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[[Image:Haiku.png|thumb|right|Pray he doesn't get egged.]]
[[Image:Haiku.png|thumb|right|Pray he doesn't get egged.]]
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A '''[[Wikipedia:haiku|haiku]]''' is a popular form of poetry that consists of three lines: The first being five syllables long, the second being seven syllables long, and the third being five again.<br />
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A '''[[Wikipedia:haiku|haiku]]''' is a popular form of poetry that consists of three lines: The first being five syllables long, the second being seven syllables long, and the third being five again.
A few characters have recited one, most notably [[Strong Sad]]. [[Strong Bad]] has recited a few, despite once saying he didn't know what they were.
A few characters have recited one, most notably [[Strong Sad]]. [[Strong Bad]] has recited a few, despite once saying he didn't know what they were.
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I thought you would enjoy it.<br>
I thought you would enjoy it.<br>
Ding dong, Dear Strong Bad...</blockquote>
Ding dong, Dear Strong Bad...</blockquote>
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:*On January 27, 2019, the [[@StrongBadActual]] Twitter account [[twitter:StrongBadActual/status/1089517246475579393|revealed]] that this haiku was unintentional.
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:*On January 27, 2019, the [[@StrongBadActual]] Twitter account [[twitter:StrongBadActual/status/1089517246475579393|claimed]] that this haiku was unintentional.
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] &mdash; August 5, 2004 post
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] &mdash; August 5, 2004 post

Revision as of 00:24, 1 February 2019

Pray he doesn't get egged.

A haiku is a popular form of poetry that consists of three lines: The first being five syllables long, the second being seven syllables long, and the third being five again.

A few characters have recited one, most notably Strong Sad. Strong Bad has recited a few, despite once saying he didn't know what they were.

Appearances

So cool an email.
I thought you would enjoy it.
Ding dong, Dear Strong Bad...
Broken slouchiness,
Smiling from outside the spine,
Sit up straight for once.
This night. Black as pitch.
Doom from inside me wells up.
Pray I don't get egged.
Rapping at the door.
Fills up agèd pillow case.
So sick of Smarties.
A butt for a face.
Little brother: dork, dork, dork.
Stay out of my room.
Computer over?
Virus equals very yes?!
That's not a good prize!
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