Editing Date Nite

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[[Image:Marzipan eyelashes Homestar Date Nite.png|thumb|"Whoa-ho, Marzipan! You look like a fox's mother!"]]

Homestar and Strong Bad attempt to ruin Marzipan and The Cheat's date.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's L'est Stand]], [[The Stone Bridge]], [[USS Flirtini|USS ''Flirtini'']], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Strong Sad's Room]] (Easter egg)

'''Date:''' Tuesday, April 24, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 4:17

'''Page Title:''' Meet me on down at the Chez Perez!

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 3}}

==Transcript==
''{Scene in Marzipan's house, where Marzipan is applying mascara while looking in a hall mirror. She is already wearing lipstick. A drum beat is heard. After a few seconds, Homestar enters from the right and the drum beat fades out.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Whoa-ho, Marzipan! You look like a fox's mother!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Still looking in mirror}'' Homestar, if you're trying to say I'm a "foxy mama", that's actually ''more'' offensive.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Right, right. You know what I mean. The more offensive one. So where are we goin' tonight? ''{leans over}'' The Chez Perez? ''{"Chez" is mispronounced to rhyme with "Perez"}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Still looking at the mirror}'' Uh, no. I have a hot date with The Cheat, thank you very much. I suspect ''you'll'' probably stay home and run in place or something.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well I ''was'' planning to&mdash;you WHAT?! ''{Jumps up in the air, eyes bugging out}''

''{Cut to Strong Bad's basement, where The Cheat is applying a fake mustache with Strong Bad looking on}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You WHAT?! ''{Jumps up in the air, then starts quivering with rage}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't believe this, The Cheat!

''{Cut to a close-up of Homestar in Marzipan's house}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I can't believe you're The Cheating on me! ''{Pull back to include Marzipan, still at the mirror}'' So what are you saying? That you ''{looking worried}'' &mdash;GULP&mdash; ''{leans over}'' want his bod?

''{Cut back to a close up of Strong Bad in his basement}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You can't even call that thing a bod! At best it's a broom or a&mdash;

''{Cut back to Homestar, looking angry}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' &mdash;Trivial Pursuit cheese wedge!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Turning away from the mirror and brandishing mascara brush}'' Look, Homestar, it's just a date. ''{jabs the mascara brush towards Homestar twice}'' This has always been an open relationship.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Whoa-ho-ho-says you. I've turned down more foxes' mothers than I can count just to stay loyal to you!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Dryly}'' So, four, then?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, that's rich. Ms. Smarty Pants, eh?

''{Cut back to Strong Bad's basement}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Mr. Smarty Spots, huh? Well&mdash;

''{Scene starts switching between locations as Strong Bad and Homestar alternate words}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' &mdash;why&mdash;

'''STRONG BAD:''' &mdash;don't&mdash;

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' &mdash;you&mdash;

'''STRONG BAD:''' &mdash;just&mdash;

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' &mdash;go a&mdash;

'''STRONG BAD:''' &mdash;head&mdash;<!--yes, he's now in front of the mirror, but it's not meant to be noticed here. The transcript should read much the same way as actually watching the toon. It's not meant to be noticed, please don't put it in here, it's already noted in fun facts.-->

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' &mdash;and&mdash;

''{Cuts to Strong Bad and Homestar inexplicably together in Marzipan's house, yelling:}''

'''STRONG BAD AND HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' &mdash;GET OUTTA MY FACE!

''{Both open their eyes}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Looking around}'' Wait, what?

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the crap...?

''{Cut back to Strong Bad's basement where Marzipan and The Cheat are standing in front of the couch.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Come on, The Cheat. Let's go.

''{The Cheat crooks his arm as if to allow Marzipan to loop her arm through it. Marzipan stands next to him and leans over as if taking his arm in hers, and the two exit together. Music starts playing.}''

''{Cut to title screen, a pink square on a light blue background. On each note of the melody, the letters "Da" and "ni" appear on the left side of the square, one on top of the other, then a large "Te" appears on the right to form the words "DaTe" and "niTe". The "e" falls against the title frame.}''

''{Cut back to Marzipan's house, this time to the living room. Homestar and Strong Bad are drinking 'old Ones, Strong Bad sitting on the couch, Homestar lying on the floor with his feet on the couch. Strong Bad is shaking his head.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh. Man. Seriously, Strong Strong, we've ''gotta'' do something about ''this''.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ordinarily, I just drown my sorrows in video games, but for ''this'', ''{Close up of Strong Bad, rubbing his chin}'' maybe I should drown them in... drowning ''them''! ''{Smiles}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Sitting up}'' Uh, maybe let's not kill anybody. We should just try and ruin their date.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Explain to me how drowning them wouldn't ruin their date.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Mainly, I just want to keep 'em from making out.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Dropping 'old One bottle, starts rubbing his arms}'' Ewww! The disgust! It won't wash off!

''{Scene transitions to Marshmallow's Last Stand, where The Cheat and Marzipan are sitting in a booth, holding menus. Both the menus and a sign near the door read "Marshmallow's L'est Stand". A candle sits in the center of the table.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Questioning The Cheat noises}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Why, yes, The Cheat, I would be ''very'' comfortable with you saying something about my figure. Thank you for asking first.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{makes a sound reminiscent of a wolf-whistle}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Puts down menu}'' Ew. Not ''that'' comfortable.

''{Homestar comes running up in his waiter uniform from Summer Short Shorts. A record scratch sound effect is heard.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ah, good evening, ungodly couple. ''{The Cheat puts down his menu}'' My name is Waiter, I will be your Homestar for this evening. Can I start you two off with a glass of "Breaking Up", or perhaps "Never Seeing Each Other Again" with capers?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angry The Cheat noises, waving a fist}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Why, yes, The Cheat, I ''would'' be comfortable with you "cleaning my clock"! Thanks for asking first!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angrier The Cheat noises, more threatening gestures}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ahhhh! ''{Takes off in a cloud of dust, after a few seconds, pops down from the top border}'' Can I settle up with you guys? My shift's over.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{more angry The Cheat noises and threatening gestures.}''

''{Homestar ducks offscreen. Cut to later, close up of Marzipan with a plate with crumbs and a small piece of marshmallow.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Mmmmm, my almond-encrusted Chilean sea marshmallow was just delicious. ''{Cut out to include The Cheat sitting in front of an empty hot dog wrapper with ketchup and a couple of french fries around it.}'' How was your hot dog?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

''{Strong Bad runs up, dressed up as an Italian chef, complete with fake mustache. Italian music plays.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Fake Italian accent}'' Oh-a, it's-a me! ''{Close up}'' The chef-a! A-which-a one o' you guys ordered the smack-in-the-face-a? ''{Italian music stops}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Annoyed}'' I thought this was a French restaurant.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Regular voice}'' Oh. Ummmmmmmmm, uh... S-snails?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Come on, T.C., let's blow this marshmallow stand. ''{Marzipan and The Cheat get up and walk away offscreen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, y'know, I--I didn't really research this role.

''{As the screen blacks out, Strong Bad's fake mustache falls off}''

''{Fade in to Marzipan and The Cheat crossing The Stone Bridge in the moonlight}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Excited The Cheat noises, gesturing}''

''{They stop at the top of the bridge}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' That's so crazy! I've always wanted to see Ira Glass and Ira Flatow wrestle, too.

''{From out of the water comes a periscope, apparently made out of cardboard tubes and duct tape. Cut to the view of Marzipan and The Cheat from the periscope. A repetitive sonar-like "boo" sound is heard in the background}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' This has been such a great date, The Cheat. I don't know what could possibly ruin it.

''{Cut to inside of cardboard submarine. Strong Bad is looking away from the periscope with Homestar standing right behind, wearing a sailor hat and simulating sonar noises. Water is streaming down the walls and dripping from the ceiling.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Verify our range to target! Flood tubes three and four! Hunt for Red October!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aye aye, sir! ...Boo...

''{Cut to surface. The "submarine" surfaces. It is a cardboard box with the words "USS FLIRTINI" on the side. Strong Bad and Homestar pop out, revealing fireworks duct-taped to the insides of the box flaps.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' FIRE!

''{Homestar and Strong Bad light a match and the BMW Lighter, respectively, and light the fireworks. View changes to include the bridge and its occupants. After a couple seconds, the fireworks simultaneously propel the submarine backwards offscreen and fly forwards.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER AND STRONG BAD:''' WAAAH!

''{The fireworks execute a loop in the air, and fly past Marzipan and The Cheat, startling them. Cut to a view of the sky where the fireworks go off in a grand display. Marzipan and The Cheat's silhouettes can be seen in the foreground.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Ooooh, it's so romantic...

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Sighs}''

''{Marzipan and The Cheat lean close to each other}''

''{Cut to view of the surface of a large body of water. Homestar and Strong Bad are leaning out the top of the "submarine" as the fireworks flash, singing the Strong Badia national anthem as it sinks.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Singing}'' Come to the place where the tropical breezes blow... ''{Last word is garbled as he is submerged}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Singing along}'' Da da da da dada dadada dada daaaaaaah...

''{Cut to Marzipan's front hall, later. The sound of the front door opening and closing is heard, followed by Marzipan walking down the hall until she finds Homestar, running in place angrily. Homestar notices her, and stops mid-step.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Sulkingly}'' Oh, if it isn't Marzipan. ''{Steps down}'' Oh, I'm sorry, or was it "The Marzipan", now?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, you'll be happy to know it didn't work out between us. I found out The Cheat is declawed, and I just don't think I could be with someone that supports that kind of cruelty.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Delighted}'' And now you've come crawlin' back to the ol' fox's father!

'''MARZIPAN:''' No, I just came to change outfits for my next date with Bubs at the all-night waffle place!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You WHAT?! ''{Jumps up in the air, eyes bugging out}''

''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand. Bubs is straightening a black bow tie, while Coach Z is standing behind him wearing hair curlers and brandishing a rolling pin.}''

'''COACH Z:''' You WHORT?!

''{Cut to end screen, the pink box on light blue background, with the word "end" in the box. Music plays. After a few seconds, "back" appears at the bottom.}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Rage-o.png|thumb|Public RAGE-O]]
*At the end, click on the period to hear the public radio station on the [[booOOMbox]] in Strong Sad's room:
:''{Cut to close-up of booOOMbox}''
:'''RADIO ANNOUNCER''': And join us next Saturday at some civic hall auditorium for "Public Rage-o." 
:''{A flyer for the Public RAGE-O appears}''
:All your favorite public radio superstars will be in action. Watch as Ira Glass and Ira Flatow duke it out in a no-holds-barred lumberjack match. And special guest Garrison Keillor wrestles his own soothing voice... ''{cut to Strong Sad looking bewildered}'' ...in a steel cage.
:''{The Public Radio Sounds music plays}''
:'''STRONG SAD''': Oh, geez, I gotta pledge more next year. They're really getting desperate.

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*An [[Wikipedia:open relationship|open relationship]] is a relationship (usually between two people) in which participants are free to take other partners.
*"L'est" is a contraction of the French word for "the" and the French word for "is" or "east". "Chez" (which Homestar [[Foreign Words|mispronounces]]) means "At the home of" and is often used in names of fancy French restaurants.
*Marzipan's statement "let's blow this marshmallow stand" is a reference to the idiom [[Wiktionary:blow this popsicle stand|"blow this Popsicle stand"]].
*The phrase "in the Squared Circle" (from the Easter egg) comes from the old tradition of fights being held inside of a crowd of onlookers who would form a circle around the combatants. When the official square shaped fighting area was introduced, this nickname developed.
*A [[Wikipedia:Professional wrestling match types#Lumberjack match|lumberjack match]] is a match in [[professional wrestling]] in which other athletes, usually [[Wikipedia:Job (professional wrestling)#Jobbers|jobbers]], stand around the outside of the ring in order to prevent a ring-out.
*No-Holds-Barred is a professional wrestling term for no disqualifications or count outs.
*Strong Bad's mention of "snails" refers to the French dish [[Wikipedia:Escargot|escargot]].
*A [http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink7333.html flirtini] is a cocktail made of champagne, vodka, and pineapple juice.
*Strong Bad sinking with the ''USS Flirtini'' is a reference to the captain sinking with the ship, a noble move that a captain does whilst the ship is sinking.
*Public radio stations are often supported by [[Wikipedia:Pledge drive|pledge drives]], in which regular broadcasting is interrupted by announcers requesting financial contributions from listeners. 
*Marzipan's "Chilean sea marshmallow" is a play on the fish [[wikipedia:Chilean Sea Bass|Chilean sea bass]].
*[[Wikipedia:Caper#Culinary Uses|Capers]] are pickled and salted buds of the caper plant that are often used as a seasoning or garnish, especially in Mediterranean cuisine.
*[[Wikipedia:Onychectomy|Declawing]] is a controversial surgery occasionally done on cats in which the first segment on each digit of a paw is removed to prevent scratching.
* Homestar vocally makes the sound "ping" while in the "USS Flirtini" to substitute for the [[Wikipedia:sonar|sonar]] sounds of a real submarine.
*The range to a target is verified with active sonar pinging a target.
*The order "Flood tubes three and four" means to flood the torpedo tubes with water in preparation to fire torpedoes or submarine sound decoys.
===Trivia===
*Marzipan's mascara tube reads "Hot Vegan".
*Strong Bad and Homestar are drinking [[Cold One|'old ones]].
*The bubbling sound heard when the USS ''Flirtini'' sinks is the same sound effect used when [[Pom Pom]] speaks.
*The tape in the booOOMbox in the Easter egg reads "normal [[Wikipedia:Tape bias|bias]]" and appeared previously in [[geddup noise]].
*This is another instance of [[Strong Bad smiling]].
*In the scene that quickly cuts between Strong Bad and Homestar yelling, Marzipan's mirror is visible behind Strong Bad as he yells "&mdash;head".

===Remarks===
*The synopsis asks if Homestar and Marzipan are finally going on a date, but they went out in the email [[date]], and also in the email [[senior prom]].
*In the mascara's reflection in the mirror, the words appear forwards, not reversed like they would be in a real mirror.
*When Marzipan talks to Homestar after her date, you can see that the shading on the right of her dress is missing in her closeup. However, when the screen zooms out to show Homestar and Marzipan, the shading on her dress is back to normal.
*Coach Z wears curlers in this cartoon, suggesting he does have hair. Though he appears bald when he loses his hat in [[caffeine]], he has been shown having a mustache and afro when he was younger.
*Although Marzipan suggests that Homestar Runner can only count up to three, he counts to five in [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]].
*In [[Happy Fireworks]], Homestar suggests that Marzipan doesn't like fireworks and that she thinks they "promote violence." However, she refers to them as "romantic" when she watches them in this cartoon.
<!-- Marzipan never claimed to be a vegan. She also might have been being polite.-->
*The stones in the stone bridge look different than they do in [[personal favorites]]. (The stone are aligned in an arch here rather than horizontal, as they were in personal favorites.)
*Marzipan seems to have no problem with The Cheat eating a hot dog, despite her strong stance regarding products made from animals.

===Goofs===
*When Marzipan allows The Cheat to compliment her, a bit of her hair is shown disconnected with the rest.
*When the fireworks are going off, the bushes in the background are cut off on the left side.
*If you look closely, Marzipan's mouth (part of it) is seen fully visible in the mirror.
*After Marzipan gets up from the bench in Marshmallow's Last Stand, the outline on her dress goes outside her dress for a split second.
*Currently, if the random toon button lands on this cartoon, it will send you to The Strongest Man in the World Contest.

===Fixed Goofs===
[[Image:datenite rockets.PNG|thumb|Come to the place where fireworks reappear...]]
*When first released the fireworks were still visibly attached to the USS ''Flirtini'' as it sank after they had been launched. 

===Inside References===
*In [[long pants]], Marzipan says that everybody claims her figure looks like a broom.
**In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]], Homestar calls Marzipan, "You old broomstick!"
*The Cheat is again compared to cheese (in this case, a Trivial Pursuit cheese wedge), as was the case in [[huttah!]].
*Instead of actually gulping, Homestar merely ''says'' his gulp, which is what [[Fightgar]] did when [[Gunhaver]] ordered him to do some "undercover work" in [[Shopping for Danger]]. This, of course, is an example of [[fake sound effects]]. 
*"Seriously, Strong Strong" is a nod to Homestar's classic line, "[[Seriously|Seriously, Pom Pom]]."
*Homestar's disagreement with Strong Bad to kill Marzipan and The Cheat is a reference to [[death]].
*The candle and romantic music are from [[do over]].
*Homestar's "L'[[egg]]" hat and waiter outfit are similar to the outfit he wore in [[Summer Short Shorts]], where the hat simply read "Egg".
*The stone bridge where Marzipan and The Cheat go at night is from [[personal favorites]].
*The rockets are [[Fthoom-Bang]] brand bottle rockets duct-taped together just like in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], in which Strong Bad refers to them as "Explosives". Both misuses instantly result in failure for his objective.
*Strong Bad's fake mustache bears a striking resemblance to the one on his [[Old-Timey Strong Bad|Old-Timey counterpart]].
*While the USS ''Flirtini'' is sinking, the song that Strong Bad sings and Homestar hums is the [[Strong Badia National Anthem]].
**They're also slightly [[Singing Out Of Tune|off-key]].
*Coach Z was previously portrayed as a mother in [[garage sale]].
*This toon contains another instance of [[mustaches]].
*"The Marzipan" is a nod to the [[integral article]] in The Cheat's name.
**Marzipan was also referred to as "The Marzipan" in [[Who Said What Now?]].
*During the Easter egg, the [[Public Radio Sound]] music from [[radio]] is heard.
*Homestar (who was speaking for [[Cardboard Marzipan]] at the time) asked The Cheat if he wanted to go on a "secret hot date" with her in [[Happy Fireworks]]. Homestar also called Bubs, as Cardboard Marzipan, a "gorgeous hunk of man". 
**An Easter Egg from [[do over]] showed Marzipan with The Cheat disguised as Homestar and covered in lipstick kisses.
*Strong Bad uses the [[BMW Lighter]] to light the fireworks aboard the USS ''Flirtini''.
*The outro to the Public Radio Commercial is the same song as the [[Videlectrix]]'s intro to games.

===Real-World References===
*''[[Wikipedia:The Hunt for Red October|The Hunt for Red October]]'' was the first novel by [[Wikipedia:Tom Clancy|Tom Clancy]], which was later made into a [[Wikipedia:The Hunt for Red October (film)|film]] and [[Wikipedia:The Hunt for Red October (video game)|video game]]. The book and the film deal heavily with submarine warfare.
*[[Wikipedia:Ira Glass|Ira Glass]] and [[Wikipedia:Ira Flatow|Ira Flatow]] are [[Wikipedia:Public broadcasting|public radio]] hosts. Glass hosts ''[[Wikipedia:This American Life|This American Life]]'' on [[Wikipedia:Public Radio International|Public Radio International]], and Flatow hosts ''[[Wikipedia:Talk of the Nation - Science Friday|Talk of the Nation - Science Friday]]'' on [[Wikipedia:National Public Radio|National Public Radio]].
*[[Wikipedia:Garrison Keillor|Garrison Keillor]] hosts ''[[Wikipedia:A Prairie Home Companion|A Prairie Home Companion]]'' from [[Wikipedia:American Public Media|American Public Media]].
*[[Wikipedia:Trivial Pursuit|Trivial Pursuit]] is a board game in which players earn wedge-shaped game pieces for answering trivia questions correctly.
*The sentence in the Public Rage-O ad reading, "The most electrifying wrestling event in sports infotainment!" is a parody of the line "The most electrifying man in sports entertainment!" made famous by WWE wrestler [[Wikipedia:The Rock (entertainer)|The Rock]].
*After finishing her marshmallow, Marzipan almost exactly quotes an [[Wikipedia:Archie Comics|Archie Comics]] cover where [[Wikipedia:Archie Andrews (comics)|Archie]] and [[Wikipedia:Veronica Lodge|Veronica]] are exiting a fancy restaurant.  Veronica tells Archie she enjoyed her lobster, then asks him, "How was your hot dog?"

==DVD Version==
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' Oh man, Mike!

'''MIKE:''' What's up? What're&mdash; What're you so&mdash; so&mdash; so worried about, Matt?

'''MATT:''' Homestar's really in for it here in a second.

'''MIKE:''' Oh. This is something we had talked about doing for a long time: The Cheat and Marzipan.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, well, 'cause we were gonna do it... right after&mdash; there's a... old cartoon where she says she's breaking up with him. She tells Homestar&mdash; it's one of the first times you hear her actually say, "I'm breaking up with you."

'''MIKE:''' Mm-hmm.

'''MATT:''' And I think, like, right after that we were thinking of making this cartoon where then... Homestar's like, "Oh, what time are we going to dinner?" And she's like, "I'm going on a date with The Cheat; I've been dating him for a while."

'''MIKE:''' Right.

'''MATT:''' She was gonna dye her hair black, too. It was something we had thought about.

''{pause during Homestar's "want his bod" line}''

'''MATT:''' That was a line I wrote for that... proposed cartoon, like&mdash;

'''MIKE:''' Oh, really?

'''MATT:''' &mdash;from, like, four years ago or something.

''{pause during Homestar and Marzipan's conversation}''

'''MATT:''' I like that Marzipan all&mdash; isn't above make up and stuff. She's kind of a total hippie but then she's like... you know... she's gonna get&mdash; she's girly.

'''MIKE:''' Wasn't there&mdash; what's the name of her make up? I know you can't read it here but&mdash;

'''MATT:''' Oh, is it somethin' soy or somethin'?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, isn't her make up like... 

'''MATT:''' Yeah it's probably eco...

'''MIKE:''' Eco-friendly?

'''MATT:''' They just&mdash; they just edited themselves into the same room!

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' The Cheat's 'stache is pretty good there.

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' Marzipan had to reach down way low to hook her arm under The Cheat's elbow.

''{pause while Homestar begins talking to Strong Bad}''

'''MATT:''' I like that these guys are just hanging out havin' some Cold Ones together. Some Old Ones together, rather.

'''MIKE:''' In... presumably Marzipan's house?

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Yeah, I think. We still haven't decided whose... I think Homestar and Marzipan live in different houses, but... ''{Mike begins talking}'' They seem to hang out in the same one.

'''MIKE:''' ''{while Matt is talking}'' It seems like that's pretty much Marzipan's.

'''MATT:''' Yeah yeah, definitely.

'''MIKE:''' The kitchen is definitely up in the air as to whose...

'''MATT:''' Yeah. And Homestar's bedroom is clearly in his own house.

'''MIKE:''' Right.

'''MATT:''' Oh, Marshmallow's ''{in eccentric French accent}'' L'est Stand.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' What about my Chaup au Fan, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' Is the...

'''MATT:''' What do you think The Cheat said? That's gross, The Cheat.  So did it just say 'egg' before or did it always say 'l'egg'? ''{referring to Homestar's hat}''

'''MIKE:''' ''{while Matt is still talking}'' Yeah, in the Summer Short Shorts it says 'egg'.  

'''MATT:''' Okay...

'''MIKE:''' When, uh, the one where The Cheat's trying to eat a million... er, a bunch of french fries.

'''MATT:''' Right.

'''MIKE:''' And this voice is provided by your, your newborn daughter.

'''MATT:''' That's right, she's like a month old.

'''MIKE:''' My baby doesn't make Cheat noises. She makes cute sounds but they don't sound like, she never had that Cheat phase like your daughter did.  I like your Italian music that you had, you made that.

'''MATT:''' ''{while Mike is talking}'' You like that? ''{after a while}'' You've got those little plastic hot dog trays, don't you Mike?

'''MIKE:''' I do. I almost bought some plastic popcorn... that were like at movies.

'''MATT:''' ''{while Mike is still talking}'' ''We've'' got those.

'''MIKE:''' Do you have those?  I saw those I think, at the, at the "One Spot" at Target a couple, a month or two ago.

'''MATT:''' The triumphant return of the stone bridge, Mike!

'''MIKE:''' Is this the first time it's been seen since the knife fight between Pom Pom and Coach Z?

'''MATT:''' I think so, yeah.  And uh, I don't, you never, didn't really know for sure if it was a real place.

'''MIKE:''' Now we know.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. I'm a big fan of "The Hunt for Red October", Mike.

'''MIKE:''' I know. I know that. Originally there were some inconsistencies with that, oh, no, it's up here. It's when they're sinking, originally I still had the, uh...

'''MATT:''' The fireworks?

'''MIKE:''' The fireworks were on the side of the box...

'''MATT:''' Oh...

'''MIKE:''' ...and the wiki...

'''MATT:''' They just reloaded it!

'''MIKE:''' It was like that for a couple, for a couple hours probably.

'''MATT:''' They got the guys down in the torpedo room to flood tubes three and four again. ''{They both laugh.}'' He ''did'' end up walking, uh, running in place, Mike.  When do, what do you think, uh, would be something else that would make Strong Bad and Homestar team up together?

'''MIKE:''' If everybody else in town was frozen.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, and they had to team up to un-freeze them.

'''MATT:''' Who froze them Mike, the Unguraits?

'''MIKE:''' May... it is ungreat.  I have the 'ungreats'.

=== Fun Facts ===
*The early toon where Marzipan decides to break up with Homestar was likely [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]], in which Homestar (or rather, Strong Bad dressed as Homestar) gives her pumpkin entry a "last place" ribbon and she retaliates by threatening to part with him.
*"Chaup au Fan" was previously referenced in [[your funeral]].
*[[Wikipedia:Target Corporation|Target]] is an American mass merchandise retailer, the fifth-largest by sales revenue in the United States.
*Matt mentions The Unguraits, who are rejected characters.

==External Links==
*[[HR:datenite.html|watch "Date Nite"]]
*[[HR:datenite.swf|view the Flash file for "Date Nite"]]
*[[Forum:11290|forum thread re: "Date Nite"]]

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