Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Relationship

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"...until a dorky chef's hat threatened to tear them apart."

Homestar Runner and Marzipan, although officially dating, have a rather tenuous relationship, as has been evidenced several times. While they are occasionally affectionate toward one another, their relationship is most often strained, as Strong Bad observes when he refers to Marzipan as Homestar's "estranged girlfriend". Homestar frequently insults Marzipan (although he may not realize that he is doing so), and Marzipan occasionally treats Homestar with contempt. Occasionally, they even break up or mention breaking up. Nevertheless, they always end up together again. Marzipan, at least, regards their relationship as open, and as such has gone on dates with The Cheat and Bubs. Homestar's chagrin at this shows that he does not agree with Marzipan's assessment of their relationship as open.


Homestar offending Marzipan

Marzipan offending Homestar

  • In Search of the Yello Dello — Marzipan slaps Homestar after falsely assuming he killed the Yello Dello.
  • Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0 — Homestar becomes depressed after Marzipan does not meet him and Pom Pom at the theater.
  • Theme Song Video — Marzipan shows displeasure for the cake Homestar bakes her.
  • Marzipan's Character Video — Marzipan says that she and Homestar are one hot item when she says they are, after which she sometimes says "And today we are not." (Sometimes she says "And today we are", and when she does, she "offends" Homestar by leaving to the chinchilla protest.)
  • Sensitive To Bees — After Homestar says Marzipan can tell people that he sang with her, she responds, "No thanks!".
  • Fall Float Parade — Marzipan is unsympathetic to Homestar's plight of being stuck in a pile of swe-atshirts.
  • Email narrator — Marzipan says Homestar looks like a dork in his chef hat.
  • Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2 — Marzipan fails to rescue Homestar from quicksand, although it is possible that Homestar is not really sinking.
  • Date Nite — Marzipan goes on a date with The Cheat, to Homestar's annoyance. Later, she goes on a date with Bubs.
  • Homestar Ruiner — Homestar gets annoyed with Marzipan calling him while he prepares for the Tri-Annual Race to The End of This Race.
  • Strong Badia the Free — Marzipan scolds Homestar for reconstucting the Homestarmy, much to his dismay.
  • Baddest of the Bands — Marzipan harshly signs an autograph to Homestar, thinking he's too lazy to come down himself.

Homestar and Marzipan Breaking Up

  • Pumpkin Carve-nival — Marzipan says she's breaking up with Homestar after he gives her pumpkin last place (although she learns later that it was really Strong Bad dressed as Homestar who gave her last place).
  • Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2 — Homestar breaks up with Marzipan on her answering machine because he believes that she told him to "go away and pick up sticks". He later realizes that this is untrue and seeks to cover up his rash message, ending up taking the tape when he realizes he can't.
  • Store — In the third Store Thank You Message, Homestar tells Marzipan to go away, and she responds, "All right, broken up."
  • Email — Marzipan asks Homestar if she's broken up with him yet, and he replies, "Yeah, a couple times.".
  • Halloween Potion-ma-jig — In the Cycloptic Homestar ending, Marzipan tells Homestar "I don't think you have to worry about dating anyone from now on," to which Homestar responds, "Hooray!".
  • Jibblies 2 — Marzipan tells Homestar that she is now "the former girlfriend known as Marzipan". Homestar acknowledges this by saying, "Sounds like a plan!".
  • Email love poems — Homestar tells Strong Bad that Marzipan broke up with him again that morning.
  • Homestar Ruiner — Marzipan dumps Homestar when Strong Bad unintentionally frames Homestar for burning down her float.
  • Strong Badia the Free — Marzipan dumps Homestar for agreeing with Strong Bad to reunite the Homestarmy.

Marzipan Preferring Fake Homestars over Real Homestars

Other References to their Relationship

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