Homestarloween Party
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Summary
Homestar Runner throws a halloween party. They take turns telling a story about a goblin.
Features: The King of Town, Coach Z, Bubs, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat, Pom Pom, Marzipan, Strong Sad, The Poopsmith, The Goblin, Visor Robot, The Two Kids.
Page Title: Homestarloween Party
Transcript
COACH Z: Oh jeez, I don't know. I think I prefer him work with the Furious 5 much more. He had more street cred back then.
HOMESTAR: Hey, thanks for coming to my party guys. Ahh. Coach Z is down with the PE.
STRONG BAD: ...ya know I think it turned out pretty good. I mean mom helped me do the fruit, and I did the sewing--
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, lookin' good Strong Bad. The Chiquita Banana lady. That's great!
STRONG BAD: Oooh, Chiquita Ba--for the last time, I'm Carmen freakin' Miranda!
MARZIPAN: Yesterday, I was out in the garden, and I was weeding, and there was this little worm...
HOMESTAR: Aww, everybody looks so great! You know, there's more punch over there, if anybody wants any... All riiiiiight, everybody! Line up! We're gonna play {clicks flashlight on and off} Flashlight Ghost Storytelling with a Flashliiight! {thunder booms}
MARZIPAN: We should stand boy-girl-boy-girl! {thunder booms}
HOMESTAR: Good one, Marzipan! That way we know it's fair!
MARZIPAN: I get to stand next to you, Homestar!
HOMESTAR: Nope! I'm standin' next to Bubs! You get to stand next to Strong Baaad. {walks away}
MARZIPAN: Uh!
STRONG BAD: Psst! Hey Marzipan, is my slip showing?
HOMESTAR: Okay! Okay! Okay! I'll go first. (a circle forms around him so his picture is now an inset of a new scene) Umm... okay! Once, there was this green gobliiiin... {a goblin appears} and um, he used to... look aroooound... {the goblin looks around} And um, I guess he did a daaance. {the goblin dances} Oh man, that was terrible.
BUBS: And the goblin, he had a Gremlin! And he jacked it up on some fat tires, and uh, he tuned it up on some 4.11 posi-trak out back 750 double pumper edelbrock intake something 4-0 30 pop-up pistons turbo jets 390 horsepower--I mean, he had some freakin' muscle!
POM POM: Bubble bubble bubble. {a blonde girl in a pink bikini with a Pom head appears next to the Gremlin} Bubble bubble bubble bubble. {redhead with a blue bikini} Bubble bubble bubble. {brunette, leopard} Bubble bubble bubble bubble bubble bubble bubble. {beer and sports paraphernalia appear.}
MARZIPAN: And, one of the girls had a cute little kitten whose name was Kitty-kitty. {A cat appears beside the girl on the left.} And one of the girls had a cute little puppy named Chris. {A dog appears beside the girl on the right.} And, the third girl was a Republican. {A picket sign appears in the hand of the girl on the Gremlin.}
STRONG BAD: Oh, brother! Gimme that! And then the robot came {The Visor Robot appears onscreen, to the right.} and vaporized everybody and everything and he was like "You're all gonna die!" And he was like "Oh, it's the Goblin's Gremlin! I hate you, Gremlin!" {The Robot picks up the Gremlin and heaves it across the place where it is not visible anymore.} I need to get some more punch.
THE KING OF TOWN: Oooh, oooh! {The Visor Robot and Goblin stand across from each other and all the food appears that the KOT mentions in between them.)} And there was fried fish and heavenly ham and Salsburry Sundaes and globs of meringue and strawberry frosted dohnuts and bowls full of jelly and klondike pudding and scrumptious fillers... and-DOO! DOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
STRONG SAD: And the brain had been stolen from a kindly old man and put into the robot's head. And his kids were looking for their father, so they called out to him by name. {Speech bubble with an exclamation point in it appears on the girl.} The robot then remembered his kids and his stolen life, and he was moved to tears. {Robot starts to cry.} But the tears shorted out his circuits {Electric volts appear on the robot's head} and he fell on the kids and the goblin. {Robot falls on them and his brain comes out.} and none of them lived.
{Cut to the Bubs, Coach Z, and The King of Town are crying.}
COACH Z: {crying} Ah, what a total downer! {While they are crying, they walk away.}
STRONG BAD: Oh man! I am outta here, man!
MARZIPAN: {Crying} That was the saddest story ever! You can't come to next year's party. {Walks away, while The Poopsmith also cries and walks away.}
HOMESTAR: {sadly} Gee, thanks for coming to my party, Strong Sad *sigh*. (Walks away.)
STRONG SAD: {Everyone is gone and he is alone. He clicks the flashlight on and off a few times, then the screen fades.}
Fun Facts
- This is the first cartoon where any of the characters admit ever having a mom, when Strong Bad admits that his mom helped him with his costume. If you want to get REALLY tecnical though, The short lived H*R Yearbook! was actually the first admission of parental leadership.
- With nine deaths, this cartoon has a higher body count than any other cartoon on the website, including Teen Girl Squad.
- The scar on Strong Sad as Gorbachev is on the wrong side of his head.
- The Goblin's Gremlin has part upgrades, some of which are 4.11:1 posi-trak out back, 750 double pumper carburetor, edelbrock intake and a flux capacitor from Back to the Future (1985)
- All costumes are based on characters and people from the 1980s, except Homestar as Kurt Cobain (who found fame in the early 1990s), Bubs as Rerun (from the 1970s) and Marzipan as Jeannie (who is from the 1960s).
- Strongsad turning the flashlight on and off is possibly an homage to the independant suspense movie Shallow Grave (1994), where Christopher Eccleston's character turns a flashlight on and off into his face while spiralling into insanity.
- Homestar's shirt says "corporate rock still sucks"
- In the credits: "Written, drawn, and directed by Matt, Mike, and Craig". This is most likely Craig Zobel.
