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Despite its population of around a dozen, Free Country, USA has a high rate of petty crime.

Strong Bad

While not a proper villain anymore, Strong Bad has committed more crimes than the rest of the characters put together.

Main Article: Crimes committed by Strong Bad

Homestar Runner

Whether due to Strong Bad's influence or his own stupidity, Homestar has had a few brushes with the law.

• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2 — Homestar steals Marzipan's credit card to buy a racecar bed and tries to take prank calling lessons from Strong Bad.
• Email bike thief — Homestar attemps to steal Strong Bad's Lappy.

The Cheat

Main Article: Cheating

True to his name, The Cheat has helped Strong Bad and several other characters to cheat at various sports and activities. He has also assisted with various, more henious crimes.

• email caper &mdash The Cheat breaks into Homestar's house alongside Strong Bad.
• The Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon — The Cheat assists Strong Bad in his various crimes througout the toon.
• Homestar Ruiner — The Cheat puts a bomb in a paper bag marked "Coach Z" after the coach comments on him being unsportsmanlike.
• A Death-Defying Decemberween — The Cheat helps Homestar's attempt to kill himself sledging down the Steep Deep.

Strong Mad

• Jumping Jack Contest — Strong Mad helps Strong Bad to cheat at the Jumping Jack contest.
• The Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon — Strong Mad "breaks" Strong Bad and The Cheat out of jail.
• Fall Float Parade — Strong Mad uproots and steals Bubs' Concession Stand.

Bubs

Main Article: Bubs's Shady Business Practices

Non-business crimes

• Folky Tale — Bubs helps Coach Z hide when he thinks he killed Strong Sad. Bubs also tells Homestar to get outta town and lay low for a while.

Coach Z

• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2 — Coach Z lets it slip that he has broken into Marzipan's house before.
• Baddest of the Bands — Coach Z breaks Marzipan's window and her restraining order on her house.

The King of Town

• Email suntan — The King of Town steals Strong Bad's coaco butter and animal phat.
• Most in the Graveyard — The KOT is implied to have eaten Strong Bad's pickled monkey fingers.

Punishment

Due to the lack of authority and law enforcement, most crimes are unprosecuted. There have been a few cases of characters receiving some form of formal punishment.

Occurrences

• The Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon — Strong Bad and The Cheat get sent to prison twice for trying to break into Bubs' Concession Stand and kidnapping The Poopsmith.
• Play Date — Bubs and Coach Z get sent to federal and juvenile prison respectively for unspecified reasons.
• Strong Badia the Free — The King of town places Strong Bad under house arrest for not paying the new email tax. Coach Z also mentions that "[he] can't go back to the joint."
• Email other days and A Death-Defying Decemberween — Strong Bad mentions that he is on parole.