Count Longardeaux's Book

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"Now that sounds like a book worthy of every toilet-side magazine basket."

Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records is a record book made up and referenced by Strong Bad. Homestar Runner uses it to tell bad redneck jokes. It is seen in "record book".


Known Records

Image Record Chapter Record Holder
Biggest Waste of Dump 7 - Records of Loneliness Strong "The Biggest Waste of Dump" Sad
Least Healthiest (Man?) 3 - Disgusting Eating/Old Person Records The King of Town
The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award

Or Best Offer!
81 - Awkwardnesses Homsar
Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube... By Strong Mad

Just One!
2 - Special Records Strong Mad
Pole Vault

20 ft. 1.5 in.
11 - Records of Smell/Track and Field Marzipan
Cutest Couple 9 - Superlatives Bubs
Longest "Bull Honkey"

13.4 seconds
7 - Saying Words for a Long Time Records The Human Strong Bad


  • There are two chapter sevens: one for "Saying Words for a Long Time Records", and the other for "Records of Loneliness".

Known Redneck Jokes

  • Q: What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day?
  • A: Man, they do not wear shirts!

  • Q: What does a redneck man call a dead possum, lyin' in the middle of the road?
  • A: Probably sushi!

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