Drive-Thru Whale in an Easter egg.
  • Homestar Ruiner — When Strong Bad tries to talk to Marzipan after vandalizing her float, she replies that her mood ring is brown right now. Strong Bad then asks the audience, "Should I tell her she doesn't have fingers?"
  • Email coloring, Baddest of the Bands — Strong Bad makes air quotes by wiggling his gloves on either side of his head.
  • Doomy Tales of the Macabre — Strong Sad gives Strong Bad human hands, and Strong Bad claims that he can't type with those "waggly-knuckled monstrosities" (his new fingers).
  • Fish Eye Lens — Strong Bad refers to Coach Z's hands as "green mittens".

Other

Homestar's teeth...real, or imagined?
Marzipan's questionable surgery
  • In Search of the Yello Dello — In one scene, Homestar has toes. This is seen when Coach Z is talking and he says "Thanks, Coach!".
  • The Hornblower can play a fanfare despite the fact he lacks a visible mouth.
  • Email replacement — When Strong Bad asks Bubs what to do with Strong Sad if he sees him watching TV, Bubs says to "kick him in the teeth", to which Strong Bad replies that he may not have teeth.
  • Email underlings — When Strong Bad tells Homestar he has cilantro stuck between his teeth, Homestar says "teeth?" as if he is shocked by the idea that he has any, even though he was shown to have huge teeth in theme song (though this could be imaginary). In dictionary, Strong Bad confirms this by using a dictionary to knock out one of Homestar's teeth, which is still enormous.
  • Email winter pool — Pom Pom is seen wearing sunscreen on the spot where his nose would be.
  • Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2 — Calls from The King of Town and a questionable surgeon reveal Marzipan had a large nose prior to a questionable surgery. The Cheat also tells Marzipan to blow up her nose.
  • Baddest of the Bands — Bubs advises Strong Bad that "lying through your teeth" is a good way to get people to accept a security jacket. Strong Bad asks if "lying through your rectangular mouth" would also work, to which Bubs responds, "Yeah, I suppose that'd work, toothless."
  • Dangeresque 3: The Criminal ProjectiveDangeresque claims that he has caught various objects with his "*ahem*, teeth" and is working on a yellow belt in "catching throwing stars with [his] eyelashes, wink wink".
  • Xeriouxly Forxe — Most of the characters gain body parts that weren't originally there.

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