Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold

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Old H*R crap

Homestar and Strong Bad find an old discarded script for another children's book.

Cast (In order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Pom Pom, Mr. Bland, Strong Mad, Strong Sad/Strong Glad, The Cheat, Dijjery-doo, The Announcer, Grape Fairy, The Sneak, Coach Z, Bubs

Places:

Date: Saturday, December 24, 2016 (actual); Friday, December 16, 2016 (main page)

Running Time: 6:24

Page Title: Unearthed and rebirthed!

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Transcript

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{Over a spooky-sounding chord, some text appears over a blue screen:

"20 years ago, two guys made this book:"

An image of Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World Contest appears below it. After a few seconds, the text and book disappear, to be replaced with:

"A month later, they wrote the next Homestar Runner story,"

Which is followed with some pieces of notebook paper with the script on them, followed by

"and then promptly forgot about it."

Followed shortly by:

"Until now..."

Cut to Homestar Runner's house in silhouette, with a shed behind it. Homestar and Strong Bad leave the house and head toward the shed.}

{Zoom in full to the shed with Homestar Runner and Strong Bad}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, man, Strong Bad. You're not gonna believe this thing! {opens the door of the shed and starts taking out a see-through box labelled with masking tape, "old H*R crap"} Wait 'till you see this thing! This thing is gonna change your life! Blow your mind! Wipe your nose!

STRONG BAD: Then shut the dang up and let's see it already!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay. Okay. Um... It's, um... It's right... Um... {starts looking nervous}

STRONG BAD: Homestar, did you ramble on so long that you forgot what you were going to show me?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Um, no. And furthermore, no. It was this... {pulls a shiny rubber burger out of the box} Squeakburger. {squeezes it twice} Burger burger!

STRONG BAD: Whoa, look at this! {He takes something out of the box; close-up revealing that it's a children's book called "homestar runner and the brothers strong". Blue text at the bottom reads "an unfinished second children's book by mike & craig".} "The Homestar Runner and the Brothers Strong"? "An unfinished second children's book by Mike and Craig"? {As he says the name's Mike and Craig, they are bleeped out; Mike's name is scribbled over with black, and Craig's name is pixelated}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, that's definitely not what I was lookin' for. That thing looks terrible!

STRONG BAD: Come on, let's read it right the dang now!

Easter Eggs

Fun Facts

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Real World References

  • Homestar quotes lyrics from "Blackbird" by The Beatles, "Fly to the Angels" by Slaughter, and "Sister Christian" by Night Ranger when asking Strong Sad to replace Mr. Bland.

External Links

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