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'''Dullard''' is a comic strip by [[Levert Burtmore]]. It first appeared in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[dullard|of the same name]]. It is a parody of the [[Wikipedia:Dilbert|Dilbert]] comic strip by Scott Adams. It later appeared in the [[Puppet_Stuff|Puppet]] toon [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]. Three additional comic strips that can be found only on the [[strongbad_email.exe]] DVD appear below.
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'''Dullard''' is a comic strip by [[Levert Burtmore]]. It first appeared as an easter egg in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[dullard|of the same name]]. It is a parody of the [[Wikipedia:Dilbert|Dilbert]] comic strip by Scott Adams. It later appeared in the [[Puppet_Stuff|Puppet]] toon [[Biz Cas Fri 1]], [[retirement]], [[4 branches]] and [[from work]]. Three additional comic strips that can be found only on the [[strongbad_email.exe]] DVD appear below.
== Dullard 1 from Strong Bad Email #37==
== Dullard 1 from Strong Bad Email #37==
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[[Image:Dullard comic.png|450px]]
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[[Image:Dullard comic.png|thumb|220px|It's five.]]
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:'''PANEL ONE:'''
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== Dullard 2 from puppet toon "Biz Cas Fri 1"==
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::'''BALD MAN:''' ''{giving Dullard a piece of paper}'' I NEED THIS ON MY DESK BY FIVE.<br>
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[[Image:dullard_bizcasfri.PNG|450px]]
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:'''PANEL TWO:'''
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::'''DULLARD:''' ''{giving the piece of paper to co-worker}'' I NEED THIS ON MY DESK BY FIVE.<br>
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:'''PANEL THREE:'''
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::'''CO-WORKER:''' ''{giving the piece of paper to woman}'' I NEED THIS ON MY DESK BY FIVE.<br>
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:'''PANEL FOUR:'''
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::'''WOMAN:''' ''{giving the piece of paper to comb-over man}'' I NEED THIS ON MY DESK BY FIVE.<br>
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:'''PANEL FIVE:'''
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::'''COMB-OVER MAN:''' ''{dropping the piece of paper on bald man's desk}'' I NEED THIS ON MY DESK BY FIVE.<br>
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:'''PANEL SIX:'''
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::'''ANIMAL WEARING TIE:''' IT'S FIVE.
== Dullard (DVD version, method #2) ==
== Dullard (DVD version, method #2) ==
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[[Image:dullard_dvd_2.png|450px]]
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[[Image:dullard dvd 2.png|thumb|right|220px|Yer job sucks.]]
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:'''PANEL ONE:'''
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::''{Dullard is typing on his computer.}''
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:'''PANEL TWO:'''
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::'''COMPUTER:''' BAD COMMAND OR FILENAME!
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:'''PANEL THREE:'''
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::''{An irritated Dullard continues typing on his computer.}''
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:'''PANEL FOUR:'''
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::'''TAKE-OUT GUY:''' TAKE OUT GUY!
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::'''DULLARD:''' MONEY'S ON THE FAX MACHINE.
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:'''PANEL FIVE:'''
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::'''COMPUTER:''' SUPER SYSTEM CRASH!
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:'''PANEL SIX:'''
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::''{Dullard bangs his head on his computer.}''
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::'''TAKE-OUT GUY:''' YER JOB SUCKS.
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::'''COMPUTER:''' TELL HIM ABOUT IT.
== Dullard (DVD version, method #3) ==
== Dullard (DVD version, method #3) ==
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[[Image:dullard_dvd_3.png|450px]]
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[[Image:dullard dvd 3.png|thumb|right|220px|You're a suck up.]]
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:'''PANEL ONE:'''
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::''{The boss is pointing to a picture of a pie chart.}''
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::'''BALD MAN:''' AND THAT'S WHY EVERYTHING IS AWESOME.
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:'''PANEL TWO:'''
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::'''DULLARD:''' I HATE OUR BOSS. HE CAN BOSS-OFF I SAY!
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:'''PANEL THREE:'''
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::'''CO-WORKER:''' OOH! I'M TELLIN'.
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:'''PANEL FOUR:'''
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::'''CO-WORKER:''' HEY BOSSYFACE, DULLARD HERE WAS JUST SAYIN..
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::''{Dullard looks horrified}''
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:'''PANEL FIVE:'''
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::'''CO-WORKER:''' ...HOW YOU'RE THE BEST BOSS IN THE WHOLE WHIRLED.
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::''{Dullard looks relieved}''
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:'''PANEL SIX:'''
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::'''BALD MAN:''' YOU'RE A SUCK UP.
== Dullard (DVD version, method #4) ==
== Dullard (DVD version, method #4) ==
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[[Image:dullard_dvd_4.png|450px]]
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[[Image:dullard dvd 4.png|thumb|right|220px|...then we made out on her desk.]]
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:'''PANEL ONE:'''
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::'''WOMAN:''' THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE I HATE DULLARD.
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:'''PANEL TWO:'''
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::'''COMB-OVER MAN:''' NOT ME. HE'S A GOOD VIDEO GOLF PARTNER.
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:'''PANEL THREE:'''
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::'''WOMAN:''' YOU MEN ARE ALL THE SAME. HONESTLY.
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:'''PANEL FOUR:'''
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::'''COMB-OVER MAN:''' WELL I HONESTLY THINK YOU'RE A HIDEOUS BAG.
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:'''PANEL FIVE:'''
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::'''WOMAN:''' HMPH!
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:'''PANEL SIX:'''
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::''{Dullard is playing video golf.}''
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::'''COMB-OVER MAN:''' ...THEN WE MADE OUT ON HER DESK.
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== Dullard 2 from puppet toon "Biz Cas Fri 1"==
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[[Image:dullard bizcasfri.PNG|thumb|right|220px|A meet n' greet?]]
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:'''PANEL ONE:'''
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::''{Dullard is working at his computer. A woman is standing nearby}''
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::'''WOMAN:''' MISSED YOU AT THE OFF SITE MEET N' GREET<br>
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:'''PANEL TWO:'''
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::'''DULLARD:''' ''{irritated}'' THAT'S FUNNY. I DIDN'T MISS YOU AT THE MY HOUSE SIT N' DRINK.
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:'''PANEL THREE:'''
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::'''WOMAN:''' ''{storming off}'' HMPH!
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:'''PANEL FOUR:'''
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::''{Dullard looks more irritated.}''
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::'''CO-WORKER:''' MISSED YOU AT THE OFF SITE MEET N' GREET
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:'''PANEL FIVE:'''
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::'''BALD MAN:''' ''{holding pieces of paper}'' MISSED YOU AT THE OFF SITE MEET N' GREET
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::''{Dullard bangs his head on his computer.}''
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:'''PANEL SIX:'''
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::'''COMB-OVER MAN:''' WHAT'S THIS I HEAR ABOUT A SIT N' DRINK AT YOUR PLACE?
== Dullard 3 from Strong Bad Email #159 ==
== Dullard 3 from Strong Bad Email #159 ==
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[[Image:Dullard_sbemail159a.png|450px]]
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[[Image:Dullard_sbemail159a.png|thumb|220px|You may be on to something.]]
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:'''PANEL ONE:'''
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::''{Dullard is at his computer, with the boss behind him}''
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::'''BALD MAN:''' I WANT YOU TO MEET OUR NEW I.T. PROFESSIONAL.
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:'''PANEL TWO:'''
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::'''BALD MAN:''' ''{pointing to a horse-headed person behind him}'' THIS IS RANDY. TREAT HIM NICE NOW.
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:'''PANEL THREE:'''
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::'''DULLARD:''' I'M A THOUSAND PERCENT SURE THAT'S A HORSE.
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:'''PANEL FOUR:'''
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::''{Randy pulls out a handful of hay}''
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:'''PANEL FIVE:'''
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::''{Randy chews the hay}''
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:'''PANEL SIX:'''
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::'''BALD MAN:''' ''{turns back to Dullard}'' YOU MAY BE ON TO SOMETHING.
== Dullard 4 from Strong Bad Email #161 ==
== Dullard 4 from Strong Bad Email #161 ==
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[[Image:dullard-4_branches.png|450px]]
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[[Image:dullard-4_branches.png|thumb|220px|cL0Bb3R!]]
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:'''PANEL ONE:'''
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::''{Dullard is at his computer, with the woman behind him}''
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::'''WOMAN:''' I FORGOT MY PASSWORD AGAIN, DULLARD.
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:'''PANEL TWO:'''
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::'''WOMAN:''' THEY SAY YOU'RE S'POSED TO CHANGE IT EVERY NINETY DAYS...
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:'''PANEL THREE:'''
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::'''WOMAN:''' AND NOW YOU'RE S'POSED TO USE SYMBOLS AND UPPERCASE LETTERS...
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:'''PANEL FOUR:'''
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::''{Dullard begins to get angry}''
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::'''WOMAN:''' NO MORE BIRTHDAYS OR PET'S NAMES OR ANYTHING...
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:'''PANEL FIVE:'''
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::'''WOMAN:''' SOOOOO, WHAT'S YOURS?
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::''{Dullard grabs his monitor}''
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:'''PANEL SIX:'''
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::''{Dullard clobbers the woman with his monitor, with the sound effect "cL0Bb3R!"}''
== Dullard 5 from Strong Bad Email #169 ==
== Dullard 5 from Strong Bad Email #169 ==
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[[Image:dullard-from_work.png|450px]]
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[[Image:dullard-from_work.png|thumb|220px|Whatever will become of the Breakroom Bruisers?]]
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:'''PANEL ONE:'''
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::'''COMB-OVER MAN:''' SO CORPORATE HAD A NEW NETWORK WIDE FIREWALL INSTALLED...
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:'''PANEL TWO:'''
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::'''DULLARD:''' IS IT OKAY THAT I TOTALLY DON'T CARE?
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:'''PANEL THREE:'''
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::'''COMB-OVER MAN:''' ''{walking away}'' I GUESS, BUT THAT MEANS NO MORE FANTASY FOOSBALL.
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::''{Dullard looks surprised}''
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:'''PANEL FOUR:'''
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::'''DULLARD:''' WHATEVER WILL BECOME OF THE BREAKROOM BRUISERS?
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:'''PANEL FIVE:'''
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::'''WOMAN:''' THIS NEW FIREMAN WON'T LET ME SEND YOU INSTANT MESSAGERS!
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:'''PANEL SIX:'''
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::''{Dullard types rapidly with glee. Woman looks annoyed.}''
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::'''DULLARD:''' I FIT TO LOVE THE NEW FIREWALL!
== Characters ==
== Characters ==
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| align=center | Generic Guy
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| align=center | [[Wikipedia:List of minor characters in Dilbert#Ted, the Generic Guy|Ted, the Generic Guy]]
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| align=center | [[Wikipedia:List of minor characters in Dilbert#Ted the Generic Guy|Ted, the Generic Guy]]
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| align=center | Female
| align=center | Female
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| align=center | [[Wikipedia:Alice (Dilbert character)|Alice]]/[[Wikipedia:List of minor characters in Dilbert#Carol|Carol]]
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| align=center | [[Wikipedia:Alice (Dilbert character)|Alice]]/[[Wikipedia:Carol (Dilbert character)|Carol]]
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| align=center | Short Comb-over Guy
| align=center | Short Comb-over Guy
| align=center | [[Wikipedia:Wally (Dilbert character)|Wally]]
| align=center | [[Wikipedia:Wally (Dilbert character)|Wally]]
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| align=center | Animal wearing tie
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| align=center | Rabbit wearing tie
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| align=center | [[Wikipedia:Dogbert|Dogbert]] or [[Wikipedia:Catbert|Catbert]]
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| align=center | [[Wikipedia:Dogbert|Dogbert]], [[Wikipedia:Catbert|Catbert]], and/or [[Wikipedia:Ratbert|Ratbert]]
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| align=center | Randy the I.T. Horse
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| align=center | Various animal coworkers
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== Fun Facts ==
== Fun Facts ==
*The line "everything is awesome", from the first panel in method #3, was previously used in the email [[little animal]].
*The line "everything is awesome", from the first panel in method #3, was previously used in the email [[little animal]].
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*In the Dilbert comic on December 5th, 2004, Dilbert helps the Boss change his password. It corresponds to the one in [[4 branches]].
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*In the [http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2004-12-05/ Dilbert comic on December 5th, 2004], Dilbert helps the Boss change his password. It corresponds to the one in [[4 branches]].
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*In [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]], the [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene#Storyboards|storyboard]] is made in the same style as Dullard comics are, but stars caricatures of [[Strong Bad]] and [[Coach Z]].
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[[Category:Strong Bad Email Spin-offs]][[Category:Comic strips]]

Current revision as of 23:36, 27 October 2014

This article is about the comic strip. For the Strong Bad Email, see dullard.

Dullard is a comic strip by Levert Burtmore. It first appeared as an easter egg in the Strong Bad Email of the same name. It is a parody of the Dilbert comic strip by Scott Adams. It later appeared in the Puppet toon Biz Cas Fri 1, retirement, 4 branches and from work. Three additional comic strips that can be found only on the strongbad_email.exe DVD appear below.

Contents

[edit] Dullard 1 from Strong Bad Email #37

It's five.
PANEL ONE:
BALD MAN: {giving Dullard a piece of paper} I NEED THIS ON MY DESK BY FIVE.
PANEL TWO:
DULLARD: {giving the piece of paper to co-worker} I NEED THIS ON MY DESK BY FIVE.
PANEL THREE:
CO-WORKER: {giving the piece of paper to woman} I NEED THIS ON MY DESK BY FIVE.
PANEL FOUR:
WOMAN: {giving the piece of paper to comb-over man} I NEED THIS ON MY DESK BY FIVE.
PANEL FIVE:
COMB-OVER MAN: {dropping the piece of paper on bald man's desk} I NEED THIS ON MY DESK BY FIVE.
PANEL SIX:
ANIMAL WEARING TIE: IT'S FIVE.

[edit] Dullard (DVD version, method #2)

Yer job sucks.
PANEL ONE:
{Dullard is typing on his computer.}
PANEL TWO:
COMPUTER: BAD COMMAND OR FILENAME!
PANEL THREE:
{An irritated Dullard continues typing on his computer.}
PANEL FOUR:
TAKE-OUT GUY: TAKE OUT GUY!
DULLARD: MONEY'S ON THE FAX MACHINE.
PANEL FIVE:
COMPUTER: SUPER SYSTEM CRASH!
PANEL SIX:
{Dullard bangs his head on his computer.}
TAKE-OUT GUY: YER JOB SUCKS.
COMPUTER: TELL HIM ABOUT IT.

[edit] Dullard (DVD version, method #3)

You're a suck up.
PANEL ONE:
{The boss is pointing to a picture of a pie chart.}
BALD MAN: AND THAT'S WHY EVERYTHING IS AWESOME.
PANEL TWO:
DULLARD: I HATE OUR BOSS. HE CAN BOSS-OFF I SAY!
PANEL THREE:
CO-WORKER: OOH! I'M TELLIN'.
PANEL FOUR:
CO-WORKER: HEY BOSSYFACE, DULLARD HERE WAS JUST SAYIN..
{Dullard looks horrified}
PANEL FIVE:
CO-WORKER: ...HOW YOU'RE THE BEST BOSS IN THE WHOLE WHIRLED.
{Dullard looks relieved}
PANEL SIX:
BALD MAN: YOU'RE A SUCK UP.

[edit] Dullard (DVD version, method #4)

...then we made out on her desk.
PANEL ONE:
WOMAN: THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE I HATE DULLARD.
PANEL TWO:
COMB-OVER MAN: NOT ME. HE'S A GOOD VIDEO GOLF PARTNER.
PANEL THREE:
WOMAN: YOU MEN ARE ALL THE SAME. HONESTLY.
PANEL FOUR:
COMB-OVER MAN: WELL I HONESTLY THINK YOU'RE A HIDEOUS BAG.
PANEL FIVE:
WOMAN: HMPH!
PANEL SIX:
{Dullard is playing video golf.}
COMB-OVER MAN: ...THEN WE MADE OUT ON HER DESK.

[edit] Dullard 2 from puppet toon "Biz Cas Fri 1"

A meet n' greet?
PANEL ONE:
{Dullard is working at his computer. A woman is standing nearby}
WOMAN: MISSED YOU AT THE OFF SITE MEET N' GREET
PANEL TWO:
DULLARD: {irritated} THAT'S FUNNY. I DIDN'T MISS YOU AT THE MY HOUSE SIT N' DRINK.
PANEL THREE:
WOMAN: {storming off} HMPH!
PANEL FOUR:
{Dullard looks more irritated.}
CO-WORKER: MISSED YOU AT THE OFF SITE MEET N' GREET
PANEL FIVE:
BALD MAN: {holding pieces of paper} MISSED YOU AT THE OFF SITE MEET N' GREET
{Dullard bangs his head on his computer.}
PANEL SIX:
COMB-OVER MAN: WHAT'S THIS I HEAR ABOUT A SIT N' DRINK AT YOUR PLACE?

[edit] Dullard 3 from Strong Bad Email #159

You may be on to something.
PANEL ONE:
{Dullard is at his computer, with the boss behind him}
BALD MAN: I WANT YOU TO MEET OUR NEW I.T. PROFESSIONAL.
PANEL TWO:
BALD MAN: {pointing to a horse-headed person behind him} THIS IS RANDY. TREAT HIM NICE NOW.
PANEL THREE:
DULLARD: I'M A THOUSAND PERCENT SURE THAT'S A HORSE.
PANEL FOUR:
{Randy pulls out a handful of hay}
PANEL FIVE:
{Randy chews the hay}
PANEL SIX:
BALD MAN: {turns back to Dullard} YOU MAY BE ON TO SOMETHING.

[edit] Dullard 4 from Strong Bad Email #161

cL0Bb3R!
PANEL ONE:
{Dullard is at his computer, with the woman behind him}
WOMAN: I FORGOT MY PASSWORD AGAIN, DULLARD.
PANEL TWO:
WOMAN: THEY SAY YOU'RE S'POSED TO CHANGE IT EVERY NINETY DAYS...
PANEL THREE:
WOMAN: AND NOW YOU'RE S'POSED TO USE SYMBOLS AND UPPERCASE LETTERS...
PANEL FOUR:
{Dullard begins to get angry}
WOMAN: NO MORE BIRTHDAYS OR PET'S NAMES OR ANYTHING...
PANEL FIVE:
WOMAN: SOOOOO, WHAT'S YOURS?
{Dullard grabs his monitor}
PANEL SIX:
{Dullard clobbers the woman with his monitor, with the sound effect "cL0Bb3R!"}

[edit] Dullard 5 from Strong Bad Email #169

Whatever will become of the Breakroom Bruisers?
PANEL ONE:
COMB-OVER MAN: SO CORPORATE HAD A NEW NETWORK WIDE FIREWALL INSTALLED...
PANEL TWO:
DULLARD: IS IT OKAY THAT I TOTALLY DON'T CARE?
PANEL THREE:
COMB-OVER MAN: {walking away} I GUESS, BUT THAT MEANS NO MORE FANTASY FOOSBALL.
{Dullard looks surprised}
PANEL FOUR:
DULLARD: WHATEVER WILL BECOME OF THE BREAKROOM BRUISERS?
PANEL FIVE:
WOMAN: THIS NEW FIREMAN WON'T LET ME SEND YOU INSTANT MESSAGERS!
PANEL SIX:
{Dullard types rapidly with glee. Woman looks annoyed.}
DULLARD: I FIT TO LOVE THE NEW FIREWALL!

[edit] Characters

Most characters in the strip correspond with different Dilbert characters.

Dullard Character Dilbert Character
Dullard Dilbert
Bald Boss Pointy-Haired Boss
Generic Guy Ted, the Generic Guy
Female Alice/Carol
Short Comb-over Guy Wally
Rabbit wearing tie Dogbert, Catbert, and/or Ratbert
Randy the I.T. Horse Various animal coworkers

[edit] Fun Facts

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