HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 14

'''[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]''', released on March 5, 2007, is the fourteenth of a [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|series of toons]] featuring the messages left by various citizens of [[Free Country, USA]], for [[Marzipan]] to hear. In this installment, [[Homestar Runner]] leaves a message asking her about something, but he forgets what it was. Later, he calls again, remembering what it was he was calling her about: that he is sinking in quicksand and needs rescuing. [[Strong Sad]], meanwhile, invites her to join him in playing some [[Holidays#April_Fools.27_Day_.28April_1st.29|April Fool's Day]] pranks on everyone else. She also receives calls from the following: [[Coach Z]], to remind her about shin-tryouts; [[Crack Stuntman]], to object to her protesting his rallies at the organization, [[Pistols For Pandas]]; and [[Strong Bad]] (under the [[Aliases Used in Prank Calls|alias]] of "Nadine Automated Menu Burger" from "Trusted Financial Institution"), to prank call her into checking on the status of her butt. '''[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2|(more...)]]''' {{watch|answer14.html}}