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[[Image:SBCG4AP-D3-World_Locations.png|thumb|"Really creates the illusion of reality, right?"]]
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[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from the [[Stone Bridge|World Locations]] in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].
[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from the [[Stone Bridge|World Locations]] in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].
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:'''COACH Z:''' ''{Coach Z spins the camera so he can look at the front}'' No, of course n—
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{Coach Z spins the camera so he can look at the front}'' No, of course n—
:''{Jump cut. Long shot as Dangeresque and Renaldo arrive in Venice}''
:''{Jump cut. Long shot as Dangeresque and Renaldo arrive in Venice}''
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:'''RENALDO:''' Well, here we are... ''{Pause}''
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:'''COACH Z:''' Well, here we are... ''{Pause}''
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ah, Venice!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, Venice!
===After solving the lost kidnapping===
===After solving the lost kidnapping===
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Well, dad, you never believed me, but I did it. I solved the lost kidnapping case that you never could. And I have the proof right here. ''{Gives the newspaper to Dadgeresque}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, dad, you never believed me, but I did it. I solved the lost kidnapping case that you never could. And I have the proof right here. ''{Gives the newspaper to Senor Cardgage}''
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:'''DADGERESQUE:''' Oh, thanks for the recyclables, Angela. Thas will make a pretty good blanketer. ''{Leaves}''
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:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Oh, thanks for the recyclables, Angela. Thas will make a pretty good blanketer. ''{Leaves}''
:'''If Strong Bad has the plans'''
:'''If Strong Bad has the plans'''
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Er, right, dad. No time to waste! Come on, Renaldo, we're following dad to the kidnapper's hideout! ''{Scene changes to the kidnapper's hideout}''
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Er, right, dad. No time to waste! Come on, Renaldo, we're following dad to the kidnapper's hideout! ''{Scene changes to the kidnapper's hideout}''
:'''If Strong Bad does not have the plans'''
:'''If Strong Bad does not have the plans'''
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Er, right, dad. No time to waste! I'll meet you at the kidnapper's hideout once I get the plans!
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Er, right, dad. No time to waste! I'll meet you at the kidnapper's hideout once I get the plans!
===Dadgeresque===
===Dadgeresque===
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey... you.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey... you.
====Dadgeresque → Dadgeresque====
====Dadgeresque → Dadgeresque====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Um, hi, dad. It's me, Dangeresque. I know it's been—
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Um, hi, dad. It's me, Dangeresque. I know it's been—
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:'''DADGERESQUE:''' ''{Interrupting}'' Hey, Brethany. Are you came to fetch the dodgers?
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:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{Interrupting}'' Hey, Brethany. Are you came to fetch the dodgers?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Uncertain}'' Um... yeah, dodge. ''{Suddenly confident}'' Yeah, you can't dodge me any more, dad! There's been a kidnapping and—
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Uncertain}'' Um... yeah, dodge. ''{Suddenly confident}'' Yeah, you can't dodge me any more, dad! There's been a kidnapping and—
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:'''DADGERESQUE:''' ''{Interrupting}'' No, the kids are all went to the mallvies.
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:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{Interrupting}'' No, the kids are all went to the mallvies.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yes, yes, the old... er... Malvies Catacombs! Is that where the kidnapping you were never able to solve went down? I'll do it, Dad! I'll finish the case for you, and then you can help me rescue Cutesy Buttons!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yes, yes, the old... er... Malvies Catacombs! Is that where the kidnapping you were never able to solve went down? I'll do it, Dad! I'll finish the case for you, and then you can help me rescue Cutesy Buttons!
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:'''DADGERESQUE:''' If you go to the store, can you buychase me a cheese burgwich?
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:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' If you go to the store, can you buychase me a cheese burgwich?
====Dadgeresque → Dadgeresque → Angel====
====Dadgeresque → Dadgeresque → Angel====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Anguished}'' Dad! I thought I'd lost you!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Anguished}'' Dad! I thought I'd lost you!
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:'''DADGERESQUE:''' No, I was just on my fiftee-nute break.
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:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' No, I was just on my fiftee-nute break.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Finally, we can be a finally again! Family again!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Finally, we can be a finally again! Family again!
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:'''DADGERESQUE:''' There were some ducks in the wadger, but they lest away, I guess.
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:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' There were some ducks in the wadger, but they lest away, I guess.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Whatever. It's just good to have you back!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whatever. It's just good to have you back!
====Dadgeresque → Dadgeresque → Devil====
====Dadgeresque → Dadgeresque → Devil====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Angry}'' Dad, where have you been all these years?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Angry}'' Dad, where have you been all these years?
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:'''DADGERESQUE:''' Mostly linin' up the doughnuts... I dunno.
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:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Mostly linin' up the doughnuts... I dunno
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Anguished}'' It hasn't been easy, dad. A kid like me, growing up on the streets. I had to learn to be tough! Do things my way! And I did it all on my own!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Anguished}'' It hasn't been easy, dad. A kid like me, growing up on the streets. I had to learn to be tough! Do things my way! And I did it all on my own!
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:'''DADGERESQUE:''' Okay then, Israel. I could really go for a nice cold marmalade.
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:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Okay then, Israel. I could really go for a nice cold marmalade.
====Dadgeresque → Trinket====
====Dadgeresque → Trinket====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Gets out the trinket}'' You left me this mysterious trinket before you left, dad. I have to know, what is it?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Gets out the trinket}'' You left me this mysterious trinket before you left, dad. I have to know, what is it?
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:'''DADGERESQUE:''' That's real brootiful, Jennifer. Can I bo-roach it for my prong date?
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:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' That's real brootiful, Jennifer. Can I bo-roach it for my prom date?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Umm... oh, I get it. You can't talk about it now! You never know who might be listening! ''{Puts the trinket away and looks from side to side}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Umm... oh, I get it. You can't talk about it now! You never know who might be listening! ''{Puts the trinket away and looks from side to side}''
====Nunchuck gun → Dadgeresque====
====Nunchuck gun → Dadgeresque====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Whipping out his nunchuck gun}'' Check this thing out! ''{Puts it away}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Whipping out his nunchuck gun}'' Check this thing out! ''{Puts it away}''
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:'''DADGERESQUE:''' Okay. No thanks for all.
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:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Okay. No thanks for all.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'll never get your approval, will I, dad? NEVER!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll never get your approval, will I, dad? NEVER!
===Flower===
===Flower===
:'''If left on podium the last time Strong Bad was here'''
:'''If left on podium the last time Strong Bad was here'''
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:''{Dangeresque takes the note with the flower and reads}''
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:''{Strong Bad takes the note with the flower and reads}''
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:'''SULTRY BUTTONS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Dangeresque, how dare you try to make nice with me in the country where we had our first fight? And for your information, my butt STILL does not look like a porcupine wrestling a pineapple! Still hate you, Sultry Buttons. ''{Strong Bad throws the note away}''
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:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Voiceover}'' Dangeresque, how dare you try to make nice with me in the country where we had our first fight? And for your information, my butt STILL does not look like a porcupine wrestling a pineapple! Still hate you, Sultry Buttons. ''{Strong Bad throws the note away}''
===Gondola===
===Gondola===
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Fake Italian accent}'' Hey, a-you in the boat-a! Wake up! I have a gelato pizza pasta for you! ''{Normal voice}'' Man, that guy is one heavy sleeper.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Fake Italian accent}'' Hey, a-you in the boat-a! Wake up! I have a gelato pizza pasta for you! ''{Normal voice}'' Man, that guy is one heavy sleeper.
===Informant===
===Informant===
:'''Only appears after Renaldo gets kidnapped.'''
:'''Only appears after Renaldo gets kidnapped.'''
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:'''First time only'''
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:''{First time only}''
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey you, citizen. I'm looking for some information.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey you, citizen. I'm looking for some information.
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:'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' ''{Italian accent}'' Bongiorno! I'm known around these parts as Stinky the Peeve. I sense that you are looking for information!
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Italian accent}'' Bongiorno! I'm known around these parts as Stinky the Peeve. I sense that you are looking for information!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, I just said that. And I said no accents!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I just said that. And I said no accents!
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, Peevy Stank!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Peevy Stank!
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:'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' ''{Italian accent}'' Tell me what you want to know.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Italian accent}'' Tell me what you want to know.
====Informant → Informant====
====Informant → Informant====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' So what are you doin' here? 'Cause I gotta seal this whole place off to search for a fugitive!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' So what are you doin' here? 'Cause I gotta seal this whole place off to search for a fugitive!
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:'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' ''{Italian accent}'' I am a psychic advisor sent here by higher forces to help you in your investiagion.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Italian accent}'' I am a psychic advisor sent here by higher forces to help you in your investiagion.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Nonplussed}'' Higher forces. Of course.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Nonplussed}'' Higher forces. Of course.
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:'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' ''{Italian accent}'' I am what is called a "touch psychic". Give me any item and I can tell you its significance.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Italian accent}'' I am what is called a "touch psychic". Give me any item and I can tell you its significance.
====Informant → Podium====
====Informant → Podium====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' What happened to that solidest gold nugget over there that I totally wasn't going to steal?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' What happened to that solidest gold nugget over there that I totally wasn't going to steal?
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:'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' ''{Italian accent}'' My senses tell me that a mysterious woman may have taken it. There's a rumor that a beautiful woman is attempting to steal all the world's greatest treasures.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Italian accent}'' My senses tell me that a mysterious woman may have taken it. There's a rumor that a beautiful woman is attempting to steal all the world's greatest treasures.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh yeah, these must be the world's SECOND greatest treasures. I already stole all the good ones.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah, these must be the world's SECOND greatest treasures. I already stole all the good ones.
====Informant → Perducci====
====Informant → Perducci====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm looking for a man who has stolen some very important disks.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm looking for a man who has stolen some very important disks.
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:'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' ''{Italian accent}'' These aren't pirated copies of Windows Millenium Edition, are they? Because I don't deal with that kind of—
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Italian accent}'' These aren't pirated copies of Windows Millenium Edition, are they? Because I don't deal with that kind of—
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' No, just top secret rocket launch codes to the sun.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, just top secret rocket launch codes to the sun.
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:'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' ''{Italian accent}'' Ah, you're looking for Perducci.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Italian accent}'' Ah, you're looking for Perducci.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Shaking fist}'' PERDUCCI!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Shaking fist}'' PERDUCCI!
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:'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' ''{Italian accent}'' He was here in Venice not too long ago, but has since fled the country. If you have any items that Perducci has touched, I might be able to help you find him!
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Italian accent}'' He was here in Venice not too long ago, but has since fled the country. If you have any items that Perducci has touched, I might be able to help you find him!
====Informant → Sultry Buttons====
====Informant → Sultry Buttons====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm trying to catch a beautiful jewel thief. Got any tips?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm trying to catch a beautiful jewel thief. Got any tips?
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:'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' ''{Normal voice}'' Hmm. If you want to impress a lady, try leaving flowers in a place you know she'll be!
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Normal voice}'' Hmm. If you want to impress a lady, try leaving flowers in a place you know she'll be!
====Informant → Painting====
====Informant → Painting====
:''{Note that '''Painting → Informant''' has the same effect}''
:''{Note that '''Painting → Informant''' has the same effect}''
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pulling out the painting}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the painting}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' ''{Italian accent}'' Hmmm... this painting is old. It has sentimental value to Perducci. I see... this painting being stolen by Perducci, in Cairo... some time in 1963.  
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Italian accent}'' Hmmm... this painting is old. It has sentimental value to Perducci. I see... this painting being stolen by Perducci, in Cairo... some time in 1963.  
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Wow, Perducci's THAT old? I mean, I guess the creaking rusty hip joints should have given it away, but...
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wow, Perducci's THAT old? I mean, I guess the creaking rusty hip joints should have given it away, but...
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:'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' ''{Italian accent}'' Never underestimate your elders. They tend to surprise you.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Italian accent}'' Never underestimate your elders. They tend to surprise you.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Putting it away}'' Yeah, but they usually do it with smells.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Putting it away}'' Yeah, but they usually do it with smells.
====Informant → Cancel====
====Informant → Cancel====
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:'''First time only'''
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:''{First time only}''
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Okay, Stinky, I really should get going.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, Stinky, I really should get going.
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:'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' ''{Italian accent}'' I knew you were going to say that. But before you leave, I should let you know that I have three brothers, located in other countries, that are also willing to help you. They aren't psychics, but they do have unique talents that may be useful.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Italian accent}'' I knew you were going to say that. But before you leave, I should let you know that I have three brothers, located in other countries, that are also willing to help you. They aren't psychics, but they do have unique talents that may be useful.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I am trying really hard not to let that disturb me.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I am trying really hard not to let that disturb me.
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm outta here, Stinkman.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm outta here, Stinkman.
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:'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' ''{Italian accent}'' Don't forget to look up any of my three brothers if you need help in other countries.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Italian accent}'' Don't forget to look up any of my three brothers if you need help in other countries.
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I gotta run. Places to go, Perduccis to bust.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I gotta run. Places to go, Perduccis to bust.
====Big Knife → Informant====
====Big Knife → Informant====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pulling out the knife}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the knife}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' ''{Italian accent}'' This was owned by someone who cared for you very much, but now wishes she could get back those picturesque moments.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Italian accent}'' This was owned by someone who cared for you very much, but now wishes she could get back those picturesque moments.
====Blueprints → Informant====
====Blueprints → Informant====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pulling out the blueprints}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the blueprints}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' ''{Italian accent}'' These plans were taken from Perducci by someone much more awesome than he.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Italian accent}'' These plans were taken from Perducci by someone much more awesome than he.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That is one hundred percent true.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' That is one hundred percent true.
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:'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' ''{Italian accent}'' It's unclear where Perducci is now, but judging from the whiskey stains, these plans originated in Ireland, laddie.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Italian accent}'' It's unclear where Perducci is now, but judging from the whiskey stains, these plans originated in Ireland, laddie.
:''{Given access to Ireland}''
:''{Given access to Ireland}''
====Diamond and Ruby → Informant====
====Diamond and Ruby → Informant====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pulling out the photo}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the photo}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' ''{Italian accent}'' I sense that this was recently stolen. Twice.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Italian accent}'' I sense that this was recently stolen. Twice.
====Romantic Photo → Informant====
====Romantic Photo → Informant====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pulling out the photo}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the photo}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' ''{Italian accent}'' I sense that this was a very happy moment for the woman in the photo. She wishes she could re-create this moment.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Italian accent}'' I sense that this was a very happy moment for the woman in the photo. She wishes she could re-create this moment.
====Small Rock → Informant====
====Small Rock → Informant====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pulling out the rock}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the rock}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' ''{Italian accent}'' I sense that this rock was used by Perducci to beat Perducci in a game of cards!
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Italian accent}'' I sense that this rock was used by Perducci to beat Perducci in a game of cards!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Wow! That was pretty good! What else ya got?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wow! That was pretty good! What else ya got?
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:'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' ''{Italian accent}'' I can sense Perducci's presence, but it's not here. This rock originally came to Perducci when it shot out of a volcano in Japan. I feel that he may be on his way back to Tokyo.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Italian accent}'' I can sense Perducci's presence, but it's not here. This rock originally came to Perducci when it shot out of a volcano in Japan. I feel that he may be on his way back to Tokyo.
:''{Given access to Tokyo}''
:''{Given access to Tokyo}''
====Any other item → Informant====
====Any other item → Informant====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Does THIS mean anyth—
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Does THIS mean anyth—
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:'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' ''{Italian accent}'' Don't even bother taking it out. I can already tell you that it's worthless.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Italian accent}'' Don't even bother taking it out. I can already tell you that it's worthless.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh. Well okay, then.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. Well okay, then.
===Podium===
===Podium===
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Reading}'' World's solidest gold nugget. ''{Normally}'' Solidest? Well, where is it? I want to steal it!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Reading}'' World's solidest gold nugget. ''{Normally}'' Solidest? Well, where is it? I want to steal it!
===Renaldo===
===Renaldo===
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' So, Renaldo, what do you make of my dad, Dadgeresque?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, Renaldo, what do you make of my dad, Dadgeresque?
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:'''RENALDO:''' I think he's a lost cause. ''{breaks character}'' And I think your choice of casting is gonna cost us the "Best Supporting Dad" award this year!
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:'''COACH Z:''' I think he's a lost cause. And I think your choice of casting is gonna cost us the "Best Supporting Dad" award this year!
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====Nunchuck Gun → Renaldo====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Now is not the time for violence! ...Just kidding, any time is a good time for violence, but I have more important things to do right now.
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==Ireland==
==Ireland==
===On first arrival===
===On first arrival===
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:''{Shot of The Cheat pressing play on the See Dee Spinner, which then plays an Irish jig. The camera abruptly spins down and around to show the Ireland backdrop. Zoom out to show Strong Bad looking at it.}''
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:''{Shot of The Cheat pressing play on the See Dee Spinner, which then plays an irish jig. The camera abruptly spins down and around to show the Ireland backdrop. Zoom out to show Strong Bad looking at it.}''
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ireland, and the fresh clean scent of the Irish spring. ''{Music ends}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ireland, and the fresh clean scent of the Irish spring. ''{Music ends}''
===Flower===
===Flower===
:'''If left on podium the last time Strong Bad was here'''
:'''If left on podium the last time Strong Bad was here'''
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:''{Dangeresque takes the note with the flower and reads}''
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:''{Strong Bad takes the note with the flower and reads}''
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:'''SULTRY BUTTONS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Is this some kind of a joke? You leave me a Stickanee flower in the same country where you accidentally blew up my summer cottage on purpose? This is NOT going to make me remember the good times. Hoping you get hit by a truck, Sultry Buttons. ''{DAngeresque throws the note away}''
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:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Voiceover}'' Is this some kind of a joke? You leave me a Stickanee flower in the same country where you accidentally blew up my summer cottage on purpose? This is NOT going to make me remember the good times. Hoping you get hit by a truck, Sultry Buttons. ''{Strong Bad throws the note away}''
===Informant===
===Informant===
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm looking for a criminal. Fat guy, dumb-looking mustache... seen anyone like that around here? Other than you, I mean.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm looking for a criminal. Fat guy, dumb-looking mustache... seen anyone like that around here? Other than you, I mean.
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:'''CECIL VAN GOUGH:''' ''{Irish accent}'' It's possible. In my profession, I see a lot of people who fit that description. I'll try to help if I can, laddie.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Irish accent}'' It's possible. In my profession, I see a lot of people who fit that description. I'll try to help if I can, laddie.
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, art guy. I have some more questions for you.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, art guy. I have some more questions for you.
====Informant → Informant====
====Informant → Informant====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You must be one of Stinky's brothers.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' You must be one of Stinky's brothers.
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:'''CECIL VAN GOUGH:''' ''{Irish accent}'' Aye. My name is Cecil van Gough. I'm a well-respected art critic and collector. If you have any pieces of fine art, I can tell ye their history.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Irish accent}'' Aye. My name is Cecil van Gough. I'm a well-respected art critic and collector. If you have any pieces of fine art, I can tell ye their history.
====Informant → Podium====
====Informant → Podium====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' What do you know about the stolen four-leaf thousand dollar bill?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' What do you know about the stolen four-leaf thousand dollar bill?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Normal accent, monotone}'' Uhh... only that I am not one of his minions.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Normal accent, monotone}'' Uhh... only that I am not one of his minions.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Is that s— What?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Is that s— What?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Sotto voce}'' I didn't get the script updates this morning... I'm ad-libbing.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Sotto voce}'' I didn't get the script updates this morning... I'm ad-libbing.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' CUT!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' CUT!
:''{A clapper board passes over the screen}''
:''{A clapper board passes over the screen}''
====Informant → Perducci====
====Informant → Perducci====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ever hear of a guy named Perducci?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ever hear of a guy named Perducci?
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:'''CECIL VAN GOUGH:''' ''{Irish accent}'' Aye. He just tried to sell me a beautiful masterpiece. But I do not deal in stolen goods, so I sent him away. I suspect he may be trying to sell it in Cairo.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Irish accent}'' Aye. He just tried to sell me a beautiful masterpiece. But I do not deal in stolen goods, so I sent him away. I suspect he may be trying to sell it in Cairo.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Are you serious? I just missed him AGAIN? Man, I better be earning some frequent fly-guy miles for all this globe-trotting I'm doin'!
+
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you serious? I just missed him AGAIN? Man, I better be earning some frequent fly-guy miles for all this globe-trotting I'm doin'!
:''{Given access to Cairo}''
:''{Given access to Cairo}''
====Informant → Sultry Buttons====
====Informant → Sultry Buttons====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm trying to catch a beautiful jewel thief. Got any tips?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm trying to catch a beautiful jewel thief. Got any tips?
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:'''CECIL VAN GOUGH:''' ''{Normal voice}'' Hmm. If you want to impress a lady, try leaving flowers in a place you know she'll be!
+
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Normal voice}'' Hmm. If you want to impress a lady, try leaving flowers in a place you know she'll be!
====Informant → Painting====
====Informant → Painting====
:''{Note that '''Painting → Informant''' has the same effect}''
:''{Note that '''Painting → Informant''' has the same effect}''
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pulling out the painting}'' Is this painting worth anything?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the painting}'' Is this painting worth anything?
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:'''CECIL VAN GOUGH:''' ''{Irish accent}'' I remember this painting! It was all over the news when it was stolen from the Mummy's Tomb back in 1963!
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Irish accent}'' I remember this painting! It was all over the news when it was stolen from the Mummy's Tomb back in 1963!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, but I said is it worth anything?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, but I said is it worth anything?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Irish accent}'' It's stolen, so ''I'' won't be paying anything for it.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Irish accent}'' It's stolen, so ''I'' won't be paying anything for it.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Putting it away}'' Then I guess I'm done here.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Putting it away}'' Then I guess I'm done here.
====Informant → Cancel====
====Informant → Cancel====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Thanks for your help. Don't go anywhere, I may have some more questions.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks for your help. Don't go anywhere, I may have some more questions.
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:'''CECIL VAN GOUGH:''' ''{Irish accent}'' You know where to find me.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Irish accent}'' You know where to find me.
====Romantic Photo → Informant====
====Romantic Photo → Informant====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pulling out the photo}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the photo}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''CECIL VAN GOUGH:''' ''{Irish accent}'' It's a lovely photo of the rare Stickanee flower, but it's not really what I would call art.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Irish accent}'' It's a lovely photo of the rare Stickanee flower, but it's not really what I would call art.
====Certain items → Informant====
====Certain items → Informant====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm not gonna embarrass myself by trying to pass THAT off as a piece of art!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not gonna embarrass myself by trying to pass THAT off as a piece of art!
===Podium===
===Podium===
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Reading}'' The rare four-leaf thousand dollar bill! ''{Normally}'' Whoa. I busted up a ring of counterfeit THREE-leaf thousand dollar bills before, but I've never seen a four-leaf one! And I've STILL never seen one, because it's been stolen by Sultry Buttons.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Reading}'' The rare four-leaf thousand dollar bill! ''{Normally}'' Whoa. I busted up a ring of counterfeit THREE-leaf thousand dollar bills before, but I've never seen a four-leaf one! And I've STILL never seen one, because it's been stolen by Sultry Buttons.
==Cairo==
==Cairo==
===On first arrival===
===On first arrival===
:''{Panning shot of the Cairo backdrop}''
:''{Panning shot of the Cairo backdrop}''
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Cairo. The driest city in the world. Land of the mysterious desert pyramids. ''{The backdrop starts to fall over. Jump cut, and it's suddenly upright again, with The Cheat holding it up. Rapid pan over to Strong Bad.}'' I wonder if I'll find Perducci here?
+
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cairo. The driest city in the world. Land of the mysterious desert pyramids. ''{The backdrop starts to fall over. Jump cut, and it's suddenly upright again, with The Cheat holding it up. Rapid pan over to Strong Bad.}'' I wonder if I'll find Perducci here?
===Flower===
===Flower===
:'''If left on podium the last time Strong Bad was here'''
:'''If left on podium the last time Strong Bad was here'''
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:''{Dangeresque takes the note with the flower and reads}''
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:''{Strong Bad takes the note with the flower and reads}''
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:'''SULTRY BUTTONS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Dangeresque, you aren't really trying to win me back in the country where we first tasted celery soda. I mean, I guess it wasn't that bad, but it wasn't good either. They say it's an acquired taste, but... anyway, this place doesn't really hold any fond memories for me. I'll kill you in your sleep, Sultry Buttons. ''{Dangeresque throws the note away}''
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:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Voiceover}'' Dangeresque, you aren't really trying to win me back in the country where we first tasted celery soda. I mean, I guess it wasn't that bad, but it wasn't good either. They say it's an acquired taste, but... anyway, this place doesn't really hold any fond memories for me. I'll kill you in your sleep, Sultry buttons. ''{Strong Bad throws the note away}''
===Informant===
===Informant===
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Don't tell me, you're another one of Stinky's brothers. Geez, how many of you guys ARE there?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't tell me, you're another one of Stinky's brothers. Geez, how many of you guys ARE there?
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:'''MOVING MAN:''' ''{New York accent}'' Four all together. Now, did you come to do business? If not, then get lost.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{New York accent}'' Four all together. Now, did you come to do business? If not, then get lost.
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, mole guy.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, mole guy.
====Informant → Informant====
====Informant → Informant====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You've got a real attitude, pal. I like that. So what's your story?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' You've got a real attitude, pal. I like that. So what's your story?
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:'''MOVING MAN:''' ''{New York accent}'' Well, since you know my brudder, they call me the Moving Man. I'm a professional fence. You got some moichandise that you obtained through questionable means, get it to me and I can move it for yas.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{New York accent}'' Well, since you know my brudder, they call me the Moving Man. I'm a professional fence. You got some moichandise that you obtained through questionable means, get it to me and I can move it for yas.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'll keep that in mind if I ever want to do any... "spring cleaning" in my office.
+
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll keep that in mind if I ever want to do any... "spring cleaning" in my office.
====Informant → Podium====
====Informant → Podium====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm sure you're aware that Sultry Buttons has stolen the Purple Nose of Cairo.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm sure you're aware that Sultry Buttons has stolen the Purple Nose of Cairo.
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:'''MOVING MAN:''' ''{New York accent}'' Yeah, and it is a great loss to the country, but a possible great profit ta me!
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{New York accent}'' Yeah, and it is a great loss to the country, but a possible great profit ta me!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Really? A purple nose?
+
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Really? A purple nose?
-
:'''MOVING MAN:''' ''{New York accent}'' If you scratch it, it smells like boysenberries!
+
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{New York accent}'' If you scratch it, it smells like boysenberries!
-
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's a scratch 'n' sniff treasure?
+
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a scratch 'n' sniff treasure?
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:'''MOVING MAN:''' ''{New York accent}'' Yup.
+
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{New York accent}'' Yup.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Well... actually that IS pretty cool.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well... actually that IS pretty cool.
====Informant → Perducci====
====Informant → Perducci====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' In your line of work, you must have connections to Perducci. Is he here in Cairo?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' In your line of work, you must have connections to Perducci. Is he here in Cairo?
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:'''MOVING MAN:''' ''{New York accent}'' Oh yeah, I know Perducci. He and I go way back. But you won't find him in Cairo. I just sent him off to Tokyo to move some counterfeit movie tie-in moichandise.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{New York accent}'' Oh yeah, I know Perducci. He and I go way back. But you won't find him in Cairo. I just sent him off to Tokyo to move some counterfeit movie tie-in moichandise.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' So THAT'S where all that cheap junk is coming from.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' So THAT'S where all that cheap junk is coming from.
====Informant → Sultry Buttons====
====Informant → Sultry Buttons====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm trying to catch a beautiful jewel thief. Got any tips?
+
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm trying to catch a beautiful jewel thief. Got any tips?
-
:'''MOVING MAN:''' ''{Normal voice}'' Hmm. If you want to impress a lady, try leaving flowers in a place you know she'll be!
+
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Normal voice}'' Hmm. If you want to impress a lady, try leaving flowers in a place you know she'll be!
====Informant → Painting====
====Informant → Painting====
:''{Note that '''Painting → Informant''' has the same effect}''
:''{Note that '''Painting → Informant''' has the same effect}''
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pulling out the painting}'' Take a look at this painting. Anyone ever try to move this thing through you?
+
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the painting}'' Take a look at this painting. Anyone ever try to move this thing through you?
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:'''MOVING MAN:''' ''{New York accent}'' Yeah, I remember Perducci stole this thing from the Mummy's Tomb one Fall, a long time ago!
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{New York accent}'' Yeah, I remember Perducci stole this thing from the Mummy's Tomb one Fall, a long time ago!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You remember it being in the fall?
+
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You remember it being in the fall?
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:'''MOVING MAN:''' ''{New York accent}'' Yeah, well, business is slow in the fall. Something like that painting comes through and you remember it.
+
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{New York accent}'' Yeah, well, business is slow in the fall. Something like that painting comes through and you remember it.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Putting it away}'' Then I guess I'm done here.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Putting it away}'' Then I guess I'm done here.
====Informant → Cancel====
====Informant → Cancel====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I've heard enough. But if ya ever run into someone needing to get rid of some stolen jet pack boots, you know who to call!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I've heard enough. But if ya ever run into someone needing to get rid of some stolen jet pack boots, you know who to call!
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:'''MOVING MAN:''' ''{New York accent}'' Sure, and if you happen to run into any of my three brudders, give them a big hug fer me.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{New York accent}'' Sure, and if you happen to run into any of my three brudders, give them a big hug fer me.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Stay outta trouble, or I'll be back for ya!
+
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Stay outta trouble, or I'll be back for ya!
-
====Diamond or Ruby → Informant====
+
====Romantic Photo → Informant====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' What can I get for this?
+
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the photo}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''MOVING MAN:''' Hmm... I'll give you five bucks for it!
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Irish accent}'' It's a lovely photo of the rare Stickanee flower, but it's not really what I would call art.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' But it's a priceless gem!
+
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:'''MOVING MAN:''' Take it or leave it.
+
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'll leave it. ''{Puts the gem away}'' But I do admire your underhanded corruptitude.
+
====Certain items → Informant====
====Certain items → Informant====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Turns to the camera}'' Nah, I'd rather keep THAT for myself.
+
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Turns to the camera}'' Nah, I'd rather keep THAT for myself.
===Podium===
===Podium===
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Reading}'' The Purple Nose of Cairo? ''{Normally}'' That's a weird one. I think I'll let Sultry Buttons keep that one.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Reading}'' The Purple Nose of Cairo? ''{Normally}'' That's a weird one. I think I'll let Sultry Buttons keep that one.
===Pyramids===
===Pyramids===
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Man, check out those pyramids! So pointy! And those sphinx...es! Just, like, laying <!--sic--> out in the sun like that. They are probably like, "man, it's all hot out here, I'm just gonna lay <!--sic--> down for a minute." But then they fall asleep and get covered with sand and have to stay that way! And then, their freakin' noses fall off! That's rough, man. That's gangsta.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, check out those pyramids! So pointy! And those sphinx...es! Just, like, laying out in the sun like that. They are probably like, "man, it's all hot out here, I'm just gonna lay down for a minute." But then they fall asleep and get covered with sand and have to stay that way! And then, their freakin' noses fall off! That's rough, man. That's gangsta.
==Tokyo==
==Tokyo==
===On first arrival===
===On first arrival===
:''{The camera focuses on a cardboard stand depicting Mount Fuji. Authentic music plays.}''
:''{The camera focuses on a cardboard stand depicting Mount Fuji. Authentic music plays.}''
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Japan. Wow, this place looks SO different from any other country I've visited! So different!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Japan. Wow, this place looks SO different from any other country I've visited! So different!
===Flower===
===Flower===
:'''If left on podium the last time Strong Bad was here'''
:'''If left on podium the last time Strong Bad was here'''
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:''{Dangeresque takes the note with the flower and reads}''
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:''{Strong Bad takes the note with the flower and reads}''
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:'''SULTRY BUTTONS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Nice flower, Dangeresque. Too bad this is the country where you decided your speedboat couldn't take my weight and left me to face the Old Polish Navy alone. A sensitive person would be more sentimental! Thinking about kicking your face, Sultry Buttons. ''{Dangeresque throws the note away}''
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:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Voiceover}'' Nice flower, Dangeresque. Too bad this is the country where you decided your speedboat couldn't take my weight and left me to face the Old Polish Navy alone. A sensitive person would be more sentimental! Thinking about kicking your face, Sultry Buttons. ''{Strong Bad throws the note away}''
===Informant===
===Informant===
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:'''STOOLEY RAT WEASEL:''' Psst... Are you Dangeresque?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Psst... Are you Dangeresque?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I see my legend preceeds me.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I see my legend preceeds me.
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:'''STOOLEY RAT WEASEL:''' My brother said to expect you. Do you have any questions for me?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' My brother said to expect you. Do you have any questions for me?
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yo, Stooley.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yo, Stooley.
====Informant &rarr; Informant====
====Informant &rarr; Informant====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' So, who are you supposed to be?
+
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, who are you supposed to be?
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:'''STOOLEY RAT WEASEL:''' Just call me Stooley Rat Weasel.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Just call me Stooley Rat Weasel.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Only if you pay me.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Only if you pay me.
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:'''STOOLEY RAT WEASEL:''' I'm a double agent working to gather info for both sides. If you have anything that you need information on, just show it to me.
+
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm a double agent working to gather info for both sides. If you have anything that you need information on, just show it to me.
====Informant &rarr; Podium====
====Informant &rarr; Podium====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' What do you know about the Swollen Jade Tick?
+
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What do you know about the Swollen Jade Tick?
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:'''STOOLEY RAT WEASEL:''' ''{Irish accent}'' Ah, a rare and beautiful treasure! They say it was pulled from the backside of an ancient jade elephant!
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Irish accent}'' Ah, a rare and beautiful treasure! They say it was pulled from the backside of an ancient jade elephant!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Okay, okay, stop talking, stop talking!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, okay, stop talking, stop talking!
====Informant &rarr; Perducci====
====Informant &rarr; Perducci====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm looking for a fugitive named Perducci. That name mean anything to you?
+
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm looking for a fugitive named Perducci. That name mean anything to you?
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:'''STOOLEY RAT WEASEL:''' Yeah, I know Perducci. I've been gathering intel on him for years! He was here not long ago, you just missed him! My sources say he may be heading to a safe house in Paris!
+
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Yeah, I know Perducci. I've been gathering intel on him for years! He was here not long ago, you just missed him! My sources say he may be heading to a safe house in Paris!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ah, the old "safe house in Paris" gimmick. I should have known!
+
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, the old "safe house in Paris" gimmick. I should have known!
====Informant &rarr; Sultry Buttons====
====Informant &rarr; Sultry Buttons====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm trying to catch a beautiful jewel thief. Got any tips?
+
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm trying to catch a beautiful jewel thief. Got any tips?
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:'''STOOLEY RAT WEASEL:''' Hmm. If you want to impress a lady, try leaving flowers in a place you know she'll be!
+
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Hmm. If you want to impress a lady, try leaving flowers in a place you know she'll be!
====Informant &rarr; Painting====
====Informant &rarr; Painting====
:''{Note that '''Painting &rarr; Informant''' has the same effect}''
:''{Note that '''Painting &rarr; Informant''' has the same effect}''
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{pulls out the painting}'' Hey, ya got any intel on this baby?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{pulls out the painting}'' Hey, ya got any intel on this baby?
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:'''STOOLEY RAT WEASEL:''' Of course. Perducci and I worked together to steal this from an ANCIENT TEMPLE in JAPAN.
+
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Of course. Perducci and I worked together to steal this from an ANCIENT TEMPLE in JAPAN.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Can that information help me find him now?
+
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Can that information help me find him now?
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:'''STOOLEY RAT WEASEL:''' I don't think so.
+
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I don't think so.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{puts the painting away}'' Well, that's no fun.
+
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{puts the painting away}'' Well, that's no fun.
====Informant &rarr; Cancel====
====Informant &rarr; Cancel====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Keep on playin' both sides, Rat Weezy.
+
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Keep on playin' both sides, Rat Weezy.
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:'''STOOLEY RAT WEASEL:''' Don't worry about me. And if you need any more help in your travels, just look up any of my three brothers!
+
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Don't worry about me. And if you need any more help in your travels, just look up any of my three brothers!
====Small Rock &rarr; Informant====
====Small Rock &rarr; Informant====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pulling out the rock}'' What do you make of this?
+
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the rock}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''STOOLEY RAT WEASEL:''' It's a rock!
+
:'''STRONG SAD:''' It's a rock!
====Certain items &rarr; Informant====
====Certain items &rarr; Informant====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Turns to camera}'' Hmmm. If this guy is a double agent, I probably shouldn't be showing him everything I have. Just the stuff that might lead me to Perducci!
+
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Turns to camera}'' Hmmm. If this guy is a double agent, I probably shouldn't be showing him everything I have. Just the stuff that might lead me to Perducci!
===Metal Detector===
===Metal Detector===
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Somewhere out there, there's a bullet with my name on it. ''{Finds a bullet}'' But not this one. This one's been monogrammed by ''{Shaking fist}'' Perducci!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Somewhere out there, there's a bullet with my name on it. ''{Finds a bullet}'' But not this one. This one's been monogrammed by ''{Shaking fist}'' Perducci!
===Podium===
===Podium===
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{reading}'' "The Swollen Jade Tick". I'm glad this one was stolen. Ticks BUG me. ''{grins at his joke}'' They TICK me off. ''{chuckles under his breath}'' They really SUCK. ''{Laughs, and sheepishly glances at camera}'' Right... comic relief?
+
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading}'' "The Swollen Jade Tick". I'm glad this one was stolen. Ticks BUG me. ''{grins at his joke}'' They TICK me off. ''{chuckles under his breath}'' They really SUCK. ''{Laughs, and sheepishly glances at camera}'' Right... comic relief?
==Paris==
==Paris==
===On first arrival===
===On first arrival===
:''{The camera pans down an Eiffel Tower backdrop.}''
:''{The camera pans down an Eiffel Tower backdrop.}''
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Paris. The city of romance. Many a hearts and winds I have broken here.
+
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Paris. The city of romance. Many a hearts and winds I have broken here.
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===Flower===
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:'''If left on podium the last time Strong Bad was here, and if Strong Bad had visited another world location before returning'''
+
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+
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:''{Strong Bad takes the note with the flower and reads}''
+
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:'''SULTRY BUTTONS:''' ''{voiceover}'' My dear Dangeresque, a Stickanee flower in Paris... it brings back memories of the good times. Like that time we tried to assassinate the Emperor of Toothpaste while he was on vacation. But I guess you got here just as I was leaving. Maybe next time you'll arrive before me. ''{Dangeresque throws the note away}''
+
===Informant===
===Informant===
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey you, have you seen&mdash;
+
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey you, have you seen&mdash;
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:'''PROFILER:''' ''{Interrupting, Indian accent}'' You are troubled with father issues. This has made it hard for you to define which side of the law you are on, and why you choose to work alone. Except when you work with your partner.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Interrupting}'' You are troubled with father issues. This has made it hard for you to define which side of the law you are on, and why you choose to work alone. Except when you work with your partner.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Which is all the time.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Which is all the time.
 +
:{{short hr}}
 +
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yo, Stooley.
====Informant &rarr; Informant====
====Informant &rarr; Informant====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' What are you, another psychic?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' What are you, another psychic?
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:'''PROFILER:''' ''{Indian accent}'' I'm a psychological profiler. I can give you a psychological profile of a person just by evaluating their belongings.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm a psychological profiler. I can give you a psychological profile of a person just by evaluating their belongings.
====Informant &rarr; Podium====
====Informant &rarr; Podium====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Did you see a woman come through here and steal a ginormous diamond?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Did you see a woman come through here and steal a ginormous diamond?
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:'''PROFILER:''' ''{Indian accent}'' Um, nope. Not that I know of.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Um, nope. Not that I know of.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' What? Aren't you supposed to know everything about the seedy criminal activity around here?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' What? Aren't you supposed to know everything about the seedy criminal activity around here?
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:'''PROFILER:''' ''{Indian accent}'' I'm sure if there was anyone around here fitting a criminal profile, I would know about it.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm sure if there was anyone around here fitting a criminal profile, I would know about it.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Look, there's a big empty pedestal over there that previously displayed something I wanted to take! I mean, protake! Protect!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Look, there's a big empty pedestal over there that previously displayed something I wanted to take! I mean, protake! Protect!
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:'''PROFILER:''' ''{Indian accent}'' Sorry, must not have been very important.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Sorry, must not have been very important.
====Informant &rarr; Perducci====
====Informant &rarr; Perducci====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm looking for a man named Perducci. ''{Shakes his fist}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm looking for a man named Perducci. ''{Shakes his fist}''
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:'''PROFILER:''' ''{Indian accent}'' Well, what can you tell me about him?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, what can you tell me about him?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hmm... he's fat, wears a blue suit, dumb hat, crusty white beard and mustache... and smells a bit like peppermint and gravy.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm... he's fat, wears a blue suit, dumb hat, crusty white beard and mustache... and smells a bit like peppermint and gravy.
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:'''PROFILER:''' ''{Indian accent}'' This sounds like desperate man! He's frightened, and may have gone into hiding.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' This sounds like desperate man! He's frightened, and may have gone into hiding.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' So how can I find him?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' So how can I find him?
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:'''PROFILER:''' ''{Indian accent}'' He's probably trying to blend into the crowd. Perhaps in a place where EVERYONE wears funny hats and smells a bit minty.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Irish accent}'' He's probably trying to blend into the crowd. Perhaps in a place where EVERYONE wears funny hats and smells a bit minty.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Sooo... Ireland?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Sooo... Ireland?
====Informant &rarr; Sultry Buttons====
====Informant &rarr; Sultry Buttons====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm trying to catch a beautiful jewel thief. Got any tips?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm trying to catch a beautiful jewel thief. Got any tips?
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:'''PROFILER:''' Hmm. If you want to impress a lady, try leaving flowers in a place you know she'll be!
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Hmm. If you want to impress a lady, try leaving flowers in a place you know she'll be!
====Informant &rarr; Painting====
====Informant &rarr; Painting====
:''{Note that '''Painting &rarr; Informant''' has the same effect}''
:''{Note that '''Painting &rarr; Informant''' has the same effect}''
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{pulls out the painting}'' What can you tell me about a man who would steal something like this?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{pulls out the painting}'' What can you tell me about a man who would steal something like this?
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:'''PROFILER:''' ''{Indian accent}'' Oh, my! That's... well, anyone who steals that is highly disturbed! Strangely, that same painting appears in an old case file of mine I wrote way back in the Fall of 1963.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, my! That's... well, anyone who steals that is highly disturbed! Strangely, that same painting appears in an old case file of mine I wrote way back in the Fall of 1953.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{puts the photo away}'' Wow, that IS a coincidence!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{puts the photo away}'' Wow, that IS a coincidence!
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====Blueprints &rarr; Informant====
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====Large Knife &rarr; Blueprints====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pulling out the blueprints}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the blueprints}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''PROFILER:''' ''{Indian accent}'' A man who keeps blueprints is a man who always knows where to hide.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' A man who keeps blueprints is a man who always knows where to hide.
====Large Knife &rarr; Informant====
====Large Knife &rarr; Informant====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pulling out the knife}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the knife}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''PROFILER:''' ''{Indian accent}'' The person who uses this as a weapon is very dangerous. ''{Sniffs}'' And wears French perfume.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' The person who uses this as a weapon is very dangerous. ''{Sniffs}'' And wears French perfume.
====Small Rock &rarr; Informant====
====Small Rock &rarr; Informant====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pulling out the rock}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the rock}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''PROFILER:''' ''{Indian accent}'' Hmm... it seems to be covered in soy sauce, probably a messy eater.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Hmm... it seems to be covered in soy sauce, probably a messy eater.
====Certain items &rarr; Informant====
====Certain items &rarr; Informant====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Turns to camera}'' I don't want this guy lookin' at too much of my stuff. Nobody profiles Dangeresque!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Turns to camera}'' I don't want this guy lookin' at too much of my stuff. Nobody profiles Dangeresque!
===Podium===
===Podium===
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{reading}'' The Diamond-Tipped Diamond. ''{Normally}'' I heard this thing can cut through just about every material known to man! It's probably what Sultry Buttons used to cut through the security glass to steal it... somehow.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading}'' The Diamond-Tipped Diamond. ''{Normally}'' I heard this thing can cut through just about every material known to man! It's probably what Sultry Buttons used to cut through the security glass to steal it... somehow.
===Sultry Buttons===
===Sultry Buttons===
:'''Only appears if the Stickanee flower was left on the podium the last time Strong Bad was here'''
:'''Only appears if the Stickanee flower was left on the podium the last time Strong Bad was here'''
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I knew you couldn't stay away.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I knew you couldn't stay away.
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:'''SULTRY BUTTONS:''' ''{Holding up the flower}'' A Stickanee flower? In Paris? You do care!
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:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Holding up the flower}'' A Stickanee flower? In Paris? You do care!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You know it, baby. Dangeresque NEVER forgets his special lady, baby.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' You know it, baby. Dangeresque NEVER forgets his special lady, baby.
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:'''SULTRY BUTTONS:''' Do you mean it? ''{Turns away}'' I WON'T have my heart broken again.
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:'''MARZIPAN:''' Do you mean it? ''{Turns away}'' I WON'T have my heart broken again.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Of course! Why, I'd shower you with gems, if I had any.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Of course! Why, I'd shower you with gems, if I had any.
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:'''SULTRY BUTTONS:''' Ooh, I have some! ''{Turns back and holds up the ruby and the diamond}'' Take mine!
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:'''MARZIPAN:''' Ooh, I have some! ''{Turns back and holds up the ruby and the diamond}'' Take mine!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh no, I couldn't&mdash; well okay. ''{Takes them}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh no, I couldn't&mdash; well okay. ''{Takes them}''
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:'''SULTRY BUTTONS:''' So go ahead! Shower me with priceless jewels!
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:'''MARZIPAN:''' So go ahead! Shower me with priceless jewels!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Not here, my sweet. Meet me in Hawai'i at sunrise.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Not here, my sweet. Meet me in Hawai'i at sunrise.
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:'''SULTRY BUTTONS:''' How romantic! Don't keep me waiting. ''{Leaves}''
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:'''MARZIPAN:''' How romantic! Don't keep me waiting. ''{Leaves}''
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Well THAT'S somewhere I'm never going to go. I gotta get this ruby back to Professor Experimento! And I guess I should hang on to these other rare gems as well. You know, for safe keeping... in a sock... under my bed.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well THAT'S somewhere I'm never going to go. I gotta get this ruby back to Professor Experimento! And I guess I should hang on to these other rare gems as well. You know, for safe keeping... in a sock... under my bed.
====Nunchuck Gun &rarr; Sultry Buttons====
====Nunchuck Gun &rarr; Sultry Buttons====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Whipping out the nunchuck gun}'' Hold it right there, lady!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Whipping out the nunchuck gun}'' Hold it right there, lady!
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:'''SULTRY BUTTONS:''' Don't shoot!
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:'''MARZIPAN:''' Don't shoot!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Give me one good reason not to!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Give me one good reason not to!
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:'''SULTRY BUTTONS:''' Because I love you, Dangeresque!
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:'''MARZIPAN:''' Because I love you, Dangeresque!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}'' Of course you do, baby. But like I told you before, Dangeresque is here for ALL the ladies to enjoy.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}'' Of course you do, baby. But like I told you before, Dangeresque is here for ALL the ladies to enjoy.
==General==
==General==
===After encountering Sultry Buttons at the Secret Lab===
===After encountering Sultry Buttons at the Secret Lab===
:'''If the podium is empty'''
:'''If the podium is empty'''
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::''{Sultry Buttons is standing by the podium. After a pause, she walks away, just as Dangeresque comes running up}''
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::''{Sultry Buttons is standing by the podium. After a pause, she walks away, just as Strong Bad comes running up}''
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{every other time a city is entered}'' Wait, Sultry! Man, I gotta find a way to get here before she leaves.
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{every other time a city is entered}'' Wait, Sultry! Man, I gotta find a way to get here before she leaves.
:'''If the Stickanee flower is on the podium, every location save Paris'''
:'''If the Stickanee flower is on the podium, every location save Paris'''
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ah-ha! I'm finally in time to catch up with Sultry Buttons! But she doesn't look very happy. Maybe I should wait until she leaves.
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah-ha! I'm finally in time to catch up with Sultry Buttons! But she doesn't look very happy. Maybe I should wait until she leaves.
===In extended play===
===In extended play===
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====At intervals while in scene====
====At intervals while in scene====
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:'''INFORMANT:''' Something I can help you with, stranger?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Something I can help you with, stranger?
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:'''INFORMANT:''' Hey, over here.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Hey, over here.
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:'''INFORMANT:''' Psst. You need some information?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Psst. You need some information?
====After speaking to all five Informants====
====After speaking to all five Informants====
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:'''Plays in any location when pressing cancel on the Informant. Strong Bad must have talked to at least the brothers in Japan and either Cairo or Ireland about the painting.'''
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:'''Plays in any location when pressing cancel on the Informant'''
:''{First time only}''
:''{First time only}''
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can't believe I haven't found Perducci! yet. I've already been to five different countries and talked to five of these stupid brothers! But wait! Stinky said he only had THREE brothers! Something is fishy. One of these guys is lying, and when I figure out who it is, I'm gonna pull out my trusty nunchuck gun, ''{pulls out the gun}'' poke it into their doughy belly, and nunchuck gun the crap out of them until they give up the info I need! ''{Puts the gun away}'' No one protects Perducci! in my town and gets away with it!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't believe I haven't found Perducci! yet. I've already been to five different countries and talked to five of these stupid five of these stupid brothers! But wait! Stinky said he only had THREE brothers! Something is fishy. One of these guys is lying, and when I figure out who it is, I'm gonna pull out my trusty nunchuck gun, ''{pulls out the gun}'' poke it into their doughy belly, and nunchuck gun the crap out of them until they give up the info I need! ''{Puts the gun away}'' Noone protects Perducci! in my town and gets away with it!
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
:''{Second time only}''
:''{Second time only}''
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Imitating a phone}'' Bring! ''{Pulls out the VCR}'' Hang on, I gotta take this. ''{Into the VCR}'' You got Dangeresque. Who is this?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Imitating a phone}'' Bring! ''{Pulls out the VCR}'' Hang on, I gotta take this. ''{Into the VCR}'' You got Dangeresque. Who is this?
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:'''BARON DARIN DIAMONOCLE:''' ''{voiceover}'' Danger-skew! I just got an important tip concerning Perducci! Apparently he's passing himself off as some kind of underwoild informant!
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:'''BUBS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Danger-skew! I just got an important tip concerning Perducci! Apparently he's passing himself off as some kind of underwoild informant!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Informant? I just brutally interrogated a bunch of those guys!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Informant? I just brutally interrogated a bunch of those guys!
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:'''BARON DARIN DIAMONOCLE:''' ''{voiceover}'' Well, find out which one's been lying to you! That's your guy!
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:'''BUBS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Well, find out which one's been lying to you! That's your guy!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Thanks for the tip, Diamonocle.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks for the tip, Diamonocle.
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:'''BUBS:''' ''{voiceover, breaking character}'' And here's another tip: If you need that extra boost of energy but don't want all the sugar, Diet Bull Honkey brand Caffienergy Sauce is&mdash; ''{Dangeresque hangs up the VCR}''
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:'''BUBS:''' ''{voiceover}'' And here's another tip: If you need that extra boost of energy but don't want all the sugar, Diet Bull Honkey brand Caffienergy Sauce is&mdash; ''{Strong Bad hangs up the VCR}''
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pulls out the nunchuck gun}'' Looks like the zookeeper's gotta clear the muffins outta the pantry!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulls out the nunchuck gun}'' Looks like the zookeeper's gotta clear the muffins outta the pantry!
====Nunchuck Gun &rarr; Informant====
====Nunchuck Gun &rarr; Informant====
:'''Before speaking to all the Informants, and then after unveiling Perducci'''
:'''Before speaking to all the Informants, and then after unveiling Perducci'''
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pulling out the nunchuck gun}'' Freeze, dirt scum!
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the nunchuck gun}'' Freeze, dirt scum!
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::'''INFORMANT:''' What? What did I do?
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::'''STRONG SAD:''' What? What did I do?
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ah, nothing. I just love doing that.
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, nothing. I just love doing that.
::{{short hr}}
::{{short hr}}
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pulling out the nunchuck gun}'' Don't move, scumbag... butt!
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the nunchuck gun}'' Don't move, scumbag... butt!
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::'''INFORMANT:''' I'm NOT moving.
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::'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm NOT moving.
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Okay. Very good.
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay. Very good.
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:'''After the ''After speaking to all five Informants'' sequence above has played'''
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:'''After speaking to all the informants'''
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pulling out the nunchuck gun}'' Hold it right there, meat pie! Why are you lyin' to me?
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the nunchuck gun}'' Hold it right there, meat pie! Why are you lyin' to me?
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::'''INFORMANT:''' What are you talking about?
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::'''STRONG SAD:''' What are you talking about?
::{{short hr}}
::{{short hr}}
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pulling out the nunchuck gun}'' Going somewhere?
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the nunchuck gun}'' Going somewhere?
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::'''INFORMANT:''' Not really, I pretty much just stay here.
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::'''STRONG SAD:''' Not really, I pretty much just stay here.
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' So stay there! And tell me why your story doesn't add up!
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' So stay there! And tell me why your story doesn't add up!
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::'''INFORMANT:''' What part doesn't make sense?
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::'''STRONG SAD:''' What part doesn't make sense?
::{{short hr}}
::{{short hr}}
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pulling out the nunchuck gun. Over-emphasising plosives}'' Are you protecting Perducci?
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the nunchuck gun. Over-emphasising plosives}'' Are you protecting Perducci?
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::'''INFORMANT:''' What?
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::'''STRONG SAD:''' What?
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Your story is full of lies that have holes in them!
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Your story is full of lies that have holes in them!
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::'''INFORMANT:''' What part?
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::'''STRONG SAD:''' What part?
::{{short hr}}
::{{short hr}}
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pulling out the nunchuck gun}'' Looks like I caught me a big fat liar!
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the nunchuck gun}'' Looks like I caught me a big fat liar!
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::'''INFORMANT:''' Me? What makes you think I'm lying?
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::'''STRONG SAD:''' Me? What makes you think I'm lying?
=====Nunchuck Gun &rarr; Informant &rarr; 1963=====
=====Nunchuck Gun &rarr; Informant &rarr; 1963=====
:'''Venetian brother'''
:'''Venetian brother'''
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' The painting wasn't stolen in 1963!
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' The painting wasn't stolen in 1963!
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::'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' That's not true! My brother in Paris knows all about it! Ask him!
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::'''STRONG SAD:''' That's not true! My brother in Paris knows all about it! Ask him!
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Okay, okay, you story check out. This time. ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}''
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, okay, you story check out. This time. ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}''
:'''Irish and Parisian brothers'''
:'''Irish and Parisian brothers'''
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' The painting wasn't stolen in 1963!
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' The painting wasn't stolen in 1963!
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::'''CECIL VAN GOUGH/PROFILER:''' Was too! Check with my brother in Venice! He can back it up!
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::'''STRONG SAD:''' Was too! Check with my brother in Venice! He can back it up!
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, I may just do that! But I probably won't since you're right. ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}''
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I may just do that! But I probably won't since you're right. ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}''
:'''Cairene and Tokyo-mon brothers'''
:'''Cairene and Tokyo-mon brothers'''
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' The painting wasn't stolen in 1963!
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' The painting wasn't stolen in 1963!
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::'''MOVING MAN/STOOLEY RAT WEASEL:''' I don't know anything about that.
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::'''STRONG SAD:''' I don't know anything about that.
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Are you sure that wasn't you? I get you guys confused. All right, forget I was ever here. ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}''
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you sure that wasn't you? I get you guys confused. All right, forget I was ever here. ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}''
=====Nunchuck Gun &rarr; Informant &rarr; Mummy=====
=====Nunchuck Gun &rarr; Informant &rarr; Mummy=====
:'''Irish brother'''
:'''Irish brother'''
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' The painting wasn't stolen from any Mummy's Tomb!
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' The painting wasn't stolen from any Mummy's Tomb!
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::'''CECIL VAN GOUGH:''' Yes it was! Check with my brother in Cairo if you don't believe me!
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::'''STRONG SAD:''' Yes it was! Check with my brother in Cairo if you don't believe me!
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hmm, okay, I do kinda remember that. ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}''
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm, okay, I do kinda remember that. ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}''
:'''Cairene brother'''
:'''Cairene brother'''
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' The painting wasn't stolen from any Mummy's Tomb!
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' The painting wasn't stolen from any Mummy's Tomb!
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::'''MOVING MAN:''' I'm afraid it was! Just ask my brother in ''{Irish accent}'' Ireland!
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::'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm afraid it was! Just ask my brother in ''{Irish accent}'' Ireland!
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh, right. I forgot. ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}''
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, right. I forgot. ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}''
:'''Venetian, Parisian and Tokyo-mon brothers'''
:'''Venetian, Parisian and Tokyo-mon brothers'''
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' The painting wasn't stolen from any Mummy's Tomb!
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' The painting wasn't stolen from any Mummy's Tomb!
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::'''STINKY THE PEEVE/PROFILER/STOOLEY RAT WEASEL:''' I don't know anything about that.
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::'''STRONG SAD:''' I don't know anything about that.
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Are you sure that wasn't you? I get you guys confused. All right, forget I was ever here. ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}''
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you sure that wasn't you? I get you guys confused. All right, forget I was ever here. ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}''
=====Nunchuck Gun &rarr; Informant &rarr; Ancient Temple=====
=====Nunchuck Gun &rarr; Informant &rarr; Ancient Temple=====
:'''Tokyo-mon brother'''
:'''Tokyo-mon brother'''
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::'''If Strong Bad has spoken to only one of the Cairene or Irish brothers'''
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' The painting wasn't stolen from any Ancient Temple!
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:::'''DANGERESQUE:''' The painting wasn't stolen from any Ancient Temple!
+
::'''STRONG SAD:''' So?
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:::'''STOOLEY RAT WEASEL:''' So?
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' So, you told me that you helped Perducci steal the painting from an Ancient Temple in Japan, but that is clearly not true, because TWO of the brothers told me this painting was stolen from a Mummy's Tomb! You're not one of the brothers! ''{Over-emphasising plosives}'' Why are you protecting Perducci?
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:::'''DANGERESQUE:''' So, one of the brothers told me this painting was stolen from a Mummy's Tomb!
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::'''STRONG SAD:''' Very clever, Dangeresque. You have seen through my carefully-crafted ruse. I'm not protecting Perducci... ''{Close-up on Strong Bad, then back to... Perducci!}''
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:::'''STOOLEY RAT WEASEL:''' Got anyone who can back that up? How do you know HE'S not the liar?
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::'''KING OF TOWN:''' I AM Perducci! Now kindly give me back my painting!
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:::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hmm, good point. ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}''
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away and gets out the painting}'' What's so important about this painting?
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::'''KING OF TOWN:''' Just give it!
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::'''If Strong Bad has spoken both the Cairene and Irish brothers'''
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::''{They struggle over the painting. Eventually, the King of Town gets the painting, but in the process, a disk flicks out and flies up into the air.}''
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:::'''DANGERESQUE:''' The painting wasn't stolen from any Ancient Temple!
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::'''BOTH:''' The disk!
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:::'''STOOLEY RAT WEASEL:''' So?
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::''{Close-up on Strong Bad's hand as he catches the disk.}''
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:::'''DANGERESQUE:''' So, you told me that you helped Perducci steal the painting from an Ancient Temple in Japan, but that is clearly not true, because TWO of the brothers told me this painting was stolen from a Mummy's Tomb! You're not one of the brothers! ''{Over-emphasizing plosives}'' Why are you protecting Perducci?
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah-ha! You lose again, Perducci!
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:::'''STOOLEY RAT WEASEL:''' Very clever, Dangeresque. You have seen through my carefully-crafted ruse. I'm not protecting Perducci... ''{Close-up on Dangeresque, then back to... Perducci!}''
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::'''KING OF TOWN:''' I knew I shouldn't have stashed the painting under that bridge! You may have beaten me this time, Dangeresque, but I'll be back! ''{Laughs. Pause}'' Aaand, scene! Well, that's it for me. I'll see you at the premiere! If you need me for pick-ups, call my agent! ''{Leaves}''
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:::'''PERDUCCI:''' I AM Perducci! Now kindly give me back my painting!
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:::'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away and gets out the painting}'' What's so important about this painting?
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:::'''PERDUCCI:''' Just give it!
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:::''{They struggle over the painting. Eventually, Perducci gets the painting, but in the process, a disk flicks out and flies up into the air.}''
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:::'''DANGERESQUE & PERDUCCI:''' The disk!
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:::''{Close-up on Strong Bad's hand as he catches the disk.}''
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:::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ah-ha! You lose again, Perducci!
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:::'''PERDUCCI:''' I knew I shouldn't have stashed the painting under that bridge! You may have beaten me this time, Dangeresque, but I'll be back! ''{Laughs. Pause}'' Aaand, scene! Well, that's it for me. I'll see you at the premiere! If you need me for pick-ups, call my agent! ''{Leaves}''
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:'''Venetian, Irish, Cairene and Parisian brothers'''
:'''Venetian, Irish, Cairene and Parisian brothers'''
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' The painting wasn't stolen from any Ancient Temple!
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' The painting wasn't stolen from any Ancient Temple!
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::'''STINKY THE PEEVE/CECIL VAN GOUGH/MOVING MAN/PROFILER:''' I don't know anything about that.
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::'''STRONG SAD:''' I don't know anything about that.
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Are you sure that wasn't you? I get you guys confused. All right, forget I was ever here. ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}''
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you sure that wasn't you? I get you guys confused. All right, forget I was ever here. ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}''
=====Nunchuck Gun &rarr; Informant &rarr; Fall=====
=====Nunchuck Gun &rarr; Informant &rarr; Fall=====
:'''Cairene brother'''
:'''Cairene brother'''
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' The painting wasn't stolen in the Fall!
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' The painting wasn't stolen in the Fall!
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::'''MOVING MAN:''' That's not true! My brother in Paris knows all about it! Ask him!
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::'''STRONG SAD:''' That's not true! My brother in Paris knows all about it! Ask him!
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Okay, okay, you story check out. This time. ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}''
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, okay, you story check out. This time. ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}''
:'''Parisian brother'''
:'''Parisian brother'''
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' The painting wasn't stolen in the Fall!
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' The painting wasn't stolen in the Fall!
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::'''PROFILER:''' Yes it was! Check with my brother in Cairo if you don't believe me!
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::'''STRONG SAD:''' Yes it was! Check with my brother in Cairo if you don't believe me!
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hmm, okay, I do kinda remember that. ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}''
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm, okay, I do kinda remember that. ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}''
:'''Venetian, Irish and Tokyo-mon brothers'''
:'''Venetian, Irish and Tokyo-mon brothers'''
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' The painting wasn't stolen in the Fall!
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' The painting wasn't stolen in the Fall!
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::'''STINKY THE PEEVE/CECIL VAN GOUGH/STOOLEY RAT WEASEL:''' I don't know anything about that.
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::'''STRONG SAD:''' I don't know anything about that.
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Are you sure that wasn't you? I get you guys confused. All right, forget I was ever here. ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}''
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you sure that wasn't you? I get you guys confused. All right, forget I was ever here. ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}''
===Ireland Backdrop===
===Ireland Backdrop===
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' I do not look like a mountain!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I do not look like a mountain!
:''{Long shot showing Strong Sad and Mount Fuji side-by-side}''
:''{Long shot showing Strong Sad and Mount Fuji side-by-side}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I dunno, man, I definitely see the resemblance. Eh? Eh? Yep!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I dunno, man, I definately see the resemblance. Eh? Eh? Yep!
===Mustache===
===Mustache===
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:'''Appears in the first non-Venice location visited'''
:'''Appears in the first non-Venice location visited'''
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hmmm, my superior detectiving skills have detected something stashed under this bridge! ''{Pulls it out, revealing it to be the Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife}'' Ah-ha! This is the same painting that Perducci had with him when I completely obliterated him at that card game. ''{Puts the painting away}'' I wonder what it's doing here.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmmm, my superior detectiving skills have detected somethig stashed under this bridge! ''{Pulls it out, revealing it to be the Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife}'' Ah-ha! This is the same painting that Perducci had with him when I completely obliterated him at that card game. ''{Puts the painting away}'' I wonder what it's doing here.
===Podium===
===Podium===
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===River===
===River===
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ah, the mighty river of... this country. So majestic and... wet.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, the mighty river of... this country. So majestic and... wet.
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====Branch &rarr; River====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Dipping the branch into the river}'' I'll just dip this stick into the river like the script says, and... ''{Finds a lunch box, puts the branch away}'' Whoa, check this out! That's right, nerds! Your non-dairy, low-sugar, gluten-free lunch will be bully-proof with an official Killingyouguy lunch box! ''{Quietly and quickly}'' Copyright, trademarked and FDA-approved by Strong Bad.
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{{SBCG4AP}}
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[[Category:Video Game Responses]]

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