Crack Stuntman

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"BLAAAAH'm Crack Stuntman."
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Crack Stuntman is the voice actor for The Gunshaver on the Cheat Commandos. He apparently doesn't take his job too seriously, since he never seems to have a firm idea of how his character's name is correctly pronounced (he's pronounced it "Gun-hay-ver" and "The Gun Shaver", and also referred to him as "the cowboy one"), and has incorrectly referred to the cartoon as "the Cheat Command-show". Some boxes of Cheat Commandos...O's therefore have a Crack Stuntman mask on the back, which Homestar Runner wore in specially marked. Crack has been seen in a rap music video/public service announcement trying to convince kids not to play with too many knives and to inform them about Spring Break. He is also the national spokesperson of Pistols For Pandas. According to the email rated, he also starred in the Fists of Knuckles series, a RRR-rated movie series directed by A. Chimendez.

According to the email original, for a time he manned Bubs' Concession Stand under the name "Crack Stuntbubs" after the departure of Original Bubs. Marzipan, however, later suggested that the whole email was a product of Strong Bad's imagination.

During the recording of The Next Epi-Snowed, Crack Stuntman was shown to be both uncooperative and bossy. He insisted on changing the script, providing the voice for Crackotage instead and even introducing an entirely new character for his girlfriend. Eventually, A. Chimendez inserted his own character to remove Gunhaver from the episode before trapping Crack Stuntman in a box. It is later implied that Crack Stuntman will be replaced before Gunhaver's next appearance.

Crack Stuntman played the title character of a Strong Badman movie because Strong Bad deemed him inappropriate for the role.

He is a Caucasian man in his late twenties or early thirties, with short cropped blond hair and a five o'clock shadow. His shades are very similar to Gunhaver's. He claims to be pretty tall. Crack Stuntman bears a strong resemblance to the briefing-screen character from the NES game Bad Dudes.

His personality is very reminiscent of the G.I. Joe character Sergeant Slaughter, voiced by the professional wrestler of the same name.

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