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The '''Grape-Nuts [[Robot]]''' is a [[Strong Bad]] robot that [[Bubs]] built out of a [[Wikipedia:Grape-Nuts|Grape-Nuts]] [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]] box, a [[Wikipedia:Slinky|Slinky]], some [[Wikipedia:Light-emitting diode|LEDs]], and parts of a [[Wikipedia:Speak & Spell (toy)|Speak & Spell]]. It was introduced as part of a flashback to an [[Nonexistent Strong Bad Emails|email not on the site]]. Apparently, it is made by the company ''Food'' (the real-life cereal is made by [[Wikipedia:Post Cereals|Post]]) and is "''[[Not X|NOT]] NEW!''". It speaks in a robotic monotone and doesn't seem to work very well. Despite this, Strong Bad loves it, because he [[Strong Bad's Technology|thinks it "sounds just like [him]"]]. He tries to make it prank call [[Marzipan]], but it fails to do so.
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The '''Grape-Nuts Robot''' is a [[Strong Bad]] robot that [[Bubs]] built out of a [[Wikipedia:Grape-Nuts|Grape-Nuts]] [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]] box, a [[Wikipedia:Slinky|Slinky]], some [[Wikipedia:LED|LEDs]], and parts of a [[Wikipedia:Speak & Spell (game)|Speak & Spell]]. Apparently, it is made by the company ''Food'' and is "''NOT NEW!''" It speaks in a robotic monotone and doesn't work very well. Despite this, Strong Bad loves it, just because he thinks it "sounds just like him". He tries to make it prank call [[Marzipan]], but it fails to do so.  
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==Known Words==
==Known Words==
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*"Come back Ali. Come back Ali's sister."
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*"Now spell: 'Come back, [[Ali and Ali's Sister|Ali]]. Come back, Ali's sister.'"
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*"Now spell: '[[Crap|Carp]] [[X for brains|for brains]]'."
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*"Things were just about to start getting [[crazy-go-nuts]]."
*"Now spell: '[[Double Deuce|Douuuuuuuuble Deuce]].'"
*"Now spell: '[[Double Deuce|Douuuuuuuuble Deuce]].'"
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*"Now spell: 'Carp for brains'."
 
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*"Things were just about to start getting crazy-go-nuts."
 
*"Hello, Marz-pan."
*"Hello, Marz-pan."
*"Kiss the butt."
*"Kiss the butt."
*"Kiss a butt."
*"Kiss a butt."
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*"You're adopted."
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==Nutritional Information==
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<blockquote style="border:2px solid black;background:#ffffff;width:200px;text-align:center">
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<p style="color:blue">This is a very healthy<br />
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choice for your breakfast<br />
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needs. Try it once or<br />
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more, for best results.</p>
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<p>Ingredients: cereal, milk,<br />
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cold cereal, 2% milk,<br />
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more ceral<!--[sic]-->, more milk,<br />
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grape nuts, nuggets,<br />
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nuggets, nuggets,<br />
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assorted premium<br />
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ingrediants<!--[sic]-->,</p>
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</blockquote>
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<blockquote style="border:2px solid black;background:#ffffff;color:blue;width:200px">
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{| style="width: 100%"
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| style="width: 67%" | iron || style="width: 33% | 0g
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|-
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| calcium || 0g
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|-
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| iron || 0g
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|-
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| calcium || 0g
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|-
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| fiber || 0g
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|-
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| oats || 0g
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|-
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| wheats || 0g
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|-
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| Vit. C || 0g
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|-
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| zinc || 0g
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|}
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</blockquote>
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==Appearances==
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== Appearances ==
 
*'''Debut:''' Email [[personal favorites]]
*'''Debut:''' Email [[personal favorites]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]]
*Email [[rock opera]] (Repeating the word "crazy" from personal favorites.)
*Email [[rock opera]] (Repeating the word "crazy" from personal favorites.)
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*Email [[hiding]] (Easter Egg)
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[[Category: Electronics]]
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[[Category:Electronics]]
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[[Category:Robots]]

Revision as of 19:52, 27 September 2019

"Now spell 'Douuuuuuuuble Deuce.'"

The Grape-Nuts Robot is a Strong Bad robot that Bubs built out of a Grape-Nuts cereal box, a Slinky, some LEDs, and parts of a Speak & Spell. It was introduced as part of a flashback to an email not on the site. Apparently, it is made by the company Food (the real-life cereal is made by Post) and is "NOT NEW!". It speaks in a robotic monotone and doesn't seem to work very well. Despite this, Strong Bad loves it, because he thinks it "sounds just like [him]". He tries to make it prank call Marzipan, but it fails to do so.

Known Words

  • "Now spell: 'Come back, Ali. Come back, Ali's sister.'"
  • "Now spell: 'Carp for brains'."
  • "Things were just about to start getting crazy-go-nuts."
  • "Now spell: 'Douuuuuuuuble Deuce.'"
  • "Hello, Marz-pan."
  • "Kiss the butt."
  • "Kiss a butt."
  • "You're adopted."

Nutritional Information

This is a very healthy
choice for your breakfast
needs. Try it once or
more, for best results.

Ingredients: cereal, milk,
cold cereal, 2% milk,
more ceral, more milk,
grape nuts, nuggets,
nuggets, nuggets,
assorted premium
ingrediants,

iron 0g
calcium 0g
iron 0g
calcium 0g
fiber 0g
oats 0g
wheats 0g
Vit. C 0g
zinc 0g

Appearances

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