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This here is Mona Pizza!
Makers of the world's best eatsa!
Fresh sauce and cheese galore,
Brought straight to your front door! (Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum!)

This here is Mona Pizza! (Buon giorno!)
Makers of all tasty treatsa! (Buono!)
Our pie's crispy, crunchy crust, (Bellissima!)
Leaves others in the dust. (Mamma mia!)

Grab a hot slice and take a big bite!
It's so good that you'll start a fight,
For more Mona Pizza! (I'm the manager of this joint!)
Mona Pizza! (My name is Joe!)
Mona Pizza! (It's-a pizza art!)
Mona Pizza! (I said-a pizza art!)

We represent Pizza Dinosaur!
We got the most stores in the world!
Our crust is tough and our sauce is thin,
But we're everywhere so you gotta give in!

Mona Pizza's got nothing on us,
'Cause we've got 6,000 stores plus!
Pizza Dinosaur!

Speaking of pizza, check these red-"X"-boxes out!

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|align="center"|Mona Pizza's pizza
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|align="right"|'''<span style="color:#F00">X</span>'''
|align="center"|Pizza Dinosaur's pizza
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|align="right"|'''<span style="color:#F00">X</span>'''
|align="center"|Which will ''you'' choose?
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<small><small><small>Everything on this page was a paid advertisement brought to you in part by the <br> Administration of Pizza for Americans and Mexicans and Canadians (also known as the A.P.A.M.C.)</small></small></small>





<big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big>'''''PIZZA!!!'''''</big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big>






Also, this was brought to in part by Italy (the most art-y country in the world <small><small><small><small>excluding France, which, in the opinion of all smart and/or cool people, should not be a real country)</small></small></small></small>. ''Screw France!'' <small><small><small>''Bon appetite!''</small></small></small>



And, of course, NBA (not the National Basketball Association, but, rather, the National Beaurou of Assassin's <big><big><big>ESPECIALLY EZIO AUDITORE DA FIRENZE!!!</big></big></big> thank you).




Also, everything above was sarcasm. Especially the "screw france!" part. France, we have absolutely nothing against you and we hope you aren't too mad about that remark (which, of course, you aren't). Thank you, and bon oui. Bon oui to all of you.