Fan Costumes '09
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| + | ''{The screen comes down and the first image appears. It shows a man dressed as Homestar, a woman dressed as Marzipan, holding a cardboard Carol, and a small child on "Homestar's" lap dressed as Strong Bad.}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Aw, look. It's Homestar, Marzipan, and their adorable baby— ''WAIT A MINUTE!!'' Homestar plus Marzipan does not equal Strong Bad! It equals... | ||
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| + | ''{The next image appears. It's a man with a yellow bowler derby in a large blocky "Homsar" shirt.}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ...this guy! | ||
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| + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, settle down there, son. | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Ahh! Don't call me that! | ||
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| + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hup! Sounds like somebody needs a juice box. | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up, da—I mean, Homest—I mean, get outta here! | ||
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| + | ''{The next image appears. It shows a man with a hat shaped like a "Del" key, holding a card in front of him.}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, a guy dressed up as a card-carrying Deletehead! Deleted! | ||
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| + | ''{The next image appears. It shows two people with ponchos draped over them. The ponchos have images of Strong Bad and The Cheat on them.}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Bags. Couple of big bags. So wait, are you dressed up as a potato with me painted on it? 'Cuz it's a pretty good potato-with-me-painted-on-it costume if that's what you were shootin' for. | ||
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| + | ''{The next image appears. It shows a person in all black holding a shovel.}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' No way! A Sticklyman costume! ''{An image of Sticklyman appears.}'' Uh, I mean... | ||
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| + | '''STINKOMAN:''' No way! A Sticklyman costume! | ||
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| + | ''{The Sticklyman image and the picture disappear as music starts. An image of a man dressed as Stinkoman appears.}'' | ||
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| + | '''STINKOMAN:''' Are you asking for an obscure costume ''{Rays appear from the costume}'' CHALLEEEEEEENGE?! | ||
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| + | ''{The music stops and the rays disappear. The next image appears. It shows a baby dressed as the S is for Sucks Dragon.}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Awww, a newly-hatched S is for Sucks Dragonling. The "S" is for "solid parenting"! | ||
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| + | ''{The next image appears. It's a man in a disheveled room dressed as the Poopertrooper.}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, nice Poopertrooper in riot gear costume! Got the Poopstick and everything there. It almost makes ''me'' wanna support the Municipality. ''{whispering}'' Hey, pssst, guy who sent me this: clean up your living room. I have admittedly low standards, and I wouldn't set foot in there. | ||
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| + | ''{The next image appears. It shows a person in a Trogdor costume, with blocky-looking head. One arm is tucked inside the costume; the other is holding a lunch box marked "Cold Ones". Music from [[dragon]] plays.}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' To begin, make an "S", for "shoebox". Next, make a more different shoebox. And then drive off in your... | ||
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| + | ''{The next image appears. It shows a car. The trunk is open, and designed to look like a giant mouth with sharp teeth. There are wings on the top, and a beefy arm coming out of one window. Some papers on the car's fender read "BURNINATOR", followed by an image of Trogdor.}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' TROGCAAAAAAAAAAR!!! | ||
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| + | ''{The next image appears. It shows a man in a blue shirt and black pants. A piece of manila paper with eyes drawn on it partially covers his face.}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' I've never seen a piece of manila paper put to such effective use! ''{An image of the Umpire appears.}'' And you're really selling it with that right arm ''{the right arm of both the costumed man and the Umpire blink}'', and that bow-legged stance. ''{the legs of both blink}'' If you were just three feet wider ''{the image stretches horizontally}'' and... not dressed up as a terrible character, this would be a perfect costume! | ||
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Revision as of 06:22, 9 November 2009
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Again, Strong Bad riffs on his fans' terrible costumes.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner,
Costumes depicted (in order of first appearance): Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Marzipan, Homsar
Places: Basement of the Brothers Strong
Date: Monday, November 09, 2009
Running Time: 4:48
Page Title: Obscure costumes, ahoy!
Transcript
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{The screen comes down and the first image appears. It shows a man dressed as Homestar, a woman dressed as Marzipan, holding a cardboard Carol, and a small child on "Homestar's" lap dressed as Strong Bad.}
STRONG BAD: Aw, look. It's Homestar, Marzipan, and their adorable baby— WAIT A MINUTE!! Homestar plus Marzipan does not equal Strong Bad! It equals...
{The next image appears. It's a man with a yellow bowler derby in a large blocky "Homsar" shirt.}
STRONG BAD: ...this guy!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: All right, settle down there, son.
STRONG BAD: Ahh! Don't call me that!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hup! Sounds like somebody needs a juice box.
STRONG BAD: Shut up, da—I mean, Homest—I mean, get outta here!
{The next image appears. It shows a man with a hat shaped like a "Del" key, holding a card in front of him.}
STRONG BAD: Oh, a guy dressed up as a card-carrying Deletehead! Deleted!
{The next image appears. It shows two people with ponchos draped over them. The ponchos have images of Strong Bad and The Cheat on them.}
STRONG BAD: Bags. Couple of big bags. So wait, are you dressed up as a potato with me painted on it? 'Cuz it's a pretty good potato-with-me-painted-on-it costume if that's what you were shootin' for.
{The next image appears. It shows a person in all black holding a shovel.}
STRONG BAD: No way! A Sticklyman costume! {An image of Sticklyman appears.} Uh, I mean...
STINKOMAN: No way! A Sticklyman costume!
{The Sticklyman image and the picture disappear as music starts. An image of a man dressed as Stinkoman appears.}
STINKOMAN: Are you asking for an obscure costume {Rays appear from the costume} CHALLEEEEEEENGE?!
{The music stops and the rays disappear. The next image appears. It shows a baby dressed as the S is for Sucks Dragon.}
STRONG BAD: Awww, a newly-hatched S is for Sucks Dragonling. The "S" is for "solid parenting"!
{The next image appears. It's a man in a disheveled room dressed as the Poopertrooper.}
STRONG BAD: Hey, nice Poopertrooper in riot gear costume! Got the Poopstick and everything there. It almost makes me wanna support the Municipality. {whispering} Hey, pssst, guy who sent me this: clean up your living room. I have admittedly low standards, and I wouldn't set foot in there.
{The next image appears. It shows a person in a Trogdor costume, with blocky-looking head. One arm is tucked inside the costume; the other is holding a lunch box marked "Cold Ones". Music from dragon plays.}
STRONG BAD: To begin, make an "S", for "shoebox". Next, make a more different shoebox. And then drive off in your...
{The next image appears. It shows a car. The trunk is open, and designed to look like a giant mouth with sharp teeth. There are wings on the top, and a beefy arm coming out of one window. Some papers on the car's fender read "BURNINATOR", followed by an image of Trogdor.}
STRONG BAD: TROGCAAAAAAAAAAR!!!
{The next image appears. It shows a man in a blue shirt and black pants. A piece of manila paper with eyes drawn on it partially covers his face.}
STRONG BAD: I've never seen a piece of manila paper put to such effective use! {An image of the Umpire appears.} And you're really selling it with that right arm {the right arm of both the costumed man and the Umpire blink}, and that bow-legged stance. {the legs of both blink} If you were just three feet wider {the image stretches horizontally} and... not dressed up as a terrible character, this would be a perfect costume!
