Countries in Strong Badia the Free

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In Strong Badia the Free, various parts of Free Country USA are established as sovereign countries by the various characters. Strong Bad's goal is to unite them all as part of his own country, Strong Badia.
The lay of the land


Bleak House

Bleak House is ruled by Strong Sad and consists of the House of the Brothers Strong. Strong Sad crowns himself king of this constitutional monarchy. He bases the legitimacy of his new nation on the national flag he designed for it and two national documents he authored: a constitution and a bill of rights. Its flag has three stripes, the top and bottom are dark gray with a light gray stripe between them, and a black and white coat of arms with images of two bats and a house. Strong Bad derisively calls the country "Blecch House". Strong Bad conquers it by burning the flag, the constitution, and the bill of rights.

The Cheat and Tirerea

The Cheat and Tirerea is a secessionist territory in Strong Badia ruled by The Cheat, consisting of the area near the tire. Strong Bad considers its name to be the nastiest he's ever heard. Its flag consists of a Powered By The Cheat drawing of The Cheat giving the tire a high five on a green background.


Coachnya is ruled by Coach Z. Its location is unknown as it is never visited, but it is likely to be around either the race track or the gymnasium, as Coach Z says it has a scoreboard. Coachnya buys up all the weapons from Concessionstan's black market in order to defeat the Fhqwhgadi rebels.

Concessionstan (Concessionstantinople)

Conncessionstan, also known as Concessionstantinople, is ruled by Bubs and consists of his concession stand. Bubs describes it as an autonomous commonwealth. Its form of government is unclear, but Bubs asserts that it is neutral territory. Therefore, Strong Bad cannot conquer it (nor is it necessary to do so to win the game). Its flag features yellow images of the concession stand, a bear, a grenade, and an organ against a red background, a design similar to the flags of many communist states.


Country is ruled by Strong Mad, and is located at the stone bridge. Papier-mache skulls litter the landscape, and a giant Taranchula (cardboard cutout) also occupies the area. It seems to always be night here. Strong Mad is described as the nation's "brutal but just warlord". Its flag is simply the word "COUNTRY" written by Strong Mad in all-capital black letters on a white background. Strong Bad is not impressed by the country's name or its flag.

Homsar Reservation

Main Article: Homsar Reservation

The Homsar Reservation is ruled by Homsar, although what form of government it has is unclear. Indeed, little is known about the area or its inhabitant except that they speak a language no one understands. It is implied that the territory is a developing country, as Strong Sad is unsure if the water is safe to drink or if there is modern health care. Its flag consists of Homsar's Bowler Hat and his parents, a cup of coffee and a chipwich, against a blue background. An unseen announcer calls it "The Dark Continent".


Marzistar is a country ruled together by Homestar Runner and Marzipan. Marzipan insists that the name is Marzistar, but Homestar repeatedly mistakes for Homezipan. Marzistar consists of Marzipan's front and back yards, and possibly her house. Marzipan says that "Marzistar is a hostile territory", while it seems that Homestar is a bit too concerned over declaring fruit. Marzipan refers to the country as a Free People's Republic, which might suggest that it is a communist state; however, she also talks about having "queening" to do, and some of her and Strong Bad's dialogue refers to Homestar as a king, suggesting that the country is a monarchy. After disputes regarding the Homestarmy, Homestar and Marzipan split the country into East Marzistar (the front yard) and East Homezipan (the back yard).


Pompomerania is ruled by Pom Pom, and appears to consist of Club Technochocolate (although Strong Bad refers to the club as being in the nation's capital, suggesting the possibility that the country has additional territory). Pom Pom is referred to as a shogun, a type of Japanese warlord. Bubs and (after conquering The Cheat and Tirerea) The Cheat can also be found here, tending the bar and serving as DJ, respectively. Its flag consists of a circle colored like Pom Pom against a white background, resembling the flag of Japan.


Poopslovakia is ruled by The Poopsmith. Its location is unknown, and it is never visited during the game. Its currency is hinted to be the "poopee" by Bubs. The end of the name is a reference to the European country Slovakia.

Strong Badia

Main Article: Strong Badia

Minor Countries

While these countries are discovered in the game and have flags, they do not figure into the end of the game.

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