Fluffy Puff Commercial
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Homestar Runner plugs Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. Of course, he screws it up, just like the First Time Here? video.
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Cherry Greg, The Announcer
Page Title: Fluffy Puff Marshmallows
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Transcript
{A director's board covers the screen.}
CHERRY GREG: Fluffy Puff Marshmallows, take one. {The board is pulled away to reveal Homestar holding a bag of Fluffy Puffs upside-down.} And action.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Before I drink a tall glass of melonade, I like to eat about 147 Fluffy Puff marshmallows.
CHERRY GREG: Cut. The bag's upside down.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, sorry. {turns the bag around} About 147 Fluffy Puff...
CHERRY GREG: We're not rolling.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, right.
{A beep is heard and we switch to the next scene}
CHERRY GREG: Take two.
{the camera focuses}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Before I drink a tall glass of melonade, I like to eat about 147 Flushy Push marfmallows. [!-- Note: even accounting for "Homestar Talk," Homestar really is saying the wrong word (marfmallows) here. --] Seriously folks, they-
CHERRY GREG: Cut. You said Flushy Push.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I know! Can you believe it?
CHERRY GREG: Yeah, they're called Fluffy Puff.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I know! Can you believe it?
{beep to next scene}
CHERRY GREG: Take three. And action.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Before I drink a tall glass of melonade, I like to eat about 147 Fluffy Puff marshmallows. Seriously folks, they're the... the... um, the... {drops the bag} the best.
{beep to next scene}
CHERRY GREG: Take six. Action.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Before I drink something, often times I eat something too.
{beep to next scene}
CHERRY GREG: Thirteen. Action.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {is eating the marshmallows} What did you say?
CHERRY GREG: Action.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, okay.
{beep to next scene. It is now slightly dark out.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: ...147 Fluffy Puff marshmallows. {two drops of bird poop fall on his head} Seriously folks, they're the best. Alright, we finally got it! That's a wrap, huh? You guys?
{beep to next scene. It is now darker out.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {is reading his lines, mumbles along} Okay, I got it.
CHERRY GREG: Okay, we're going to get it this time. And action.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {stands there for a while. Crickets chirp. The boom comes down and hits Homestar in the head.} Oh. Before I drink 147 glasses of melonade, I eat 147 Fluffity Puffity marshalades.
{beep to next scene. It is now sunset.}
CHERRY GREG: Action.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {tired} Before I eat a tall slice of marmalade I like to drink lots and lots of marshmallows. I mean Fluffy Puffys.
{beep to next scene. It is now night.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I like marshmallows!
{cut to an orange screen, where a bag of Fluffy Puffs appears}
THE ANNOUNCER: You heard it, folks! Homestar likes marshmallows!
JINGLE SINGERS: They're fluffity. They're puffity. One two three four five!
Easter Eggs
- If you press L the screen becomes Abraham Lincoln's profile silhouette from Everybody to the Limit.
Fun Facts
- This is the first short featuring the The Brothers Chaps' current animation style.
- The Marshie shown on the bag of marshmallows in the preview on the Toons menu is different from the Marshie shown in the actual toon. Compare: toon and preview.
- Missy apparently sang in the ending jingle, because you can clearly make out Marzipan's voice.
