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- | | | + | |band_name= Cool Tapes |
- | + | |image= [[File:cool tapes.PNG|230px]]<br/><br/>[[Image:cool-tapes logo.png|200px]] | |
- | + | |origin= [[Free Country, USA]] | |
- | | | + | |genre= {{w|Rock music|Rock}} |
- | + | |member= ''[[Marzipan]]'' {{--}} Lead vocals and guitar<br/>''[[Strong Mad]]'' {{--}} Bass guitar<br/>''[[The Cheat]]'' {{--}} Drums | |
- | + | |discography= A Bag of Four Grapes (2005)<br>Cool Tapes Are Cool (2006)<br>We are the Cool Tapes (2006)<br>Doin' the Wigglie (2008)<br>The Same Riff for Several Minutes (2008)<br>Limozeen is Not Very Nice (2008)<br> My Face (Please Don't Put Needles In It) (2008)<br>Surround the Cottages (2019) | |
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[[Image:Cool tapes tour.png|thumb|250px|The June 2006 tour]] | [[Image:Cool tapes tour.png|thumb|250px|The June 2006 tour]] | ||
- | [[Cool Tapes]] is a band formed by [[Marzipan]] in the toon [[Cool Things]]. It takes its name and logo from some [[graffiti]] [[Homestar Runner]] wrote on Marzipan's wall. When Homestar went to go fetch some [[paint]] to cover it up, Marzipan tells Homestar he "took too long" to get the paint, and she, [[The Cheat]], and [[Strong Mad]] formed the band while he was gone. Its members consist of Marzipan on guitar/vocals, Strong Mad on bass, and The Cheat on drums. Currently, they have seven known songs | + | [[Cool Tapes]] is a band formed by [[Marzipan]] in the toon [[Cool Things]]. It takes its name and logo from some [[graffiti]] [[Homestar Runner]] wrote on Marzipan's wall. When Homestar went to go fetch some [[paint]] to cover it up, Marzipan tells Homestar he "took too long" to get the paint, and she, [[The Cheat]], and [[Strong Mad]] formed the band while he was gone. Its members consist of Marzipan on guitar/vocals, Strong Mad on bass, and The Cheat on drums. Currently, they have seven known songs. The band's name is mentioned in almost all of their songs. The band went on tour through many bead shops and topiary gardens during June 2006 (according to [[Weclome Back]]), where [[Homsar]] sold "StEVEN INCHES" at their merchandise table for [[pi]] dollars. |
- | A Cool Tapes T-Shirt was added to the [[Store]] on July 3, 2006. | + | A [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_cool_tapes|Cool Tapes T-Shirt]] was added to the [[Yahoo Store]] on July 3, 2006. |
When the band competed in the [[Baddest of the Bands|Battle Royale of the Bands]], they lost after Marzipan wrote a song about the "not very nice" things she suspected judges [[Limozeen]] of performing. | When the band competed in the [[Baddest of the Bands|Battle Royale of the Bands]], they lost after Marzipan wrote a song about the "not very nice" things she suspected judges [[Limozeen]] of performing. | ||
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+ | In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]], it is revealed that Cool Tapes had become a popular band, with [[sloshy]] and even Limozeen wanting to collaborate with them. Limozeen still wanted to collaborate even after Cool Tapes offended them in [[Baddest of the Bands]]. | ||
==Songs== | ==Songs== | ||
- | === | + | ===A Bag of Four Grapes {{--}} [[Cool Things]]=== |
- | '''MARZIPAN:''' One, two, three four! | + | '''MARZIPAN:''' One, two, three, four! |
''Cool tapes are cool, 'cause they're where it is at,''<br> | ''Cool tapes are cool, 'cause they're where it is at,''<br> | ||
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'''MARZIPAN:''' ''A bag of four graaaaapes!'' | '''MARZIPAN:''' ''A bag of four graaaaapes!'' | ||
- | ===Cool Tapes | + | ===Cool Tapes are Cool {{--}} [[Weclome Back]]=== |
''Cool tapes are cool, and we're better than ever,''<br> | ''Cool tapes are cool, and we're better than ever,''<br> | ||
''Cool tapes are cool, 'cause we're light as a feather.''<br> | ''Cool tapes are cool, 'cause we're light as a feather.''<br> | ||
- | '' | + | ''Kick it down with our real fruit flavor,'' <br> |
''Me and The Cheat and our bass player.'' <br> | ''Me and The Cheat and our bass player.'' <br> | ||
''Rockin' the spot.''<br> | ''Rockin' the spot.''<br> | ||
''Yeah, we're rockin' the spot.'' | ''Yeah, we're rockin' the spot.'' | ||
- | ===Cool Tapes | + | ===We are the Cool Tapes {{--}} [[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-07-06|Quote of the Week]]=== |
''We are the Cool Tapes.''<br> | ''We are the Cool Tapes.''<br> | ||
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'''MARZIPAN:''' ''Stop creepin' at me!''<br> | '''MARZIPAN:''' ''Stop creepin' at me!''<br> | ||
- | ===Doin' the Wigglie | + | ===Doin' the Wigglie {{--}} [[Baddest of the Bands]]=== |
'''MARZIPAN:''' ''We're Cool Tapes and we're all jiggly.'' | '''MARZIPAN:''' ''We're Cool Tapes and we're all jiggly.'' | ||
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'''MARSHIE:''' Doin' the Wigglie! Wiggle, waggle, wiggle, waggle, wiggle, waggle, go! Wiggle, waggle, wiggle, waggle, wiggle, waggle, go! I SAID GO! | '''MARSHIE:''' Doin' the Wigglie! Wiggle, waggle, wiggle, waggle, wiggle, waggle, go! Wiggle, waggle, wiggle, waggle, wiggle, waggle, go! I SAID GO! | ||
- | ===Limozeen is Not Very Nice | + | ===Limozeen is Not Very Nice {{--}} [[Baddest of the Bands]]/[[SBCG4AP Collector's DVD]]=== |
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''Limozeen is not very nice.''<br> | ''Limozeen is not very nice.''<br> | ||
''Beating baby whales is not very nice.''<br> | ''Beating baby whales is not very nice.''<br> | ||
''That's why I call this song Limozeen is not very nice.''<br> | ''That's why I call this song Limozeen is not very nice.''<br> | ||
- | ''Objectifying women is not very nice.''<br> | + | ''Objectifying women is not very nice.''<br> |
+ | '''''That's why I call this song...'''''<br> | ||
+ | '''''Limozeen is not very nice!'''''<br> | ||
+ | '''''Bleaching up the wetlands is not very nice!'''''<br> | ||
''That's why I call this song...''<br> | ''That's why I call this song...''<br> | ||
''I'll sing it all day long...''<br> | ''I'll sing it all day long...''<br> | ||
+ | '''''You can't tell me I'm wrong!...'''''<br> | ||
''Limozeen is not very nice!''<br> | ''Limozeen is not very nice!''<br> | ||
''Cool Tapes, Coo-hool Tapes!'' | ''Cool Tapes, Coo-hool Tapes!'' | ||
- | ===My Face (Please Don't Put Needles In It) | + | ===My Face (Please Don't Put Needles In It) {{--}} [[Baddest of the Bands]]=== |
- | '''STRONG MAD:''' '' | + | '''STRONG MAD:''' ''MY FACE! MY FACE! PLEASE DON'T PUT NEEDLES IN MY FACE! MY FACE!'' |
'''MARZIPAN:''' ''His face!'' | '''MARZIPAN:''' ''His face!'' | ||
- | '''STRONG MAD:''' '' | + | '''STRONG MAD:''' ''MY FACE!'' |
'''MARZIPAN:''' ''His face!'' | '''MARZIPAN:''' ''His face!'' | ||
- | '''STRONG MAD:''' '' | + | '''STRONG MAD:''' ''PLEASE DON'T PUT NEEDLES IN MY FACE!'' |
'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Please don't put needles in his face!'' | '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Please don't put needles in his face!'' | ||
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+ | ===Surround the Cottages {{--}} [[Trogdor!! The Board Game Rulebook EP]]=== | ||
+ | {{seemain|Surround the Cottages}} | ||
==Fun Facts== | ==Fun Facts== | ||
- | * Strong Mad's bass guitar appears to be a jet black | + | *Strong Mad's bass guitar appears to be a jet black {{w|Höfner}} Icon. |
==Complete Filmography== | ==Complete Filmography== | ||
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*[[Weclome Back]] | *[[Weclome Back]] | ||
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] | *[[Baddest of the Bands]] | ||
+ | *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] (mentioned) | ||
+ | *[[Trogdor!! The Board Game Rulebook EP]] | ||
[[Category:Bands]] | [[Category:Bands]] |
Current revision as of 12:47, 22 January 2023
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Origins | Free Country, USA |
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Genre(s) | Rock |
Members | Marzipan — Lead vocals and guitar Strong Mad — Bass guitar The Cheat — Drums |
Discography | A Bag of Four Grapes (2005) Cool Tapes Are Cool (2006) We are the Cool Tapes (2006) Doin' the Wigglie (2008) The Same Riff for Several Minutes (2008) Limozeen is Not Very Nice (2008) My Face (Please Don't Put Needles In It) (2008) Surround the Cottages (2019) |
Producer | Marzipan |
Cool Tapes is a band formed by Marzipan in the toon Cool Things. It takes its name and logo from some graffiti Homestar Runner wrote on Marzipan's wall. When Homestar went to go fetch some paint to cover it up, Marzipan tells Homestar he "took too long" to get the paint, and she, The Cheat, and Strong Mad formed the band while he was gone. Its members consist of Marzipan on guitar/vocals, Strong Mad on bass, and The Cheat on drums. Currently, they have seven known songs. The band's name is mentioned in almost all of their songs. The band went on tour through many bead shops and topiary gardens during June 2006 (according to Weclome Back), where Homsar sold "StEVEN INCHES" at their merchandise table for pi dollars.
A Cool Tapes T-Shirt was added to the Yahoo Store on July 3, 2006.
When the band competed in the Battle Royale of the Bands, they lost after Marzipan wrote a song about the "not very nice" things she suspected judges Limozeen of performing.
In Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2, it is revealed that Cool Tapes had become a popular band, with sloshy and even Limozeen wanting to collaborate with them. Limozeen still wanted to collaborate even after Cool Tapes offended them in Baddest of the Bands.
[edit] Songs
[edit] A Bag of Four Grapes — Cool Things
MARZIPAN: One, two, three, four!
Cool tapes are cool, 'cause they're where it is at,
Cool tapes are cool, and we like it like that!
Cool tapes! Cool tapes!
We like to get it down with the cool, cool tapes,
We like to get down with ...um... um...
HOMESTAR RUNNER: A bag of four grapes?
MARZIPAN: A bag of four graaaaapes!
[edit] Cool Tapes are Cool — Weclome Back
Cool tapes are cool, and we're better than ever,
Cool tapes are cool, 'cause we're light as a feather.
Kick it down with our real fruit flavor,
Me and The Cheat and our bass player.
Rockin' the spot.
Yeah, we're rockin' the spot.
[edit] We are the Cool Tapes — Quote of the Week
We are the Cool Tapes.
We make some phat papes.
Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.
Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.
Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.
STRONG MAD: DOLEY-O!!!
THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises that sound like "doley-o!"}
MARZIPAN: Stop creepin' at me!
[edit] Doin' the Wigglie — Baddest of the Bands
MARZIPAN: We're Cool Tapes and we're all jiggly.
MARSHIE: Ooooo!
MARZIPAN: Stuck here with Marshie and we're doin' the Wigglie.
MARSHIE: Doin' the Wigglie! Wiggle, waggle, wiggle, waggle, wiggle, waggle, go! Wiggle, waggle, wiggle, waggle, wiggle, waggle, go! I SAID GO!
[edit] Limozeen is Not Very Nice — Baddest of the Bands/SBCG4AP Collector's DVD
(boldfaced lines only appear on the DVD's mp3 file)
Limozeen is not very nice.
Beating baby whales is not very nice.
That's why I call this song Limozeen is not very nice.
Objectifying women is not very nice.
That's why I call this song...
Limozeen is not very nice!
Bleaching up the wetlands is not very nice!
That's why I call this song...
I'll sing it all day long...
You can't tell me I'm wrong!...
Limozeen is not very nice!
Cool Tapes, Coo-hool Tapes!
[edit] My Face (Please Don't Put Needles In It) — Baddest of the Bands
STRONG MAD: MY FACE! MY FACE! PLEASE DON'T PUT NEEDLES IN MY FACE! MY FACE!
MARZIPAN: His face!
STRONG MAD: MY FACE!
MARZIPAN: His face!
STRONG MAD: PLEASE DON'T PUT NEEDLES IN MY FACE!
MARZIPAN: {simultaneously} Please don't put needles in his face!
[edit] Surround the Cottages — Trogdor!! The Board Game Rulebook EP
- See main article: Surround the Cottages
[edit] Fun Facts
- Strong Mad's bass guitar appears to be a jet black Höfner Icon.