HRWiki:Sandbox
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The Sandbox is an HRWiki namespace page designed for testing and experimenting with wiki syntax. Feel free to try your skills at formatting here: click on edit, make your changes, and click 'Save page' when you are finished. Content added here will not stay permanently. If you need help editing, see Help:Editing.
The Sandbox is an HRWiki namespace page designed for testing and experimenting with wiki syntax. Feel free to try your skills at formatting here: click on edit, make your changes, and click 'Save page' when you are finished. Content added here will not stay permanently. If you need help editing, see Help:Editing.
FOR
PEDRO,
YO!
And thankfully, the half-time'll be ANY time now, meaning we can see what The Brothers Chaps have been up to...
BTW, who's Pedro? --Shadow Hog 17:40, 6 Feb 2005 (MST)
I do. :) ~Ribo
The top and the bottom are cut off. Other that that, it's grand!
yay! sandbox! anyway, what's the best game on the site? personally, i like awexome cross myself.
wot orful spellin!
But really. Has anyone else noticed how big Homestar's underbite is on the HRWiki logo to the left? Maybe it's just me, but it always seems to be juuust too big.
I made up a word. It is Squilfabenganinkf. The last syllable people have trouble pronouncing. Don't forget the K. It means thankyou. Squilfabenganinkf for your time.
Awesome Sauce
No sauce is awesomer that me. KEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYBOARRRD.
NOT TONIGHT HE DOESN'T! COME! IN THE NIGHT! TROGDOR!
A succesfull ploy at Austin Powers,
Allow myself to introduce...myself.
"HILL-ARIOUS"
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So many tubes...
Paper Mario Party
Paper Mario Party
By mathgrant
Starring:
Paper Mario: Mario, transformed into a piece of paper.
Paper Luigi: Luigi, transformed into a piece of paper.
Paper Peach: Peach, transformed into a piece of paper.
Paper Wario: Do I need to explain this one to you?
Paper Toad: Notice a pattern here?
Now, on with the story!
Paper Toad: Let's play Mario Party!
Paper Luigi: All right!
Paper Peach: Yeah! Peachie's got it!
Paper Mario: All right! (jumps up in the air)
Paper Wario: Hey Mario, how did you learn to flutter down like a piece of paper like that?
Paper Peach: Yeah, where'd you learn that?
Paper Toad: Maybe he is a piece of paper...
Paper Mario: What?! I'm a piece of paper?
Paper Wario: Hey, I'm a piece of paper too! Waaah!
Paper Luigi: Everyone's a piece of paper!
Paper Toad: Oh well, let's play!
Paper Mario: I don't wanna. What if I get Pedal Power? It won't make sense to defeat a paper ghost by pedaling a light on.
Paper Toad: All right, we'll play Mario Party 2 instead!
Paper Everyone Else: YEAH!
Meanwhile, in Paper Bowser Land...
Paper Bowser: Koopalings, I have a problem. Whenever I jump, I don't shake the ground as much, and I fall much slower. What's wrong?
Paper Lemmy: Well, King Dad, all I know is that you look very thin, like a piece of paper.
Paper Roy: Yeah, like a piece of paper!
Sonic the Hedgehog: Wow, I suddenly show up for no apparent reason!
Paper Ludwig: According to my calculations, you are a piece of paper.
Paper Bowser: You think so? How can I be sure?
Paper Larry: Well, you could try cutting your claws off with my scissors.
Paper Bowser: Ok, I will. (gets the scissors and cuts his claws off) AAAAAH! I am a piece of paper! Quick, get the Super Glue!
Paper Ludwig: Ok, if I can find it.
Twenty minutes later:
Paper Iggy: Hurry up! Mario and the gang are coming!
Paper Ludwig: Ah, here's the Super Glue. Catch, King Dad!
Paper Bowser: I got it! Now I'm gluing my claws back on!
Paper Mario and his gang arrives.
Paper Bowser: So, you came to defeat me, eh?
Paper Toad: No, we came to play Mario Party 2 on Bowser Land!
Paper Bowser: Oh, you did? Well, first I'll need to kidnap you, Toad, so...
Paper Toad: AAAAAH!!!
Paper Bowser: Now go to the start area, where Baby Bowser is waiting!
At the start area...
Paper Wario: Quit pressing A, I need to know what Baby Bowser is saying!
Paper Peach: I don't care, I just wanna play!
Paper Wario: Please?!
Paper Peach: NO!
Paper Wario: WAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Paper Baby Bowser: Now we need to hit dice blocks to see who goes first!
They hit their Dice Blocks, and slips of paper fall out.
Paper Baby Bowser: What does yours say, Mario?
Paper Mario: It says, "07 10 29 40 44 49".
Paper Baby Bowser: Huh?
Paper Mario: And on the other side, "Have you had your reality check today? Don't worry, it's in the mail.".
Paper Luigi: Uh, these slips look like they came out of fortune cookies...
Paper Baby Bowser: Well, if you refuse to reveal your numbers, then I'll determine turn order myself! Peach first, Mario second, Wario third, and Luigi last. Now on to the game...
Twenty boring turns later...
Paper Peach: WHAT?! It's been twenty turns and it still wants me to hit the dice block? How unfair!
Paper Wario: Don't you remember? The game was set to Full Play, 50 turns. We still have 30 turns left.
Paper Peach: Oh, right. Thanks.
30 more boring turns later...
Paper Toad: Now that the game's over, we shall see how many Stars you all have. Peach has 7, Mario has 5, Wario has 1, and Luigi has 6.
Luigi: But didn't I have 8 Stars just a second ago?
Paper Toad: But you spent two Stars to transform from paper form back to human form, remember?
Luigi: Oh.
Paper Waluigi: Waaagh! Why am I not in this story? Everyone knows I'm the best Mario Character!!
Paper Toad: Now to announce the Bonus Stars! The Mini-Game Star goes to whoever won the most Coins in Mini-Games.
Paper Wario: We know that! You don't have to explain all the time!
Paper Peach: I thought we didn't have the Bonus Setting on!
Paper Toad: Now, you're not expecting me to fall for that again, are you? The Mini-Game Star award goes to...
Paper Mario: Hey! Aren't you supposed to announce how many Coins we have next?
Paper Toad: That's right! But everyone has zero coins, so we can now announce the Bonus Stars! Mario gets the Mini-Game Star!
Paper Mario: Mama mia!
Paper Toad: Now the Coin Star award! It goes to... Luigi!
Luigi: Yahoo!
Paper Toad: Finally, the Happening Star goes to... Mario!
Mario: MAMA MIA!
Paper Toad: Hey, Mario, you just transformed back to human form too?
Mario: Yes, I did!
Paper Toad: Well, since the game's over, we won't charge you two Stars for it.
Mario: THANK YOU!
Paper Toad: Since we have a tie, we will use the Dice Blocks, which fortunately have transformed back also. Peach got a 4-
Paper Peach: I'm still made out of paper!
Paper Toad: Sorry. Paper Peach got a 4, Paper Mario-
Mario: But I'm not made of paper anymore!
Paper Toad: Oops. Paper Peach got a 4, Mario got an 8, and Luigi-
Paper Luigi: Hey, I just turned back into paper! I want a refund!
Paper Toad: Sorry, no refunds. Paper Peach got a 4, Mario got an 8, and Paper Luigi got a 10! Paper Luigi wins!
The End
Oh, this is the best Sandbox ever! Thank you, 16!
This article is a super stub. Actually, it's still only a stub, but putting the word super in front of something instantly makes it 10,000 times cooler. Anywho, you can help the Homestar Runner Wiki by expanding it, but this is just the sandbox. Who flippin' cares?
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