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[[Image:Paydort.png|thumb|"Who's gonna steal a pair of half-eaten choco-pants?"]]
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Despite its population of around a dozen, [[Free Country, USA]] has a high rate of petty '''crime'''.
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Despite its population of at least 22, [[Free Country, USA]] has a high rate of petty '''crime'''.
==Crime==
==Crime==
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*Homestar has been [[Naked Homestar Runner|naked]] in public at random times but only got a criminal record in [[Homestar Ruiner]] after Strong Bad stole his clothes and was he forced to run past the King of Town naked.
*Homestar has been [[Naked Homestar Runner|naked]] in public at random times but only got a criminal record in [[Homestar Ruiner]] after Strong Bad stole his clothes and was he forced to run past the King of Town naked.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]] — Homestar [[Credit Card Theft|steals Marzipan's credit card]] to buy a racecar bed and tries to take prank calling lessons from Strong Bad.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]] — Homestar [[Credit Card Theft|steals Marzipan's credit card]] to buy a racecar bed and tries to take prank calling lessons from Strong Bad.
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*Email [[bike thief]] — Homestar attempts to steal Strong Bad's [[Lappy]].
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*Email [[bike thief]] — Homestar attempts to steal Strong Bad's [[Lappy 486]].
===[[The Cheat]]===
===[[The Cheat]]===
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True to his name, The Cheat has helped Strong Bad and several other characters to cheat at various sports and activities. He has also assisted with various, more heinous crimes.
True to his name, The Cheat has helped Strong Bad and several other characters to cheat at various sports and activities. He has also assisted with various, more heinous crimes.
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*email [[caper]]  — The Cheat breaks into Homestar's house alongside Strong Bad.
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*Email [[caper]]  — The Cheat breaks into Homestar's house alongside Strong Bad.
*[[The Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — The Cheat assists Strong Bad in his various crimes througout the toon.
*[[The Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — The Cheat assists Strong Bad in his various crimes througout the toon.
*Email [[garage sale]] — The Cheat robs houses (and inadvertantly kidnaps Homestar) so Strong Bad can sell the spoils at his garage sale.
*Email [[garage sale]] — The Cheat robs houses (and inadvertantly kidnaps Homestar) so Strong Bad can sell the spoils at his garage sale.
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*Email [[caffine]] — While high on caffine Strong Sad repeatedly slaps Coach Z.
*Email [[caffine]] — While high on caffine Strong Sad repeatedly slaps Coach Z.
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*Email [[rough copy]] — Strong Sad "sues" Strong Bad and The Cheat with snowballs he saved inthe freezer since he was eight.
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*Email [[rough copy]] — Strong Sad "sues" Strong Bad and The Cheat with snowballs he saved in the freezer since he was eight.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Sad tazers Strong Bad when he tries to get backstage.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Sad tazers Strong Bad when he tries to get backstage.
===[[Strong Mad]]===
===[[Strong Mad]]===
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*[[Jumping Jack Contest]] — Strong Mad helps Strong Bad to cheat at the Jumping Jack contest.
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*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Strong Mad helps Strong Bad to cheat at the Jumping Jack contest.
*[[The Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Mad "breaks" Strong Bad and The Cheat out of [[jail]].
*[[The Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Mad "breaks" Strong Bad and The Cheat out of [[jail]].
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*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Strong Mad toilet papers the stick and later attemps to paper Marzipan's house by punching a hole in her wall with a roll of toilet paper.
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*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Strong Mad toilet papers [[The Stick]] and later attemps to paper Marzipan's house by punching a hole in her wall with a roll of toilet paper.
*[[Fall Float Parade]] — Strong Mad uproots and steals [[Bubs' Concession Stand]].
*[[Fall Float Parade]] — Strong Mad uproots and steals [[Bubs' Concession Stand]].
===[[Marzipan]]===
===[[Marzipan]]===
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Despite being, as Strong Bad puts it, "a dirty hippy, without the dirt" Marzipan has resorted to less-than-peaceful ways of making her opinion heard.
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Despite being, as Strong Bad puts it, "a dirty hippy, without the dirt", Marzipan has resorted to less-than-peaceful ways of making her opinion heard.
*[[Quality Time]] — Marzipan locks Homestar in her cupboard for 3 months after she told him there was a cake in there.
*[[Quality Time]] — Marzipan locks Homestar in her cupboard for 3 months after she told him there was a cake in there.
*Email [[bike thief]] — Marzipan steals Homestar's bike from Strong Bad using the same clipboard method he did.  
*Email [[bike thief]] — Marzipan steals Homestar's bike from Strong Bad using the same clipboard method he did.  
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Marzipan hits Strong Bad with her guitar when he says he doesn't think she's hot.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Marzipan hits Strong Bad with her guitar when he says he doesn't think she's hot.
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*[[hremail 3184]] — Marzipan steals Garden Boy's garden tools to help Strong Bad assault Homestar.
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*[[hremail 3184]] — Marzipan steals [[Gardenboy]]'s garden tools to help Strong Bad assault Homestar.
===[[Bubs]]===
===[[Bubs]]===
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===Occurrences===
===Occurrences===
*[[The Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat get sent to "jail" (a cardboard box with a window cut out of it to resemble bars) twice for trying to break into Bubs' Concession Stand and kidnapping [[The Poopsmith]].
*[[The Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat get sent to "jail" (a cardboard box with a window cut out of it to resemble bars) twice for trying to break into Bubs' Concession Stand and kidnapping [[The Poopsmith]].
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*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]] — So and So is sent to prison for "life plus whenever [her] stepmom picks [her] up," presumably for shoplifting from the shirt-folding store where she has a summer job.
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*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]] — [[So and So]] is sent to prison for "life plus whenever [her] step-mom picks [her] up", presumably for shoplifting from the shirt-folding store where she has a summer job.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]] — So and So reacts to the arrival of the police by saying "I can't do another nickel!"
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]] — So and So reacts to the arrival of the police by saying "I can't do another nickel!"
*[[Play Date]] — Bubs and Coach Z get sent to federal and juvenile prison respectively for unspecified reasons.
*[[Play Date]] — Bubs and Coach Z get sent to federal and juvenile prison respectively for unspecified reasons.
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*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — [[Biscuitdoughhandsman]] is on the FBI most wanted list.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — [[Biscuitdoughhandsman]] is on the FBI most wanted list.
*Email [[other days]] and [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — Strong Bad mentions that he is on parole.
*Email [[other days]] and [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — Strong Bad mentions that he is on parole.
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==See Also==
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*[[Bad Sportmanship]]
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*[[Breaking and Entering]]
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*[[Credit Card Fraud]]
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*<noinclude>[[Category:Violence]]</noinclude>
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Revision as of 13:46, 13 May 2010

"Who's gonna steal a pair of half-eaten choco-pants?"

Despite its population of at least 22, Free Country, USA has a high rate of petty crime.

Contents

Crime

Strong Bad

While not a proper villain anymore, Strong Bad has committed more crimes than the rest of the characters put together.

See main article: Crimes committed by Strong Bad

Homestar Runner

Whether due to Strong Bad's influence or his own stupidity, Homestar has had a few brushes with the law.

The Cheat

See main article: Cheating

True to his name, The Cheat has helped Strong Bad and several other characters to cheat at various sports and activities. He has also assisted with various, more heinous crimes.

  • Email caper — The Cheat breaks into Homestar's house alongside Strong Bad.
  • The Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon — The Cheat assists Strong Bad in his various crimes througout the toon.
  • Email garage sale — The Cheat robs houses (and inadvertantly kidnaps Homestar) so Strong Bad can sell the spoils at his garage sale.
  • Homestar Ruiner — The Cheat puts a bomb in a paper bag marked "Coach Z" after the coach comments on him being unsportsmanlike.
  • A Death-Defying Decemberween — The Cheat helps Homestar's attempt to kill himself sledging down the Steep Deep.

Strong Sad

Usually very passive and accepting of his life; Strong Sad has lashed out on ocassion.

  • Email caffine — While high on caffine Strong Sad repeatedly slaps Coach Z.
  • Email rough copy — Strong Sad "sues" Strong Bad and The Cheat with snowballs he saved in the freezer since he was eight.
  • Baddest of the Bands — Strong Sad tazers Strong Bad when he tries to get backstage.

Strong Mad

Marzipan

Despite being, as Strong Bad puts it, "a dirty hippy, without the dirt", Marzipan has resorted to less-than-peaceful ways of making her opinion heard.

  • Quality Time — Marzipan locks Homestar in her cupboard for 3 months after she told him there was a cake in there.
  • Email bike thief — Marzipan steals Homestar's bike from Strong Bad using the same clipboard method he did.
  • Baddest of the Bands — Marzipan hits Strong Bad with her guitar when he says he doesn't think she's hot.
  • hremail 3184 — Marzipan steals Gardenboy's garden tools to help Strong Bad assault Homestar.

Bubs

See main article: Bubs's Shady Business Practices

Non-business crimes

  • A Folky Tale — Bubs helps Coach Z hide when he thinks he killed Strong Sad. Bubs also tells Homestar to get outta town and lay low for a while.
  • Email original — Bubs punches Strong Bad for claiming that he wasn't the original Bubs.
  • Most in the Graveyard — Bubs punches Coach Z to the ground after Coach Z implies that he fancies Bub's sister.

Coach Z

The King of Town

  • Email suntan — The King of Town steals Strong Bad's cocoa butter and animal phat.
  • 3 Times Halloween Funjob — The King of Town eats Marzipan's candy corn lights and then denies having done anything wrong when Marzipan tells him to stop doing it.
  • Email original — The King of Town (somehow) eats all the mayonnaise off of Original Bubs's egg salad.
  • Homestar Ruiner — The King of Town continually devours the Choc-Opps Strong Bad tries to leave Marzipan.
  • Most in the Graveyard — The King of Town is implied to have stolen Strong Bad's pickled monkey fingers.

Teen Girl Squad

Punishment

The full extent of the law.

Due to the lack of authority and law enforcement, most crimes are unprosecuted. There have been a few cases of characters receiving some form of formal punishment.

Occurrences

See Also

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