Coach Z
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Biography
Coach Z's got money... but not much! I could use a dollar, I could use a couple bucks! -Coach Z, "These Peoples Try To Fade Me"
Coach Z is the coach of Homestar Runner and the gang although no one has any idea what kind of game they are playing. He has a strong Midwestern accent which sometimes gets him into trouble. He has never said a negative comment to anybody and offers more encouragement than is needed sometimes, especially when he says "you just can't rush into the score zone". He also plays Renaldo in the Dangeresque series, and is a fan of hip-hop and rap music, particularly the Wu-Tang Clan. Coach Z has already released one single, "These Peoples Try To Fade Me," which was on the Strong Bad Sings CD. His solo album is entitled "The Z Is All Up Ins", featuring the smash hit "Hip-Hop Dance". His Halloween costumes over the years: Flavor Flav, Humpty Hump (from Digital Underground), Kid, Kool Moe Dee, and Tupac Shakur. It has been implied that he has a crush on Marzipan, and has on several occasions left inappropriate messages on her answering machine.
- Debut: "Where My Hat is At?"
- Complete Filmography
Character Video Transcript
{Page Title: Drop Down and Gimme 20!!}
COACH Z: {not quite looking at the camera lens, more looking at the person who is holding the camera} Is that thing on? {turns to the camera lens} Hey there, ho there! I'm the Coach! The Coach Z, I'd guess you'd call me. Or plain old Coach is fine, seein' as I'm the only one around, so, probably no one else would answer to that. You say "Hey Coach!", and I'd say "Yeah?" or..."That's me!" or..."Hoo-hah!" {waves his arms in the air} Any one of those. There's rumors flyin' around that I sleep in one of these lockers {gestures to the lockers behind him}, but uh, that's just not true. I usually crash on this bench here. {gestures to the bench behind him} My back's not in real good condition. And now, I'd like to perform my hip-hop single, "These Peoples Try To Fade Me." {holds up a microphone, begins to sing} A one-two, a one-two—!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {interrupting Coach Z} Sorry. We're all out of tape.
Fun Facts
- Coach Z's accent came from a depressing Midwesterner voice that Matt and some friends would do in college.
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