Crack Stuntman
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Crack Stuntman is the voice actor for Gunhaver on the Cheat Commandos. He apparently doesn't take his job too seriously, since he never seems to have a firm idea of how his character's name is correctly pronounced, and has incorrectly referred to the cartoon as "the Cheat Command-show". Some boxes of Cheat Commandos...O's have a Crack Stuntman mask on the back, which Homestar Runner wore in specially marked. Crack has been seen in a rap music video/public service announcement trying to convince kids not to play with too many knives and to inform them about Spring Break. He is also the national spokesperson of Pistols for Pandas, though it is questionable how much he takes this non-profit organization to heart, as he seems more interested in living a life of luxury than in saving endangered species; he refuses to speak on behalf of Pistols for Pandas unless he gets paid.
During the recording of The Next Epi-Snowed, Crack Stuntman was shown to be both uncooperative and bossy. He insisted on changing the script, providing the voice for Crackotage instead and even introducing an entirely new character for his girlfriend. Each time the director, A. Chimendez, objected to his requests, Crack would threaten to leave the studio if he didn't get his way. Eventually, A. Chimendez inserted his own character to remove Gunhaver from the episode before trapping Crack Stuntman in a box. It is later implied that Crack Stuntman will be replaced before Gunhaver's next appearance. This is seen to be true in Pistols for Pandas, where he begs for his old job back during a commercial. He later gets it back, as seen in an Easter egg.
Crack Stuntman has had a number of roles in addition to the Cheat Commandos series. He played the title character of a Strong Badman movie because Strong Bad deemed him inappropriate for the role. According to the email rated, he also starred in the Fists of Knuckles series, a RRR-rated movie series directed by A. Chimendez.
According to the email original, for a time he manned Bubs' Concession Stand under the name "Crack Stuntbubs" after the departure of Original Bubs. Marzipan, however, later suggested that the whole email was a product of Strong Bad's imagination.
He is a Caucasian man in his late twenties or early thirties, with short cropped blond hair and a five o'clock shadow. His shades are very similar to Gunhaver's. He claims to be pretty tall. Crack Stuntman bears a strong resemblance to the briefing-screen character from the NES game Bad Dudes.
Crack lives in a cabin in Lake Tahoe, which has a hot tub which he claims has two-stories and an underwater fireplace.
His personality is very reminiscent of the G.I. Joe character Sergeant Slaughter, voiced by the professional wrestler of the same name. He also bears an uncanny resemblance to real-life prolific voice actor Frank Welker.
Filmography
- Debut: Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2 (voice only)
- Complete Filmography
Quotes of the Week
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