Homestarmy
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| '''Equipment''' || [[Orange Bowl and Spoon#Wooden Spoon|Orange Wooden Spoon]] (Colonels only)<br>[[Orange Bowl and Spoon#Orange Bowl|Orange Bowls]] | | '''Equipment''' || [[Orange Bowl and Spoon#Wooden Spoon|Orange Wooden Spoon]] (Colonels only)<br>[[Orange Bowl and Spoon#Orange Bowl|Orange Bowls]] | ||
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| + | | '''Major Battles''' || [[Battle of Strong Badia]]<br>[[Strong Badia the Free|Invasion of the King of Town's Castle]] | ||
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| + | | '''Enemies''' || [[Strong Badia]]/The On Point Kings<br>[[The Municipality]](?) | ||
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Revision as of 19:39, 7 December 2008
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| Active | January 5, 2004—Present | |
| Allegiance | Free Country, USA | |
| Headquarters | The Stick | |
| Motto | Do You Has? | |
| Membership Cost | $5 | |
| Members | Homestar Runner Frank Bennedetto Strong Sad Homsar Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife | |
| Duties | Invading Strong Badia Monitoring Labor Day | |
| Equipment | Orange Wooden Spoon (Colonels only) Orange Bowls | |
| Major Battles | Battle of Strong Badia Invasion of the King of Town's Castle | |
| Enemies | Strong Badia/The On Point Kings The Municipality(?) | |
The Homestarmy is a "No-armed fighting force" led by Colonel Homestar Runner (pronounced "col-o-nel" by Homestar, as opposed to its normal pronunciation "ker-nel"). The Homestarmy was initially founded to invade and conquer Strong Badia as a means for Homestar to take revenge on Strong Bad's increasing popularity. Homestar claims that membership is limited to those with guts and determination, as well as a deposit of five dollars. But in reality, the Homestarmy is a rag-tag group of Free Country, USA's more disenfranchised citizens, united by Homestar's friendly influence, and their shared dislike of Strong Bad. Regardless, Homestar is very confident in this meager army and has been known to try to get the said $5 from his soldiers often.
Their enthusiastic invasion of Strong Badia resulted in the awkward military fiasco known as The Battle of Strong Badia. The only casualty was Third-Style Private Bennedetto, a popcorn air-popper, wounded by a kick from Strong Bad.
With Frank Bennedetto fully healed, the Homestarmy returned to their duties, ensuring that no one worked on Labor Day.
Homestar tried to recruit new members for the Homestarmy at the Vaguely Military Career Fair, saying that he was looking for people that came from "a long line of five bucks-havers".
Later, the Homestarmy led the Invasion of the King of Town's castle; however, his help wasn't really needed, as the "invasion" lasted only five minutes. After that, everyone quit except for Strong Mad, Strong Sad, and Homestar. (Painting of a guy with a Big Knife wasn't in this game, and according to the game Frank Benedetto died in army.
It appears that orange Tupperware bowls are the Homestarmy uniform: all members except Frank Bennedetto wear one as a helmet. Other than the Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife and Homestar's wooden spoon, they carry no weapons, though Homestar claims that any who oppose them will feel their "fluoride sting".
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Members
Battle of Strong Badia
- Homestar Runner - Colonel (Leader)
- Frank Bennedetto - Third-Style Private
- Homsar - Rank Unknown
- Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife - Rank Unknown
- Strong Sad - Rank Unknown, although he is known to play back cheers on a tape player while at rallies, and even blatantly disobeyed Homestar's orders by calling "Hold the line!" after Homestar ordered a retreat.
Invasion of the King of Town's Castle
- Homestar Runner - Colonel (Leader)
- Strong Bad - Second-in-Command
- The Cheat (defected to the Municipality)
- Strong Sad
- Homsar (defected to the Municipality)
- Pom Pom (undercover)
- Strong Mad
- Coach Z (defected to the Municipality)
Appearances
- Debut: Email army
- Labor Dabor
- Wallpaper: armywallpaper3.jpg
- Email more armies
- Strong Badia the Free
