Crime and Punishment

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Given its population of around a dozen, Free Country, USA has a high rate of petty crime.

Contents 1 Strong Bad 2 Homestar Runner 3 The Cheat 4 Strong Mad 5 Bubs 5.1 Non-business crimes 6 Coach Z

Strong Bad

While not a villain anymore, Strong Bad has committed more crimes than the rest of the characters put together.

Main Article: Crimes committed by Strong Bad

Homestar Runner

Whether due to Strong Bad's influence or his own stupidity, Homestar has had a few brushes with the law.

• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2 — Homestar steals Marzipan's credit card to buy a racecar bed and tries to take prank calling lessons from Strong Bad.
• Email bike thief — Homestar attemps to steal Strong Bad's Lappy.

The Cheat

Main Article: Cheating

• The Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon — The Cheat assists Strong Bad in his various crimes througout the toon.

Strong Mad

• The Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon — Strong Mad "breaks" Strong Bad and The Cheat out of jail.
• Fall Float Parade — Strong Mad uproots and steals Bubs' Concession Stand.

Bubs

Main Article: Bubs's Shady Business Practices

Non-business crimes

• Folky Tale — Bubs helps Coach Z hide when he thinks he killed Strong Sad. Bubs also tells Homestar to get outta town and lay low for a while.

Coach Z

• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2 — Coach Z lets it slip that he has broken into Marzipan's house before.
• Baddest of the Bands — Coach Z breaks Marzipan's window and her restraining order on her house.