Cows
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Though rarely actually seen, cows have been referenced several times, usually as a visual description or an insult. Homestar also owns a cow lamp.
[edit] Appearances
- Email crazy cartoon — Strong Bad says that the main character of his hypothetical cartoon would look like a mix between a cow and a helicopter (despite actually resembling neither and instead resembling a jellyfish).
- strongbad email.exe Disc Two — One of the placeholder emails is called "Is Cows".
- Email do over — Homestar says "moo" while impersonating The Cheat. Strong Bad tries to point out that The Cheat is not a cow, though Strong Mad apparently disagrees.
- Email technology — Strong Bad says that diskettes were invented by computers like how cows invented milk.
- Email narrator — Homestar says that Marzipan looks like some type of enormous alien cow.
- Baddest of the Bands — After Strong Bad sabotages the Cool Tapes and PomStar, Marzipan describes Homestar's singing performance as a train that has obviously left the station and collided with a herd of grass-fed cattle.
- Hremail 2000 — Homestar calls binder clips "cow clips" and wonders if anyone else calls them that. He then pretends to make them moo.
- Soap Box Doiby — Homestar says his cart looks like a cow built it. When he sees Pom Pom's cart, he says it looks like several very smart cows built it.
- Haunted Photo Booth — Homestar incorrectly guesses that The Cheat's Maxwell costume is Swollen Cow Udders On Your Head Man/Lady.
- Marzipan Beef Reverser — Marzipan faces off against a giant cow skeleton and "reverses the beef" to resurrect it into a living giant cow.
