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The Homestar Runner characters are exaggerated.
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Mike Chapman}}, {{Film|Matt Chapman}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}
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'''Places:''' [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[The Field]], [[Arena]]
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'''Running Time:''' 2:27
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{{dvd|exclusive=TRUE|Everything Else, Volume 1}}
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==Transcript==
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''{Mike and Matt Chapman are sitting in a room with a wooden wall, below a picture of Homestar.}''
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'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' Hi, welcome back. Here we are in the bonus section of the DVD. This segment is called "Exaggerations". This—
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'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' This is a little something we were going to put on the website some years ago. We made a few of them. We decided maybe they weren't ready for mass consumption.
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'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' Not quite.
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'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' So we'd, um, shove them onto a DVD somewhere down the line, maybe.
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'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' So what we're gonna show you here is the original line, and then some exaggerated crazy versions that you guys are— you guys are— you're gonna love.
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''{The screen displays "the original", and then cuts to Homestar Runner and Pom Pom in Marshmallow's Last Stand, as in [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]].}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' These are some great marshmallows, eh Pom Pom?
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''{The screen displays "exagerration 1". When it cuts back, Homestar and Pom Pom are drawn as bad caricatures. Instead of marshmallows, they have coffee cups sitting on a table actually made out of the word "TABLE", and a picture in the background displays the words "a joke". The only other object in the room is a large gray rectangle behind Homestar.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{falsetto, sounding nothing like Homestar}'' Dese are some great marshmallows, eh Pom Pom?
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''{The screen displays "exaggeration 2". It cuts back to the very same scene as before.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{in an only slightly-exaggerated version of his regular voice}'' These are some— ''{moves upwards, revealing that he has no legs}'' These are some— ''{moves downwards and closer to Pom Pom}'' These are some— ''{moves up even higher than before, still close to Pom Pom}'' These are some... ''{moves into Pom Pom's lap}'' Glade PlugIns, Tom Tom.
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''{The screen displays "exaggeration 3". This shows the same scene, but with a closeup on Homestar. The coffee cups are now on the characters' heads.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{whistling noises that somewhat follow the "tune" of the original line}''
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''{The screen displays "the original". This time, the scene includes Strong Bad jumping jacks from [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]. The Cheat appears immediately.}''
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, The Cheat! Is everything ready?
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''{Exaggeration 1. Strong Bad is drawn in a potbellied, mustachioed caricature. The Cheat, who now appears as little more than a rectangle with eyes, a nose, and three very curly locks of hair, drops in from the top of the screen. The background now has two clouds and is much less detailed.}''
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{sounding nothing like usual}'' Meepmeep meep! Meep, meep, meepmeep meep!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in an exaggerated oozy voice}'' Oh, oh, oh, oh, ''OOOOOOOOH!'' A-The ''Cheeeeeat''. Iss eve-ray-thing ''{starts floating toward the top of the screen on each syllable}'' a-da-dee-da-deedly da!
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''{Exaggeration 2. This time, The Cheat arrives from the left side of the screen; everything else is identical in appearance.}''
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{strange noises that vaguely resemble a turkey}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{yawn}'' Oh... The Cheat... Caught me at a bit of a bad time here, uh... Is everything, um... mm-hmm?
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''{The original: Homestar (star-less) is in the Arena near the end of Marshmallow's Last Stand.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now how about my star back, Strong Bad?
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''{Exaggeration 1: Homestar is drawn on the right-hand side of the screen in black-and-white, with his hat and a star clearly visible on his shirt. He is short and fat in this scene. The background is entirely gray, with darker gray indicating the crowds.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{in a whiny version of his regular voice}'' Now! How about my ''{jumps up}'' star back?! ''{drops back down, but his head shifts to the left as though it's a typewriter}'' Strong Bad! ''{His head returns to normal.}''
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''{Exaggeration 2. This one is a closeup on Homestar.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{in a deep slurred voice}'' Now-ooo how-ooo bow-ooo my-ooo sta-ooo ba-ooo, Sto-ooo Ba-ooo?
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''{Exaggeration 3. For this one, Homestar is standing more toward the middle of the screen, leaning back.}''
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[[Image:DVD Exaggerations TBC.JPG|thumb|220px|left|"Oh, wow. Those were crazy!"]]
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{in a voice almost identical to Eh! Steve's}'' Now how about it... ''{his neck opens to say the next part}'' how 'bout it, Steve?
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''{Cut back to Matt and Mike.}''
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'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' Oh, wow. Those were crazy!
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'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' Man, I— I wasn't ready for those, Mike, and I ''made'' 'em!
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'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' Those were crazy!
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{{clear}}
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==Fun Facts==
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===Real-World References===
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* [[Wikipedia:Glade (brand)|Glade]] is a brand of the [[Wikipedia:SC Johnson Company|SC Johnson Company]] that produces various forms of air fresheners, including their "PlugIns" line, so named because they are plugged into electric outlets.
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==Related Links==
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*[[Everything Else, Volume 1]]
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[[Category:Everything Else DVD]]

Revision as of 23:01, 8 May 2007

File:DVD Exaggerations JJC.JPG
"OOOOOH! A-The Cheeeat."

The Homestar Runner characters are exaggerated.

Cast (in order of appearance): Mike Chapman, Matt Chapman, Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, Strong Bad, The Cheat

Places: Marshmallow's Last Stand, The Field, Arena

Running Time: 2:27

DVD Exclusive: Everything Else, Volume 1

Contents

Transcript

{Mike and Matt Chapman are sitting in a room with a wooden wall, below a picture of Homestar.}

MIKE CHAPMAN: Hi, welcome back. Here we are in the bonus section of the DVD. This segment is called "Exaggerations". This—

MATT CHAPMAN: This is a little something we were going to put on the website some years ago. We made a few of them. We decided maybe they weren't ready for mass consumption.

MIKE CHAPMAN: Not quite.

MATT CHAPMAN: So we'd, um, shove them onto a DVD somewhere down the line, maybe.

MIKE CHAPMAN: So what we're gonna show you here is the original line, and then some exaggerated crazy versions that you guys are— you guys are— you're gonna love.

{The screen displays "the original", and then cuts to Homestar Runner and Pom Pom in Marshmallow's Last Stand, as in Marshmallow's Last Stand.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: These are some great marshmallows, eh Pom Pom?

{The screen displays "exagerration 1". When it cuts back, Homestar and Pom Pom are drawn as bad caricatures. Instead of marshmallows, they have coffee cups sitting on a table actually made out of the word "TABLE", and a picture in the background displays the words "a joke". The only other object in the room is a large gray rectangle behind Homestar.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {falsetto, sounding nothing like Homestar} Dese are some great marshmallows, eh Pom Pom?

{The screen displays "exaggeration 2". It cuts back to the very same scene as before.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {in an only slightly-exaggerated version of his regular voice} These are some— {moves upwards, revealing that he has no legs} These are some— {moves downwards and closer to Pom Pom} These are some— {moves up even higher than before, still close to Pom Pom} These are some... {moves into Pom Pom's lap} Glade PlugIns, Tom Tom.

{The screen displays "exaggeration 3". This shows the same scene, but with a closeup on Homestar. The coffee cups are now on the characters' heads.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {whistling noises that somewhat follow the "tune" of the original line}

{The screen displays "the original". This time, the scene includes Strong Bad jumping jacks from A Jumping Jack Contest. The Cheat appears immediately.}

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: Ah, The Cheat! Is everything ready?

{Exaggeration 1. Strong Bad is drawn in a potbellied, mustachioed caricature. The Cheat, who now appears as little more than a rectangle with eyes, a nose, and three very curly locks of hair, drops in from the top of the screen. The background now has two clouds and is much less detailed.}

THE CHEAT: {sounding nothing like usual} Meepmeep meep! Meep, meep, meepmeep meep!

STRONG BAD: {in an exaggerated oozy voice} Oh, oh, oh, oh, OOOOOOOOH! A-The Cheeeeeat. Iss eve-ray-thing {starts floating toward the top of the screen on each syllable} a-da-dee-da-deedly da!

{Exaggeration 2. This time, The Cheat arrives from the left side of the screen; everything else is identical in appearance.}

THE CHEAT: {strange noises that vaguely resemble a turkey}

STRONG BAD: {yawn} Oh... The Cheat... Caught me at a bit of a bad time here, uh... Is everything, um... mm-hmm?

{The original: Homestar (star-less) is in the Arena near the end of Marshmallow's Last Stand.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Now how about my star back, Strong Bad?

{Exaggeration 1: Homestar is drawn on the right-hand side of the screen in black-and-white, with his hat and a star clearly visible on his shirt. He is short and fat in this scene. The background is entirely gray, with darker gray indicating the crowds.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {in a whiny version of his regular voice} Now! How about my {jumps up} star back?! {drops back down, but his head shifts to the left as though it's a typewriter} Strong Bad! {His head returns to normal.}

{Exaggeration 2. This one is a closeup on Homestar.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {in a deep slurred voice} Now-ooo how-ooo bow-ooo my-ooo sta-ooo ba-ooo, Sto-ooo Ba-ooo?

{Exaggeration 3. For this one, Homestar is standing more toward the middle of the screen, leaning back.}

"Oh, wow. Those were crazy!"

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {in a voice almost identical to Eh! Steve's} Now how about it... {his neck opens to say the next part} how 'bout it, Steve?

{Cut back to Matt and Mike.}

MIKE CHAPMAN: Oh, wow. Those were crazy!

MATT CHAPMAN: Man, I— I wasn't ready for those, Mike, and I made 'em!

MIKE CHAPMAN: Those were crazy!

Fun Facts

Real-World References

  • Glade is a brand of the SC Johnson Company that produces various forms of air fresheners, including their "PlugIns" line, so named because they are plugged into electric outlets.

Related Links

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