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(It looks like the only reason paper towels aren't on Towels is because the page's creator didn't want them there. I don't see a problem with them being on the same page.)
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[[File:Gross Towel.PNG|thumb|The rarest and most powerful kind.]]
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<blockquote>'''''MIKE:''' That towel&mdash; Coach Z and gross towels&mdash; it's been a pretty recent&mdash; in the last year or so, there's been a few references to&mdash;''<br>
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'''''MATT:''' Yeah.''<br>
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'''''MIKE:''' &mdash;towels hasn't there?''
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:&mdash; [[Mike Chapman]], [[DNA Evidence#Commentary Transcript|DNA Evidence DVD commentary]]</blockquote>
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Despite almost never being used for cleaning things, '''towels''' nonetheless continue to be mentioned and used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]].
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==Appearances==
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*[[In Search of the Yello Dello]] &mdash; The [[showering]] [[alien]]'s towel falls off.
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*[[Main Page 14]] &mdash; [[Homestar Runner]] appears, dressed in nothing but a towel.
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*[[Where's The Cheat?]] &mdash; After tearfully "confessing" to killing [[Pom Pom]] in a prank call, [[Strong Bad]] (as Homestar) requests that [[Marzipan]] "bring some towels... And some garbage bags".
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*Email [[suntan]] &mdash; Strong Bad sunbathes on a towel with a tiger on it.
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*[[Halloween Fairstival]] &mdash; A drippy towel is among the horrifying objects in [[Coach Z's locker room]].
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*Email [[secret recipes]] &mdash; [[The Cheat]] wears a towel to hide the fact that he's been shaven.
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*Email [[trading cards]] &mdash; Coach Z is shown wearing a towel on the "[[Showering]] Expert" [[Trading Cards|card]].
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*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] &mdash; Coach Z makes a Decemberween tree out of towels, [[underwear]], and [[Blue Star Ointment]]. Homestar wears a towel around his neck.
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*[[DNA Evidence]] &mdash; [[Coach Z]] (as [[Damp Towel Man]]) collects a gross towel from the [[House of the Brothers Strong]].
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*Email [[concert]] &mdash; Strong Bad and [[Strong Sad]] wear towels on their heads while in the [[mud baths]].
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*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]] &mdash; [[Cheerleader]] is killed by the towels and other equipment from the <strike>Towel Boy</strike> Team Manager's cart.
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*[[The Next Epi-Snowed]] &mdash; [[Gunhaver]] is shown wearing a towel.
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*[[Strong Badia the Free]] &mdash; Strong Bad uses [[Strong Mad]]'s "athletic region towel" to construct his effigy of [[The King of Town]].
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*[[Coach Z's 110%]] &mdash; Homestar again wears a towel around his "shoulders".
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==Paper Towels==
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*[[Shopping For Danger]] &mdash; [[Blue Laser]] goes shopping at [[Price Style]] to purchase [[WIPE!]] brand paper towels.
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*Paper towel tubes have been used in the construction of [[The Proud Anselmo]] in [[space program]] and the [[USS Flirtini]] in [[Date Nite]].
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*Email [[bottom 10]] &mdash; At the end of the e-mail, Strong Bad asks Simone to bring some paper towels to help him clean his own [[puke]] off the keyboard.
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*Email [[licensed]] &mdash; [[Biscuitdoughhandsman]] licenses his likeness to use on paper towel rolls.
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*[[Hremails]] &mdash; The automated response that came from e-mailing DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com address was "Oh, hello everyone! For some unknown reason I'm getting this big cavalcanche of emails all of the sudden. They're filling up the basement and I'm running out of paper towels!"
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*[[Decemberween Dangeresque]] &mdash; [[Dangeresque]] insists that [[Hot Jones]] is always placed on the shelf between the paper towels and the black [[beans]].
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Revision as of 18:35, 28 July 2019

Towels

The rarest and most powerful kind.
MIKE: That towel— Coach Z and gross towels— it's been a pretty recent— in the last year or so, there's been a few references to—
MATT: Yeah.
MIKE: —towels hasn't there?
Mike Chapman, DNA Evidence DVD commentary
Despite almost never being used for cleaning things, towels nonetheless continue to be mentioned and used in the Homestar Runner universe.

Appearances

Paper Towels

[[Category:Items]][[Category:Object running gags]]

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