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*Email [[caper]]  — The Cheat breaks into Homestar's house alongside Strong Bad.
*Email [[caper]]  — The Cheat breaks into Homestar's house alongside Strong Bad.
*[[The Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — The Cheat assists Strong Bad in his various crimes througout the toon.
*[[The Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — The Cheat assists Strong Bad in his various crimes througout the toon.
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*Email [[garage sale]] — The Cheat robs houses (and inadvertantly kidnaps Homestar) so Strong Bad can sell the spoils at his garage sale.
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*Email [[garage sale]] — The Cheat robs houses (and inadvertently kidnaps Homestar) so Strong Bad can sell the spoils at his garage sale.
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*Email [[portrait]] — The Cheat vandalises the  Deutsch Master painting.
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*Email [[portrait]] — The Cheat vandalizes the  Deutsch Master painting.
====Other====
====Other====
*[[Marzipan's answering Machine version 15.2]] — The Cheat tries to prank call Marzipan.
*[[Marzipan's answering Machine version 15.2]] — The Cheat tries to prank call Marzipan.
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Usually very passive and accepting of his life; Strong Sad has lashed out on ocassion.
Usually very passive and accepting of his life; Strong Sad has lashed out on ocassion.
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*Email [[caffine]] — While high on caffine Strong Sad repeatedly slaps Coach Z.
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*Email [[caffine]] — While high on caffeine Strong Sad repeatedly slaps Coach Z.
*Email [[rough copy]] — Strong Sad "sues" Strong Bad and The Cheat with snowballs he saved in the freezer since he was eight.
*Email [[rough copy]] — Strong Sad "sues" Strong Bad and The Cheat with snowballs he saved in the freezer since he was eight.
*[[SBCG4AP Tutorial]] — Strong Sad steals the Lappy 486.
*[[SBCG4AP Tutorial]] — Strong Sad steals the Lappy 486.
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*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Strong Mad helps Strong Bad to cheat at the Jumping Jack contest.
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Strong Mad helps Strong Bad to cheat at the Jumping Jack contest.
*[[The Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Mad "breaks" Strong Bad and The Cheat out of [[jail]].
*[[The Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Mad "breaks" Strong Bad and The Cheat out of [[jail]].
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*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Strong Mad toilet papers [[The Stick]] and later attemps to paper Marzipan's house by punching a hole in her wall with a roll of toilet paper.
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*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Strong Mad toilet papers [[The Stick]] and later attempts to TP Marzipan's house by punching a hole in her wall with a roll of toilet paper.
*[[Fall Float Parade]] — Strong Mad uproots and steals [[Bubs' Concession Stand]].
*[[Fall Float Parade]] — Strong Mad uproots and steals [[Bubs' Concession Stand]].
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*Email [[origins]] — Strong Mad tries to vandalise Marzipan with cooking spray and then assists Strong Bad in glueing her to [[Homsar]] and leaving them for dead.
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*Email [[origins]] — Strong Mad tries to vandalize Marzipan with cooking spray and then assists Strong Bad in gluing her to [[Homsar]] and leaving them for dead.
===[[Marzipan]]===
===[[Marzipan]]===
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*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — The King of Town eats Marzipan's candy corn lights and then denies having done anything wrong when Marzipan tells him to stop doing it.
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — The King of Town eats Marzipan's candy corn lights and then denies having done anything wrong when Marzipan tells him to stop doing it.
*Email [[original]] — The King of Town (somehow) eats all the mayonnaise off [[Original Bubs]]'s egg salad.
*Email [[original]] — The King of Town (somehow) eats all the mayonnaise off [[Original Bubs]]'s egg salad.
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*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — The King of Town continually devours the Choc-Opps Strong Bad tries to leave Marzipan.
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*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — The King of Town continually devours the Choco-Opps Strong Bad tries to leave Marzipan.
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — The King of Town is implied to have stolen Strong Bad's pickled monkey fingers.
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — The King of Town is implied to have stolen Strong Bad's pickled monkey fingers.
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*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] — [[Tompkins]] is sent to the principals office for stealing a [[sega tape]].
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] — [[Tompkins]] is sent to the principals office for stealing a [[sega tape]].
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]] — So and So shoplifts from the shirt folding store she's working in.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]] — So and So shoplifts from the shirt folding store she's working in.
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*[[4 Gregs]] — Open Source Greg launches a denial of service attack against Tompkin's website thinking it was the Concession Stand.
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*[[4 Gregs]] — Open Source Greg launches a denial of service attack against Tompkins's website thinking it was the Concession Stand.
===[[Old-Timey]]===
===[[Old-Timey]]===
[[Image:OldTimeyMarzipanWeapon.PNG|thumb|"A Decemberween tradition."]]
[[Image:OldTimeyMarzipanWeapon.PNG|thumb|"A Decemberween tradition."]]
*[[Parsnips-a-Plenty]] — [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]], [[Strong Man]] and [[The Sneak]] steal all the parsnips from [[Old-Timey Bubs]] so that [[The Homestar Runner]] will go hungry.
*[[Parsnips-a-Plenty]] — [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]], [[Strong Man]] and [[The Sneak]] steal all the parsnips from [[Old-Timey Bubs]] so that [[The Homestar Runner]] will go hungry.
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*[[Ballad of the Sneak]] — The Sneak has dropped the Homestar Runner from his flying machine, put a Tiger in [[The Kaiser]]'s Latrine and ate the Old-Timey Announcer's Fluffy puff confections.
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*[[Ballad of the Sneak]] — The Sneak has dropped The Homestar Runner from his flying machine, put a Bengal tiger in [[The Kaiser]]'s Latrine and eaten the Old-Timey Announcer's Fluffy Puff confections.
*[[That a Ghost]] — [[Fat Dudley]] Tries to drink some hooch.
*[[That a Ghost]] — [[Fat Dudley]] Tries to drink some hooch.
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — [[Rumble Red]] is beheaded by [[Old-Timey Marzipan|Old-Timey Marzipan's]] [[Old-Timey Marzipan's Contraption|machine]], which she gave to him as a [[Decemberween]] present.
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — [[Rumble Red]] is beheaded by [[Old-Timey Marzipan|Old-Timey Marzipan's]] [[Old-Timey Marzipan's Contraption|machine]], which she gave to him as a [[Decemberween]] present.
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*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]] — So and So reacts to the arrival of the police by saying "I can't do another nickel!"
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]] — So and So reacts to the arrival of the police by saying "I can't do another nickel!"
*[[Play Date]] — Bubs and Coach Z get sent to federal and juvenile prison respectively for unspecified reasons.
*[[Play Date]] — Bubs and Coach Z get sent to federal and juvenile prison respectively for unspecified reasons.
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*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] — Strong Sad tells Coach Z it seems like he's trying to go to prision to which he replies "Hey, three square meals a day!"
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*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] — Strong Sad tells Coach Z it seems like he's trying to go to prison, to which he replies, "Hey, three square meals a day!"
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — The King of Town places Strong Bad under house arrest for not paying the new email tax. Coach Z also mentions that "[he] can't go back to the joint."
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — The King of Town places Strong Bad under house arrest for not paying the new email tax. Coach Z also mentions that "[he] can't go back to the joint."
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — [[Biscuitdoughhandsman]] is on the FBI most wanted list.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — [[Biscuitdoughhandsman]] is on the FBI most wanted list.

Revision as of 08:16, 18 May 2010

"Who's gonna steal a pair of half-eaten choco-pants?"

Despite its very low population, Free Country, USA has a high rate of petty crime, and few officials to enforce punishment.

Contents

Crime

Strong Bad

While not a proper villain anymore, Strong Bad has committed more crimes than the rest of the characters put together.

See main article: Crimes committed by Strong Bad

Homestar Runner

"Garbage. Garbage. Rubbish. Umm...Murder weapon?"

Whether due to Strong Bad's influence or his own stupidity, Homestar has had a few brushes with the law.

The Cheat

See main article: Cheating

True to his name, The Cheat has helped Strong Bad and several other characters to cheat at various sports and activities. He has also assisted with various, more heinous crimes.

Assisting Strong Bad

  • Email caper — The Cheat breaks into Homestar's house alongside Strong Bad.
  • The Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon — The Cheat assists Strong Bad in his various crimes througout the toon.
  • Email garage sale — The Cheat robs houses (and inadvertently kidnaps Homestar) so Strong Bad can sell the spoils at his garage sale.
  • Email portrait — The Cheat vandalizes the Deutsch Master painting.

Other

Strong Sad

Usually very passive and accepting of his life; Strong Sad has lashed out on ocassion.

  • Email caffine — While high on caffeine Strong Sad repeatedly slaps Coach Z.
  • Email rough copy — Strong Sad "sues" Strong Bad and The Cheat with snowballs he saved in the freezer since he was eight.
  • SBCG4AP Tutorial — Strong Sad steals the Lappy 486.
  • Baddest of the Bands — Strong Sad tases Strong Bad when he tries to get backstage.

Strong Mad

"That's not really the conventional way to roll a house."

Marzipan

"I'm pretty sure there's no cake in here. It's been about three weeks now, and you'd think I would have found it."

Despite being, as Strong Bad puts it, "a dirty hippy, without the dirt", Marzipan has resorted to less-than-peaceful ways of making her opinion heard.

  • Quality Time — Marzipan locks Homestar in her closet for 3 weeks after she told him there was a cake in there.
  • Email bike thief — Marzipan steals Homestar's bike from Strong Bad using the same clipboard method he did.
  • Baddest of the Bands — Marzipan hits Strong Bad with her guitar when he says he doesn't think she's hot.
  • hremail 3184 — Marzipan steals Gardenboy's garden tools to help Strong Bad assault Homestar.

Bubs

See main article: Bubs's Shady Business Practices

Non-business crimes

Coach Z

The King of Town

  • Email suntan — The King of Town steals Strong Bad's cocoa butter and animal phat.
  • 3 Times Halloween Funjob — The King of Town eats Marzipan's candy corn lights and then denies having done anything wrong when Marzipan tells him to stop doing it.
  • Email original — The King of Town (somehow) eats all the mayonnaise off Original Bubs's egg salad.
  • Homestar Ruiner — The King of Town continually devours the Choco-Opps Strong Bad tries to leave Marzipan.
  • Most in the Graveyard — The King of Town is implied to have stolen Strong Bad's pickled monkey fingers.

Teen Girl Squad

Old-Timey

"A Decemberween tradition."

Punishment

The full extent of the law.
"Hey Rubble D, where my smokes at?"

Due to the lack of authority and law enforcement, most crimes are unprosecuted. There have been a few cases of characters receiving some form of formal punishment.

Occurrences

See Also

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