Everything Else, Volume 1

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Everything Else, Volume 1 is a DVD collection of all the short toons before Homestar vs. Other Little Girl, the first 10 Teen Girl Squad issues, and Answering Machine versions through 12.2.

Contents

FBI Warning

The FBI warning on Volume 1 of Everything Else.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad

Transcript

{The standard FBI warning text appears on a background with constantly shifting colors.}

TEXT: Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution or exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures, video tapes or video discs. Criminal copyright infringement is investigated by the FBI and may constitute a felony with a maximum penalty of up to five years in prison and/or a $250,000 fine.

{Strong Bad trudges in and clears his throat.}

STRONG BAD: Strong Bad... B.I. warning. There are no Strong Bad Emails on this DVD. So you might as well turn it off right now.

{The picture disappears as if turned off with a fadeout sound effect.}

Intro

{Scenes from each of the appropriate cartoons are shown at an increasingly rapid pace, and they shrink as they appear.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Homestarrunner.net... It's dot com!

MARSHIE: 'Sup fools!

BUBS: Check it out check it out check it out...

BARBERSHOP TRIO: It's The Sneak!

ARROW'D GUY: Arrow'd!

MARZIPAN'S ANSWERING MACHINE: Hi—

{The rest are very brief. As they shrink into nothingness, the camera quickly zooms out of the left eye of Homestar, who appears in a picture hanging on the wall.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Whoa! I got a buncha cartoons stuck in my eye! {blinks his left eye}

{The scene shifts to the main menu. If nothing is selected, the scene shifts back over to Homestar's picture.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ooh, check me out! I'm quite a masterpiece! {angrily} Now get back over there and choose a choice!

{The scene shifts back.}

Main Menu Transcript

The Main Menu

Shorts

{from Fluffy Puff Commercial}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Before I drink a tall glass of Melonade, I like to eat about a hundred and forty-seven Fluffy Puff Marshmallows!

Videos

{from Everybody to the Limit}

STRONG BAD: I said, come on Fhqwhgads, I said, come on Fhqwhgads...

Puppet Stuff

{The puppet versions of Homestar, Strong Bad, and The Cheat are all standing around. This isn't from any particular 'toon.}

STRONG BAD: Phew! It was hard holding that pose for so long!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, no! Here it comes again!

Marzipan's Answering Machine

{Marzipan is actually seen, unlike in the Answering Machine 'toons. Taken from Where's The Cheat?}

MARZIPAN: Hi, this is Marzipan. Please leave me a message.

Teen Girl Squad

{All four girls are seen. Though generic, this isn't from any particular 'toon.}

CHEERLEADER: Hey gals, how ya looking?

SO AND SO, WHAT'S HER FACE, and THE UGLY ONE: SO GOOD!

Bonus

{from Exaggerations}

THE CHEAT: Meepmeep meep! Meep, meep, meepmeep meep!

STRONG BAD: OOOOOOOOH! A-The Cheeeeeat.

Disc Content

Shorts

Videos

Puppet Stuff

Puppet Jams: They Might Be Giants

Marzipan's Answering Machine

Teen Girl Squad

  • Issue 1 — Pilot episode
  • Issue 2 — Pickin' up boys
  • Issue 3 — They go shopping (Mike and Strong Bad commentary; Mike/PBTC Strong Bad and Strong Bad commentary)
  • Issue 4 — Back at school (Matt, Mike, and Ryan commentary)
  • Issue 5 — Spring Break
  • Issue 6 — Decemberween Special
  • Issue 7 — Teeny Tiny Girl Squad (Mike and Matt commentary)
  • Issue 8 — Battle of the bands (Matt, Mike, and Ryan commentary)
  • Issue 9 — A kinder, gentler TGS
  • Issue 10 — Sweet someteen party (Mike and Matt commentary)
  • PAY PLUS! sample (Easter egg)

Bonus

Fun Facts

Trivia

Remarks

Inside References

Real-World References

  • The claim of "interactive menus!!!" is a clear reference to cut rate DVDs. While most DVDs offer additional features like Director Commentaries, and "Making Of" featurettes, cheap DVDs and DVDs of movies that didn't make enough money to make such featurettes have to get by with advertising Interactive Menus as a bonus feature. This was also referenced in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2 and HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!.

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