Homestar Ruiner Responses (The Field)

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	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs!		:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs!
	:'''BUBS:''' Strong Bad!		:'''BUBS:''' Strong Bad!
		+	:{{short hr}}
		+	'''As Homestar Runner, first time only'''
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating Homestar]'' Good afternoon, Bubs. It is I, Homestar.
		+	:'''BUBS:''' Hey there, Strong Bad!
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{surprised}'' But-but how did you know it's me?
		+	:'''BUBS:''' I use giant mascot costumes to sell everything from baby wipes to tropical cruises- I got a nose for these things!
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah! That dancing gorilla with the jet pack totally got me to buy that term life insurance from you.
		+	:'''BUBS:''' Case and pernt!
	=== Bubs → Bubs ===		=== Bubs → Bubs ===
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	:'''BUBS:''' Ain't it though! I had three new coats of bug spray put on the walls last week.		:'''BUBS:''' Ain't it though! I had three new coats of bug spray put on the walls last week.
	:'''STRONG BAD:''' I thought I smelled carcinogens!		:'''STRONG BAD:''' I thought I smelled carcinogens!
-	:'''BUBS:''' That means its working!	+	:'''BUBS:''' That means it's working!
		+
	=== Bubs → Bubs → Devil ===		=== Bubs → Bubs → Devil ===
	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Good grief, Bubs, you've really let yourself go.		:'''STRONG BAD:''' Good grief, Bubs, you've really let yourself go.
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	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, Bubs, when are you gonna fix up this dump?		:'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, Bubs, when are you gonna fix up this dump?
	:'''BUBS:''' I suppose you could do better?		:'''BUBS:''' I suppose you could do better?
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong sad could do better... with one arm tied behind his back... and one of them black hostage baggies over his head...	+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Sad could do better... with one arm tied behind his back... and one of them black hostage baggies over his head...
	:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{pokes out from the side of the concession stand, wearing one of them black hostage baggies over his head}'' I'm here for all your concessionary needs...		:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{pokes out from the side of the concession stand, wearing one of them black hostage baggies over his head}'' I'm here for all your concessionary needs...
	:'''BUBS:''' Now that's just ignorant, mean, and only mostly true, Strong Bad.		:'''BUBS:''' Now that's just ignorant, mean, and only mostly true, Strong Bad.
	=== Bubs → Candy ===		=== Bubs → Candy ===
-	:''The same response is received for using the ''Coupon'' on Bubs''	+	:''Before picking up any Coupons''
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' You have any candy? It's a long story.
		+	:'''BUBS:''' Do I have any candy? Candy makes up over 900 percent of my gross profits! I got chocolate candy, vanilla candy, tainted candy, real candy, pretend candy...
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Got any free candy?
		+	:'''BUBS:''' Free?! Who do ya think I am? Some kinda Don't-Charge-Anything-For-Candy mandy?
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Um, yes?
		+	:'''BUBS:''' You're right! I've been giving away free candy coupons all day over at the track! I bet you can still find some there before the squirrels get 'em.
		+	:{{short hr}}
		+	:''After picking up Coupons; the same response is received for using the ''Coupon'' on Bubs''
	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hook me up with some of the delicious free candy, Bubs!		:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hook me up with some of the delicious free candy, Bubs!
	:'''BUBS:''' Awesome!		:'''BUBS:''' Awesome!
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	:'''BUBS:''' The kind of candy that I give away to people for free, dummy!		:'''BUBS:''' The kind of candy that I give away to people for free, dummy!
	:{{short hr}}		:{{short hr}}
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll take another box of ChocoOpps my good man.	+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll take another box of ChocoOpps, my good man.
	:'''BUBS:''' What happened to the last one I gave you?		:'''BUBS:''' What happened to the last one I gave you?
	:'''STRONG BAD:''' I, um, threw it down a hole.		:'''STRONG BAD:''' I, um, threw it down a hole.
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	:'''BUBS:''' Aroo got it!		:'''BUBS:''' Aroo got it!
	:{{short hr}}		:{{short hr}}
-	:'''STRONG BAD:'''	+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll take another box of ChocoOpps, my good man.
	:'''BUBS:''' What happened to the last one I gave you?		:'''BUBS:''' What happened to the last one I gave you?
	:'''STRONG BAD:''' I, um, threw it down a hole.		:'''STRONG BAD:''' I, um, threw it down a hole.
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	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Marzipan sent me to pick up her hedge shears.		:'''STRONG BAD:''' Marzipan sent me to pick up her hedge shears.
	:'''BUBS:''' She did? Well that's just awesome! I've got 'em all fixed up and ready to go!		:'''BUBS:''' She did? Well that's just awesome! I've got 'em all fixed up and ready to go!
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoah, these are pretty sweet!	+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, these are pretty sweet!
	:'''BUBS:''' You said it! I've totally rebuilt them with my patented Gyroscopic Ocho-Track Blade Action and passenger side airbag! Guaranteed to shave a shrub smoother than a baby's bottom!		:'''BUBS:''' You said it! I've totally rebuilt them with my patented Gyroscopic Ocho-Track Blade Action and passenger side airbag! Guaranteed to shave a shrub smoother than a baby's bottom!
	:'''STRONG BAD:''' These are way too cool for Marzipan... I think I'll give 'em a test drive or ten before I give 'em back to her.		:'''STRONG BAD:''' These are way too cool for Marzipan... I think I'll give 'em a test drive or ten before I give 'em back to her.
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	::'''BUBS:''' Total Load? Nope.		::'''BUBS:''' Total Load? Nope.
	::'''STRONG BAD:''' What? That's so—		::'''STRONG BAD:''' What? That's so—
-	::'''BUBS:''' Oh, what, here it is!	+	::'''BUBS:''' Oh, wait, here it is!
	::'''STRONG BAD:''' All right! Total Load, the Total Body Fitness Energy Enhancement Powder used by all my favorite disgraced athletes!		::'''STRONG BAD:''' All right! Total Load, the Total Body Fitness Energy Enhancement Powder used by all my favorite disgraced athletes!
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	:'''BUBS:''' So long, people!		:'''BUBS:''' So long, people!
-	===Tutorial===	+	=== Candy → Bubs ===
-	====When entering the scene====	+	:''{first time only}''
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Bubs! I heard my stupid brother was down here—	+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' This candy's a rip-off, Bubs! I want a refund!
-		+	:'''BUBS:''' A refund? You didn't pay anything for it!
-	:'''BUBS:''' Hi Strong Bad! Here is your laptop computer—	+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' But it's stinking up my inventory!
-		+	:'''BUBS:''' Your inventory? What about MY inventory? I've got 300 boxes of that stuff smellin' up my back room!
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs, what are you doing? That part comes at the end of the tutorial.  You're supposed to be sad in this part.	+	:{{short hr}}
-		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Want some ChocoOpps?
-	:'''BUBS:''' I am? Oh yeah, right.	+	:'''BUBS:''' Get that thing out of my face!
-		+
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Why do I even bother with rehearsals?	+
-		+
-	:'''BUBS:''' ''{flatly}'' Hi Strong Bad. I'm feeling so sad today that I think I am just gonna close up and go home.	+
-		+
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' No Bubs, wait! I need The Lappy!	+
-		+
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{to audience}'' If I want this guy to cooperate, I'd better change his mood! There are usually a variety of ways to change people's moods. You'll figure this out as you go. Generally I find kissing up or breaking their stuff usually gets the desired response. In this case, go ahead and give ol' blue head a compliment to cheer him up.	+
-		+
-	====Bubs → Bubs → Devil====	+
-		+
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wow Bubs, you sure have gotten fat!	+
-		+
-	:'''BUBS:''' No I haven't, I'm just smuggling cantaloupes past the border under my shirt!	+
-		+
-	====Bubs → Bubs → Angel====	+
-		+
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cheer up Bubs, at least you're not on fire!	+
-		+
-	:'''BUBS:''' ''{cross}'' That's the best compliment you could come up with?	+
-		+
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Just stick to the script!	+
-		+
-	:'''BUBS:''' ''{monotone}'' Thanks muscular Strong Bad. I feel much better.	+
-		+
-	====Bubs → Lappy (before compliment)====	+
-		+
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Bubs, have you seen my Lappy around here?	+
-		+
-	:'''BUBS:''' I don't know Strong Bad. Apparently I'm too sad to look around for it. Maybe if I were in a better mood.	+
-		+
-	====Bubs → Lappy (after compliment)====	+
-		+
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Did my dumpy little brother bring my laptop computer to you?	+
-		+
-	:'''BUBS:''' He sure did. He tried to pawn it to get money for some kind of foot replacement surgery, but I know how much pirated software you've got on there, so I kept it for you.	+
-		+
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Lucky you did, or both you and Strong Sad would be in for a world of hurtings from me!  The awesome one!  The Strong Bad!	+
-		+
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{facetiously}'' All right! I got my Lappy back! So there you go folks, that should be everything you need to know to play this best game ever. Now get out there and have some fun at the expense of others. And don't make me look bad! Er, good— Don't make me look good. I got a bad reputation to uphold.	+
-		+
-	:'''BUBS:''' Hey, where's my money? I'm getting paid for this, right?	+
	== Strong Badia ==		== Strong Badia ==
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	===Flag===		===Flag===
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, the Strong Badian Flag...or Old Snakes and Tires and Knives and..Brown. As the colonists used to call it.	+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, the Strong Badian Flag... or Old Snakes and Tires and Knives and... Brown. As the colonists used to call it.
		+	=== Shovel → Treasure Marker ===
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, Strong Badia, prepare to cough up your ancient mysteries! ''{digs}'' Whoa dang! Hey, it's one of my cool ideas for Teen Girl Squad! Drawn on an apparently somewhat metallic notecard...
	===Sign===		===Sign===
	:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{first time only}'' This is the sign that totally notifies all trespassers that they have officially entered Strong Badia: The place where the tropical breezes blow...in theory.		:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{first time only}'' This is the sign that totally notifies all trespassers that they have officially entered Strong Badia: The place where the tropical breezes blow...in theory.
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	===Photo Booth Entry===		===Photo Booth Entry===
	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm. I wonder what's going on behind this curtain...		:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm. I wonder what's going on behind this curtain...
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{enters the photo booth}'' Woah, this place is way roomier on the inside, it's like it distorts time and space.. ''{walks to the left, revealing that the wall is cut away and open space lies on behind it}'' oh, hi space.	+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{enters the photo booth}'' Whoa, this place is way roomier on the inside, it's like it distorts time and space... ''{walks to the left, revealing that the wall is cut away and open space lies on behind it}'' Oh, hi, space.
		+
	===Photo Booth Exit===		===Photo Booth Exit===
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's enough modelling for today.	+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's enough modeling for today.
	:{{short hr}}		:{{short hr}}
	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Chatcha' on the flipside, The Cheat!		:'''STRONG BAD:''' Chatcha' on the flipside, The Cheat!
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	==Whale==		==Whale==
		+	''The whale always says the applicable lines in order.''
-	:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Whoo-hooo!	+	:''Only before the Homestar head is received''
-	:{{short hr}}	+	:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' You can't get ahead until you get a head.
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' How zen...whale zen!
		+	:{{short hr}}
		+	:''Only before the Homestar head is received''
		+	:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Sever your head, please. It's the greatest day.
		+	:{{short hr}}
	:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Welcome to Blubb-O's!		:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Welcome to Blubb-O's!
	:{{short hr}}		:{{short hr}}
		+	:''Only after getting the full Homestar costume, but before the first race''
		+	:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Please drive through to the athletic field for your bag of buttkick.
		+	:{{short hr}}
		+	:''Only after the race, but before reading the Total Load spam''
		+	:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' You never call, you never write...
		+	:{{short hr}}
		+	:''Only after reading the confirmation of the Total Load shipment, but before receiving the Total Load''
		+	:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' And now, a promotion...
		+	:'''BUBS:''' Come on down to Bubs Concession Stand, everybodys. We got all that and then some.
		+	:{{short hr}}
		+	:''Only before giving Homestar the onion''
		+	:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' A typical [[Fhqwhgads|Fhqwhgad]] can go for weeks without showering!
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Fascinating!
		+	:{{short hr}}
		+	:''Only before the first race''
		+	:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' We request happy green time!
		+	:{{short hr}}
	:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' For a new dynamic, please drive through!		:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' For a new dynamic, please drive through!
	:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not through with the old one yet!		:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not through with the old one yet!
	:{{short hr}}		:{{short hr}}
		+	:''Only after the first race''
	:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Would you like monkeys with that?		:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Would you like monkeys with that?
	:'''STRONG BAD:''' No. No I would not.		:'''STRONG BAD:''' No. No I would not.
	:{{short hr}}		:{{short hr}}
		+	:''Only after the first race, but before winning the race''
		+	:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' "Nurer" spelled backwards is "rerun."
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Deep... Deeply stupid.
		+	:{{short hr}}
	:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Special orders can be upsetting.		:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Special orders can be upsetting.
	:{{short hr}}		:{{short hr}}
		+	:''Only after the first race, but before attaching the balloons to the heavy lourde''
		+	:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Lighten up, jumpy jumperson.
		+	:{{short hr}}
		+	:''Only after the first race, but before putting the Jela-Ton in the pool''
		+	:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Blubb-O Incorporated advocates a balanced diet of Blubb-O's fish products and Fluffy-Puff Jela-Ton(tm) flavored gelatin, made from 100% genuine powdered whale fat.
		+	:{{short hr}}
	:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Please smile for the Blubb-O's satellite camera!		:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Please smile for the Blubb-O's satellite camera!
	:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{seen from high up}'' ''{camera shutter sound}'' What the-?		:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{seen from high up}'' ''{camera shutter sound}'' What the-?
	:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Thank you!		:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Thank you!
	:{{short hr}}		:{{short hr}}
-	:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' In the event of a firestorm, the salad bar will remain open.	+	:''Only after the first race, but before Coach Z disqualifies Pom Pom''
-	:{{short hr}}	+
-	:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' I've got your nostrum right here.	+
-	:{{short hr}}	+
-	:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' When the End Times come, we will all dance the Conga of the Apocalypse.	+
-	:{{short hr}}	+
-	:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' If you are dissatisfied with our service, please accept our invitation to bite me.	+
-	:{{short hr}}	+
	:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' We've eliminated the competition, now it's your turn!		:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' We've eliminated the competition, now it's your turn!
	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yikes!		:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yikes!
	:{{short hr}}		:{{short hr}}
		+	:''Only after the first race, but before reading the Total Load spam''
		+	:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' We can't come to the whale right now... we're reading our fan mail.
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' The whale gets fan mail? That's my racket!
		+	:{{short hr}}
		+	:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' In the event of a firestorm, the salad bar will remain open.
		+	:{{short hr}}
		+	:''Only after the first race, but before Marzipan makes up with Homestar''
	:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Will you be my candy-colored valentine?		:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Will you be my candy-colored valentine?
	:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't think so.		:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't think so.
	:{{short hr}}		:{{short hr}}
		+	:''Only after the first race, but before Marzipan makes up with Homestar''
	:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Always double-down with a king in the hole.		:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Always double-down with a king in the hole.
	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, thanks for the tip!		:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, thanks for the tip!
	:{{short hr}}		:{{short hr}}
-	:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' "Nurer" spelled backwards is "rerun."	+	:''Only in Extended Play''
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Deep... Deeply stupid.	+	:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' I've got your nostrum right here.
		+	:{{short hr}}
		+	:''Only after the first race''
		+	:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' When the End Times come, we will all dance the Conga of the Apocalypse.
		+	:{{short hr}}
		+	:''Only in Extended Play''
		+	:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' If you are dissatisfied with our service, please accept our invitation to bite me.
	:{{short hr}}		:{{short hr}}
-	:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Lighten up, jumpy jumperson.	+	:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Whoo-hooo!
-	:{{short hr}}	+
-	:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' And now, a promotion...	+
-	:'''BUBS''' Come on down to Bubs Concession Stand, everybodys. We got all that and then some.	+
-	:{{short hr}}	+
-	:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Blubb-O Incorpoarted advocates a balanced diet of Blubb-O's fish products and Fluffy-Puff Jela-Ton(tm) flavored gelatin, made from 100% genuine powdered whale fat.	+
-	:{{short hr}}	+
-	:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Severe you leg please, it's the greatest day.	+
	==The Stick==		==The Stick==

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Revision as of 01:54, 14 August 2018

Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from The Field in Homestar Ruiner.

On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.

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A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.

Contents 1 Bubs' Concession Stand 1.1 Box 1.2 Sign 1.3 When entering the scene 1.4 When leaving the scene 1.5 Bubs 1.6 Bubs → Bubs 1.7 Bubs → Bubs → Angel 1.8 Bubs → Bubs → Devil 1.9 Bubs → Candy 1.10 Bubs → Hedge Shears 1.11 Bubs → Total Load 1.12 Bubs → Snake Boxer 1.13 Bubs → Cancel 1.14 Candy → Bubs 2 Strong Badia 2.1 Dirt Pile 2.2 Flag 2.3 Shovel → Treasure Marker 2.4 Sign 2.5 Treasure Marker 2.6 Tire 3 Cool Car 3.1 Cool Car 3.2 Shovel → Cool Car 4 Photo Booth 4.1 Photo Booth Entry 4.2 Photo Booth Exit 4.3 The Cheat 4.4 Box 5 Whale 6 The Stick 6.1 The Stick 6.2 Brick Wall 6.3 Hedge 6.3.1 Hedge 6.3.2 Hedge Shears → Hedge

Bubs' Concession Stand

Box

STRONG BAD: {first time} Box peering guy— hey! {finds a Snake Boxer V manual page}

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STRONG BAD: {each time thereafter} Nothin'. Guess this isn't one of those infinitely-replenishable boxes like you see in video games. You know, like with a health pack or some shields.

Sign

STRONG BAD: Bubs' Concession Stand is our one-stop shopping center-slash repair shop-slash internet provider. If I ever had any money, I'd probably buy something.

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STRONG BAD: Yup, the concession stand is still there.

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STRONG BAD: I don't know why they call it a concession stand. Bubs never conceded anything in his whole miserable gigantic-mark-up life!

When entering the scene

BUBS: Hey, hey hey! Step right up and trade your money for some stuff!

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BUBS: Wanna buy something? Everybody wanna buy something!

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BUBS: Hey, You! With the face!

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{only when the shipment of Total Load is available}

BUBS: Hey, Strong Bad, I got something for ya!

When leaving the scene

BUBS: Tell your friends!

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BUBS: See ya later, customator!

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BUBS: Come back soon!

Bubs

STRONG BAD: Bubs!

BUBS: Strong Bad, shouldn't you be beating the snot out of Homestar or something?

STRONG BAD: How do you know about that?

BUBS: I'm your internet provider man. I read all your email!

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STRONG BAD: Bubs!

BUBS: Strong Bad!

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As Homestar Runner, first time only

STRONG BAD: {imitating Homestar] Good afternoon, Bubs. It is I, Homestar.

BUBS: Hey there, Strong Bad!

STRONG BAD: {surprised} But-but how did you know it's me?

BUBS: I use giant mascot costumes to sell everything from baby wipes to tropical cruises- I got a nose for these things!

STRONG BAD: Oh yeah! That dancing gorilla with the jet pack totally got me to buy that term life insurance from you.

BUBS: Case and pernt!

Bubs → Bubs

STRONG BAD: How's the fast paced world of concession stand, um, standing?

BUBS: Bizness is biz-nasty!

Bubs → Bubs → Angel

STRONG BAD: Have you lost weight?

BUBS: I sure have! This green stripe here is actually one of them weight loss jiggle belts. Want one?

STRONG BAD: Um, no. Thanks for implyin' that I'm fat, though.

BUBS: Hey, no problem!

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STRONG BAD: The stand's looking great, Bubs!

BUBS: Ain't it though! I had three new coats of bug spray put on the walls last week.

STRONG BAD: I thought I smelled carcinogens!

BUBS: That means it's working!

Bubs → Bubs → Devil

STRONG BAD: Good grief, Bubs, you've really let yourself go.

BUBS: Hey man, I've got a glandular problem!

STRONG BAD: More like a gravy boat problem...

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STRONG BAD: Man, Bubs, when are you gonna fix up this dump?

BUBS: I suppose you could do better?

STRONG BAD: Strong Sad could do better... with one arm tied behind his back... and one of them black hostage baggies over his head...

STRONG SAD: {pokes out from the side of the concession stand, wearing one of them black hostage baggies over his head} I'm here for all your concessionary needs...

BUBS: Now that's just ignorant, mean, and only mostly true, Strong Bad.

Bubs → Candy

Before picking up any Coupons

STRONG BAD: You have any candy? It's a long story.

BUBS: Do I have any candy? Candy makes up over 900 percent of my gross profits! I got chocolate candy, vanilla candy, tainted candy, real candy, pretend candy...

STRONG BAD: Got any free candy?

BUBS: Free?! Who do ya think I am? Some kinda Don't-Charge-Anything-For-Candy mandy?

STRONG BAD: Um, yes?

BUBS: You're right! I've been giving away free candy coupons all day over at the track! I bet you can still find some there before the squirrels get 'em.

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After picking up Coupons; the same response is received for using the Coupon on Bubs

STRONG BAD: Hook me up with some of the delicious free candy, Bubs!

BUBS: Awesome!

STRONG BAD: Mmmmm, ChocoOpps! ... What the crap are ChocoOpps?

BUBS: Chocolate-covered organic packing peanuts!

STRONG BAD: Chocolate-covered organic packing peanuts?! What kind of candy is that?

BUBS: The kind of candy that I give away to people for free, dummy!

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STRONG BAD: I'll take another box of ChocoOpps, my good man.

BUBS: What happened to the last one I gave you?

STRONG BAD: I, um, threw it down a hole.

BUBS: Hey, why didn't I think of that? Here! Feel free to throw this one down a hole, too!

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STRONG BAD: Another box?

BUBS: Aroo got it!

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STRONG BAD: I'll take another box of ChocoOpps, my good man.

BUBS: What happened to the last one I gave you?

STRONG BAD: I, um, threw it down a hole.

BUBS: Here!

STRONG BAD: Really?

BUBS: Yeah, that stuff's really starting to stink up the joint.

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STRONG BAD: Funny thing about that candy—

BUBS: Another hole?

STRONG BAD: They're like, everywhere!

BUBS: Here!

STRONG BAD: Thanks, Bubs.

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STRONG BAD: Another candy?

BUBS: Here ya go!

Bubs → Hedge Shears

STRONG BAD: Marzipan sent me to pick up her hedge shears.

BUBS: She did? Well that's just awesome! I've got 'em all fixed up and ready to go!

STRONG BAD: Whoa, these are pretty sweet!

BUBS: You said it! I've totally rebuilt them with my patented Gyroscopic Ocho-Track Blade Action and passenger side airbag! Guaranteed to shave a shrub smoother than a baby's bottom!

STRONG BAD: These are way too cool for Marzipan... I think I'll give 'em a test drive or ten before I give 'em back to her.

Bubs → Total Load

Before the shipment has arrived

STRONG BAD: Has my order of Total Load Total Body Fitness Energy Enhancement Powder arrived yet?

BUBS: Total Load? Nope.

STRONG BAD: That total-ly sucks!

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STRONG BAD: Any sign of my Total Load Total Body Fitness Enhancement Powder yet?

BUBS: Nope.

STRONG BAD: Grr. I'm starting to question my policy of responding to random spam.

When the shipment has arrived

STRONG BAD: Has my shipment of Total Load Total Body Fitness Energy Enhancement Powder shown up yet?

BUBS: Total Load? Nope.

STRONG BAD: What? That's so—

BUBS: Oh, wait, here it is!

STRONG BAD: All right! Total Load, the Total Body Fitness Energy Enhancement Powder used by all my favorite disgraced athletes!

Bubs → Snake Boxer

STRONG BAD: Please tell me you've got my Snake Boxer 5 Manual...

BUBS: Snake what now?

STRONG BAD: Aaaaaah!

BUBS: Oh, Snake Boxer 5! Here ya go!

Bubs → Cancel

STRONG BAD: Gotta run, bye!

BUBS: Come back soon. We're always awesome!

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STRONG BAD: Smell ya later, Bubs!

BUBS: Stay gold, Strong Bad.

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STRONG BAD: So long, Bubs!

BUBS: So long, people!

Candy → Bubs

{first time only}

STRONG BAD: This candy's a rip-off, Bubs! I want a refund!

BUBS: A refund? You didn't pay anything for it!

STRONG BAD: But it's stinking up my inventory!

BUBS: Your inventory? What about MY inventory? I've got 300 boxes of that stuff smellin' up my back room!

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STRONG BAD: Want some ChocoOpps?

BUBS: Get that thing out of my face!

Strong Badia

Dirt Pile

STRONG BAD: That empty hole reminds me of Homestar's giant hollow head.

Flag

STRONG BAD: Ah, the Strong Badian Flag... or Old Snakes and Tires and Knives and... Brown. As the colonists used to call it.

Shovel → Treasure Marker

STRONG BAD: All right, Strong Badia, prepare to cough up your ancient mysteries! {digs} Whoa dang! Hey, it's one of my cool ideas for Teen Girl Squad! Drawn on an apparently somewhat metallic notecard...

Sign

STRONG BAD: {first time only} This is the sign that totally notifies all trespassers that they have officially entered Strong Badia: The place where the tropical breezes blow...in theory.

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STRONG BAD: "Strong Badia. Population: Tire." Truer words were never hastily spray-painted.

Treasure Marker

STRONG BAD: That's one of my Taranchula Black Metal Detector ball markers, used to keep track of where potential buried treasure is — buried.

Tire

STRONG BAD: {first time only} Hail, First Citizen Tire. How fair things in the glorious Republic of Strong Badia?

{camera slowly zooms in on the tire}

STRONG BAD: Very good. Carry on then.

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STRONG BAD: You ever get lonely, Tire? I oughta get you an old rusty tailpipe to spend your twilight years with.

Cool Car

Cool Car

STRONG BAD: This is our go to vehicle for pretend high speed chases, pretend road trips, and oh so real make out sessions.

Shovel → Cool Car

First time

STRONG BAD: {uses the shovel to pry open the hood} {grunting} Ahh! Hey what's this? Oh, so that's where I left cool idea for Teen Girl Squad note card! Boy are those girls gonna get something'd now.

Subsequent times

STRONG BAD: Nah, If I scratch the finish anymore, Bubs will get all cheesed off.

Photo Booth

Photo Booth Entry

STRONG BAD: Hmm. I wonder what's going on behind this curtain...

STRONG BAD: {enters the photo booth} Whoa, this place is way roomier on the inside, it's like it distorts time and space... {walks to the left, revealing that the wall is cut away and open space lies on behind it} Oh, hi, space.

Photo Booth Exit

STRONG BAD: That's enough modeling for today.

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STRONG BAD: Chatcha' on the flipside, The Cheat!

The Cheat

THE CHEAT: Mrhms mhersmr meh?

STRONG BAD: Yeah I want my picture taken!

THE CHEAT: Merzhe mhr mer zhe megr. Mzhr zhemr merzhsma. Mrhzer zheme rhemerzema. Mrhmeh merh meh zmeh ...

STRONG: BAD: Hang on, I'm gonna need some help. The Paper, take a note! {The Paper comes down, containing instructions for using the photo booth}

Box

STRONG BAD: I wonder if there's something under— Yes!

STRONG BAD: So that's where I left my Data Boys polo shirt! I better stow that in my, um, virtual photo booth wardrobe for safe keeping.

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{after having gotten the shirt}

STRONG BAD: Nothin'. You disappoint me, box.

Whale

The whale always says the applicable lines in order.

Only before the Homestar head is received

DRIVE-THRU WHALE: You can't get ahead until you get a head.

STRONG BAD: How zen...whale zen!

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Only before the Homestar head is received

DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Sever your head, please. It's the greatest day.

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DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Welcome to Blubb-O's!

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Only after getting the full Homestar costume, but before the first race

DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Please drive through to the athletic field for your bag of buttkick.

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Only after the race, but before reading the Total Load spam

DRIVE-THRU WHALE: You never call, you never write...

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Only after reading the confirmation of the Total Load shipment, but before receiving the Total Load

DRIVE-THRU WHALE: And now, a promotion...

BUBS: Come on down to Bubs Concession Stand, everybodys. We got all that and then some.

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Only before giving Homestar the onion

DRIVE-THRU WHALE: A typical Fhqwhgad can go for weeks without showering!

STRONG BAD: Fascinating!

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Only before the first race

DRIVE-THRU WHALE: We request happy green time!

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DRIVE-THRU WHALE: For a new dynamic, please drive through!

STRONG BAD: I'm not through with the old one yet!

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Only after the first race

DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Would you like monkeys with that?

STRONG BAD: No. No I would not.

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Only after the first race, but before winning the race

DRIVE-THRU WHALE: "Nurer" spelled backwards is "rerun."

STRONG BAD: Deep... Deeply stupid.

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DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Special orders can be upsetting.

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Only after the first race, but before attaching the balloons to the heavy lourde

DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Lighten up, jumpy jumperson.

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Only after the first race, but before putting the Jela-Ton in the pool

DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Blubb-O Incorporated advocates a balanced diet of Blubb-O's fish products and Fluffy-Puff Jela-Ton(tm) flavored gelatin, made from 100% genuine powdered whale fat.

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DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Please smile for the Blubb-O's satellite camera!

STRONG BAD: {seen from high up} {camera shutter sound} What the-?

DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Thank you!

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Only after the first race, but before Coach Z disqualifies Pom Pom

DRIVE-THRU WHALE: We've eliminated the competition, now it's your turn!

STRONG BAD: Yikes!

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Only after the first race, but before reading the Total Load spam

DRIVE-THRU WHALE: We can't come to the whale right now... we're reading our fan mail.

STRONG BAD: The whale gets fan mail? That's my racket!

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DRIVE-THRU WHALE: In the event of a firestorm, the salad bar will remain open.

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Only after the first race, but before Marzipan makes up with Homestar

DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Will you be my candy-colored valentine?

STRONG BAD: I don't think so.

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Only after the first race, but before Marzipan makes up with Homestar

DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Always double-down with a king in the hole.

STRONG BAD: Hey, thanks for the tip!

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Only in Extended Play

DRIVE-THRU WHALE: I've got your nostrum right here.

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Only after the first race

DRIVE-THRU WHALE: When the End Times come, we will all dance the Conga of the Apocalypse.

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Only in Extended Play

DRIVE-THRU WHALE: If you are dissatisfied with our service, please accept our invitation to bite me.

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DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Whoo-hooo!

The Stick

The Stick

STRONG BAD: It's The Stick! {fanfare}

STRONG BAD: Keep on sticking it out, sticky.

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STRONG BAD: It's The Stick! {fanfare}

STRONG BAD: And, that's about all there is.

Brick Wall

STRONG BAD: Hi, pointless wall! {high pitched, covering mouth} Hi, Strong Bad!

Hedge

Hedge

Before trimming

STRONG BAD: Jeez, that hedge looks like it has been beat about the face with an ugly stick. Not you The Stick. You're beautiful, man.

After trimming

STRONG BAD: Behold, the Flying V! I'd shred up some squeedlies right now, but my furious fists might catch the hedge on fire.

Hedge Shears → Hedge

STRONG BAD: This hedge is the disease... and I'm the placebo... {trims the hedge into the shape of a Gibson Flying V} Now that's a hedge I'd be proud to accompany to the Sadie Hawkins dance!

Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People
Produced by Telltale Games and Videlectrix
Promotional Media	Strong Bad Gameways, Advertisement, Gameplay Trailer, Tech Demo, Dev Blog, Workin' on the Game, Behind The Bad (1, 2, 3), Make a Scene with Telltale: Strong Bad Edition, Collector's DVD, Interviews
All Episodes	Tutorial, WiiWare Intros
Episode 1: Homestar Ruiner	Gameplay: Walkthrough, Snake Boxer 5, Teen Girl Squad Responses: House of Strong, Marzipan's, K.o.T. Castle, The Track, The Field Promotional Media: Homestar at the Track, Around the Field, Behind The Bad Chapter 1: The New Hire Songs: Handle My Style, Fluffy Puff Jela-ton, Showdown
Episode 2: Strong Badia the Free	Gameplay: Walkthrough, Math Kickers, Cave Girl Squad, Maps and Minions Various: Countries, Homsartifacts Responses: Bleak House, The Field, Homsar Reservation, Pompomerania, Country, Marzistar, The Castle Promotional Media: Gameplay Trailer Songs: Justice Combo Meal
Episode 3: Baddest of the Bands	Gameplay: Walkthrough, Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey, Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen Various: Bands Responses: House of Strong, The Field, Marzipan's, Club Technochocolate, The Track, Battle of the Bands stages Promotional Media: Gameplay Trailer, Behind The Bad Chapter 2: The Heist, Promo, baddestofthebands.com Songs: Food-Related Love, Cool Tapes songs, Other songs
Episode 4: Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective	Gameplay: Walkthrough, Space Circus Catastrophe Responses: Smoky Office, Brainblow City, Strongborneo, Secret Lab, Catacombs, Old Club, Cutesy's House, World Locations, The Sun Promotional Media: Dangeresque: Puppet Squad, Gameplay Clips, Mini-Site Songs: Today is Alright 4 2Nite
Episode 5: 8-Bit is Enough	Gameplay: Walkthrough, Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder, Redcoat Ghost Patrol, Trogdor's 3D-Ungeon Various: Character Variations, Spirits of '76, Halfathlon Responses: House of Strong, The Field, Crates, Videlectrix Mainframe, Halfathlon, Gel-Arshie's Backstage, Stinkoman 20X6, Peasantry Promotional Media: Behind The Bad Chapter 3: The Last Straw