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A Folky Tale

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Strong Sad spins the folky folk yarn of Saddy Dumpington.
  • toons_flash = Strong Sad tries to get out of gym class.

A Jorb Well Done

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = It's all hands on deck as Coach Z's midwestern accent begins to spiral out of control.
  • toons_flash = Coach Z's accent gets out of hand.
  • toons_old = Coach Z's accent gets out of hand. Really.
  • chinese_food = Coach Z can't talk. Witness the hilarity.

Bug In Mouth Disease

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = The good times are over when Homestar Runner swallows a bug while engaging in his signature running.
  • toons_flash = Homestar swallowed a bug?

Career Day

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Space Captainface shows Marzipan's class an educational SBASAF video about the life of a spacecaptianface.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Are aluminum foil pants a career?
  • youtube = Space Captainface stops by Career Day.

2 Part Episode: Part 1

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = There is division within the Cheat Commandos as they attempt to arrest Blue Laser.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Flashfight finally shows up!

2 Part Episode: Part 2

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Rogue mercenaries, The Topplegangers, break into the Headquarters Playset to free Blue Laser Commander.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Straight Topplegangin' y'all!
  • youtube = The Topplegangers break into the Headquarters Playset to free Blue Laser Commander.

Cool Things

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Marzipan forms a band while Homestar tries to buy yellow paint. Dripping Yellow Madness moved away in the fifth grade, for thoise keeping score at home.
  • toons_flash = Homestar writes on a wall. Bubs is closed.

Date Nite

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Homestar and Strong Bad have to team up to ruin Marzipan and The Cheat's date.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Are Marzi and Homestar finally going on a date?

DNA Evidence

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = All the dots are connected after months of build up in this explanation of the mysterious DNA evidence!
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Strong Sad gets to the bottom of this mess.

Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = The second Homestar Runner story written (but never produced) is finally animated for the 20th anniversary of the orginal storybook.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = 20th anniversary!
  • youtube = Homestar and Strong Bad discover a long-lost Homestar Runner story. They read it. That's all.

In Search of the Yello Dello

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Homestar, Strong Sad, and Pom Pom quest for a rare bird for Marzipan's birthday present. DVD-ish features and commentary!
  • toons_flash = Homestar seeks hot bird. DVD.
  • toons_old = Homestar looks for a rare, hot bird. DVD.
  • chinese_food = Same deal as with King of Town!!
  • telebision = Can Homestar catch a rare bird for Marzipan's birthday? Has Strong Bad been baking?
  • lava_lamp = [none]

Kick-A-Ball

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Homestar and Strong Bad pick teams for the big kickball game.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Fair ups, no ghostmen, full pegs, kickball!

Parsnips A-Plenty

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Parsnip soup is the order of the day in this old-timey throwback to when parsnip soup existed.
  • toons_flash = The first Homestar talkie.

Shopping For Danger

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = The Cheat Commandos must stop Blue Laser from saving money on their groceries for some reason.
  • toons_flash = Blue Laser goes shopping.

Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = When a botched heist goes wrong (is that redundant?), Strong Bad and The Cheat have to break out of jail in order to come out of retirement for one last job.
  • toons_flash = Strong Bad gets pinched.
  • toons_old = Strong Bad gets pinched. Strong Sad does Tai Chi.

Strongest Man in the World

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = The 10 year anniversarial remake/re-boot/re-imagining of the original 1996 storybook.
  • toons_flash = A re-telling of the old classic.
  • youtube = A remake of the classic Strongest Man in the World contest.

The King of Town DVD

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Homestar and Pom Pom try to locate the King of Town's lost sheep. DVD-ish bonus features and commentary.
  • toons_flash = KOT loses sleep over sheep. DVD
  • toons_old = The King has lost has sheep. DVD features!
  • chinese_food = Special edition DVD / Director's cut!!
  • telebision = The King of Town has lost his crown. No wait, I mean his sheep.
  • lava_lamp = oldest = The King of Town has lost his crown. No, wait. I mean his sheep.

The Luau

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = All kinds of stuff I remember happens when Strong Bad and Marzipan plan parties on the same day.
  • toons_flash = Marzipan and Strong Bad's parties face off.
  • toons_old = Marzipan and Strong Bad's parties face off in the squared circle.
  • chinese_food = Will anyone go to Marzipan's luau? Would you?

The Reddest Radish

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Marzipan has to outsmart cheating Strong Bad in order to win the Reddest Radish contest which is actually more like the Biggest Radish contest. If you ask me.
  • toons_flash = More like the Biggest Radish.
  • toons_old = More like the Biggest Radish if you ask me.
  • chinese_food = A vegetarian favorite! Marzipan's specialty.
  • telebision = Marzipan's got the reddest radishes in town, but will she win first prize at the annual root festival?
  • lava_lamp = [none]

Weclome Back

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = The gang talk about what they all did on their summer vacations.
  • toons_flash = What I did on my summer vacation.

Where's The Cheat?

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Strong Bad and those look for The Cheat after he stands them up at the stick. Marzipan thinks a sandwich is cute.
  • toons_flash = Strong Bad can't find the Cheat.
  • toons_old = Strong Bad can't find the Cheat. Marzipan goes nuts.
  • chinese_food = The Cheat is missing! The Cheat is missing!

Shorts


4 Gregs

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = The titular characters try to expand their comfort zone by attending a high school football game.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = The spin-off no one was asking for!
  • youtube = The 4 Gregs go to a varsity football game.

Four Gregs

Official site

  • source = toons = The Gregs attempt to infiltrate a varsity football game.

20X6 vs. 1936

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Old Timey Homestar and Stinkoman prove that all it takes is a little dancing to unite folks separated by Xty decades.
  • toons_flash = Stinkoman meets Old Timey Homestar.
  • toons_old = Worlds collide while Stinkoman is training.

79 Seconds Left

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = The Wet Knee Gumption Club is interrupted by Strong Bad's new self-imposed nickname announcement.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = HSR and Strong Sad run outta time.

500 The Cheats

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = 500 handrawn The Cheats set to a lively jingle! Which one is your fav?
  • toons_flash = Watch him shimmie and shake!

An Important Rap Song

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Crack Stuntman teaches kids about knife safety and how to have fun on spring break.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Crack Stuntman drops science.
  • youtube = Crack Stuntman delivers a two-pronged message about knife safety and spring break.
  • podstar_2006 = Crack Stuntman drops science and knife moderation.

Arcade Game

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Strong Bad does the Cheat's taxes on the Trogdor arcade cabinet.
  • toons_flash = Strong Bad gets a Trogdor arcade game.
  • toons_old = Strong Bad gets an arcade game for da basement.

Ballad of The Sneak

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Learn lots of old fashioned phraseology in this musical ode to that dapper swindler, The Sneak! Featuring DaVinci's Notebook.
  • toons_flash = #1 Summer Jam from 1936.
  • toons_old = The #1 summer jam from 1936!
  • youtube = Number one summer jam of 1936!

Best Caper Ever

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Strong Bad and The Cheat try to remember how they tricked Homestar onto a drifting ice floe in the Arctic
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Does it count if you can't remember?
  • youtube = Strong Bad tries to remember how he pulled of the best caper ever.

Blubb-O's Commercial

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = The latest offerings from Blubbo's Fast Food Establishment
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = You'll love it! If you can find it!
  • youtube = Checkout Blubbo-O's latest commercial.

Characters from Yonder Website

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = Let it all slip away and find your lost gumption with Characters from Yonder Website.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Let it all slip away...

Cheat Commandos (toon)

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Commercial for Cheat Commandos action-fun toys and weekday action-fun cartoon. Buy all our playsets and toys!
  • toons_flash = Buy all our playsets and toys.
  • youtube = Original commercial for the Cheat Commandos line of action figures. Buy all our playsets and toys, indeed!
  • podstar_2006 = Buy all our playsets and toys!

Cheat Commandos...O's

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Commercial for the cereal based on the cartoon based on the toys based on the...
  • toons_flash = Ridiculous breakfast.
  • youtube = No cartoon series made to sell toys would be complete without its own sugar crunchy breakfast cereal!

Coach Z's 110%

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Improve at the sports with Coach Z's patented video series.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Get the scrimmage you DESERVE!
  • youtube = Call Now!! Coach Z's 110% Hustle for Sports Instructional Video.

Commandos in the Classroom

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = The Cheat Commandos teach teens and peers how to make proper behavior choices in this educational teaching aid video.
  • toons_flash = Edutainment at its finest!

Compy Catalog

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = It's here! The newest line of products from the Compy Corporation help Strong Bad choose a new computer.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Choosey Strong Bads choose Compy!
  • youtube = The 2009 Compy new products catalog has finally arrived!

Crystal Fortress

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = toons_flash = new_stuff = Davey's eating habits belie his talents.

Donut Unto Others

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Homestar and Bubs have rival donut shops as they go head to head in this battle for fried dough supremacy.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = See Homestar go nuts for guesswhat.
  • youtube = Homestar Runner opens his very own doughnut stand.

Drive-Thru

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = A crackly drive-thru intercom system gets Strong Bad all cheesed off.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Sever your leg please, sir.

Ever and More!

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = A glimpse into the monthly meeting of the Broternal Order of Different Helmets. Ever and more!
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = The Broternal Order comes to order!

Everybody to the Limit

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = The Cheat makes a video of Strong Bad's #1 summer jam. Come on Fhqwhgads!
  • toons_flash = The #1 Summer Jam.
  • toons_old = The #1 Jam of the Summer.
  • youtube = The Cheat makes a video of Strong Bad's #1 summer jam.The Cheat makes a video for Strong Bad's #1 summer jam.
  • podstar_2006 = The Cheat directs a video for Strong Bad's Number One Summer Jam.

Experimental Film

Article · Official site · YouTube


Fish Eye Lens

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = Strong Bad makes a new #1 jam with the help of Coach Z...and a fish-eye lens.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = SB and CZ make a new Numba 1 Jam.

Flash is Dead!

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Strong Bad and Homestar face their own mortality when they hear news of Flash's demise. Answers the hills/bushes dilemma.
  • toons_flash = It's all over!
  • new_stuff = It's all over! Head for the hills!
  • youtube = Strong Bad tries to warn Homestar of impending doom. Homestar tries to update his dating profile.

Fluffy Puff Commercial

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Homestar tries to get his lines right as spokesman for Fluffy Puff Mashalades...er Marshamllows.
  • toons_flash = Homestar blows his lines.
  • toons_old = chinese_food = Homestar plugs his favorite marshmallows.

Hremail 7

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Homestar sings the praises of melonade and all its many flavors because he is contractually obligated to do so! Oh and also the jokey origin of sbemails. I guess.
  • toons_flash = [none]
  • new_stuff = Don't stave-o! Savo all your favo flavos!

Hremail 62

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Homestar tries to convince someone called Chuck from Rochester that a dresser in his room is actually some kind of Homestar-related foundation instead of juuuuuust... this dwou.
  • toons_flash = [none]
  • new_stuff = Homestar grows some cultures.

Hremail 2000

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Homestar gives Josh some advice about preserving old shoes. Homestar reveals that he rocks Freshley's Trackfaster Pro Squadrons!
  • toons_flash = [none]
  • new_stuff = Let Homestar SHOE you the way!

Kick the Can

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = The old-timey Homestar Runner film reels that started it all! He does a different thing at the end each time!
  • toons_flash = Early, silent Homestar cartoons.
  • toons_old = Old fashioned old-timey fun.
  • chinese_food = Ancient cartoons. Great for the kids!
  • telebision = These long lost Homestar cartoons are arguably the oldest cartoons in the world. The funniest, too.
  • lava_lamp = see tons of alternate versions of this animation classic
  • oldest = an ancient homestar cartoon found in the ruins of Pompei

Limozeen Live! (practice)

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = A behind-the-scenes look at Limozeen practicing for an upcoming show. Fun facts and tantalizing tidbits abound!
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Limozeen practices for an upcoming gig!

Limozeen vs. sloshy

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Split 7-inch featuring Limozeen covering sloshy's "We Don't Really Even Care...About You" while sloshy tones down "Because, It's Midnite"
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Split Seven-inch Action!
  • youtube = Split 7-inch featuring Limozeen covering sloshy and sloshy covering Limozeen. Stick around after the main event for the original versions!

Loading Screens

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = A musical tribute to all the loading screens from homestarrunner.com
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = You can't believe this cartoon.
  • youtube = A musical montage of homestarrunner.com's world famous loading screens! Don't you kinda miss loading screens? No?

Lookin at a Thing in a Bag

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Strong Bad tricks Homestar into getting him some drinks as Homestar tries to reach cool guy status. Check it out, check it out, check it out!
  • toons_flash = 4 drinks for 4 cool guys.
  • toons_old = Strong Bad wants a drink without having to get a drink.

Meet Marshie

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Commercial for Fluff Puff Marshmallows introduces Marshie to everyone's nightmares.
  • toons_flash = America's favorite marshmallow.
  • toons_old = Meet America's favorite marshmallow
  • youtube = Meet Marshie and his Fluffy Puff Marshmallows.

Mr. Shmallow (toon)

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = What could be worse than the old timey version of Marshie? Look lively and find out!
  • toons_flash = He's no apothecary.
  • toons_old = He's no apothecary. He's Mr. Shmallow. Listen to him fizz.
  • youtube = An old-timey version of Marshie? Sign me up! Mr. Shmallow living Lively!

New Boots

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = The Cheat gets some cool boots in a cartoon he makes himself starring himself. Also featuring Coach Z's video for 'Hip Hop Dance.'
  • toons_flash = The Cheat gets some new boots. Hi-five.

No Hands On Deck!

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Galvanized nails are the order of the day as Homestar Runner builds a deck.
  • toons_flash = Area Man To Build Deck

Non-Sequitur Champion

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = In 2008, Senor Cardgage and Homsar faced off in a t-shirt selling contest of which neither were probably aware. The loser had to form a coherent thought thought for all to see on Homestar's The Show. Here are the results.
  • toons_flash = [none]

Intro

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = The longtime intro to HomestarRunner.com. How many people actually clicked "watch intro" more than once, y'think?
  • toons_flash = [none]

On Break

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Homestar, Strong Bad, and Coach Z take a break from their part-time jobs as costumed mascots.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = The plight of the lowly, smelly mascot guy.

One Two, One Two

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = You know those songs made up of repeated soundbits from everydady life? No? Well, this is one of those.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = The rhythm fit to getcha.
  • youtube = The sights and sounds of Free Country USA combine to make a sweet, sweet song. Or maybe a musical mess.

Peasant's Quest Preview

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Videlectrix hypes its latest good graphics in this teaser to the graphical textual adventure, Peasant's Quest.
  • toons_flash = Coming soon from Videlectrix.
  • podstar_2006 = Videlectrix unveils a textastic computer game set in the Trogdor universe!

Pistols for Pandas

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Crack Stuntman raises awareness about an environmental cause close to his heart and community service requirement.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Crack Stuntman shills for rllz!.
  • youtube = Crack Stuntman brings awareness to the cause of arming pandas.

Place Ya Bets!

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = The Deleteheads bet on what's gonna happen when Strong Bad checks his 200th email.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = The Deleteheads bet on SBemail 200!

Play Date

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = With everyone else booked up, Homestar is forced to hang out with Strong Mad.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = A meeting of the minds...and on the mound!
  • youtube = Homestar and Strong Mad have a play date.

Quality Time

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Marzipan gets along quite well with a cardboard cutout of Homestar. But where's the real Homestar?
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = It's cardboard Homestar's turn!

Rap Song

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = The Cheat makes a video for Coach Z's Rap Song accidentally featuring Peacey P.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Coach Z accidentally featuring Peacey P.

Sbemail 150?!?

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Strong Bad's feeling the pressure leading up to his Sesquicentenn-email, so Strong Sad tries to help out.
  • toons_flash = Is Strong Bad getting cold feet?

Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = A deleted scene from a very average Strong Bad Email gets the full-blown DVD bonus features treatment. What the Pfargtl?
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = A big deal for a little scene.

Senor Mortgage

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Having a probalo keeping up with your mortgage? Look no further! Senor Cardgage will help YOU get a leg up on the pile!
  • toons_flash = Wait. Is Senor Cardgage real?!
  • youtube = Get a leg up on the pile and refinance your dreams at Senor Cardgage Mortgage.

Sick Day

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Strong Bad is sick and can't check his email! Homestar shows up and tries to do it for him.
  • toons_flash = There's somethin' goin' around.

Somber Vacation

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Strong Sad shares slides from his trip to the beach.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Strong Sad vacays at the beach?

Squintmojis

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = The newest craze! The slightest impression will slightly impress! Text your friends! Create your own!
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Squint those eyes up! More. MORE!!

Stinkoman 20X6 Intro Cinematic

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = The incredible intro cinematic for the Level 10 release of Stinkoman 20X6 by SmallBu Studio! In HD! Theme song by Paul & Storm!
  • youtube = From the deluxe VideleCDrix release of Stinkoman 20X6 for the Ultra FunMachine CD.
    Animation by SmallBu Animation Studio (https://www.smallbu.com).
    Theme song by Paul & Storm (https://paulandstorm.bandcamp.com/​).

Strong Bad Classics!

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Strong Bad improves the tale of the Porrdge Maiden.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = SB butchers SS's fav story.
  • youtube = Strong Bad reads one of Strong Sad's most favoritest tales. Debut of the famous Lum Swooper!

Strong Bad is a Bad Guy

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Mariopaint animated video about Strong Bad
  • toons_flash = Talkin' about tattoos.

Strong Bad Sings

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = A commerical for Strong Bad's mail-order greatest hits album.
  • toons_flash = K-Tel Records presents!
  • toons_old = At last, the collection you've been waiting for!
  • chinese_food = Buy this album! Not for eating!

Summer Short Shorts

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = A series of completely unrelated shorts that have nothing to do with summer. The Cheats eats a million french fires and a Limozeen lazer show are the highlights?
  • toons_flash = Short styles for short clothing

The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Animated Puppet Homestar fights A.P. Strong Bad for possesion of a pile.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Dude, meta.

The Baloneyman

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Summer's not summer without a cool, refreshing visit from the baloney truck.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Nothing refreshes like some hot sammich.
  • youtube = Here comes the Baloneyman!

The Cheat Theme Song

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = The Cheat learns Flash to make an animated video for his own theme song by The Skate Party.
  • toons_flash = The Cheat directs his own video.
  • toons_old = Who's gonna start a rock n roll band?
  • chinese_food = Who's gonna start a rock and roll band?

The Cheatar

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = The Cheat assumes his natural form as a giant guitar while Strong Bad can't open a can of peas.
  • toons_flash = The Cheat opens up a can of peas.

The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = toons_flash = new_stuff = He does.

The Interview

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Strong Bad interviews Homestar, but really this one is all about the rotatey desk at the beginning.
  • toons_flash = Strong Bad interviews Homestar.
  • toons_old = Strong Bad grills Homestar on pressing topics.
  • chinese_food = Strong Bad interviews Homestar for some reason.

The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show!!

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = toons_flash = new_stuff = Let the King have some. The first of any!

The Li'l Brudder Show

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Opening theme song about everyone's favorite one-legged dog, Li'l Brudder!
  • toons_flash = King o' the dregs, minus 3 legs!

The Next Epi-Snowed

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = Crack Stuntman is giving the Cheat Commandos some trouble while recording his lines.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Crack Stuntman abuses power!

The System is Down

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = What happens when homestarrunner.com goes down for a couple days?
  • toons_flash = Strong Bad broke the Internet.
  • toons_old = Strong Bad broke the Internet. Homestar gets sassy.

Theme Song Video

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Homestar Runner theme song video! Never did see that speedskating episode.
  • toons_flash = Home Star Run Go.
  • chinese_food = Happy song for all great laughs.

TrogdorCon '97

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Strong Bad and The Cheat get a booth at the comic book convention.
  • toons_flash = SB and the Cheat get a booth at a con.

Trogdor Was A Man

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = So there was this wakka-chikka version of the Trogdor metal song in the background of the Kickstarter video for Trogdor!! The Board Game. The Cheat found the full original song and made this video. The Dancing Brothers return!
  • toons_flash = [none]
  • youtube = A Powered by The Cheat video for a song from a 70's commercial for a board game.

Trudgemank

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Rap and heavy metal mix as if it were 1993 in this video The Cheat made for Taranchula & Peacey P.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Are you down with the Trudgemank?
  • youtube = The Cheat makes a video for Taranchula featuring Peacey P.

Where My Hat Is At? (toon)

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = A modernized telling of the classic web-click-thru tale of the same name.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = The HTML classic comes to life!

Where U Goin' 2?

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = A musical journey exploring a day in the life of a The Cheat.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = A day in the life of a lackey.
  • youtube = A musical glimpse into a day in the life of The Cheat.

Holiday


3 Times Halloween Funjob

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Trick or treatings, eggings and TP-ings, and dead houseplant seances nicely fill these seven minutes.
  • toons_flash = Marzipan contacts the dead.
  • toons_old = Marzipan tries to contact the dead as other people do other stuff.
  • youtube = Will the group be able to contact the spirit of Credenza?

Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack

See Decemberween Dangeresque

A Death-Defying Decemberween

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Homestar tries to pull off a daring stunt as Strong Bad tries to thwart him in this holiday special.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Enter the Steep Deep!
  • youtube = Homestar attempts to sled down The Steep Deep!

A Decemberween Mackerel

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Marzipan and Homestar try to conjure up enough Decemberween spirit to save Senor Cardgage.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Marzi tries to help Cardgage.

A Decemberween Pageant

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = A very confusing elementary school play tells the story of the first Decemberween.
  • toons_flash = The gang puts on a weird play.
  • toons_old = The gang puts on a play about Decemberween's origins.
  • youtube = Strong Badia puts on a Decemberween Pageant.

A Holiday Greeting

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Strong Bad sings his take on a holiday classic.
  • toons_flash = Strong Bad offends everybody.
  • toons_old = Strong Bad fails miserably at 'tis-ing the season.
  • chinese_food = December delicassie. Meat and 3 veggies.

A Mother's Day Message

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Strong Bad loses a bet on Mother's Day.
  • toons_flash = Strong Bad loses a bet.
  • toons_old = Strong Bad loses a bet. Your mom wins.

April Fool 09

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = The intro to homestarrunner.com gets Sbemailiarized!
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = The ancient intro gets sbemailiarized.

April Fool 2014

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = Homestar finally updates everyone's favorite part of his dot com.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Homestar finally updates the site.

Costume Commercial

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = Check out the latest Homestar Runner Halloween costumes and products!
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Available at crappy drug stores.

Decemberween in July

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = A selection of Decemberween shorts that weren't quite done in December.
  • toons_flash = Several stocking stuffers.
  • youtube = A collection of Decemberween shorts!

Decemberween Short Shorts

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = A series of Decemberween themed short-toons. Strong Bad corresponds with socks.
  • toons_flash = Bite-size holiday chunks!

Decomposing Pumpkins

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = Brainkrieg video about their post-Halloween shenanigans, chicanery, and tom-foolery.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Der Krieg sells out a garage.

Doomy Tales of the Macabre

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Strong Sad gets poetical as he crafts hypothetical dooms for all the olther characters.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Strong Sad takes control!

Fall Float Parade

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = It's the 4Tst Annual Fall Float Parade in Strong Badia!
  • toons_flash = Coach Z and Marzy host a parade!

Fan Costume Commentary

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Strong Bad makes fun of the nice people who dress up as H*R characters for the first time.
  • toons_flash = SB rags on his loyal fans.

Fan Costumes '06

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = The 2006 edition of Strong Bad costume commentary.
  • toons_flash = You send em in and he rags you out.

Fan Costumes '07

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Fantastic and pretty good fan costumes get mocked by Strong Bad.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = SB unloads on the new batch.

Fan Costumes '08

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Another description for Strong Bad making fun of fan costumes.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = They make a COST out of U and Me!

Fan Costumes '09

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Another heaping helping of Strong Bad making fun of H*R themed Halloween costumes.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Good turnout this year! Contest results!

Fan Costumes 2015

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = Strong Bad does his usual make-funnery to people who dressed up in H*R themed Halloween 'stumes.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Okay. You asked for it!

Fan Costumes 2016

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Strong Bad makes fun of fan Halloween costumes despite the great effort and support they have shown over the years.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Don't forget to donate to my podcast!
  • youtube = Strong Bad (the character) makes fun of fan Halloween costumes.

Fan Costumes 2017

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = Strong Bad's Annual H*R Themed Halloween Costume Bashing Bash
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = You guys did great slash terrible!

Fan Costumes 2018

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = A Halloween tradition! Strong Bad provides scathing commentary on H*R themed 'stumes.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = I know! Still! In 2018 no less!

Fan 'Stumes 2019

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = Even now, in the year of our King of Town 2019, awesome fans still send Strong Bad their Homestar Runner-themed costumes in the hopes of getting made fun of. Messed up, right?
  • toons_flash = [none]

Fan 'Stumes 2020

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = Great fan costumes deserve great fan costume commentary. And so do the terrible ones.
  • toons_flash = [none]

Halloween Fairstival

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Strong Bad takes The Cheat to all the local Halloween goings-on in an attempt to get rid of his hiccups.
  • toons_flash = The Cheat can't ditch the hiccups.
  • youtube = Strong Bad is trying to scare the the hiccups out of The Cheat.

Halloween Hijinks

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = The gang assembles on that ol' spooky silhouette hill to debate which level of Halloween hijinks are most appropriate.
  • toons_flash = Wait, for real?!
  • new_stuff = Wait, for real? No, for real?!

Halloween Potion-ma-jig

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = Homestar has to find all of Marzipan's potion ingredients.
  • toons_flash = Spooky Woods! Creepy Cliffs!

Halloween Safety

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = Some real talk about Halloween safety. In conjunction with halloweensafety.gov
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Some real talk about Ween Safety.

Happy Dethemberween

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = The Dethemberween Thnikkaman brings festive cheer in this delightful musical number.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = SB explains the D'ween for us.
  • youtube = Strong Bad describes what Dethemberween is all about.

Happy Fireworks

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Some of the gang watch some dazzlemazing fireworks.
  • toons_flash = Strong Bad ruins Christmas. Wait, what?

Happy Hallow-day

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Halloween night is missing. Can anyone find it before it's gone?
  • toons_flash = Ween night is M.I.A. Galang galang.
  • youtube = What happened to Halloween night?

Happy Trogday

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Some awesome fant-art for Trogdor's 3rd birthday.
  • toons_flash = A fanstuff salute. Stinkoman is not amused.

Haunted Photo Booth

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = When the character Marzipan rents a haunted photo booth for her Halloween party for characters... other characters get involved!
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Demonic Barf Powers!

Homestar Presents: Presents

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = Homestar has to do some last-minute Decemberween shopping.
  • toons_flash = Homestar forgets to go Decemberween shopping.

Homestarloween Party

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = In their first Halloween special, the Homestar Runner gang plays some flashlight-ghost-story-telling-with-a-fashlight.
  • toons_flash = Costume Party!!.
  • toons_old = Homestar throws a costume party.
  • youtube = Check it out! Homestar's first Haloween Special!
  • chinese_food = Pumpkin and sweetbread. Comes w/ punch.

HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Homestarrunner.com is now a paid subscription site! See all the benefits!
  • toons_flash = The website finally comes to its senses.

Hooked on Decemberween

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = A collection of Decemberween songs.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = ALL your holiday flavourites
  • youtube = Check out some Decemberween songs!

I Killed Pom Pom

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = Homestar moudous Pom Pom. Strong Bad gets some autumnal pastries.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Homestar moudous Pom Pom.

Jibblies 2

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = The Jibblies painting casts its creep-spell on everyone. Come in in here!
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Come on in here indeed!
  • youtube = Come on in here!

Later That Night...

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = The gang gathers in the spooky woods to comment on each other's costumes after a hilarious Halloween adventure that definitely happened.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Everybody's Favorite Part!

Let us give TANKS!

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = The Cheat Commandos are invited to Thanksgiving dinner with Blue Laser.
  • toons_flash = Blue Laser hosts, Gunhaver roasts.

Malloween Commercial

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Festive Halloween theme Fluffy Puff Marchmallows and Marshie dressed as a vampire! Nothing creepy at all!
  • toons_flash = Marshie goes off the deep end.
  • toons_old = Marshie gets nuts selling Halloween marshmallows.
  • youtube = Hey kids, check out Fluffy Puff Malloweens!
  • podstar_2006 = Marshie peddles Halloween themed marshmallows and finally cracks under the pressure!

Marzi's Answering Machine 17

See Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2

More Fan Costumes

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Another batch of fantastic costumes commented on by Strong Bad.
  • toons_flash = SB rags on his loyal fans again.

Most in the Graveyard

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Homestar, Strong Bad and company explore the graveyard that has apparantly always been behind the King of Town's castle.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Hijinx in the cemetery! Boo, I say!
  • youtube = The group goes on a graveyard trip!

Mr. Poofers Must Die

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = Homestar Runner tries to tell a top-notch 4.5 stars with over 600 reviews quality ghost story. The other characters appear as well!
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = A top notch quality ghost story.

Pumpkin Carve-nival

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Homestar judges the entries in a pumpkin carving contest.
  • toons_flash = Everybody carves pumpkins.
  • toons_old = Homestar throws a pumpkin carving party.
  • youtube = Homestar judges the pumpkin carving contest.

Punkin Show

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Homestar rates fan-carved punkins in this episode of The Show.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = The Show rates your carved-up melons!

Record Store Day

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = Strong Sad camps out for sloshy's most obscure release to date.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Sloshy drop they new single.

Rotten Eggs

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Strong brothers Bad and Sad discover a very old Easter egg.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Remember where you hid thems!

Sbemail 206 (April Fools)

See sbemail 206

Senorial Day

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Dueling Senorial Day sales have Bubs' and Cardgage's commercials going head to head!
  • toons_flash = Senor Cardgage and Bubs face off!

Sickly Sam's Big Outing

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = The Homestar Runner helps Sickly Sam prepare for his big outing.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Ol' Bone Legged has a hot date.

Sloshybowl

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = Watch Strong Sad as he watches sloshy perform during halftime of the American Football Championship Game.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = The only way Strong Sad will watch football.

Snowglobe

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Rather Dashing finds a Trogdor snowglobe in Peasantry in this Decemberween interactive greeting!
  • toons_flash = Happy Decemberween from Videlectrix.
  • youtube = A Rather Dashing snowglobe!

Some Stupid Turkey

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Strong Bad dresses up as a turkey and sings a song.
  • toons_flash = Strong Bad gives thanks.
  • toons_old = Strong Bad gives thanks while The King tanks.
  • youtube = Strong Bad dresses up like a turkey.

Superbowl Dealie

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = A very worthless short explaining why a Strong Bad email was going to be a day or two late.
  • toons_flash = Football makes a good excuse.
  • toons_old = Strong Mad is dumb So is Homestar. Football.

That a Ghost

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = An old-timey show about the Homestar Runner and his best mates trying to find a ghost.
  • toons_flash = Homestar looks for a ghost.
  • youtube = Everyone's trying to capture the ghost.

The Best Decemberween Ever

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = Homestar tries to figure out the perfect Decemberween gift for Strong Bad.
  • toons_flash = Homestar gives gifts.
  • toons_old = Homestar celebrates a made up holiday.
  • chinese_food = Homestar can't find a present for Strong Bad.

The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = Strong Bad reads the gang a chilling new children's book for Halloween! All types of drat!
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = HS pleads no contest!

The House That Gave Sucky Treats

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Give out the the treats as the H*R gang comes a-knockin for some Halloween fun-times.
  • toons_flash = Trick/Treat.
  • toons_old = Homestar and co. trick and treat.
  • chinese_food = Halloween 2001, baby!!

The House That Gave Sucky Tricks

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Strong Bad dreams up all the rooms of his theoretical haunted house.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Homestar's haunted house inspires SB to yell a lot.
  • youtube = Homestar's haunted house inspires Strong Bad to yell a lot.

The Next April Fools Thing

See the next april fools thing

Toikey TV

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Strong Bad can't find anything good to watch TV on Thanksgiving.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = SB tries to watch not football on the Thanks.
  • youtube = Strong Bad can't find anything to watch on Thanksgiving.

Trogday 08

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = For the 5th anniversary, Strong Bad sings a song about a famous dragon he once drew...
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Strong Bad celebrates his cherished drawing.

Twenty THANXty Six

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = Stinkoman learns about being thankful.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Watch 1-Up while he does work!

Under Construction

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = homestarrunner.com's domain registration has lapsed! Oh no! What a challenge! Who could help?
  • toons_flash = Stinkoman saves April Fool.

Which Ween Costumes?

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = The crew stands around and comment on each other's Decemberween themed costumes.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = There's been some confusion.

Xeriouxly Forxe

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = Intro to the short-lived 90's reboot of homestarrunner.com.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = We hope you enjoy our new direction.

Puppet Stuff


Biz Cas Fri 1

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Strong Bad just wants to finish his 3rd quarter projection analysis spreadsheet but Homestar accidentally starts a meme instead.
  • toons_flash = Revenge of the Office Dullard.
  • youtube = Strong Bad is trying to finish the 3rd Quarter projection analysis spreadsheets.

Biz Cas Fri 2

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Rondleman, I mean Strong Bad, finds himself giving a presentation/spelling bee to the shareholders.
  • toons_flash = This one goes out to all my shareholdas.
  • youtube = Strong Bad has to go before the shareholders.

Biz Cas Fri 3

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = SB is having computer problems. Homestar is having his usual kind of problems.
  • toons_flash = Remember to back up your files.
  • youtube = Strong Bad does not back up his files.

Dangeresque: Puppet Squad

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Dangeresque and Dangeresque Too go after the criminal mastermind who one time stle Big D's curly fries!
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Puppets on patrol!
  • youtube = Never mess with another crooked cop's curly fries!

Decemberween Dangeresque

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Dangeresque teams up with Firebert from the Cheat Commandos to find out who has stolen all the Hot Jones.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Someone stole all the Hot Jones!
  • youtube = A Dangeresque Puppet Squad Decemberween Special! The titular hero needs to track down his favorite holiday beverage in this festive star-studded romp! Will he have to jump?

Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack

Official site

Same as above

Everybody Knows It

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Puppet Homestar's official debut! A music video for the full version of his easter egg song from the sbemail "labor day."
  • toons_flash = Puppet Homestar sings.
  • toons_old = The Cheat and Homestar team up for some real life jams.

Homestar vs. Little Girl 2

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Puppet Homestar tries to discuss pumpkins and witch's brew with Little Girl. Guess what? She kicks him.
  • toons_flash = Little girl be's cute.
  • youtube = Puppet Homestar talks to Little Girl about Halloween.

Homestar vs. Other Little Girl

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Homestar doesn't know anything and he needs classes! Good thing Other Little Girl is here to help!
  • toons_flash = Homestar needs classes.

Labor Dabor

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = The Homestarmy mobilizes to prevent any labor from occurring on Labor's Day. Bennedetto lives!
  • toons_flash = The Homestarmy regulates.
  • youtube = Todaybor Day is Labor Day! Steer clear of third-style rations!

Marshie vs. Little Girl

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Marshie displays none of the puppety charms of Homestar or Strong Bad and Little Girl's not fallin for it!
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Witness the horror!

Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Homestar and the Johns of TMBG improv up some Puppet Jams in the studio. Marty Beller on the offscreen skins!
  • toons_flash = HSR vs. TMBG.

Puppet Jam: Mission Control

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Homestar and the Johns of TMBG tire of improv-ing up fresh Puppet Jams in the studio. Marty Beller on the below-the-radar skins!
  • toons_flash = HSR vs. TMBG.

Puppet Jam: Tropical Lazor Beams

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Homestar and the Johns of TMBG improv up more Puppet Jams in the studio. Marty Beller on the unseen skins!
  • toons_flash = HSR vs. TMBG.

Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Homestar and the Johns of TMBG improv up still more Puppet Jams in the studio. Marty Beller on the inviso-skins!
  • toons_flash = HSR vs. TMBG.

Puppet Time

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = When Homestar can't find Strong Bad, he decides to borrow a few things.
  • toons_flash = Homestar 'borrows' stuff from Strong Bad.
  • toons_old = Homestar "borrows" a few things.

Strong Bad vs. Little Girl!

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Strong Bad is not as entertaining with Little Girl as Homestar!
  • toons_flash = SB faces off against LG.

Talkin' Strong Bad Plush Doll Commercial

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Strong Bad wants a little friend to play with and his wish is granted by an overly enthusiastic voicey guy!
  • toons_flash = [none]
  • youtube = A real and actual product you can buy if you're into it! From Fangamer and Cheap As Free Toys. https://www.fangamer.com/collections/homestar-runner

Strong Bad Email


Strong Bad Email

Article · Official site

  • source = toons_flash = [none]
  • toons_old = Strong Bad answers his fan mail... Hilarity ensues.

some kinda robot

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = Strong Bad explains his weird physiology and coins the phrase "For Good or For Awesome."
  • youtube = Strong Bad answers the age old question of whether he takes his mask and boxing gloves off before he goes to bed.

homsar

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = Homsar is born, and way less funny than he will eventually become, in this very short email.
  • youtube = Someone can't spell "Homestar." The world is never the same.

butt IQ

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = Strong bad makes up his first bogus mathematical theorem to explain stupid butts.
  • youtube = [none]

homestar hair

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = When he gets an email meant for Homestar, Strong Bad becomes "all cheesed off" as the kids say... in the 50's maybe.
  • youtube = [none]

making out

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = A fan asks for dating advice so SB suggests using a song he wrote. And then totally doesn't show or perform said song. Huh.
  • youtube = [none]

depressio

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = Strong Bad makes fun of brother Strong Sad.
  • youtube = [none]

halloweener

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad demonstrates the best way to make a Strong Bad Halloween costume on Stupid Over Here, I mean Homestar.

brianrietta

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = Strong Bad is a real jerk to an admirer.
  • youtube = [none]

i love you

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = Fhqwhgads becomes a thing when someone sends Strong Bad the 'i love you' virus! Also, the first appearance of the Guy With a Big Knife!
  • youtube = Strong Bad gets an email from Fhqwhgads.

trevor the vampire

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = When Strong Bad realizes the horrible truth about Trevor, he waxes nostalgic for the carefree days of a few seconds ago.
  • youtube = Strong Bad looks back at a few of his favorite Trevor memories.
  • podstar_2006 = Strong Bad gets an email from a vampire and realizes the horrible truth. Short but classic action!

i rule

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad checks in on/invents Strong Badia. Apparently it is behind a dumpster we've never seen before.

credit card

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad traps Homestar in a classic credit card scam.

i she be

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = The Cheat gets set up with a rejected potential Strong Bad suitor. Kids! Don't ever meet strangers at Sbarro! Or eat there!
  • youtube = Strong Bad makes fun of grammar and stuff.

duck pond

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = Demo Strong Bad's Duck Pond Sim and experiencing being, like, right there... at the pond. C'mere ducky.
  • youtube = Strong Bad plays Duck Pond Simulator.

the basics

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad gives basic tips on how to mess with people.

band names

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad gives advice on choosing a band name.

studying

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad gives advice on, you guessed it, studying.

stand-up

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad's first and last stand-up comedy performance.

tape-leg

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Tape-Leg 1, not to be confused with Tape-Leg 2.

spring cleaning

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad cleans out his inbox with a little help from DELETED!
  • podstar_2006 = Strong Bad has had enough of you people. Deleted is born.

cartoon

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad does commentary on a cartoon of himself just standing around.

sb_email 22

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = The Cheat helps Strong Bad recover from a PR nightmare after he offends the UK.

little animal

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = The origin story of kicking The Cheat.

the bird

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad checks his email at the stick and shares his award-winning flip-offery.

super powers

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = The power behind the blue diamond-y thing on Strong Bad's mask is revealed.

CGNU

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad lets you know how to become a graduate of Crazy Go Nuts University.

3 wishes

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad wishes he had croissants crammed into his head. Or something like that.

1 step ahead

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = This one goes Choose-Your-Own-Adventure style as Strong Bad has several ideas for gluing Strong Sad's hands to his face.

superhero name

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad introduces his superhero name 'Strong Badman'. Stiny! Get somebody a freakin danish!

12:00

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Bubs helps Strong Bad program his VCR clock.

sugarbob

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad helps a guy with his girlfriend or something.

flag day

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad reveals the flag and national anthem of Strong Badia. There isn't, as it turns out, lots of chocolate.
  • podstar_2006 = Strong Bad unveils the Strong Badian flag and national anthem. Please rise.

gimmicks

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = The first of many times Strong Bad has to deal with explosion-prone computers.

weird dream

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Briefly, Strong Bad describes a weird dream he had.

sisters

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad receives an email from two sisters asking if he has a girlfriend.
  • podstar_2006 = Two hot sisters email Strong Bad and he messes it up royally.

guitar

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad shows off his guitar skills.
  • podstar_2006 = Ol' SB teaches you everything you need to know about shredding hot lixx.

dullard

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad gives advice on how to deal with the office dullard.

helium

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad temporarily joins the high-voice crew with the help of leftover party balloon. The Cheat learns to fly!

property of ones

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad makes up some bogus mathematic equations about cold ones.

vacation

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad goes on vacation and sends some postcards from exotic destinations.

invisibility

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = The Compy 386 era begins! Strong Bad ponders the pros and cons of being invisible.
  • youtube = Strong Bad describes a day of invisibility.

action figure

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad details the features of his own action figure.
  • podstar_2006 = Smells Like Peanut Action!

little questions

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = Strong Bad answers questions from a Swedish fan.
  • youtube = Strong Bad answers questions from Sweden.

lures & jigs

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad and Coach Z have a boring fishing TV show in this one.

techno

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = Light switch rave, everybody! Grab your glowsticks and get caught in the trance of Strong Bad's techno masterpiece.
  • youtube = Strong Bad makes a techno song.
  • podstar_2006 = Some bozo asks about techno music.

your friends

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  • source = email = youtube = Doing what he does best, Strong Bad just be's mean to his friends.

new hands

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  • source = email = Strong Bad makes poor choices when deciding what to replace his hands with.
  • youtube = Strong Bad makes a mistake when picking what to replace his hands with.

ghosts

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  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad goes hunting for ghosts in Strong Badia and runs into the pixel-y spirit of his old computer!

theme party

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  • source = email = Strong Bad helps some college students with their upcoming party.
  • youtube = Strong Bad helps so college students with their upcoming party.

50 emails

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = In honor of his 50th email, Strong Bad answers 50 emails.

website

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  • source = email = Tips from a pro on how to make a website. As true today as it was in 2002.

island

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = The classic episode where Strong Bad and Homestar get stuck on a desert island.

comic

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  • source = email = Strong Bad debuts his new comic, Teen Girl Squad.
  • youtube = Strong Bad makes a comic about Brittany and her friends.

morning routine

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = The 'R' in Strong Bad's morning routine stands for...

cheat talk

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  • source = email = Strong Bad tries to help people understand The Cheat.
  • youtube = [none]

current status

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  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad is apparently able to switch people's heads in this oft-forgotten sbemail.

japanese cartoon

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  • source = email = Strong Bad imagines himself as a Japanese cartoon. Stinkoman is born! Challenge and fighting are no match for blue hair and ridiculously huge mouths!
  • youtube = Strong Bad makes a Japanese cartoon.
  • podstar_2006 = Strong Bad makes up his own japanese cartoon.

dragon

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  • source = email = Strong Bad shares his skills of an artist as he teaches YOU how to draw a certain wingaling dragon named Trogdor. Never have chiaroscuro and sloppy metal been juxtaposed so seamlessly.
  • youtube = Strong Bad teaches the world how to draw a dragon.
  • podstar_2006 = Strong Bad starts a bad drawing revolution.

marzipan

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  • source = email = youtube = Quadruple negatives abound as Strong Bad tries to get Marzipan to admit she likes him.

huttah!

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad is frustrated at all the emails asking about The Cheat. Probably the least descriptive title of all Strong Bad's emails.

monster truck

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  • source = email = youtube = Awexome Cross 98! This SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SOMEDAY! Limozeen drops they numba one jam 'Because, It's Midnite' on an unsuspecting public!
  • podstar_2006 = Sunday Sunday Someday!

interview

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  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad sorta interviews Homsar. Also, I had forgotten that it was actually Strong Bad who invented, 'I was raised by a cup of coffee."

fingers

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad imagines what it would by like to have fingers. Or rather a bunch of random stuff taped to his boxing gloves.

english paper

Article · Official site

  • source = email = Strong Bad helps a lazy student with some schoolwork.

unused emails

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = What does Strong Bad do with all the emails he doesn't check on his email show? Watch this episode of his email show to find out!

the show

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad gives us a glimpse of Homestar's daytime talk-show-game-show, 'The Show.'

autobiography

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Listen to some excerpts from Strong Bad's books-on-tape autobiography.

caper

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  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad gets mad at The Cheat for screwing up the jumble caper and sings "The Cheat is Not Dead" to try and patch things up.
  • podstar_2006 = Strong Bad and The Cheat break up and make up

personal favorites

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  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad does the thing where he makes you think it's a clip show but then it's not really a clip show. I think this is the first appearance of the stone bridge. You know, because you care about that sorta stuff, right?
  • podstar_2006 = Strong Bad makes little kids and morons think there's emails they haven't seen.

big white face

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  • source = email = youtube = After some soul-searching and looking at low-res portraits of everyone, Strong Bad realizes he needs to apologize to the Poopsmith.

2 emails

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  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad checks 2 emails and tries to travel both forward and back in time.

crazy cartoon

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  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad makes a crazy cartoon for Monkeydude. Sweet Cuppin' Cakes and Eh! Steve! are born! And then The Cheat makes one of his terrible cartoons even! This sbemail has it ALL!
  • podstar_2006 = Monkey dude asks Strong Bad to make a crazy cartoon and Sweet Cuppin' Cakes is born.

mascot

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  • source = email = youtube = Crazy Go Nuts University's mascot shows up at The Cheat's Golf Club Team match!
  • podstar_2006 = In a hunger-induced haze, Strong Bad and the boys name the CGNU mascot The Dumple.

privileges

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  • source = email = youtube = The Cheat cashes in his customer rewards card in this Strong Bad email cartoon!

funny

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = SB transforms into some type of squeaky guy. Floppy disk and ketchup co-star.

sibbie

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad refuses to make a song about Sibbie. He'll never do it. Never. Wait.

suntan

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Bronze bods and rippling abs abound when Strong Bad gets some sun.

anything

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  • source = email = youtube = The Homestar Runner sits in and guest-checks one of Strong Bad's beloved emails! Can you believe it?

the process

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad breaks down all the steps of a successful email check. Learn from the pro!

stunt double

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad proves he does all his own stunt work by showing clips from his smash hit movie Dangeresque 2. Witness the genesis (peter gabriel, not phil collins) of the world's best private eye/crooked cop: Dangeresque!
  • podstar_2006 = Sounds dangerous! No, sounds Dangeresque!

date

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  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad shows us what it's like when Homestar and Marzipan go on a date. Beware the lurking horrors!

impression

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad tries to dethrone The Cheat in the annual Strong Sad Lookalike Contest.

labor day

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad with his trusty megaphone sits on a cooler for the best Labor Day ever.

kids' book

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad makes a kids' book called "Everyone is Different."
  • podstar_2006 = Strong Bad seriously defaces a children's book.

2 years

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  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad's prediction of what Strong Badia will be like in 2 years. At least I think that's what it's about.

no loafing

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad increases productivity something-eight percent with the help of some motivational wall hangings.

mile

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = SB takes the week off so the Cheat takes a crack at making his own poorly animated email cartoon.
  • toons_flash = The Cheat guest-authors a SBemail.
  • podstar_2006 = The Cheat animates his own dang Strong Bad Email. In other news, The Cheat is a millionaire.

couch patch

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = The origin story of the duct-tape patch on Strong Bad's couch is finally told! Everyone wanted to know!

local news

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = The World in Crisis with Strong Badia Action Cool News 5! Hard hitting journalism! Thank you, tonight.

colonization

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad describes the colonization of Strong Badia like a politically incorrect 1980's third grade american history book might.

caffeine

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = See what happens when Strong Sad is given caffeine! It's the most understandable Strong Mad has ever been!
  • podstar_2006 = Strong Sad gets caffeinated.

kind of cool

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad describes what he would be like if he wasn't a stylish, buff, handsome man. Enter Senor Cardgage!!

army

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Do you has what it takes to join the Homestarmy? Arguably the beginning of the Cheat Commandos!
  • podstar_2006 = Hank Toler asks about Strong Badia's army. The Homestarmy attempts to invade the kingdom.

video games

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  • source = email = Strong Bad takes us on a journey through cyber-time as he imagines different video games versions of himself. Come for the "Your Head Asplode", stay for the "You can't get ye flask."
  • youtube = Strong Bad describes what his video game would be like on various systems.
  • podstar_2006 = Strong Bad goes cross-platform with bad video game ideas.

the bet

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  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad loses a bet and has to spend the night in the King of Town's castle. Something-arity ensues.

lackey

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Quotation marks abound in this email about what a good lackey The Cheat is to Strong Bad. Featuring justifiably forgotten cantaloupe puppet Doreauxgard.

monument

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = While building an impressive monument to himself, Strong Bad is distracted by Bubs with a piece of paper taped to his chest, I mean the Thnikkaman.

stupid stuff

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad tries to get Homestar to say something intelligent. Somehow this will get him some fresh Grumblecakes.

different town

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  • source = email = Strong Bad sings a song about how he would make his town different.
  • youtube = Strong Bad sings about how he would make his town different.
  • podstar_2006 = How would Strong Bad make the town different?

flashback

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad answers his 100th email in WIDESCREEEEEEEEEEEEN! Reveals the secret origins of Duck Shirt Homestar and The Cheat!

car

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Homestar shows off his tricked out hat instead of Strong Bad talking about his non-existent car.

lunch special

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad tries to trick Bubs into giving him a free lunch special. And we find out that Bubs can fly. Canon!

haircut

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad struggles to answer an email about haircuts.
  • podstar_2006 = Very little hair on the scalps of the Homestar Runner universe.

theme park

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad describes what the Strong Badia theme park would be like.
  • podstar_2006 = Strong Bad builds a theme park and Strong Sad gets decked.

replacement

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Who will check his emails when Strong Bad retires? Aforementioned Strong Bad tries to find out.
  • podstar_2006 = SB explores the possibility of finding an heir to his email throne.

dangeresque 3

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad offers the digitally remastered director's cut of Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, Too?

cheatday

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad divulges the mysteries surrounding the Cheat's birthday.

pom pom

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad investigates what happens if Pom Pom is poked with a pin. No ever-loving snot is kicked out of anyone.

crying

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad makes Homestar cry with his drawing of a one legged puppy with an indomitable spirit! Enter Li'l Brudder!
  • podstar_2006 = Strong Bad invents a 1-legged puppy and the tears flow.

for kids

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad describes what his television show for kids would be like.

other days

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Since Mondays are traditionally for email checking, Strong Bad explains what he does the rest of the week.

old comics

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad explains why the King of Town has a Poopsmith. Sort of.

pizzaz

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad interviews himself to find out the secret of his pizzaz.

the facts

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Everyone wants to know why Strong Mad doesn't have a cartoon. Well, one person wants to know. Strong Bad gives a rock solid explanation.

time capsule

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = What would Strong Bad leave to future generations? Watch this cartoon to find out!

extra plug

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = SB puts the extra plug under his desk to good use.

montage

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad creates a montage.
  • podstar_2006 = A montage of montages.

virus

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad's Compy 386 gets a virus.
  • podstar_2006 = A virus wreaks havoc on the Compy.

animal

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = Strong Bad gets a new laptop computer and also, furthermore, hereforto details what his own made up animal would be like.
  • youtube = Strong Bad gets a laptop computer and details what his own made up animal would be like.
  • podstar_2006 = Strong Bad makes up gross animals. Enter the Lappy.

radio

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  • source = email = Strong Bad gives advice on/makes fun of the various types of radio hosts.
  • youtube = Strong Bad describes various radio host styles.
  • podstar_2006 = Dead air, um, dead air.

part-time job

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad tries to sell cups of ice for Bubs while dressed up as the Tragic Clown Dog. A classic!

dreamail

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad describes the perfect email with the help of a fade-y pink border.

origins

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Homestar singing some songs about bread is all you really need to know about this one. Strong Bad is in it too, I assume.

secret recipes

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = SB tricks people into eating gross stuff. The Cheat gets a haircut. What's not to love?

rock opera

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = One word from each of his first 125 sbemails make up the lyrics to Strong Bad's definitely-planned-from-the-start rock opera.

best thing

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = Strong Bad remember the best thing ever: Limozeen's very short-lived Saturday morning cartoon.
  • youtube = Strong Bad describes the best thing he's ever seen, done or eaten.
  • podstar_2006 = The never-before-seen pilot episode of the failed Limozeen Saturday morning cartoon show!!

long pants

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Homestar shows up wearing shorts and pants at the same time. At least he was told long pants. Long pants, long pants. By who we don't know.

rampage

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad demonstrates the types of rampages he goes on these days. Reading, regal, and legal to name a few.

garage sale

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad breaks down garage sales and the people who frequent them.
  • podstar_2006 = Strong Bad attacks garage sales and bad Mom-jokes!

do over

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad tries to do-over a few previous emails. It works perfectly. Nothing goes wrong at all.

boring (really)

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = The most action-packed Strong Bad email ever! Bricks! Eye closings! Three-letter words!

modeling

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad dons the latest styles for a high-fashion photo shoot.

bottom 10

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = Strong Bad's Bottom 10 List! Not much more to say!
  • youtube = Strong Bad lists his bottom 10.
  • podstar_2006 = From the home office in Scotsdale, AZ...

record book

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad tries to get a world record for his new record book. Other great stuff happens, too.

lady...ing

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = SB revisits one of his earliest (made-up) emails. Connoisseurs of late nineties flash animation will get a real kick out of it!

geddup noise

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = Strong Bad tells the tale of the meteoric rise of the sound it make when he stands up from his computer desk.
  • youtube = Strong Bad explains what happened to the Geddup Noise.
  • podstar_2006 = SB tells the tale of the mysterious wood-scrapey sound his stool makes when he gets up even though his floor is carpeted.

bedtime story

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = The Cheat's bedtime routine has officially reached rigamarole status. Watch and learn!

space program

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  • source = email = Space Captainface and Strap Coopmore get ready for launchday in this filmstrip from Strong Badia's space programs, SBASAF.
  • youtube = Strong Bad describes Strong Badia's space program, SBASAF.

portrait

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad tries to figure what art style is most worthy of his visage.

high school

Article · Official site

  • source = email = In his usual deflective style, Strong Bad expains what other cartoon characters are like when they're teens and then takes it too far.
  • podstar_2006 = Strong Bad makes up a buncha stuff that's not true. Don't you believe a word of it!

death metal

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  • source = email = Learn to hot glue corn flaskes to your face the Strong Bad way and get your fill of D-E words, invisible orbs, and creepy rusty meat!
  • youtube = Strong Bad gives lessons in making a death metal song.
  • podstar_2006 = Strong Bad lays down the basics of death metal and then runs them over.

secret identity

Article · Official site

  • source = email = Live a day in a Mudgeman's shoes as Strong Bad lies about secret identities he doesn't actually have.

technology

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = Look out mama, Strong Bad's usin' technology! Learn about the latest tech from the mouth of a real techtalker!
  • youtube = Strong Bad tries to explain technology to middle school students.
  • podstar_2006 = 1100011100101100001110101010101100110

narrator

Article · Official site

  • source = email = StroBro decides to narrate everybody else's daily lives like movie trailers. Stuff gets chucked at Strong Sad.

myths & legends

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = The origins of the bear holding a shark are revealed and a community is set on edge by mysterious sightings.
  • youtube = Strong Bad tells the legendary legend of the Bear Holding a Shark.

pop-up

Article · Official site

  • source = email = Somebody's friend had a dream there was a Strong Bad pop-up book, it was the book of YOUR dreams!

lady fan

Article · Official site

  • source = email = SB tries to help someone impress their lady fan, but it probably doesn't work. Homestar tweeses it out!

disconnected

Article · Official site

  • source = email = Strong Bad weighs the pros and cons of separating his head from his body.

candy product

Article · Official site

  • source = email = Strong Bad gets his own candy product and a catchy commercial for it too!

alternate universe

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  • source = email = For his sesquicentenn-email, Strong Bad and The Cheat make an alternate universe portal so he can visit his many doppelgangers.
  • youtube = Strong Bad visits alternate universes with his new alternate portal device.
  • podstar_2006 = The Cheat puts a Gameboy in a blender and Strong Bad dimension jumps all over the place, visiting his favorite dopplegangers.

senior prom

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  • source = email = Strong Bad makes up a convoluted plan to crash the senior prom. You can imagine how that goes for him.

isp

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = With his internet acting up, Strong Bad has to call customer service and ultimately confronts the Bubs in charge!
  • youtube = Strong Bad describes Strong Badia's internet service provider.
  • podstar_2006 = Strong Bad's getting throttled down. MindSpring Customer service this is Matt. Can I get your or account number please or identity theft please?

redesign

Article · Official site

  • source = email = Learn the basics of branding as Strong Bad attempts to redesign the venerable No Loafing sign with mixed results.

keep cool

Article · Official site

  • source = email = Cool time, pool time! There's a pool, remember?! And Strong Bad is the lifeguard!

theme song

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = Strong Bad crafts a sitcom theme song for his 3-5 minute email show. Do you want to make.... twicebutt?
  • youtube = Strong Bad tries to explain why his email show doesn't have a theme song.
  • podstar_2006 = Yeah, how come Strong Bad's email show doesn't have a theme song?

road trip

Article · Official site

  • source = email = This my friend is jumbo/LARGE! Strong Bad and The Cheat try to take Bubs' Gremlin on a road trip.

trading cards

Article · Official site

  • source = email = Strong Bad refuses to give Daniel from Canada what he wants and instead shows off everybody else's trading cards.

cliffhangers

Article · Official site

  • source = email = Since there are no real cliffhangers, Strong Bad makes up a bunch and resolves them only to be a victim of a cliffhanger himself!

retirement

Article · Official site

  • source = email = Mysterious forces have taken Strong Bad's laptop! Can he meet the ransom demands and get her back?

coloring

Article · Official site

  • source = email = Learn about crayon names with a Limozeen coloring book and Marzipan's creepy school/cult.

4 branches

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  • source = email = Strong Bad explains the four main categories of stupid things Homestar's done.
  • youtube = Strong Bad tries to explain the four branches of stupid things Homestar's done.

the chair

Article · Official site

  • source = email = Bubs helps Strong Bad pick a new email-checkin' chair to use at his computer desk.

what i want

Article · Official site

  • source = email = Strong Bad lays out all the worst Decemberween present ideas.

looking old

Article · Official site

  • source = email = Strong Bad updates his look so as not to lose touch with the younger generation.
  • new_stuff = Strong Bad is out of touch.
  • podstar_2008 = Strong Bad tries to prove to the young people that he can still eat his yogurt through a tube.

strong badathlon

Article · Official site

  • source = email = Strong Bad describes the events of his very own athletic competition.
  • new_stuff = Strong Bad got much game.
  • podstar_2008 = Strong Bad makes up his own olympics to answer some moron.

unnatural

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  • source = email = Strong Bad deals with the unnatural disaster of Bubs being 100 feet tall!
  • new_stuff = Strong Badia has an unnatural disaster.
  • podstar_2008 = Find out how Free Country USA copes with the most unnatural of disasters.

the movies

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  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad describes how annoying moviegoers can be.
  • new_stuff = Here's what's wrong with everything.
  • podstar_2008 = Strong Bad rants about why he hates fellow moviegoers.

your funeral

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = Strong Bad details his off the chart/hook/chain funeral plans.
  • new_stuff = Strong Bad tries to go out with a bang.
  • youtube = podstar_2008 = Strong Bad details his off the hook funeral plans.

from work

Article · Official site

  • source = email = Strong Bad has to work with some limitations as checks his personal email from his work computer.
  • new_stuff = Sneakin' sbemails at the office!
  • podstar_2008 = Strong Bad tries to check his email from work.

rough copy

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  • source = email = Strong Bad gets litigious then ridiculous when someone draws some comics about him and The Cheat.
  • new_stuff = Malinko wants to draw Strong Bad comics
  • podstar_2008 = Strong Bad tries to sue some kid for making a comic out of him and The Cheat.

underlings

Article · Official site

  • source = email = Strong Bad helps someone deal with an awkward social situation.
  • new_stuff = SB displays tact & professionalism.
  • podstar_2008 = Strong Bad describes how to deal with awkward social situations.

more armies

Article · Official site

  • source = email = At the Vaguely Military Career Fair, Strong Bad tries to sign people up for the On-Point Kings.
  • new_stuff = The no-armed forces are calling you!
  • podstar_2008 = Strong Bad takes us on a tour of his Vaguely Military Career Fair.

the paper

Article · Official site

  • source = email = Strong Bad pays homage to his dying printer paper.
  • new_stuff = This is the end of the road, Papes!
  • podstar_2008 = Strong Bad looks back at fond memories of The Paper as he bids farewell to his old pal.

mini-golf

Article · Official site

  • source = email = We get a look at the surreal goings-on of the Sweet Cuppin' Cakes mini-golf course.
  • new_stuff = Strong Bad talks golf. Tiny, tiny golf.
  • podstar_2008 = Strong Bad aims for par at the Sweet Puttin' Cakes mini-golf course.

concert

Article · Official site

  • source = email = Strong Sad and Strong Bad somehow end up liking the same band.
  • new_stuff = SB has a new flavorite band?
  • podstar_2008 = Strong Bad discusses how Sloshy became one his favorite and then least favorite bands.

hygiene

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  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad helps John with his hygiene problems by putting him in an embarrassing educational video.
  • new_stuff = 5th Grader John walks right into this one.
  • podstar_2008 = Strong Bad and Embarrassing Educational Films present a movie on hygiene for some 5th grader.

original

Article · Official site

  • source = email = Strong Bad reminisces about all the Bubs's before the current one.
  • new_stuff = Don't we all miss Original Bubs?
  • podstar_2008 = Strong Bad discusses Original Bubs.

bike thief

Article · Official site

  • source = email = Strong Bad helps someone from getting their bike stolen by thinking like a bike thief.
  • new_stuff = How would Strong Bad steal YOUR bike?
  • podstar_2008 = Strong Bad teaches a college kid how to avoid getting their bike stolen.

pizza joint

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  • source = email = Strong Bad's fake pizza joint becomes the talk of the town until its online presence sends sales crashing.
  • new_stuff = Strong Bad lures ladies with pretend pizza!
  • youtube = podstar_2008 = Strong Bad opens a pizza joint to score some chicks.

slumber party

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  • source = email = Get important advice on which slumber parties to attend in this Strong bad email.
  • new_stuff = The rules of slumba partying.
  • youtube = Strong Bad gives some advice on attending a slumber party.
  • podstar_2008 = Strong Bad gives some advice for attending a slumber party.

web comics

Article · Official site

  • source = email = As our masked hero talks about different types of web-comics, we somehow end up on Saturday morning cartoons about video games.
  • new_stuff = SB has web comics all figured out.
  • podstar_2008 = Strong Bad gives suggestions for making a web comic.

business trip

Article · Official site

  • source = email = Homestar and Strong Bad try to seal the deal on an important business trip.
  • new_stuff = HS and SB somehow get sent on a trip.
  • podstar_2008 = Strong Bad shows off how he rolls on a business trip with Homestar.

yes, wrestling

Article · Official site

  • source = email = A look back through all of Strong Bad's wrestling gimmicks and his fued with the Jack 'em Up KId.
  • new_stuff = SB tells all about his wrasslin' career.
  • podstar_2008 = Strong Bad discusses the various costumes and gimmicks from his wrestling days.

diorama

Article · Official site

  • source = email = Strong Bad gives advice on how to make the best middle school diorama.
  • new_stuff = What is it with these Middle School kids?!
  • podstar_2008 = Strong Bad describes some tried and true methods for creating a "Middle School Appropriate" diorama.

nightlife

Article · Official site

  • source = email = A look at the thriving nightlife scene around town.
  • new_stuff = Witness a night at Club Technochocolate.
  • podstar_2008 = Strong Bad describes a night out at Club Technochocolate.

environment

Article · Official site

  • source = email = Strong Sad and Marzipan protest the Lappy's energy consumption.
  • new_stuff = The Lappy gets boycotted by guess who.
  • podstar_2008 = Strong Bad describes his green methods for helping the environment.

winter pool

Article · Official site

  • source = email = Strong Bad and Homestar find themselves trapped when the gang fills the pool with red flavored gelatin. How will they get out?
  • new_stuff = Water-filled pools are for fools.
  • podstar_2008 = Strong Bad shows the fun and dangers of filling a pool with Red Flavored Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance.

fan club

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = podstar_2008 = Strong Bad realizes fan clubs and fan fiction aren't be so bad after all.
  • new_stuff = Does Strong Bad have a fan club?

pet show

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = The Cheat gets entered in the Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show.
  • new_stuff = The Cheat has freaking papers, Dude.
  • podstar_2008 = Strong Bad and The Cheat compete for another Best in Sheen award at the Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show.

licensed

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Learn how to become an officially licensed UNlicensed seller of Strong Bad and The Cheat knock-offs.
  • new_stuff = Become an unlicensed licensee today!
  • podstar_2008 = Find out how to become an officially licensed unlicensed seller of Strong Bad knock-offs.

buried

Article · Official site

  • source = email = The Cheat and Strong Bad bust out the metal detector in search of ancient ruins beneath Strong Badia.
  • new_stuff = What secrets does the Strong Badian dirt hold?
  • podstar_2008 = Strong Bad and The Cheat try to discover what ruins are buried under Strong Badia.

shapeshifter

Article · Official site

  • source = email = One might think ol' Strong Bad would be all about shapeshifting. Not so. He explains the downsides of shapeshiftery.
  • new_stuff = Learn why shape shifting sucks.
  • podstar_2008 = Strong Bad explains why shapeshifting is overrated.

rated

Article · Official site

  • source = email = Strong Bad explains all the gorey details of different kinds of R-rated movies.
  • new_stuff = SB extols the virtues of R-Rated movies.
  • podstar_2008 = Strong Bad breaks down the subtle differences between R-rated, double R-rated, and triple R-rated movies.

specially marked

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad complains about the different types of toys that come in cereal boxes. Hey, maybe give this one a chance! It might be funny!
  • new_stuff = Strong Bad gets cerious about cereal.
  • podstar_2008 = Strong Bad gives specially marked boxes of cereal a piece of his mind.

love poems

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Dr. Marvin Rubdown gives lessons on writing love poems.
  • new_stuff = Strong Bad helps those in need.
  • podstar_2008 = Dr. Marvin Rubdown gives some advice on writing love poems.

hiding

Article · Official site

  • source = email = This one's all about hiding places and hide n seek. If that sounds funny, sure, watch this one.
  • new_stuff = Strong Bad's Hide N' Seek Techniques!
  • podstar_2008 = Strong Bad discusses the fun and usefulness of playing Hide n' Seek.

your edge

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = podstar_2008 = Strong Bad tries to prove he's not losing his edge.
  • new_stuff = Strong Bad is losing his razor sharp edge!

magic trick

Article · Official site

  • source = email = Strong Bad breaks down all the different styles of magician.
  • new_stuff = Strong Bad hasn't made fun of magic yet.
  • podstar_2008 = Strong Bad describes the various kinds of magic.

being mean

Article · Official site

  • source = email = A well-meaning dad asks for Strong Bad's help in teaching his kids to be nice. A solid plan.
  • new_stuff = Nice Dad barks up the wrong tree.
  • podstar_2008 = Strong Bad tries to give Nice Dad advice on not being mean.

email thunder

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = Strong Bad discovers that all this time, Homestar has an email checking show too!
  • new_stuff = Homestar will flip you. He'll flip you for real.
  • youtube = Strong Bad realizes Homestar is trying to steal his email thunder.
  • podstar_2008 = Strong Bad finds out Homestar has his own email show and is trying to steal his email thunder.

hremail 3184

Article · Official site

  • source = email = Homestar's hremail is interrupted by Strong Bad's triumphant return to email-check where he lays out the different types of cool explosions.
  • new_stuff = Homestar plays it straight with Gordon.

imaginary

Article · Official site

  • source = email = Strong Bad tells us all about the imaginary friend Strong Sad had when they were little.
  • new_stuff = Some cruddy kid asks about crappy crud.

independent

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = Strong Bad explains the distinct differences between indie films and independent films.
  • new_stuff = Indie vs. Independent. Which 1 R U?
  • youtube = Strong Bad explains the difference between indie and independent films.

dictionary

Article · Official site

  • source = email = SB explains some of the finer points of his very own made-up dictionary.
  • new_stuff = Strong Bad works on his diction...ary.

videography

Article · Official site

  • source = email = All the tips and tricks for being a special event videographer the Strong Bad way.
  • new_stuff = Dude wants Strong Bad to film his wedding.

sbemail 206

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = youtube = Strong Bad dusts off his old computer to checka some email.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Strong Bad dusts off his computer.

Sbemail 206 (April Fools)

Official site

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too cool

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = Strong Bad dares to view Senor Cardgage's character video.
  • new_stuff = SB digs up Cardgage's bio video.
  • youtube = Strong Bad dares to view Senor Cardgage's character video

the next april fools thing

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = email = A Strong Bad email suddenly appears in the middle of an April Fools toon! SB discusses where he gets his motivation and inspiration. Homestar plugs his upcoming hotel conference room life seminar.
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Why doesn't it do?
  • youtube = An April Fools' Day picnic wherein everyone says "blah." A time honored tradition to be sure. I wonder if that new character will ever show up again.

The Next April Fools Thing

Official site

  • source = toons = Sbemail 208 hides itself inside an April Fools' Day picnic wherein everyone says "blah." I wonder if that new character will ever show up again.

Video Stuff


Disk 4 of 12 - FriendlyWare

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Strong Bad plays old PC games so you never will! In this episode, it's the classic DOS collection FriendlyWare P.C. Introductory Set!
  • youtube = Join Strong Bad as he plays old PC games. This episode he tackles classic DOS collection FriendlyWare PC Introductory set!



    Play it here:
    https://archive.org/details/msdos_FriendlyWare_PC_Introductory_Set_1983

Kick The Cheat Voicebox Replacement Surgery (How-to)

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = After 15 years, Kick the Cheat has finally lost his squeak! Learn how to safely perform at-home surgery to replace the batteries in his larynx!
  • toons_flash = [none]
  • youtube = After 15 years, Kick the Cheat has finally lost his squeak! Learn how to safely perform at-home surgery to replace the batteries in his larynx!

    Supplies:
    -1 x Voiceless Kick The Cheat Plush
    -Yellow Thread
    -Needle
    -Seam Ripper
    -Scissors
    -Tiny Phillips Head Screwdriver
    -3 x LR44 Button Cell Batteries
    -500mL Cheat Drip
    -Knowledge of how to sew a Slip Stitch/Ladder Stitch
    (if you don't know, maybe you could find some type of video website that has lots of tutorials for everything ever on it!)

Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = The huge success of the Peasant's Quest computer game resulted in a low budget, big budget movie trailer!
  • toons_flash = Real Life Adventure!!
  • youtube = Rather Dashing and Trogdor battle in the film adaptation of the text adventure Peasant's Quest.

Strong Sad's Severed Soolnds

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Strong Bad teaches you how to disguise gory illustrations so mom doesn't get mad at you!
  • toons_flash = [none]
  • youtube = Go from severed leg to quaint bistro restrooms in no time! It's marinara, mom!

Sammich

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = The master of the foreshortened pizzang draws a ham sammy. Mmmm...seasoned fortulami.
  • toons_flash = [none]

Cannonmouth

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Tell your friends, it's not gonna be ooh lips! The new classic? You better believe it! It's picture day for Cannonmouth!
  • toons_flash = [none]
  • youtube = The new classic? You better believe it! It's picture day for Cannonmouth!

Posh Toilet Paper

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = Squanch it out! Draw the fanciest toilet papes money can buy.
  • toons_flash = [none]

Muscleman

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Strong Bad draws a really muscly muscleman.
  • toons_flash = [none]
  • youtube = Bulging bundles and number 2 pencils! Strong Bad shares his best ab drawing tips.

End Boss

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = Strong Bad busts out the graph paper to design the best end boss ever!
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Cartoon Characters

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = Learn to draw Character 1 and Character 2 using the most laid back methods ever devised (far-out).
  • toons_flash = [none]

Eagle

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Learn to apply 'nature's wave' in all its glory as Strong Bad draws an eagle's sketchy older brother.
  • toons_flash = [none]
  • youtube = Learn to apply 'nature's wave' in all its glory as Strong Bad draws an eagle's sketchy brother.

Classic Stand-up Arcade Game

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = Strong Bad draws the control panel for a classic arcade cabinet.
  • toons_flash = [none]

Skills of an Artist LIVE!!

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = A lo-fi archive of Strong Bad's live drawing of a cross-sectioned The Cheat!
  • toons_flash = [none]

Tennis Shorts

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = Witness as Strong Bad transforms mom's favorite into posh home decor!
  • toons_flash = [none]

Large Bean (toon)

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = The cursed legume strikes again! Armed with his untucked thrift store shirts no less!
  • toons_flash = [none]

Cornucopia

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = Strong Bad makes drawing an autumnal centerpiece easy and destructive. Featuring receding ploomps.
  • toons_flash = [none]

Clownbread

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = SB hits the looseleaf with no plan this week and ends up drawing a kids' motivational poster featuring a piece of bread with a protruding clown face.
  • toons_flash = [none]

Draccus

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = A special Skills of an Artist earned as a stretch goal of World Builders' annual fundraiser! Strong Bad draws a Draccus from Patrick Rothfuss's Kingkiller Chronicles!
  • toons_flash = [none]
  • youtube = A special Skills of an Artist earned as a stretch goal of World Builders annual fundraiser! Strong Bad draws a Draccus from Patrick Rothfuss's Kingkiller Chronicles!

Guitar

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = Learn the power of the Zshoop 3D as Strong Bad draws a 4x sharp squealy guitar.
  • toons_flash = [none]

Diskette

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = Learn to draw an 80's PC magazine ad with everyone's favorite 90's cartoon man, Strong Bad!
  • toons_flash = [none]

Barf Bag

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = It's starting to seep through! Learn the secrets of the mini-mountain range with Strong Bad!
  • toons_flash = [none]

Really Cool Boat

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = Strong Bad implements scalloped droops as he draws an extremely seaworthy vessel. Chippies!
  • toons_flash = [none]

No-Stalgia

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = sloshy accompanies their anti-nostalgia anthem with the most nostalgic 90's indie video.
  • toons_flash = [none]
  • youtube = sloshy accompanies their anti-nostalgia anthem with the most nostalgic 90's indie video. new album:https://songwhip.com/sloshy/degradest-hits

Teen Girl Squad


Teen Girl Squad

Article · Official site

  • toons_flash = [none]
  • toons_old = Strong Bad's independent comic about three teen girls. Four. I mean 4 teen girls.

Teen Girl Squad Issue 1

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = TGS tries to look SO GOOD!
  • toons_flash = [none]
  • toons_old = What's Her Face has a run in with a T-Rex. Other stuff happens.
  • youtube = Trying to look so good results in fatal Arrowed-ings.
  • podstar_2006 = Four teenage girls shop, socialize, and get offed in amusing ways.

Teen Girl Squad Issue 2

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = Hot tips lead to alien knee-bashings and jimmies.
  • toons_flash = [none]
  • toons_old = So and So meets a boy as Cheerleader looks so good.
  • podstar_2006 = Four teenage girls try their best to look so good.

Teen Girl Squad Issue 3

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Summer fashions: The mall, a thrift store, and...possums.
  • toons_flash = [none]
  • toons_old = Shopping and marsupials. Need anything else?
  • youtube = Hot on the trail of summer fashions, the teen girls head to the mall. Whatsherface has a marsupial encounter.
  • podstar_2006 = Four teenage girls shop for summer fashions and pan-asian cuisine.

Teen Girl Squad Issue 4

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Cheerleader makes her move on Quarterman.
  • toons_flash = [none]
  • youtube = Cheerleader hits it off with Quarterman. So-and-So has a date with Brett Bretterson in a bottomless pit.
  • podstar_2006 = Four teenage girls go back to school and get offed in amusing ways.

Teen Girl Squad Issue 5

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Spring Break for TGS!
  • toons_flash = [none]
  • youtube = Spring Break time!
  • podstar_2006 = Four teenage girls on Spring Type Break dream of reaching foist base.

Teen Girl Squad Issue 6

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Secret Decemberween Gift Exchange!
  • toons_flash = [none]
  • youtube = As per tradition, the girls exchange Decemberween presents in the digestive system of an apex predator.
  • podstar_2006 = Secret Decemberween Gift Exchange!!

Teen Girl Squad Issue 7

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Teeny Tiny Girl Squad!
  • toons_flash = [none]
  • youtube = Preschool versions of them! Shorter and rounder!
  • podstar_2006 = Teeny Tiny Girl Squad!!

Teen Girl Squad Issue 8

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = TGS tries to survive the Battle of the Bands
  • toons_flash = [none]
  • youtube = TGS competes in the battle of the bands.
  • podstar_2006 = Battle of the Bands!

Teen Girl Squad Issue 9

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = "The Other Three" are free from Cheerleader's tyranny.
  • toons_flash = [none]
  • youtube = With Cheerleader gone, the remaining TGSers form the Best Friends Squad. It lasts a few seconds.
  • podstar_2006 = The Tyranny Is Over!

Teen Girl Squad Issue 10

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Ugly One's Sweet Someteenth Birthday bash in full color!
  • toons_flash = [none]
  • youtube = It's the Teen Girl Squad Tenthennial Extravaganza!
  • podstar_2006 = a B'GRL PRTY??!?

Teen Girl Squad Issue 11

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Summer camp and summer jobs with TGS
  • toons_flash = [none]
  • youtube = The Teen Girl Squad go to summer camp.
  • podstar_2006 = The goyles go to summa camp. So and So gets a job. Real live paper!

Teen Girl Squad Issue 12

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Vamlumtime's Day is Serious Times
  • toons_flash = [none]
  • new_stuff = What time is it? It's Valentimes!
  • youtube = The Teen Girl Squad celebrate Valentime's Day.
  • podstar_2006 = It's Vamlumtime's Day. The Wireless Wizard approaches.

Teen Girl Squad Issue 13

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Baby sitting shenanigans
  • toons_flash = [none]
  • new_stuff = Tomkins bout to get babysat!
  • youtube = The Teen Girl Squad try out babysitting.

Teen Girl Squad Issue 14

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Last day of school equals yearbooks, exams, and heh heh heh senior pranks
  • toons_flash = [none]
  • new_stuff = Last day of school for the goyles.
  • youtube = The Teen Girl Squad get ready for the end of the school year.

Teen Girl Squad Issue 15

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = youtube = The Teen Girl Squad go to the Priggidy Prizom.
  • toons_flash = [none]
  • new_stuff = The ladies attend the junior prom.

Four Gregs

See 4 Gregs

Answering Machine


Marzipan's Answering Machine

Article

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  • toons_old = Peer into the secret life of Homestar's girlfriend.

Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Strong Bad leaves his first prank call on Marzipan's answering machine. Other characters call too!
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Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Detective Everybody calls Marzipan with some unfortunate news. The KOT continues to be one-note.
  • toons_flash = [none]

Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Everybody in town realizes all at once that Marzipan is the only girl and suddenly they're all interested.
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Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Strong Bad and the KOT try to prank Marzipan by imitating each other. Strong Sad lies in the dark
  • toons_flash = [none]

Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Homestar turns telemarketer as Bubs and Coach Z call Marzi after a few too many cold ones/ listerines/ soy sauces.
  • toons_flash = [none]

Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Marzipan recieves some grave news from Dr. Professional. Peoples call Marzi for Valentine's Day advice.
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Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = The whole town calls Marzipan with Halloween-related issues / prank calls.
  • toons_flash = [none]

Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Coach Z gets mixed signals from Marzipan while she gets a call from the year 20X6.
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Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Marzipan upgrades to a new answering machine and Homestar misunderstands Pom Pom causing relationship probs.
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Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Strong Bad tries to give Homestar prank call lessons. It goes about like you'd expect.
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Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = The KOT calls with an urgent napkin alert while Bob Statesman campaigns for Elected Office.
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Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Goatface calls Marzipan in addition to all of her friends. She said she'd bake them a cake!
  • toons_flash = [none]

Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Marzi gets calls from 1936 and The Cheat and the KOT cut demos!
  • toons_flash = [none]

Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = The King of April Fool's Day Pranks calls the Queen of April Fool's Day Pranks plus a robocall from Nadine Automatedmenuburger.
  • toons_flash = [none]
  • new_stuff = Folks call the broom lady.

Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = The KOT's secret is OUT and he's ticked off! The Cheat tries his hand at prank callery.
  • toons_flash = [none]
  • new_stuff = Folks call the broom lady.

Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2

Article · Official site

  • source = toons = Strong Sad abuses his privileges as housesitter for Marzipan while she's on vacation.
  • toons_flash = [none]
  • new_stuff = While the broom's away-

Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2

Article · Official site · YouTube

  • source = toons = Strong Bad tries to leave the ultimate prank call only to find that Marzipan's answering machine is full of 7 years worth of message!
  • toons_flash = new_stuff = Your mailbox is full.
  • youtube = Everybody, everybody calls to leave Marzipan a message!

Marzi's Answering Machine 17

Official site

  • source = toons = When Marzipan takes a multi-year break from checking her messages, everybody everybody decides to give her a call.

Main Pages


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  • new_stuff = The puppets finally get their due!

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  • new_stuff = It was just a matter of time. Zesty b/w tangy!

Main Page 27

Article · Official site

  • source = Trogdor and Peasantry-themed main page. First one in o'er a decade!

Character Videos


Character Videos

Article · Official site

  • source = Intro videos for all the main homestarrunner.com characters.

Bubs's Character Video

Article · Official site

  • source = Character bio video for Bubs.

The Cheat's Character Video

Article · Official site

  • source = Character bio video for The Cheat.

Coach Z's Character Video

Article · Official site

  • source = Coach Z's bio video.

Homsar's Character Video

Article · Official site

  • source = Character bio video for Homsar

Homestar Runner's Character Video

Article · Official site

  • source = Character bio video for Homestar Runner!

The King of Town's Character Video

Article · Official site

  • source = Character video for The King of Town

Marzipan's Character Video

Article · Official site

  • source = Character bio video for Marzipan.

The Poopsmith's Character Video

Article · Official site

  • source = Character bio video for The Poopsmith

Pom Pom's Character Video

Article · Official site

  • source = Character bio video for Pom Pom

Strong Bad's Character Video

Article · Official site

  • source = Character bio video for Strong Bad

Strong Mad's Character Video

Article · Official site

  • source = Character bio video for Strong Mad

Strong Sad's Character Video

Article · Official site

  • source = Character bio video for Strong Sad

Games


Scrolling Shooter Games Menu

Article · Official site

  • source = Games!

Handheld Games Menu

Article · Official site

  • source = Old Flash games from the early days of homestarrunner.com
  • scrolling_shooter = So old they are new! Maybe you forgot!

Fortune Cookies

Article · Official site

  • source = Homestar Runner style fortune cookies.
  • original_games = Homestar Runner loves Chinese food. Especially General Tsu's chicken. Get some free advice from his fortune cookies.
  • second_games = Pearls of wisdom from the master himself, General Tso. Or is it General Tsu? Or wait. General Tao? Just order the egg roll.

Homestar Talker

Article · Official site

  • source = Old flash game where you get to make Homestar say a bunch of stuff
  • original_games = Make Homestar say just about anything. Click a word and he'll say it. Fun, right?
  • second_games = Homestar says the darndest things. You want to make him swear don't you? Shame on you. Call your mother.

Bronco Trolleys

Article · Official site

  • source = Create a bunch of Homestar's favorite made-up snack, Bronco Trolleys! Old flash game!
  • original_games = second_games = Help Homestar eat as many Bronco Trolleys as possible. You don't know what a Bronco Trolley is? Go find out!!

Hairstyle Runner

Article · Official site

  • source = Make Homestar have wacky hairstyles!
  • original_games = What you've all been waiting for! Finally, you can give the gift of hair to Homestar Runner! Make it great!!!
  • second_games = What you've all been waiting for! Finally, you can give the gift of hair to Homestar Runner. Make it great!

Astro-Lite 2600

Article · Official site

  • source = Make the lights into a picture!
  • original_games = Remember the Lite Brite? Neither do we. This is something totally new.
  • second_games = Remember the Lite Brite? Neither do we. This is something totally new. And now it's easier to use than... something easy.

Dancin' Bubs

Article · Official site

  • source = Make Bubs do a dance! Old flash game!
  • original_games = second_games = Who is the man? Why it's Bubs of course! Help Bubs put his weight on it on the dancefloor. Solid.

Strong Libs

Article · Official site

  • source = Strong Bad word game!
  • second_games = We forced the 3 Strong Brothers to reunite for this blatant rip-off of the classic word game. Let brotherly love rule.

Audition with Marzipan

Article · Official site

  • source = Od flash game! Try out to be Marzipan's percussionist.

Who Said What Now?

Article · Official site

  • source = Homestar Runner characters say thing like an old kids' toy would do.

Homestar Quiz

Article · Official site

  • source = Test your knowledge of homestarrunner.com as of 2001!

Awexome Cross

Article · Official site

  • source = Zoom through Strong Badia in a tire!
  • scrolling_shooter = Rolling Cheat thunder! Grab n go cash!

Revenge of the King

Article · Official site

  • source = A wonky game where you keep the King of Town distracting by catapulting food down his gullet. Otherwise he cannons the crap out of you for no apparent reason!

Population: Tire

Article · Official site

  • source = Bounce the tire in Strong Badia. Old flash game for sure!
  • scrolling_shooter = Bouncing tire Challenge! Begin at once!

Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up

Article · Official site

  • source = Halloween game featuring Marshie!
  • scrolling_shooter = Switching colored treats! Floating delights!

Secret Collect.

Article · Official site

  • source = The original great game of Secret Collect starring a very recognizable Strong Bad!
  • scrolling_shooter = A flashing maze to create many times!

StrongBadZone

Article · Official site

  • source = Your head asplode! Vector fun with StrongBadZone
  • scrolling_shooter = Avoiding shaped attacks in a Strong Bad Zone!

Thy Dungeonman

Article · Official site

  • source = Text based adventure! The original Thy Dungeonman. Try to get ye flask!
  • scrolling_shooter = Type an adventure! Keyboard to the max!

RhinoFeeder

Article · Official site

  • source = Help Strong Bad feed the rhinos!
  • scrolling_shooter = Mighty zoo animal! Elude a snake!

Pigs on Head

Article · Official site

  • source = [none]
  • scrolling_shooter = Catch those pigs! Ham and watch gallery!

Thy Dungeonman II

Article · Official site

  • source = Classic text-based action adventure game
  • scrolling_shooter = Two times the text! One times the fun!

Peasant's Quest

Article · Official site

  • source = Help Rather Dashing take on Trogdor in the classic graphic text adventure, Peasant's Quest.
  • scrolling_shooter = Robed peasant hero! Text and graphic style!

Hallrunner

Article · Official site

  • source = Run the halls!
  • scrolling_shooter = Spraypaint the walls! Trash the halls!

Duck Guardian One

Article · Official site

  • source = Guard all the ducks in the galaxy!
  • scrolling_shooter = Save a duck! Save the planet!

50K Racewalker

Article · Official site

  • source = [none]
  • scrolling_shooter = Left right left right! Buy sell buy sell unngh!

Stinkoman 20X6

Article · Official site

  • source = Stinkoman 20X6 - a pixel platformer for the VideleCDrix Ultra FunMachine CD!
  • scrolling_shooter = Sidemost scrolling! Stinkoman presents!

Thy Dungeonman 3

Article · Official site

  • source = Orange monochrome graphics! Thy Dungeonman 3!
  • scrolling_shooter = Text and graphics! Orange adventure!

Kid Speedy

Article · Official site

  • source = [none]
  • scrolling_shooter = Avoid the sweets! Get the fleet feets!

Where's an Egg?

Article · Official site

  • source = Classic game of who has the egg!
  • scrolling_shooter = Who is a liar! Find an egg!

Make-O Your Own Stinko

Article · Official site

  • source = Make your own web comic with sprites from Stinkoman
  • scrolling_shooter = Make your own comics! Sprite based humors!

Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque

Article · Official site

  • source = Play as Strong Bad as Dangeresque in this point and click action adventure!
  • scrolling_shooter = Point and click around a room! WASD too!
  • scrolling_shooter_old = Roomisodic gaming is a gamechanger! Videlectrix tells a better tale!

TROGDOR!

Article · Official site

  • scrolling_shooter = One armed dragon might! Thrilling level!

Viidelectrix

Article · Official site

  • scrolling_shooter_old = Old games made for Wii! Wave it all around!

SBCG4AP Tech Demo

Article

  • scrolling_shooter_old = Real type game for PC and Wii! Try out the PC demo!

Misc


Email

Article · Official site

  • source = Contact us!

FAQ

Article · Official site

  • source = A really old, outdated FAQ that looks like a copy of Highlights for Kids!

First Time Here?

Article · Official site

  • source = Homestar attempts to film a welcome message for new viewers. It gets pretty great.

Downloads

Article · Official site

  • source = Ancient download page for homestarrunner.com

Intro 2

Article · Official site

  • source = An old intro to the website that we can't remember if we ever actually made live or not!

King of Town Email

Article · Official site

  • source = The King of Town attempts to check his very own email on a very broken computer!

Luau Main Page

Article · Official site

  • source = The secret easter egg Luau Main Page from the Luau cartoon with great outdated links!

King of Town Main Page

Article · Official site

  • source = The saddest main page of them all! Let the King have some!

Homsar Main Page

Article · Official site

  • source = Somehow Homsar creeped into his owndang menu page!

Museum

Article · Official site

  • source = [none]

Needlepoint

Article · Official site

  • source = An abandoned possible feature of the site what would have offered different pearls of Grandma's Wall Wisdom.

Old Flash Stuff

Article · Official site

  • source = Do you want to see just how little we've progressed and improved over the years? Then get to clickin!

In Search of the Yello Dello Deleted Scenes

Article · Official site

  • source = [none]

In Search of the Yello Dello Deleted Scenes

Article · Official site

  • source = [none]

In Search of the Yello Dello Deleted Scenes

Article · Official site

  • source = [none]

In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary

Article · Official site

  • source = [none]

In Search of the Yello Dello Theatrical Trailer

Article · Official site

  • source = [none]

Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes

Article · Official site

  • source = [none]

That Time of Year

Article · Official site

  • source = [none]

The King of Town DVD Commentary

Article · Official site

  • source = [none]

King of Town Intro

Article · Official site

  • source = [none]

The King of Town DVD Old Version

Article · Official site

  • source = [none]

The King of Town DVD New Version

Article · Official site

  • source = [none]

Seasonal Sweaters

Article · Official site

  • source = The Cheat makes a video for Marzipan's holiday jam.

In Search of the Yello Dello Old Version

Article · Official site

  • source = [none]

In Search of the Yello Dello New Version

Article · Official site

  • source = [none]

Yearbook Character Page

Article · Official site

  • source = An old yearbook-style characters page. Shouldn't Coach Z, Bubs, The Poopsmith, and the KOT be in, like, the Faculty & Staff section?

TV Time Toons Menu

Article · Official site

  • source = [none]

These Peoples Try to Fade Me

Article · YouTube

  • youtube = Powered by The Cheat video for Coach Z's track off 'Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits.' Previously a hidden video track on the CD. Remember those?
  • podstar_2006 = Coach Z drops science, but not much.

Flash's 10th Birthday

Article · Official site

  • source = Strong Bad offers birthday wishes to Flash 5.

Ancient Valentine Cards

Article · Official site

  • source = [none]

Cheat Commandos Playsets

Article · Official site

  • source = Printable papercraft vehicles and playsets for your Cheat Commandos figurines!

Post-Flash Update

Article · Official site

  • source = HomestarRunner.com updates its styles for the first time in many years.

Not the 100th Email!!!

Article · Official site

  • source = Hey! Stop creepin' 'round my back stair! Strong Bad addresses those poking around the naming convention for his sbemails.

Page Load Error

Article · Official site

  • source = Strong Sad is camped out waiting for Aerosmith tickets-- er, I mean the 200th sbemail.

Strong Sad's Valentine Animation

Article · Official site

  • source = Strong Sad commissions The Cheat to make him an animation expressing his feelings about the made-up holiday ovlov.

Old


Crazy Cartoon

Article · Official site

  • toons_flash = I guess the Cheat deserves a trophy.

A Jumping Jack Contest

Article

  • toons_flash = [none]
  • toons_old = Who will last the longest? Maybe you.
  • chinese_food = See how long you last. Comes w/ melonade.
  • telebision = The Brothers Strong are up to their no-goodness again. Homestar has a bladder? What?!?
  • lava_lamp = The Brothers Strong are up to their old no goodness. Homestar has a bladder? What?!?!

Pom Pom, Too

Article · Official site

  • oldest = a sweet little story about the big, round, yellow one. Pom-Pom i think is his name.

Marshmallow's Last Stand

Article

  • telebision = Homestar and Pom-Pom step into the squared circle to face the Brothers Strong. Goodnight Irene!
  • lava_lamp = oldest = What more is there to life than marshmallows and tag-team wrestling?

New Stuff


Sbemailiarized!

Article · Official site

  • new_stuff = Oh man this great new idea though!

Workin' on the Game

Article · Official site

  • new_stuff = Good Graphics are hard to find.

SBCG4AP Advertisement

Article

  • new_stuff = Strong Bad shows off his new videogame.

YouTube


Strong Bad Gameways

Article · YouTube

  • youtube = Strong Bad gives safety tips for his Gameways.

Respectably French!

Article · YouTube

  • youtube = The Brothers Chaps and Homestar Runner want you to watch Respectably French! right now, tomorrow, and don't.

Coach Z pukes in dude's toupee

Article · YouTube

  • youtube = A quality videograph wherein Coach Z, being of pukeable stature, pukemakes most moistly into the perceived hairpiece of another wholly different and completely unrelated dude.

Strong Bad reads "The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden" (Teaser Trailer) - Worldbuilders 2014

Article · YouTube

  • youtube = For more information: http://worldbuilders.org and http://heifer.org
    Strong Bad, your favorite character, and according to him the ONLY character on Homestar Runner, has teased you with a teasing teaser for his upcoming masterpiece, "The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden." The full story was unlocked when Worldbuilders passed $500k, but won't be ready until summer, so enjoy the teaser trailer in the meantime...



    All the Strong Bad: http://homestarrunner.com

Joystick Wagglin' with Videlectrix: Halloween Edition

Article · YouTube

  • youtube = Special Halloween edition of Joystick Waggling'

Greatest American Homestar

Article · YouTube

  • youtube = Puppet Homestar revisits a classic costume and chooses to end in song! He can't believe it himself.

Record Store Day 2018

Article · YouTube


Six-Sadded, Die. - Peasant Burnination

Article · YouTube

  • youtube = Strong Sad walks you through the finer -and Frenchier- points of peasant burnination in Trogdor!! The Board Game.

Stack 'Em to the Heavens!

Article · YouTube

  • youtube = Marshie's made up song from 15 years ago somehow turns into a stacking game included with Strong Bad's made up dragon board game!

    Pre-orders for Trogdor! The Board Game end Oct. 31 at midnight!
    https://trogdor.backerkit.com/hosted_preorders

Quickstart Overview (video)

Article · YouTube

  • youtube = In the first track off the Rulebook EP, Strong Bad lays out the objectives for Trogdor!! the Board Game in broad strokes. Strong Mad and The Cheat team up to direct!

Six-Sadded, Die. - The Void Tower

Article · YouTube

  • youtube = Strong Sad demos how to make the cardboard spacer from the Wingaling version of the Trogdor board game into a crafty Void Tower. Sending peasants to their doom has never been so much fun!

    Get the template here:
    void_tower_template.png

Trogdor's Fiery Rage (video)

Article · YouTube

  • youtube = Brainkrieg's song from the Rulebook EP highlights how even losing at Trogdor the Board Game can still be awesome as Trogdor rage quits.

Six Sadded Die - Trogdor!! The Board Game Unboxing

Article · YouTube

  • youtube = Strong Sad and Mike unbox the Deluxe version of Trogdor!! The Board Game!

Trogdor!! The Board Game Playthrough

Article · YouTube

  • youtube = Strong Bad, Strong Sad, Homestar and Mike sit down for a full playthrough of Trogdor!! The Board Game.

Mario Paint Thursdays Compilation

Article · YouTube

  • youtube = For a while there, short animations made with Mario Paint for SNES were posted every Thursday to the social mediums (until the SNES mouse broke and the replacements ordered from ebay were in even worse shape). Here they are all at once!

Social Media Crap Compilation 1

Article · YouTube

  • youtube = A buncha stuff previously posted on the social mediums that you mighta missed. Fluffy Puff Medicated Patch! Craze-O Facemake! Puppet noses! Teen Trog Squad and more! All in no particular order so you stay confused!

Social Media Crap Compilation 2

Article · YouTube

  • youtube = More stuff previously posted on the social mediums that you mighta missed. The Makeromancer! Limozeen on Gameboy! A prototype Fluffy Puff Mayo match-3 game and more! All in no particular order so you come correct!

Social Media Crap Compilation 3

Article · YouTube

  • youtube = Still more stuff previously posted on the social mediums that you mighta missed. Homestar twending! One-legged dog years! An unreleased Strong Badman comic and more! All in no particular order so you can rest medicine!

WarioWare D.I.Y. Compilation

Article · YouTube

  • youtube = Almost 10 years too late, Mike and Matt decided to make mini games with WarioWare D.I.Y. Here are the rotting fruits of their efforts!

Kooky Moonlight

Article · YouTube


Stinkoman Level 10 Launch Trailer

Article · YouTube


Strong Bad Sings on Vinyl!

Article · YouTube

  • youtube = After 17 years, Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits is finally available on vinyl! The triumphant return of the fat bluebird! Made in collaboration with Fangamer!
    Available here:
    https://fanga.me/r/strongbadsings
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