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The Few, The Proud, The Homestarmy!
Active January 5, 2004—Present
Allegiance Free Country, USA
Headquarters The Stick
Motto Do You Has?
Price $5.00 (USD)
Members Homestar Runner
Frank Bennedetto
Strong Sad
Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife
Duties Invading Strong Badia
Monitoring Labor Day
Equipment Orange Wooden Spoon (Colonels only)
Orange Bowls

The Homestarmy is a fighting force led by Colonel Homestar Runner (pronounced "col-o-nel" by Homestar, as opposed to its normal pronunciation "ker-nel"). Homestar claims that membership is a group of "No-armed forces" limited to the few who are sick and tired of "playing second-fiddle to a two-bit wrestle man and his yellow dog", and those who are ready to give their five bucks to the Homestarmy if it comes to that. But in reality, the Homestarmy is a rag-tag group of Free Country, USA's more disenfranchised citizens, united by Homestar's friendly influence, and their shared dislike of Strong Bad. Regardless, Homestar is very confident in this meager army and has been known to try to get the said $5 from his soldiers often.

"Don't you die on me!"

In their first and greatest known campaign, they tried to invade Strong Badia, resulting in the military fiasco known as The Battle of Strong Badia. The only casualty was Third-Style Private Bennedetto, a popcorn air-popper, wounded by a kick from Strong Bad.

With Frank Bennedetto fully healed, the Homestarmy returned to their duties, ensuring that no one worked on Labor Day.

Homestar tried to recruit new members for the Homestarmy at the Vaguely Military Career Fair, saying that he was looking for people that came from "a long line of five bucks-havers".

It appears that orange Tupperware bowls are the Homestarmy uniform: all members except Frank Bennedetto wear one as a helmet. Other than the Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife and Homestar's wooden spoon, they carry no weapons, though Homestar claims that any who oppose them will feel their "fluoride sting".



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