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::'''WOMAN:''' THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE I HATE DULLARD.
::'''WOMAN:''' THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE I HATE DULLARD.
:'''PANEL TWO:'''
:'''PANEL TWO:'''
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::'''CO-WORKER:''' NOT ME. HE'S A GOOD VIDEO GOLF PARTNER.
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::'''COMB-OVER MAN:''' NOT ME. HE'S A GOOD VIDEO GOLF PARTNER.
:'''PANEL THREE:'''
:'''PANEL THREE:'''
::'''WOMAN:''' YOU MEN ARE ALL THE SAME. HONESTLY.
::'''WOMAN:''' YOU MEN ARE ALL THE SAME. HONESTLY.
:'''PANEL FOUR:'''
:'''PANEL FOUR:'''
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::'''CO-WORKER:''' WELL I HONESTLY THINK YOU'RE A HIDEOUS BAG.
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::'''COMB-OVER MAN:''' WELL I HONESTLY THINK YOU'RE A HIDEOUS BAG.
:'''PANEL FIVE:'''
:'''PANEL FIVE:'''
::'''WOMAN:''' HMPH!
::'''WOMAN:''' HMPH!
:'''PANEL SIX:'''
:'''PANEL SIX:'''
::''{Dullard is playing video golf.}''
::''{Dullard is playing video golf.}''
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::'''CO-WORKER:''' ...THEN WE MADE OUT ON HER DESK.
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::'''COMB-OVER MAN:''' ...THEN WE MADE OUT ON HER DESK.
== Dullard 3 from Strong Bad Email #159 ==
== Dullard 3 from Strong Bad Email #159 ==
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[[Image:dullard-from_work.png|thumb|220px|Whatever will become of the Breakroom Bruisers?]]
[[Image:dullard-from_work.png|thumb|220px|Whatever will become of the Breakroom Bruisers?]]
:'''PANEL ONE:'''
:'''PANEL ONE:'''
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::'''CO-WORKER:''' SO CORPORATE INSTALLED A NEW NETWORK FIREWALL...
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::'''COMB-OVER MAN:''' SO CORPORATE INSTALLED A NEW NETWORK FIREWALL...
:'''PANEL TWO:'''
:'''PANEL TWO:'''
::'''DULLARD:''' IS IT OKAY THAT I TOTALLY DON'T CARE?
::'''DULLARD:''' IS IT OKAY THAT I TOTALLY DON'T CARE?
:'''PANEL THREE:'''
:'''PANEL THREE:'''
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::'''CO-WORKER:''' ''{walking away}'' I GUESS, BUT THAT MEANS NO MORE FANTASY FOOSBALL.
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::'''COMB-OVER MAN:''' ''{walking away}'' I GUESS, BUT THAT MEANS NO MORE FANTASY FOOSBALL.
:'''PANEL FOUR:'''
:'''PANEL FOUR:'''
::'''DULLARD:''' WHATEVER WILL BECOME OF THE BREAKROOM BRUISERS?
::'''DULLARD:''' WHATEVER WILL BECOME OF THE BREAKROOM BRUISERS?

Revision as of 03:05, 14 December 2008

This article is about the comic strip. For the Strong Bad Email, see dullard.

Dullard is a comic strip by Levert Burtmore. It first appeared in the Strong Bad Email of the same name. It is a parody of the Dilbert comic strip by Scott Adams. It later appeared in the Puppet toon Biz Cas Fri 1. Three additional comic strips that can be found only on the strongbad_email.exe DVD appear below.

Contents

Dullard 1 from Strong Bad Email #37

It's five.
PANEL ONE:
BALD MAN: {giving Dullard a piece of paper} I NEED THIS ON MY DESK BY FIVE.
PANEL TWO:
DULLARD: {giving the piece of paper to co-worker} I NEED THIS ON MY DESK BY FIVE.
PANEL THREE:
CO-WORKER: {giving the piece of paper to woman} I NEED THIS ON MY DESK BY FIVE.
PANEL FOUR:
WOMAN: {giving the piece of paper to comb-over man} I NEED THIS ON MY DESK BY FIVE.
PANEL FIVE:
COMB-OVER MAN: {dropping the piece of paper on bald man's desk} I NEED THIS ON MY DESK BY FIVE.
PANEL SIX:
ANIMAL WEARING TIE: IT'S FIVE.

Dullard 2 from puppet toon "Biz Cas Fri 1"

A meet n' greet?
PANEL ONE:
{Dullard is working at his computer. A woman is standing nearby}
WOMAN: MISSED YOU AT THE OFF SITE MEET N' GREET
PANEL TWO:
DULLARD: {irritated} THAT'S FUNNY. I DIDN'T MISS YOU AT THE MY HOUSE SIT N' DRINK.
PANEL THREE:
WOMAN: {storming off} HMPH!
PANEL FOUR:
{Dullard looks more irritated.}
CO-WORKER: MISSED YOU AT THE OFF SITE MEET N' GREET
PANEL FIVE:
BALD MAN: {holding pieces of paper} MISSED YOU AT THE OFF SITE MEET N' GREET
{Dullard bangs his head on his computer.}
PANEL SIX:
COMB-OVER MAN: WHAT'S THIS I HEAR ABOUT A SIT N' DRINK AT YOUR PLACE?

Dullard (DVD version, method #2)

Yer job sucks.
PANEL ONE:
{Dullard is typing on his computer.}
PANEL TWO:
COMPUTER: BAD COMMAND OR FILENAME!
PANEL THREE:
{An irritated Dullard continues typing on his computer.}
PANEL FOUR:
TAKE-OUT GUY: TAKE OUT GUY!
DULLARD: MONEY'S ON THE FAX MACHINE.
PANEL FIVE:
COMPUTER: SUPER SYSTEM CRASH!
PANEL SIX:
{Dullard bangs his head on his computer.}
TAKE-OUT GUY: YER JOB SUCKS.
COMPUTER: TELL HIM ABOUT IT.

Dullard (DVD version, method #3)

You're a suck up.
PANEL ONE:
{The boss is pointing to a picture of a pie chart.}
BOSS: AND THAT'S WHY EVERYTHING IS AWESOME.
PANEL TWO:
DULLARD: I HATE OUR BOSS. HE CAN BOSS-OFF I SAY!
PANEL THREE:
CO-WORKER: OOH! I'M TELLIN'.
PANEL FOUR:
CO-WORKER: HEY BOSSYFACE, DULLARD HERE WAS JUST SAYIN..
PANEL FIVE:
CO-WORKER: ...HOW YOU'RE THE BEST BOSS IN THE WHOLE WHIRLED.
PANEL SIX:
BOSS: YOU'RE A SUCK UP.

Dullard (DVD version, method #4)

...then we made out on her desk.
PANEL ONE:
WOMAN: THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE I HATE DULLARD.
PANEL TWO:
COMB-OVER MAN: NOT ME. HE'S A GOOD VIDEO GOLF PARTNER.
PANEL THREE:
WOMAN: YOU MEN ARE ALL THE SAME. HONESTLY.
PANEL FOUR:
COMB-OVER MAN: WELL I HONESTLY THINK YOU'RE A HIDEOUS BAG.
PANEL FIVE:
WOMAN: HMPH!
PANEL SIX:
{Dullard is playing video golf.}
COMB-OVER MAN: ...THEN WE MADE OUT ON HER DESK.

Dullard 3 from Strong Bad Email #159

You may be on to something.
PANEL ONE:
{Dullard is at his computer, with the boss behind him}
BOSS: I WANT YOU TO MEET OUR NEW I.T. PROFESSIONAL.
PANEL TWO:
BOSS: {pointing to a horse-headed person behind him} THIS IS RANDY. TREAT HIM NICE NOW.
PANEL THREE:
DULLARD: I'M A THOUSAND PERCENT SURE THAT'S A HORSE.
PANEL FOUR:
{Randy pulls out a handful of hay}
PANEL FIVE:
{Randy chews the hay}
PANEL SIX:
BOSS: {turns back to Dullard} YOU MAY BE ON TO SOMETHING.

Dullard 4 from Strong Bad Email #161

cL0Bb3R!
PANEL ONE:
{Dullard is at his computer, with the woman behind him}
WOMAN: I FORGOT MY PASSWORD AGAIN, DULLARD.
PANEL TWO:
WOMAN: THEY SAY YOU'RE S'POSED TO CHANGE IT EVERY NINETY DAYS...
PANEL THREE:
WOMAN: AND NOW YOU'RE S'POSED TO USE SYMBOLS AND UPPERCASE LETTERS...
PANEL FOUR:
{Dullard begins to get angry}
WOMAN: NO MORE BIRTHDAYS OR PET'S NAMES OR ANYTHING...
PANEL FIVE:
WOMAN: SOOOOO, WHAT'S YOURS?
{Dullard grabs his monitor}
PANEL SIX:
{Dullard clobbers the woman with his monitor, with the sound effect "cL0Bb3R!"}

Dullard 5 from Strong Bad Email #169

Whatever will become of the Breakroom Bruisers?
PANEL ONE:
COMB-OVER MAN: SO CORPORATE INSTALLED A NEW NETWORK FIREWALL...
PANEL TWO:
DULLARD: IS IT OKAY THAT I TOTALLY DON'T CARE?
PANEL THREE:
COMB-OVER MAN: {walking away} I GUESS, BUT THAT MEANS NO MORE FANTASY FOOSBALL.
PANEL FOUR:
DULLARD: WHATEVER WILL BECOME OF THE BREAKROOM BRUISERS?
PANEL FIVE:
WOMAN: THIS NEW FIREMAN WON'T LET ME SEND YOU INSTANT MESSAGERS!
PANEL SIX:
{Dullard types rapidly}
DULLARD: I FIT TO LOVE THE NEW FIREWALL!

Characters

Most characters in the strip correspond with different Dilbert characters.

Dullard Character Dilbert Character
Dullard Dilbert
Bald Boss Pointy-Haired Boss
Generic Guy Ted, the Generic Guy
Female Alice/Carol
Short Comb-over Guy Wally
Rabbit wearing tie Dogbert, Catbert, or Ratbert
Randy the I.T. Horse Various animal coworkers

Fun Facts

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