Cool Tapes

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Cool Tapes
"Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that!"
Origins Free Country, USA
Genre(s) Rock
Members Marzipan (Guitar/Vocals)
Strong Mad (Bass)
The Cheat (Drums)
Backup Unknown
Discography Cool Tapes (2005)
Cool Tapes 2 (Rockin' the Spot) (2006)
Cool Tapes 3 (Doley-O) (2006)
Producer Unknown
The June 2006 tour

Cool Tapes is a band formed by Marzipan in the toon Cool Things. It takes its name and logo from some graffiti Homestar Runner wrote on Marzipan's wall. When Homestar went to go fetch some paint to cover it up, Marzipan tells Homestar he "took too long" to get the paint, and she, The Cheat, and Strong Mad formed the band while he was gone. Its members consist of Marzipan on guitar/vocals, Strong Mad on bass, and The Cheat on drums. Currently, they have three known songs, but all the titles are unverified. The band went on tour through many bead shops and topiary gardens during June 2006 (according to Weclome Back), where Homsar sold "StEVEN INCHES" at their merchandise table for pi dollars.

A Cool Tapes T-Shirt was added to the Store on July 3, 2006.



Cool Tapes 1 — Cool Things

MARZIPAN: One, two, three four!

Cool tapes are cool, 'cause they're where it is at,
Cool tapes are cool, and we like it like that!
Cool tapes! Cool tapes!
We like to get it down with the cool, cool tapes,
We like to get down with um...

HOMESTAR RUNNER: A bag of four grapes?

MARZIPAN: A bag of four graaaaapes!

Cool Tapes 2 — Weclome Back

Cool tapes are cool, and we're better than ever,
Cool tapes are cool, 'cause we're light as a feather.
Keep it down with that real cool flavor,
Me and The Cheat and our bass player.
Rockin' the spot.
Yeah, we're rockin' the spot.

Cool Tapes 3 — Quote of the Week

We are the Cool Tapes.
We make some phat papes.
Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.
Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.
Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.


THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises that sound like "doley-o!"}

MARZIPAN: Stop creepin' at me!

Fun Facts

  • East Westerburg is a reference to Thy Dungeonman 3, which has the city Westerberg as the main town in the game.
  • The town name of "Thuxtable" is a reference to comedian Bill Cosby.
  • Strong Mad's bass guitar appears to be a jet black Hofner Icon.

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