Fluffy Puff Commercial
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Homestar Runner plugs Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. Of course, he screws it up, just like the First Time Here? video.
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Clapper Loader, Cherry Greg, The Announcer
Places: The Field
Date: 2001
Running Time: 2:24
Page Title: Fluffy Puff Marshmallows
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Transcript
{A director's board covers the screen.}
CLAPPER LOADER: Fluffy Puff Marshmallows, take one. {The board is pulled away to reveal Homestar holding a bag of Fluffy Puffs upside-down.}
CHERRY GREG: And action.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Before I drink a tall glass of melonade, I like to eat about 147 Fluffy Puff Marshmallows.
CHERRY GREG: Cut. The bag's upside down.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, sorry. {turns the bag around} About 147 Fluffy Puff M...
CHERRY GREG: No-we're not rolling.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, right.
{A beep is heard and we switch to the next scene}
CLAPPER LOADER: Take two.
{the camera focuses}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Before I drink a tall glass of melonade, I like to eat about 147 Flushy Push Marfmallows. Seriously folks, they're—
CHERRY GREG: Cut. You said Flushy Push.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I know! Can you believe it?
CHERRY GREG: Yeah, they're called Fluffy Puff.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I know! Can you believe it?
{beep to next scene}
CLAPPER LOADER: Take three.
CHERRY GREG: And action.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Before I drink a tall glass of melonade, I like to eat about 147 Fluffy Puff marshmallows. Seriously folks, they're the... {losing enthusiasm} uh, the... um... the... {drops the bag} uh, best.
{beep to next scene}
CLAPPER LOADER: Take six.
CHERRY GREG: Action.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Before I drink something, oftentimes I eat something too.
{beep to next scene}
CLAPPER LOADER: Thirteen.
CHERRY GREG: Action.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {is eating the marshmallows} What did he say?
CHERRY GREG: Action.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, okay.
{beep to next scene. It is now slightly dark out.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: ...147 Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. {A bird squawks offscreen; two drops of bird poop fall on Homestar's head} Seriously folks, they're the best. All riiiiiight! We finally got it! That's a wrap, huh? You guys?
{beep to next scene. It is now darker out.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {is reading his lines, mumbles along} Okay, I got it.
CHERRY GREG: Okay. We're gonna get it this time. And action.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Stands there for a while. Crickets chirp. The boom comes down and hits Homestar in the head.} Oh. Before I drink 147 glasses of melonade, I eat 147 Fluffity Puffity Marshalades.
{beep to next scene. It is now sunset.}
CHERRY GREG: Action.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {tired and annoyed, monotone} Before I eat a tall slice of marmalade I like to drink lots and lots of marshmallows. I mean Fluffy Puffys.
{beep to next scene. It is now night.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I like marshmallows!
{cut to an orange screen, where a bag of Fluffy Puffs appears}
THE ANNOUNCER: You heard it, folks! Homestar likes marshmallows!
JINGLE SINGERS: They're fluffity. They're puffity. One, two, three, four, five!
Easter Eggs
- If you press L the screen becomes Abraham Lincoln's profile silhouette from Everybody to the Limit.
- This will only work for a lowercase "l". Having Caps Lock on, or holding down Shift, Ctrl or Alt will cancel the effect.
Fun Facts
Trivia
- This is the first short featuring the early current version of Homestar.
- Missy apparently sang in the ending jingle, because you can clearly make out Marzipan's voice.
Remarks
- The Marshie shown on the bag of marshmallows in the preview on the Toons Menu is different from the Marshie shown in the actual toon. The toon version features a normal Marshie, yet the preview shows a completely different Marshie, winking.
- The bird execretes on Homestar twice in row, meaning that somehow it is not actually moving in any direction and is remaining stationary in one spot.
Glitches
- Whenever Homestar talks, his hat moves a little at the edge.
