Editing Crimes Committed by Strong Bad

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Over the course of the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work [[Strong Bad]] has committed several '''crimes and misdemeanors'''. He often operates alone in his criminal acts, but is also frequently aided by either [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]], or both. Oftentimes, he also gets help from [[Bubs]], albeit more [[Bubs' Shady Business Practices|subtly]]. He has been punished or caught while committing several crimes, and as a result has [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon|spent some time in jail]]. Strong Bad's criminal repertoire is long and diverse, ranging from petty misdemeanors, such as [[prank calls]], to major crimes, including kidnapping, extortion and attempted murder.

==Aiding and Abetting==
*Email [[buried]] &mdash; Strong Bad rents out [[Strong Badia]] to unsavory characters (especially if not exclusively [[Bubs]]), allowing them to bury various types of criminal evidence, including toxic waste and a dead body.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] &mdash; Strong Bad helps Homestar cheat on his audition for Pom Pom's band.

==Arson==
*Email [[dragon]] &mdash; Strong Bad burns Strong Sad's dragon drawing with the [[BMW lighter]].
*Email [[caper]] &mdash; Strong Bad admits to setting fire to Strong Sad's underwears.
*Email [[lady fan]] &mdash; Strong Bad burns a good deal of Marzipan's arts and crafts supplies with the BMW lighter.
*Email [[the chair]] &mdash; [[Lil' Strong Bad|As a child]], Strong Bad ignites a newspaper with a [[BMW Lighter|Duplo lighter]] and throws it at a house, causing the front door to emit smoke.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] &mdash; Strong Bad can use his lighter on all sorts of different objects to destroy them, such as [[Strong Sad]]'s national documents and [[Pom Pom]]'s kimono.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] &mdash; Strong Bad burns an oil spill from [[the Gremlin]].

==Assault and Battery==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] &mdash; Strong Bad unsuccessfully attacks Homestar with a bomb, ultimately ending up blowing a hole in his own head.
*[[Egg Throwing Game]] &mdash; Strong Bad throws eggs at people dressed up as ghosts.
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] &mdash; Strong Bad locks Strong Sad in the the bathtub.
*Email [[little animal]] &mdash; Strong Bad kicks both [[The Cheat]] and [[Strong Mad]].
*Email [[invisibility]] &mdash; Strong Bad punches Homestar in the gut.
*Email [[your friends]] &mdash; Strong Bad inflicts pain on, or tortures all of the main characters (except [[The Poopsmith]]) in some contemptuous way, most of which simply involves hitting them with his foot or another object.
*Email [[mascot]] &mdash; It is implied that Strong Bad tricked Homestar into getting beat in the knees with a golf club.
*Email [[the process]] &mdash; Strong Bad [[Throwing Bricks|throws a discount brick]] at Homestar.
*Email [[the bet]] &mdash; Strong Bad is hoisting the [[Typing Tutor Turbo]] over [[The King of Town]]'s head, but you do not see him drop it.
*Email [[no loafing]] &mdash; Strong Bad's "appointment" consists of jumping on [[Strong Sad]] in bed and shouting "I hate you."
*Email [[car]] &mdash; Strong Bad punches Homestar with his tricked out fist.
*Email [[origins]] &mdash; Strong Bad presumably gives Strong Sad a belly button by attacking him with a powered drill.
**Email [[imaginary]] &mdash; The origin of Strong Sad's belly button is given more credence with the presence of a bandage throughout the email.
*Email [[rampage]] &mdash; Strong Bad's "regal rampage" consists of hitting the [[King of Town]] with a scepter.
*Email [[do over]] &mdash; Strong Bad repeatedly hits Homestar dressed as The Cheat with his keyboard, claiming that it is a "pat on the head."
*[[Bug in Mouth Disease]] &mdash; Strong Bad hits [[Homestar]] with a skillet and throws the remote at him.
*Email [[modeling]] &mdash; Strong Bad Karate chops the King of Town.
*Email [[lady...ing]] &mdash; Strong Bad throws an anvil into the audience, presumably hitting at least one person. He also hits Homestar twice and kicks the Cheat.
*Email [[lady fan]] &mdash; When setting fire to [[Marzipan]]'s arts and crafts supplies, he burns her hair and possibly face and clothes as well.
*Email [[cliffhangers]] &mdash; Strong Bad ties up the [[King of Town]] and [[Homsar]], and dangles them over a cliff. He "resolves" them by cutting their ropes, causing them to fall.
*Email [[what I want]] &mdash; Strong Bad is suggested to have put wildebeest pheromones in Strong Sad's laundry on at least two occasions.
*Email [[concert]] &mdash; Strong Bad hits Strong Sad with a [[sloshy]] record.
*Email [[slumber party]] &mdash; Strong Bad attacks Strong Sad with the intent of dislocating his shoulder, having presumably previously dislocated the other in a similar fashion.
*Email [[environment]] &mdash; Strong Bad attempts to drop a "65 mile-per-gallon hybrid" piano on [[Marzipan]] and [[Strong Sad]], but both of them get out of the way before the piano can hit either of them.
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] &mdash; Strong Bad gets The Cheat to fire a harpoon at [[Strong Sad]] and [[Coach Z]].
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] &mdash; Strong Bad puts Roman Candles in Marzipan's toilet which go off in proximity to Strong Sad.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] &mdash; Posing as health inspector, Strong Bad knocks over Homestar's cardboard donut stand while putting an 'F,' on it, intentionally causing the donut grease to spill on and injure Homestar.
*[[Hremail 3184]] &mdash; To put an end to Homestar's email program, Strong Bad hits him with a rake, a shovel, and a garden weasel.
*Email [[dictionary]] &mdash; Strong Bad hurls a giant dictionary at Homestar, causing him to lose one of his teeth.
*[[Crystal Fortress]] &mdash; Strong Bad throws a brick at the cellist.

==Attempted Murder==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] &mdash; Strong Bad attempts to blow up Homestar with a bomb.
*[[Theme Song Video]] &mdash; Strong Bad throws knives at Strong Sad tied to a spinning wheel.
*Email [[homsar]] &mdash; Strong Bad attempts to kill Homsar with the [[Heavy Lourde]].
*Email [[pom pom]] &mdash; Strong Bad attempts to pop [[Pom Pom]] with a pin while he's on fire, blindfolded. Pom Pom beats the [[crap]] out of him instead.
*Email [[couch patch]] &mdash; Strong Bad tries to make Homestar's head explode by typing the command into the Compy's command line, but results in [[The Cheat's head exploding]] instead.
*Email [[the movies]] &mdash; In an attempt to kill [[Homestar]] and perhaps other audience members, Strong Bad fires a bazooka in the movie theater, seemingly reducing the theater to a smoldering crater.
*[[Date Nite]] &mdash; Strong Bad and Homestar attempt to kill [[Marzipan]] and [[The Cheat]] using fireworks, but their plan backfires, causing their submarine to sink.
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] &mdash; Strong Bad moves Homestar Runner's mattress, buried at the bottom of The Steep Deep, assuming that Homestar would die sledding down the mountain.
*[[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]] &mdash; Strong Bad tries to drown Strong Sad by encasing him in concrete and leaving him at the bottom of the pool.

==Black Market (Bubs)==
*Email [[licensed]] &mdash; Strong Bad buys two cases of unlicensed Strong Bad brand ferret ointment.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] &mdash; In the ''wrong side'' of [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free#Concessionstan (Concessionstantinople)|Concessionstantinople]], Strong Bad does multiple businesses in the black market with Bubs on weapons, fake IDs, harvested organs, illegally excavated artifacts, unlicensed merchandise, and pirated DVDs.
**Strong Bad attempts to trade in Strong Sad's stolen fake sword, but Bubs claims it as a worthless piece of junk.
**Strong Bad attempts to trade in Pom Pom's stolen samurai sword, but Bubs says he would be in big trouble if Pom Pom caught him selling his weapons. Bubs suggests selling stuff less dangerous, such as stolen organs.
**Strong Bad trades in Strong Sad's stolen pretendix for a illegally excavated broken piece of an old pot from the [[Homsar Reservation]].

==[[Breaking and Entering]]==
*Email [[caper]] &mdash; Strong Bad breaks into [[Homestar's house]] with The Cheat to burglarize it. They are unable to steal anything, however, because The Cheat breaks the [[cow lamp]], thus waking up [[Homestar Runner]] and forcing them to leave.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] &mdash; Strong Bad and The Cheat attempt to break into [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] to steal [[Bubs]]'s fund-raiser candy bars. They are caught by Homestar and [[Coach Z]] when they attempt to blow the back door open with fireworks.
*Email [[part-time job]] &mdash; Strong Bad breaks into [[Marzipan's house]]. His motive is unknown, but it's believed he did so to check his email from inside.
*[[DNA Evidence]] &mdash; Again, Strong Bad breaks into Marzipan's house to search inside her couch to find money. He leaves behind a trail of pecan-pie-filling footprints, and accidentally drops a vial of DNA Evidence.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] &mdash; Strong Bad breaks into the King of Town's Castle to steal Homestar's criminal record.

==[[Cheating]]==
*[[Original Book]] and [[Strongest Man in the World]] &mdash; Strong Bad has The Cheat unplug [[The Robot (storybook)|The Robot]] and help him hold up his grapes.
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] &mdash; Strong Bad has Strong Mad and The Cheat distract Bubs, offer Homestar [[Melonade]] in order to force him to drop out, and stand in for Strong Bad wearing bad costumes.
*[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]] &mdash; Strong Bad has The Cheat attack Homestar so that Strong Bad can win the race.
*[[Halloween Awards Show]] &mdash; When Strong Bad wins the costume contest, he thanks The Cheat for helping him cheat.
*Email [[impression]] &mdash; Strong Bad attempts to cheat at the Strong Sad Lookalike Contest by using a tape recording of Strong Sad's voice.
*Email [[pet show]] &mdash; Strong Bad uses The Cheat to sabotage the Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show so The Cheat can win, but they are disqualified because Homestar has sabotaged them with relish foot.
*[[Kick-A-Ball]] &mdash; Strong Bad has clearly hand-written a rule in the rule book, though it ends up causing him to lose the game.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] &mdash; Strong Bad cheats heavily to win the Race to the End of the Race.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] &mdash; Strong Bad sabotages the other bands in order to win the Battle Royale of the Bands.

==Counterfeiting==
*Email [[autobiography]] &mdash; It is suggested that Strong Bad attempted to and was successful at counterfeiting money by adding zeroes to bills' denominations.
*Email [[couch patch]] &mdash; Strong Bad attemps to print out a million dollar bill, each time failing to do so.
* Email [[shapeshifting]] &mdash; Strong Bad shapeshifts into a 100 dollar bill in an attempt to buy a hot tub.

==Extortion==
*Email [[suntan]] &mdash; In order to get [[Strong Sad]] to participate in his [[Ab-Abber 2000]] commercial, Strong Bad threatens [[Gooblies]].
*Email [[lunch special]] &mdash; Strong Bad floods out [[Bubs]]' [[Concession Stand]] to get a lunch discount.
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] &mdash; Strong Bad steals Strong Sad's sandwich to coerce him into participating in [[Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, Too?]], and then eats the sandwich anyway.

==Frameup==
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] &mdash; Strong Bad frames Homestar for destroying Marzipan's decorations, and then later Pom Pom with [[Total Load]] to get him disqualified so that Homestar could win the Tri-annual Race to the End of the Race.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] &mdash; Strong Bad sets up several crimes, each making it appear as though Coach Z committed it to get [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#Two-O Duo|Two-O Duo]] back together again (including toilet papering The Stick and stealing the alarm from Bubs' Concession Stand).

==Gate-crashing==
*Email [[senior prom]] &mdash; Strong Bad attempts to crash a senior prom by using a device that de-pants everybody in the room, but it only de-pants him. He ends up becoming prom queen.

==Gross Negligence==
*Email [[keep cool]] &mdash; Strong Bad's pool supervision is extremely negligent, including his use of improper chemicals and his policy of having people he hates swim during thunderstorms while holding large metal objects.

==Human Trafficking==
*Email [[the bet]] &mdash; Strong Bad says that he is going to "make an indentured servant out of [[Strong Sad]]."
*Email [[garage sale]] &mdash; In an easter egg, it is revealed that Homestar is among items being sold in Strong Bad's garage sale.

==Identity Theft==
*Email [[credit card]] &mdash; Strong Bad scams Homestar into giving him his [[Credit Card Fraud|credit card information]], which he uses to purchase a spaceship, two killer robots, a rocket launcher and a robotic dog/shark, spending a total of $3,013,500,000 [[Wikipedia:USD|USD]].
*[[DNA Evidence]] &mdash; Text on Strong Bad's computer implies that he is trying to get someone's credit card information, and by inputting it, it will "safen it all out".

==Kidnapping==
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] &mdash; Strong Bad kidnaps the Poopsmith.

==Phone Harassment==
*Strong Bad has left numerous [[Aliases Used in Prank Calls|prank calls]] on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]], and in many of them, he attempts to con Marzipan into giving him something, ranging from food to free cable. It is unlikely that many of these attempts were actually successful.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] &mdash; Strong Bad prank calls several characters in the game, including himself.

==Prison Escape==
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] &mdash; Strong Bad and The Cheat escape from the [[Jail|cardboard box jail]] by getting Strong Mad to lift up the box.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] &mdash; Strong Bad escapes house arrest.

==Public Indecency==
*Email [[nightlife]] &mdash; Strong Bad gets thrown out of [[Club Technochocolate]] every night because he keeps taking off his pants.

==Research Ethics Violations==
* Email [[current status]] &mdash; Strong Bad does an experiment where he switches Coach Z's and Bubs's bodies to make [[Coach B and Zubs]].
*Email [[caffeine]] &mdash; Strong Bad's study of the effects of caffeine on [[Strong Sad]] violates several regulations governing medical research in most modern jurisdictions.  Strong Bad's lack of credentialed qualification notwithstanding:
**Strong Bad does not acquire proper informed consent.
**The beneficence of Strong Bad's research is dubious at best.
**Injustice in selection of subject and control, largely due to the premise of the cartoon.

==Rioting==
*Email [[disconnected]] &mdash; Strong Bad's [[Head Bad and Strong Body|headless body]] riots against [[The Municipality]].
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] &mdash; Strong Badia secedes from the Municipality and takes over several countries.

==Spamming==
*Email [[unused emails]] &mdash; Strong Bad sells 5,000 email addresses to Bubs for his "free weekly [[spam]]vertisements." In return, he gets a quarter for each one ($1,250 total.)

==Theft==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] &mdash; Strong Bad steals and then destroys Homestar's Star.
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] &mdash; Impersonating [[Pom Pom]], Strong Bad steals [[Homestar]]'s Trophy.
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello]] &mdash; Strong Bad had stolen Marzipan's oven mitts.
*[[The Reddest Radish]] &mdash; Along with [[The Cheat]], and [[Strong Mad]], Strong Bad steals a radish from [[Marzipan]]'s garden.
*[[The Luau]] &mdash; Strong Bad steals Marzipan's wood to use to roast marshmallows at his party.
*[[Strong Bad's Treat Snatcha]] &mdash; Strong Bad steals candy from trick-or-treaters by slashing open their candy bags.
*Email [[vacation]] &mdash; Strong Bad tries to steal the bike from [[Pantsburg]].
*Email [[invisibility]] &mdash; Strong Bad steals a bunch of Swiss Cake Rolls from [[Bubs]]' [[Concession Stand]].
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] &mdash; Strong Bad steals several items during the course of the cartoon, including  [[The King of Town]]'s crown.
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] &mdash; Strong Bad steals and eats Strong Sad's sandwich.
*[[Experimental Film]] &mdash; Strong Bad and Strong Mad try to steal from an ATM.
*Email [[extra plug]] &mdash; It is suggested that Strong Bad steals pretendous amounts of electricity from the King of Town in order to power his [['Lectric Boots]].
*[[Homestar Presents Presents]] &mdash; Using the [[Grabbo Arm]], Strong Bad steals Marzipan's purse.
*Email [[origins]] &mdash; Strong Bad and the other [[On Point Kings]] steal the King of Town's dunce cap.
*Email [[garage sale]] &mdash; Strong Bad has The Cheat steal [[PhoneTime XL8|Marzipan's answering machine]], which he then attempts to sell back to her at an inflated price.  He also conspires with The Cheat to steal various items from Homestar's house, though Homestar may consent to this activity.
*[[TrogdorCon '97]] &mdash; It is implied that Strong Bad, or The Cheat under Strong Bad's orders, has stolen $500 from Strong Sad.
*[[Happy Hallow-Day]] &mdash; Strong Bad suggests that he is going to steal [[the goblin]]'s hamster ball.
*Email [[what I want]] &mdash; Strong Bad tells of fraudulently returning an omelette to a hardware store for nigh on fifty bucks. 
*Email [[bike thief]] &mdash; Strong Bad, disguised as a bush, steals Pom Pom's bike and attempts to steal Homestar's bike, as well as admitting to stealing various people's lunches, girlfriends, and puppies. He also masquerades as the bush to get free pizza. Homestar later tries to steal Strong Bad's computer disguised as a trash can.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] &mdash; Strong Bad steals many items during the course of the game, including Homestar's criminal record.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] &mdash; Strong Bad steals Pom Pom's katana and replaces it with Strong Sad's fake one, which he also stole.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] &mdash; Strong Bad steals many of Marzipan's valuables when she is out of town.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] &mdash; Strong Bad steals a star from one of Bubs's advertisements, Strong Mad's stuffed dinosaur, and Strong Sad's fake sword again.
*Email [[hiding]] &mdash; Strong Bad steals an 'old one from [[Pom Pom]].
*Email [[email thunder]] &mdash; Strong Bad steals Homestar's ice cream sandwiches.

==Unlawful Impersonation==
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] &mdash; Strong Bad impersonates [[Pom Pom]] in order to steal the Jumping Jack Contest Trophy from [[Homestar]].
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] &mdash; Strong Bad impersonates Homestar to enter the Race to the End of the Race.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] &mdash; Strong Bad impersonates a health inspector and assaults Homestar.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] &mdash; Among other things, Strong Bad has pretended to be a doctor and a police officer, both of which are illegal to impersonate.

==Vandalism==
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*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] &mdash; Strong Bad first tears off and then destroys Homestar's star.
*Email [[sibbie]] &mdash; Strong Bad destroys Homestar's radio.
*Email [[kids' book]] &mdash; Strong Bad is shown to have defaced "Everyone is Different" belonging to Strong Sad and also, in an easter egg, "[[The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World Contest]]".
*Email [[lackey]] &mdash; It is shown that Strong Bad has vandalized Bubs' Concession Stand with graffiti, apparently quite some time before the events of the email.
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] &mdash; Strong Bad, along with Strong Mad and The Cheat, egg and TP [[The Stick]] and The King of Town's [[The King of Town's Castle|castle]] (the latter is not shown).
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] &mdash; Strong Bad and The Cheat try to blow up the back door of Bubs' Concession Stand in order to steal chocolate bars.
*Email [[lunch special]] &mdash; Strong Bad attempts to flood out Bubs' Concession Stand.
*[[That Time of Year]] &mdash; Strong Bad is shown to have defaced a book belonging to [[Cherry Greg]].
*Email [[origins]] &mdash; Strong Bad sprays graffiti on Marzipan.
*[[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]] &mdash; Strong Bad is seen spraypainting on a wall.
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] &mdash; Strong Bad and his posse have planned to "scandalize and vandalize" on Halloween, but can't do so without the protective cover of Halloween.
*[[DNA Evidence]] &mdash; Strong Bad breaks a hole in Bubs's green apple snow cone syrup bottle.
*Email [[slumber party]] &mdash; The games "[[Find the Load Bearer]]" and "[[Bed Axe]]" both involve property destruction.
*Email [[email thunder]] &mdash;  Strong Bad destroys Homestar's computer with liberal amounts of Mountain Dew.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] &mdash; Strong Bad, described by Bubs, "scandalizes and vandalizes" [[The Stick]] with Coach Z toilet paper and coffee mug.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] &mdash; Strong Bad tricks the Cheat into destroying the device keeping him under house arrest.

==See Also==
*[[Bubs's Shady Business Practices]]
*[[Crime and Punishment]]

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