Fluffy Puff Marshmallows

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Fluffy Puff Marshmallows is a brand of marshmallows that Homestar Runner likes and once did a commercial for. Their mascot is now Marshie, whom Homestar hates and refers to as "that freakin' marshmallow". The name "Fluffy Puff" may be based on the cotton candy brand Fluffy Stuff. The motto is "Made from the best stuff", which may be referring to Snapple's motto "Made from the best stuff on Earth!"

The Fluffy Puff product line, produced by Galoob, also includes Fluffy Puff Mayonnaise, Halloween-themed Malloweens, and Fluffy Puff Bite-Size Nibblers.

The Old-Timey version of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows is Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights, and the spokesperson, the Old-Timey version of Marshie, is Mr. Shmallow.

Coincidentally, Fluffy Puffs Marshmallows are a real brand, as seen in the bottom right picture.

Different ways of serving Fluffy Puff Marshmallows

There are several different ways and several different meals where Fluffy Puff Marshmallows can be eaten, at least according to Marshie.


Part of this complete breakfast!

Fluffy Puff-style breakfast consists of a large amount of marshmallows served with maple syrup (or some similar looking substance), butter, and a glass of orange juice about two-thirds full.


The one in-between Breakfast and Munch

Fluffy Puff-style Lunch is served with at least three tomato slices and one salt and one pepper shaker marked "7" and "3", respectively.


CAUTION: High Voltage.

"Munch" is a meal that comes between Lunch and Pinner that is most likely what Marshie calls a snack or snacktime. It consists of eating Fluffy Puff Marshmallows, most of which have nails through them, and three large batteries. Actually eating this would probably kill or severely injure you.


Pinner: Better than Dinner?

"Pinner" (apparently the Fluffy Puff equivalent of dinner) is a mound of marshmallows with a hat, a cigar, and an eyepatch. The dish later appears as an Easter egg in the form of the third hallucination Homestar Runner has of Strong Bad on the The Island during the Strong Bad Email island.


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