Lack of Visible Arms

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One of the ultimate mysteries in the Homestar Runner body of work is that Homestar Runner, Marzipan, The King of Town, Homsar, and many other characters all lack visible arms and hands. In spite of this, they have the ability to pick up, carry, and manipulate objects at will. The most common explanations for this phenomenon are that they either have invisible arms or can manipulate objects with some kind of psychokinesis. Some suggest the latter over the former, as these characters' articles of clothing rarely have sleeves where arms would normally be. Some claim the opposite, since there are few instances in which a character manipulates any object from afar. Others believe that there is a combination of both factors in use. Usually, none of the other characters seem to pay any attention to this curiosity, possibly because they have become accustomed to it, although sometimes their lack of arms is lampshaded.

References

The no-handed deckeman!

• Armless Invaders — Homestar is the titular "armless invader".
• Email vacation — Strong Bad imagines, in a hypothetical email from Monkey D, "How does Homestar pick stuff up if he's not wearing any Marzi-pants?"
• Email action figure — Homestar's action figure box reads "No arms! Like real life!"
• The Interview — Strong Bad refers to Homestar as a "no-armed whitey".
• Email fingers — Homestar makes himself a pair of fake arms.
• Strong Bad is a Bad Guy — Strong Mad starts to tell Homestar that he doesn't have arms, but is cut off by the end of the cartoon.
• Stinkomanual — Level 5's intro reads, "1-Up takes matters into his own, um, torso!"
• No Hands On Deck! — Homestar's lack of hands, which comes with his lack of arms, is referred to in the title and in a newspaper headline within the toon.
• Sketchbook — Homestar is seen doing a push-up and the caption reads, "no handed-style!"
• DNA Evidence — Upon being told that the DNA analysis will cost "an arm and a leg", Marzipan replies "Not a problem." (see also below)
• Email more armies — Homestar remarks that by joining the Homestarmy, one can have a career in the "no-armed forces".
• Ever and More! — Strong Bad and The Cheat (who have perfectly visible arms) practice Homestar's and the King of Town's secret "handshake" (see below) by putting their hands on their hips and bobbing up and down.
• Email love poems — Homestar claims that he has "no-arms-on experience with the lady-makes".
• Email magic trick — Homestar is in a box and wearing fake arms, and Strong Bad says to Homestar, "You look like a man of many arms," and Homestar replies, "Yeah, I'm like an octopus."
• Homestar Ruiner — If Strong Bad examines Marzipan's vandalized Homestar-shaped float, he remarks that Homestar's head now matches his arms. When Marzipan asks Strong Bad to leave because her mood ring is a deep brown, Strong Bad asks himself, "Should I tell her she doesn't have fingers?"
• Strong Badia the Free — Strong Bad makes a "call to arms" against the King of Town, and asks who in the crowd outside his window supports him. Strong Mad and Coach Z both raise their hands, then the camera pans to Homestar, who squirms for a moment before saying, "I suppose you think you're really funny!" Also, when Homestar declares that even though he appears to be the brains of his outfit, his lady friend (Marzipan) has a good head on her shoulders. Strong Bad replies that nothing about that is true.
• Baddest of the Bands — After telling Strong Bad he's preparing to audition as a singer for Pom Pom, Strong Bad tells Homestar, "Break an arm."
• Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective — Dangeresque tells Perducci that he wants to see his hands when he shuffles a deck of cards. Perducci (played by the King of Town) responds by saying "That's... gonna be a bit of a problem."
  • Later, after going on Professor Expiremento's Ruby powered rocket, Dangeresque tells Uzi Bazooka he's going to "crash into the chip on [his] invisible shoulder".
• Email email thunder (DVD commentary) — Matt makes a dual reference to both Homestar's lack of visible arms and Strong Bad's ability to type with his boxing gloves on when he asks, "How does Homestar type with no gloves of any kind on?".
• Kick-a-Ball — The Umpire cancels a game of One Potato Two Potato between Homestar and Strong Bad after realizing he can't tell who's winning.

Oddities

Sketch with arms

Proof that Homestar has invisible arms?

"Do you want to watch me bench-press a lot...of weights?"

• In Search of the Yello Dello — Marzipan slaps Homestar across the face, leaving a visible handprint.
  • In the commentary, Strong Bad says that Marzipan has really nice hands and Homestar replies, "Yeah, I suppose she does."
• In Search of the Yello Dello New Version — Marzipan asks if the oven mitts Strong Bad is wearing are hers, but she would not need oven mitts if she has no hands.
• The Reddest Radish — Marzipan knocks on the door of Homestar's house with her head, despite the fact she could have used her invisible arms/telekinetic powers instead.
  • Likewise, in 3 Times Halloween Funjob, Homestar knocks on Marzipan's door with his head, although this could be due to his silliness, or possibly because he's holding his bagful of candy with both "hands".
• A Jumping Jack Contest — The Announcer proclaims that Homestar has jumped jacks for the longest continuous time despite the fact it would be hard to tell if he ever stopped clapping his "hands."
• Email halloweener — Homestar wears boxing gloves on his feet and an oven mitt on his head.
• Pumpkin Carve-nival — The goblin easily manipulates both of Strong Bad's arms when he is in costume (and also removing it).
  • Also, Strong Bad is able to perfectly manipulate his Homestar costume without using any arms.
• Homestar vs. Little Girl 2 — When Puppet Homestar plays tag with Little Girl, he touches her with his head.
• Email the bird — Strong Bad flips Homestar off, and after Homestar replies "Right back atcha," Strong Bad exclaims, "He just gave me the bird!"
• Email your friends — When Strong Bad asks Marzipan to hold out her hands, she just says she doesn't want to. Of course, she may be aware that Strong Bad is preparing to hand her a saw blade.
• Email the show and Main Page 19 — Homestar holds a microphone and sorts through a stack of index cards at the same time. This action could require more than two hands.
• Strong Bad Sings — One of Strong Bad's songs is titled "This One Time I Saw Homestar Punching a Kitten in the Throat".
• Email marzipan — Strong Bad remarks that "Marzipan can't keep her hands offa" him, although this could be just a figure of speech.
• Email time capsule — Homestar is able to manipulate the box, box lid, and wig all at the same time.
• Secret Song (video) — Puppet Homestar plays the piano with both his invisible hands and the side of his head.
• Puppet Jam: Everybody Knows It — Puppet Homestar gives high fives to They Might Be Giants.
• Arcade Game, and emails credit card, 50 emails, anything, and email thunder — Homestar can type on a keyboard. Also, in anything, as well as retirement, he is able to lift and pour a bottle of soda on Strong Bad's computer.
  • Similarly, in the King of Town Email (reached via the King of Town Main Page), the King of Town is heard typing on the keyboard of the broken Tandy 400.
• Puppet Jam: Apple Juice Blues — Homestar says, "my arm really really hurts," though it is probably Matt Chapman speaking about his own arm.
• Strong Bad's Character Video — Homestar stands in line to receive a high five from Strong Bad.
• Biz Cas Fri 1 — When Homestar "helps" Strong Bad with his spreadsheet, Homestar types with his head, even though he could type with his "hands" in 50 emails, anything, and Arcade Game.
• Email extra plug — Homestar is tied with an extension cord around his torso in a position normally used to secure someone's arms.
• Email space program — Homestar owns a sweater with sleeves. The sleeves could explain why he has difficulty putting on the sweater in the email.
  • In the DVD commentary for this email, Mike asks Homestar why his sweater has sleeves. His reply is simply "Shut up! Shut up, and I'm out." Following this, Homestar "leaves" the commentary booth and is replaced by Strong Bad.
• Email highschool — Teenage Homestar sings "Shaking hands with my man" in Strong Bad's doodle memory/hazardous guess.
• Strongest Man in the World — Homestar gives Pom Pom a high five.
• Lappynapped! — The King of Town refers to himself as "Furious Fingers."
• Ballad of the Sneak — The Homestar Runner is seen with crutches after the Sneak "dropped him from his flying machine".
• Decemberween Short Shorts — Homestar wears a towel around his neck as though he has shoulders.
• Email strong badathlon — Homestar, the champion of the Greco-Roman Homestar Crud-Out-of-Beating event, takes swings at himself. Visible air disturbances appear where his extremities are presumably traveling.
• Email your funeral — As Homestar enters Marzipan's house, he hangs up a coat with sleeves.
• Date Nite — When Marzipan and The Cheat go out for their date, he offers her his arm to escort her, and she apparently holds it as they walk.
• DNA Evidence — When Homestar, while wearing a trench coat, lifts the glass of DNA evidence to drink it, the right arm of the trench coat raises as though he has an arm, but he seems to lack shoulders. (see also above)
• Ever and More! — Homestar and the King of Town can be heard slapping hands as they demonstrate their "secret handshake."
• Main Page 24 — Homestar asks "How many fingers am I holding up?"
• Quality Time — Both Homestar and Marzipan are able to manipulate the cardboard versions of each other from several feet away. Marzipan is also able to both play guitar and manipulate Cardboard Homestar at the same time.
• Email slumber party — Homestar's dad only lets Homestar play Clapping Party.
• 8-Bit is Enough — While chained in the dungeon, Homestar appears to be floating between the two manacles.
• A Death-Defying Decemberween — When Homestar plays the piano, its keys can be seen being depressed. Later, he is displeased at being given a brown sweater with sleeves, although a good deal of his displeasure at this present is likely due to its being a brown sweater.
• Hremail 62 — Homestar manipulates three separate pieces of paper and his brellow crayon at the same time, which, given the position in which he's holding them, would normally require four arms.
  • Similarly, in Hremail 2000, Homestar holds up two socks and two shoes individually.
• In Xeriouxly Forxe, H. Star gains robotic arms, M.Z. Pan gains tentacles, and Xing Town gains clawed wings, leaving Homsar as the only normally-armless character to still lack them. However, Ch8t has no limbs at all.

Characters With No Visible Arms

These characters have no visible arms, yet have been observed manipulating objects:

Homestar Runner	Marzipan	The King of Town	Homsar
The Homestar Runner	Old-Timey Marzipan	1-Up	The Wheelchair
The Goblin	The Knight	The Little Chef Guy	The Cleric
The Yodeling Man	Wagon Fulla Pancakes	Tandy 400	Marshie
Mr. Shmallow	Preshy	Clapper Loader	Homeschool Winner (right)
Champeen	The Sad Kids	Homestarmecium	Davey's Pal

Debatable Characters

These characters lack visible arms, but have never been seen manipulating objects:

Nibbles	The Unguraits	The Dancing Brothers	Cheatball
Ch8t	Wormdingler	The Prince of Town	Bad Graphics Ghost
Da Huuuuuudge

See also

• How do you type with boxing gloves on?
• Lack of Visible Body Parts