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Despite its population of around a dozen, [[Free Country, USA]] has a high rate of petty '''crime'''.
Despite its population of around a dozen, [[Free Country, USA]] has a high rate of petty '''crime'''.
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=Crime=
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==Crime==
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==[[Strong Bad]]==
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===[[Strong Bad]]===
While not a proper villain anymore, Strong Bad has committed more crimes than the rest of the characters put together.
While not a proper villain anymore, Strong Bad has committed more crimes than the rest of the characters put together.
''Main Article: [[Crimes committed by Strong Bad]]''
''Main Article: [[Crimes committed by Strong Bad]]''
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==[[Homestar Runner]]==
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===[[Homestar Runner]]===
Whether due to Strong Bad's influence or his own stupidity, Homestar has had a few brushes with the law.
Whether due to Strong Bad's influence or his own stupidity, Homestar has had a few brushes with the law.
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*Email [[bike thief]] — Homestar attempts to steal Strong Bad's [[Lappy]].
*Email [[bike thief]] — Homestar attempts to steal Strong Bad's [[Lappy]].
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==[[The Cheat]]==
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===[[The Cheat]]===
''Main Article: [[Cheating]]''
''Main Article: [[Cheating]]''
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*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — The Cheat helps Homestar's attempt to kill himself sledging down the Steep Deep.
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — The Cheat helps Homestar's attempt to kill himself sledging down the Steep Deep.
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==[[Strong Sad]]==
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===[[Strong Sad]]===
Usually very passive and accepting of his life; Strong Sad has lashed out on ocassion.
Usually very passive and accepting of his life; Strong Sad has lashed out on ocassion.
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*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Sad tazers Strong Bad when he tries to get backstage.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Sad tazers Strong Bad when he tries to get backstage.
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==[[Strong Mad]]==
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===[[Strong Mad]]===
*[[Jumping Jack Contest]] — Strong Mad helps Strong Bad to cheat at the Jumping Jack contest.
*[[Jumping Jack Contest]] — Strong Mad helps Strong Bad to cheat at the Jumping Jack contest.
*[[The Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Mad "breaks" Strong Bad and The Cheat out of [[jail]].
*[[The Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Mad "breaks" Strong Bad and The Cheat out of [[jail]].
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*[[Fall Float Parade]] — Strong Mad uproots and steals [[Bubs' Concession Stand]].
*[[Fall Float Parade]] — Strong Mad uproots and steals [[Bubs' Concession Stand]].
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==[[Marzipan]]==
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===[[Marzipan]]===
Despite being, as Strong Bad puts it, "a dirty hippy, without the dirt" Marzipan has resorted to less-than-peaceful ways of making her opinion heard.
Despite being, as Strong Bad puts it, "a dirty hippy, without the dirt" Marzipan has resorted to less-than-peaceful ways of making her opinion heard.
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*[[hremail 3184]] — Marzipan steals Garden Boy's garden tools to help Strong Bad assault Homestar.
*[[hremail 3184]] — Marzipan steals Garden Boy's garden tools to help Strong Bad assault Homestar.
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==[[Bubs]]==
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===[[Bubs]]===
''Main Article: [[Bubs's Shady Business Practices]]''
''Main Article: [[Bubs's Shady Business Practices]]''
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===Non-business crimes===
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====Non-business crimes====
*[[A Folky Tale]] — Bubs helps Coach Z hide when he thinks he killed Strong Sad. Bubs also tells Homestar to get outta town and lay low for a while.
*[[A Folky Tale]] — Bubs helps Coach Z hide when he thinks he killed Strong Sad. Bubs also tells Homestar to get outta town and lay low for a while.
*Email [[original]] — Bubs punches Strong Bad for claiming that he wasn't the [[original Bubs]].
*Email [[original]] — Bubs punches Strong Bad for claiming that he wasn't the [[original Bubs]].
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==[[Coach Z]]==
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===[[Coach Z]]===
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] — Coach Z lets it slip that he has broken into Marzipan's house before.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] — Coach Z lets it slip that he has broken into Marzipan's house before.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Coach Z breaks Marzipan's window and her restraining order on her house.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Coach Z breaks Marzipan's window and her restraining order on her house.
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==[[The King of Town]]==
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===[[The King of Town]]===
*Email [[suntan]] — The King of Town steals Strong Bad's cocoa butter and animal phat.
*Email [[suntan]] — The King of Town steals Strong Bad's cocoa butter and animal phat.
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — The King of Town eats Marzipan's candy corn lights and then denies having done anything wrong when Marzipan tells him to stop doing it.
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — The King of Town eats Marzipan's candy corn lights and then denies having done anything wrong when Marzipan tells him to stop doing it.
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*Email [[original]] — The King of Town (somehow) eats all the mayos off of Original Bubs's egg salad.
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*Email [[original]] — The King of Town (somehow) eats all the mayonnaise off of [[Original Bubs]]'s egg salad.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — The King of Town continually devours the Choc-Opps Strong Bad tries to leave Marzipan.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — The King of Town continually devours the Choc-Opps Strong Bad tries to leave Marzipan.
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — The King of Town is implied to have stolen Strong Bad's pickled monkey fingers.
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — The King of Town is implied to have stolen Strong Bad's pickled monkey fingers.
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=Punishment=
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==Punishment==
[[Image:The Jail.png|thumb|The full extent of the law.]]
[[Image:The Jail.png|thumb|The full extent of the law.]]
Due to the lack of authority and law enforcement, most crimes are unprosecuted. There have been a few cases of characters receiving some form of formal punishment.
Due to the lack of authority and law enforcement, most crimes are unprosecuted. There have been a few cases of characters receiving some form of formal punishment.
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==Occurrences==
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===Occurrences===
*[[The Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat get sent to prison twice for trying to break into Bubs' Concession Stand and kidnapping [[The Poopsmith]].
*[[The Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat get sent to prison twice for trying to break into Bubs' Concession Stand and kidnapping [[The Poopsmith]].
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]] — So and So reacts to the arrival of the police by saying "I can't do another nickel!"
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]] — So and So reacts to the arrival of the police by saying "I can't do another nickel!"

Revision as of 11:47, 12 May 2010

Despite its population of around a dozen, Free Country, USA has a high rate of petty crime.

Contents

Crime

Strong Bad

While not a proper villain anymore, Strong Bad has committed more crimes than the rest of the characters put together.

Main Article: Crimes committed by Strong Bad

Homestar Runner

Whether due to Strong Bad's influence or his own stupidity, Homestar has had a few brushes with the law.

The Cheat

Main Article: Cheating

True to his name, The Cheat has helped Strong Bad and several other characters to cheat at various sports and activities. He has also assisted with various, more heinous crimes.

  • email caper — The Cheat breaks into Homestar's house alongside Strong Bad.
  • The Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon — The Cheat assists Strong Bad in his various crimes througout the toon.
  • Email garage sale — The Cheat robs houses (and inadvertantly kidnaps Homestar) so Strong Bad can sell the spoils at his garage sale.
  • Homestar Ruiner — The Cheat puts a bomb in a paper bag marked "Coach Z" after the coach comments on him being unsportsmanlike.
  • A Death-Defying Decemberween — The Cheat helps Homestar's attempt to kill himself sledging down the Steep Deep.

Strong Sad

Usually very passive and accepting of his life; Strong Sad has lashed out on ocassion.

  • Email caffine — While high on caffine Strong Sad repeatedly slaps Coach Z.
  • Email rough copy — Strong Sad "sues" Strong Bad and The Cheat with snowballs he saved inthe freezer since he was eight.
  • Baddest of the Bands — Strong Sad tazers Strong Bad when he tries to get backstage.

Strong Mad

Marzipan

Despite being, as Strong Bad puts it, "a dirty hippy, without the dirt" Marzipan has resorted to less-than-peaceful ways of making her opinion heard.

  • Quality Time — Marzipan locks Homestar in her cupboard for 3 months after she told him there was a cake in there.
  • Baddest of the Bands — Marzipan hits Strong Bad with her guitar when he says he doesn't think she's hot.
  • hremail 3184 — Marzipan steals Garden Boy's garden tools to help Strong Bad assault Homestar.

Bubs

Main Article: Bubs's Shady Business Practices

Non-business crimes

  • A Folky Tale — Bubs helps Coach Z hide when he thinks he killed Strong Sad. Bubs also tells Homestar to get outta town and lay low for a while.
  • Email original — Bubs punches Strong Bad for claiming that he wasn't the original Bubs.

Coach Z

The King of Town

  • Email suntan — The King of Town steals Strong Bad's cocoa butter and animal phat.
  • 3 Times Halloween Funjob — The King of Town eats Marzipan's candy corn lights and then denies having done anything wrong when Marzipan tells him to stop doing it.
  • Email original — The King of Town (somehow) eats all the mayonnaise off of Original Bubs's egg salad.
  • Homestar Ruiner — The King of Town continually devours the Choc-Opps Strong Bad tries to leave Marzipan.
  • Most in the Graveyard — The King of Town is implied to have stolen Strong Bad's pickled monkey fingers.

Punishment

The full extent of the law.

Due to the lack of authority and law enforcement, most crimes are unprosecuted. There have been a few cases of characters receiving some form of formal punishment.

Occurrences

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